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my boyfriend is listening to a song called "man on the side" which is about someone who's someone's side guy sad and whateever.
when we first started dating (well rigjht before) I was talking to him and another guy and he told me he was listening to that song bc he felt like a man on the side. now I feel weird that he listened to it again recently. I know he did bc it was in his YouTube recent searches and popped up when he was showing me sormtjkf on YouTube. I told him why and said what are you like someone man on the side and he said im being crazy.....
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Maybe, just maybe, he likes the music.
I know this may seem strange but people sometimes listen to music for reasons beyond empathizing with the lyrics.
>>17335795
>starting something over a song your bf played on you tube
>vagina confirmed
>>17335795
you still in contact with the other guy? did you actually prefer the other guy?
Are there any rich people on here? I need bedding advice.
>>17335769
i work in finance. mostly i sleep on the floor in my office.
hope that helps.
>>17335778
I probably want to talk to either your wife or your interior decorator. Ask them where they buy sheets and whether percale or sateen is the way to go.
>>17335769
It's all preference... What's comfortable for you?
Though a good comforter is pretty universal if you're a normal person unless you only want a sheet for a blanket. I spent $300 on a goose down comforter a few years ago. It was on sale from $500. I just use cheap cotton sheets that I personally find comfortable but the comforter is maximum comfy. Plus I have a memory foam bed so it's extra comfy.
I'm not rich either.
are p.e.t. scans at the regular hospital?
>>17335758
It can depend. A lot of PET scans are done at imaging centers and whether or not that is at a hospital depends on the size and scope of the facility.
i should ask my primary care doctor.
>>17335799
scope?
Awkward guy here
Is a girl that I was really good friends reliking our old posts between each other mean anything?
I'm texting her right now.
>>17335755
It might, it might not. Maybe she was randomly thinking about her best buddy from high school. Or maybe she wants to reignite an old flame. Only way is to ask to meet up and see how it goes.
What post? If you are awkward you probably just were on the friend zone
>>17335770
She's awkward too
I want to change my name.
First name has to start with an "M" and last name has to be something proud I can pass on to my kids.
Serious suggestions pls.
Malfoy Chickenbasketson
Max Power
>>17335753
Mad Max
What should I do if I'm a KHV and I've already done the obvious (gym, diet, confidence, etc.)? I seriously want to fucking seppuku. Spending the rest of my life alone is worse than death.
>>17335752
You wouldn't be a KHV if you were confidence.
>>17335752
Have you tried talking to girls?
>>17335774
Yeah. They treat me with disgust
>>17335767
I can only do so much. Fake confidence only goes so far
No trolling
Is there really a way to become attracted to women??
I don't want to be gay, but I can never pop one for a woman
>>17335717
>I can never pop one for a woman
That's because women are ugly beasts. Obviously the problem is you have not properly experienced the miracle of little girls.
/pol/ is the new /b/: The thread
>>17335717
LOL. South Africa.
Simple mate. I'll give you a to do list.
((First part goes without saying. Do not imagine cocks, men, anime, or anything remotely degenerate.
If you do, pause from masturbating and then go back to women only.))
1) Stop masturbating daily.
No more more than once per 3 days.
2) Stop using porn, ENTIRELY.
Not even for strait porn.
3) Get some olive oil or non-chemical lube for masturbating.
4) Might help: Find a picture of a really hot, sweet...
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Okay so, I'm recently undecided for a major at school. I've been looking into all areas of study and I think I'd do well in filmmaking. However being the nervous and cowardly fuck I am, I'm unsure about going through with this or not, how do you get over small insignificant fears?
>>17335710
You can practice for your future job by offering your butthole to rich Jews and living in a cardboard box
>>17335716
>Be me
>Be Jewish
>Have no cardboard box
Am I doing something wrong here?
>>17335710
Don't do it. I know a lot of film majors about to graduate who have no idea wtf they're going to do. If you like film, it's something you can do without going to film school. All the resources to learn are out there online. Get people who are interested in making movies with you, make movies, get better, collab with others, meet new people in the film industry and so on. If you want to make it, you MUST be social. I make stupid videos/shorts with my friends because it's fun, some of them turn...
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So, for the past two times I've tried to have sex with my girlfriend, I just couldn't get it up.
