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What are stores where you can you get a usb cable for an iPhone for under $5? I only have $9 and need groceries.
>>17335586
Try going through radio shack dumpsters or looking for some cheap Chinese shit. Apple makes everything proprietary so you're forced to spend more.
>>17335593
I feel you even at fucking dollar general it's "$8-$10 dollars"!
>>17335586
ebay.tigerdirect or elsewhere online.
a real store is going to cost more because they have to pay for the upkeep of a real store.
How can I stop an arranged marriage? I'm assuming I cant just bust down the church doors at the last second like in the movies.
Have you tried minding your damn business?
>>17335577
you get one of the parties involved in the marriage to not go through with it.
but it depends.
like if you live in a 3rd world shit hole.
which it sounds like.
Storytime
>Chick broke up with me
>Delete her on snapchat
>4-5 months later I make my stories public
>She has viewed every single one of them aka she never deleted me
Should I say something or what this shit is awkward yo
>>17335565
>implying i know what you are talking about
>>17335565
internet drama is not actually drama.
you need to stop putting so much emphasis on your facespace bulshit.
>>17335571
Okay let me break this shit down on a level you'll understand.
>cave woman don't want ugg
>no allow cave woman look at cave painting
>many moon later cave woman look at cave painting
what do
I'm in a miserable situation. I've only known very undesirable people in my life and all of them have information associated with them.
For example I have a sister who is an arrogant deceitful bitch
I have a brother who is a drug addict user
I have another sis who is a lesbian
I hate them all!
The problem is when I smell drugs, see a piece of shit, or think of an asshole I think of him
When I see or hear about lgbt I think her
When I meet a snotty arrogant pos I think of her.
It's like there's a ton...
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Psychedelic drugs.
>>17335591
I hate living
Your miserable because you're a judgmental bitch, desu.
Maybe start with not assuming anyone who is living a life you don't agree with makes them shit worth the dehumanizing thoughts you throw at them.
You are miserable because you act like a cunt. So stop it.
Reasons not to kill yourself general
1. ???
>>17335547
The feeling of dumping your hot cum deep into a banging got sluts tight pussy.
cause it requires an actual effort to do it being sure you wont fail?
I mean, if you can achieve that, i dont think you need to kill yourself.
>>17335547
it's easier not too
and if you fail it will just make your life harder
Always remember to brush your teeth or else you get back from the doctor with a $20,000 quote because shit's falling apart
i've literally got a hole in my jaw.
dont let it happen to you
>>17335544
what the fuck were you doing instead of brushing your teeth like a normal human being
>>17335544
kek
>>17335544
If thats your picture, you most likely have a deviated septum as well.
So, one of my friends finally got the acting break she's been working for her entire life. At the same time, she's stopped responding to all of my texts to the point that I feel like texting her is just spam.
She's pretty, absolutely beautiful really, but I never wanted that kind of relationship with her. I've just lost a best friend.
Should I write her off?
>>17335539
>Should I write her off?
I can't emphasize this enough, yes. A best friend would stick by you no matter how successful they become. It doesn't even sound like you all drifted apart. She became vain and dropped you.
Don't waste your time with her anymore. She doesn't deserve it.
>>17335545
This.
No matter how busy she is, no matter what she's got going, if she wanted to communicate with you, she would. She would answer a simple text.
Cut and run. Maybe someday she'll realize what she's lost.
>>17335539
Can I have her number so I can hit her up? Maybe bang her a few times? Get a few bjs in the back of the set?
Is eating six fruits and two salads a day otherwise mostly milk a good diet for becoming increasingly thinner?
Your life too busy for cardio?
Never drink your calories, cause it will keep you hingry. Find an alternative to the milk
>>17335538
might lose weight, but if you're feeling like some colorectal cancer go for dat milk
Has anyone lied to get a job? How'd it work out for you? tl;dr at the bottom
I have been temping since I graduated a year ago. I worked for two and a half years and have some awards and scholarships and leadership organization and I can't do better than recruiters trying to get me to temp for them. I know the standard Microsoft Office shit and and office etiquette and what have you. I've had a handful of interviews but I get nervous, but that's a seperate issue I'm addressing concurrently
I worked in HR while I was in school so I'm...
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I've been coworkers with people and they tell me they wrote me down as a reference as manager. Everybody lies on their resume. Some things are harder than others. I wouldn't say I graduated from MIT when I went to county college. And I wouldn't say I was an electrical engineer despite working at battery plus. Things like length of job, responsibilities, title, and achievements, those are very passable lies. Gl Op
>>17335521
eh depends on the job. most of the positions I'm looking at do a background check that included taxes and income for the last five years. so if your references are checked but they don't find corresponding tax information then you might be fucked. and if they figure it out you will be fired which will make it really hard to get a job.
>>17335535
How do most people spin it if they do get fired?
ideally if the lie worked I'd just work there for a few months so i could put that on my resume truthfully
Are they required to tell you if they do a background check before they do it or can they do it whenever they want?
Where are some good places to take females (hangout places) when you're broke?
>>17335514
Have a hike, a walk at the park, go to a café, to your place, to their place. Check free social events, there are usually facebook pages that promote that kind of shit.
>>17335514
museums, beach, park
>>17335534
Museums are free? I'll definitely take her to one then
So, I'm 19, Female (born male) and I get physical and mental pain whenever I feel actually in love. This started since the first girl I had sex with (14 at the time) , she looked very sweet and all but turned out really crazy and emotionally "abused" me (me being somewhat too much of a cuck to resist). I had trauma processing therapy and I thought it was pretty much done, had a decent amound of (actually good) relationships in the meanwhile.
now I've started dating a girl who I've been a good friend with for 2 years, and I constantly get pain...
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back to therapy, it sounds like...
>>17335499
I'm open for it and asked for it but my psychologist said there's not much to do about it except with an actual reliable partner that is willing to help. God damn that sounds like relationship therapy a 40yo bitter couple would have.
Humble self-bump
Is it normal for your average joe to not get openly hit on by girls?
I have terrible self esteem and self doubt about my looks (non virgin though) so I never approach but simultaneously I never catch girls looking at me and smiling or anything
I'm travelling abroad in Europe right now and seeing all these qts is killing me
yes lol
>>17335470
>girls approaching and hitting on guys
This is exceptionally rare and should never be relied upon to meet girls. You're more likely to die a virgin
>>17335474
this. girls rarely ever do more then subtle flirting with a dude.
girls are not expected to show any interest at all until a man first shows interest in her. and then even then she shows mild subtle hard to read notice a lot of the time.
I've been hit on by a girl only af ew times in my life. and only once after i finished highschool.
and she was a socially retarded anime weeb at a meetup who knew me for five minutes and just thought i looked hot in my sora cosplay so legit asked me...
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Im a boy, and I was wondering what are the best household items to use for anal masturbation? Would a toothbrush work? Also what lube should I use?
>typical animu posting faggot
>>17335455
Just go to a sex shop and buy a vibrating plug and some lube or do it online at adamandeve.com
Don't use household objects.
>>17335455
>Would a toothbrush work?
Yes. I used to have a smallish electric toothbrush I only used for anal masturbation. It was pretty good.
As someone who's only ever been brave enough to diddle his own butt in the shower, I only ever used bodywash as lube. Just be careful if you're going the soap route, because some of that shit will burn your butthole.
Or take a condom and put it on literally any phallic object small enough to fit in your ass. Just remember to use...
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Has anyone else grown drastically cynical after using this site? /pol/ and /b/ have shown me how backwards we've come as a species.
> inb4 muh edge
> inb4 you're /r9k/
>>17335443
You need to get offline often enough and mingle with the real world to realise that there are good things out there that compensate for the bullshit. Here you only get the shit highlighted.
>>17335469
True, but I dont always get to properly hang with people. On top of that, fighting against the degenerates here seems moot (no pun intended). Unless they're posting cp, you have no power to strike back at them.
You caused your cynicism. This site is cynical but it's funny and let's face it, there's a kernel of quality that appears often enough to draw you back here. It's a net positive.
Here's the deal. Friends and i are at the beach.. They decide to go pick up some chicks so they get the phone numbers of two hot girls. Yesterday i hosted a party and one of the girls who my friend hoped he could fuck made out with me. He didn't seem to be too upset but today she snapchatted me and asked if we could meetup. I know she wants to fuck me and I want to fuck her so bad but i don't know how my friend is going to react if i ask him if its ok to meet up with her. What do? He did seem kinda pissed for a while after it happened but i can't get the...
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Brah, you snooze you lose. Go for it.
He should've made a move. I doubt she finds him attractive.
>>17335417
Do what you fucking want, do what makes YOU happy, it might sound selfish but unless you know that this friend will be around for the rest of your god damn miserable life I wouldn't think twice about banging some chick that he may or may not like. Fuck it, it's a cliche but life is short.
no
go fuck her raw
she barely knows you or your friend