I have no problems getting erect while alone masturbating, but since this is the first relationship I've been in, fear/anxiety
of pleasing her might be getting the best of me. I've gotten hard while with her; I'm definitely attracted to her, but when it comes
down to us both feeling in the mood to have sex, it becomes impossible for me to get hard. Anyone have advice on how to overcome/
fix my problem? Thanks in advance.
Have you tried not masturbating for several days?
>>17335732
I didn't masturbate 2 days in advance in hopes that it'd fix the problem the second time we tried
>>17335689
Holy fuck same here I j off easy but in sex I lose my boner. I fucked a girl for 5 minutes and lost my boner and she left and never talked to me again. As soon as we started making out I got hard as fuck really fast then worrying about parents walking in and shit ruined it. Same thing happened with my last girlfriend I kept having to get hard again.
I've always kinda lost boners switching positions and putting condoms on and now I'm literally going soft inside. With the girl I was about to blow...
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I've been looking into becoming an electrician, since I'm good at that sort of thing, and I've already started my schooling, but I'm afraid people will think I'm low class. Do you think women who work in trades are low class.
>inb4 just b urself
>>17335671
depends on attitude and how you present yourself.
you are going to be more susceptible to stereotyping.
mostly people are going to drive opinions about your class from your speech, attitudes and dress..
>>17335671
>electrician
Oh boy
Once you get actual work prepare for hours of rage because some retard fucked up before you, making your work much harder than it needs to be
>>17335741
don't forget white is ground red goes up your bum
Subletter not paying utilities
I was rooming with this guy, we both moved out and each got 1 subletter. The electricity is under my name and his subletter will not pay me the share of the bill. I would simply turn off the electricity, but my subletter has paid me and has been promised utilities per the contract.
What can I do here?
>>17335659
if you were smart you would have overseen each others contracts and could threaten to kick the guy out for not paying his half.
you could still try to kick him out but shit can happen. you can insist your friend 'take care of it' and pay if he doesnt, cuz its his subletter being a dickballs, but there are no guarantees in subletting.
>>17335679
My friend says he'll pay if it comes down to it, but he's my bro. Is there any way to fuck the subleaser over here?
>>17335691
depends what your local laws and and of course what your contract says. your contract should specify utilities.
pls advise
>be 25
>had number of relationships, good amount of life experiences
>last breakup sucked, girl was actually crazy and I ignored the red flags like a retard because her tits were nice
be a few months later
>meet new girl, not really struck by her, she's cute, sure, but I'm talking to a few girls
>see her out a few times, start talking to her and getting to know her
>she's...
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No.
>>17335648
lol well Houston is a nice city but unless you are engaged i wouldn't ever move for a girl.
I really have nothing going on right now: I just graduated from an Ultrasound tech school to get my certification, and am giving myself a little break since school was pretty rough the past few years. I'm working a pretty meaningless yet easy/stress-free job as a mechanic right now to pay the bills while I look for an ultrasound job that I really like- I figure if I'm gonna do it the rest of my life I have the right to be picky about it, especially if I'm not hurting for the money just yet
but, it got me thinking, really my only reasons for staying here...
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I have an awful case of green beard every time I shave, whilst i want to look professional for work, the green tint just ruins my look. Has anybody got any ideas of how I can remove it or even hide it?
pic related but 10x worse
>>17335619
use cosmetic product in reasonable quantity
like after shave cream
with light make up you should be fine
>>17335619
It's time to go full beard.
Or laser hair removal.
>>17335619
Same problem. I've found it's easier to keep a neatly trimmed beard instead
. It happens when you've got pale skin and black hair
The last day is tomorrow and I still need to complete a project I'm 80% through.
I just feel so drained and apathetic, there's a party tomorrow and I want to feel loose.
Its 1:00AM right now, I'm really not in the mood to work, except this is really important.
Any advice on motivating myself?
Go to sleep, finish work when you wake up , you will be way more productive
>>17335610
Dont forget you are way better than any cushion. Cushions cant feel, think or talk. Wow you are so much fucking great. Now do it faggot.
Any part of it online? I'm bored and willing to help with it.
Population: LSS 60.000
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Abusive gorvernment
Careless authority
And no assistance from ANONYMOUS!!!!!!!!!
What advice were you looking for exactly?
Of how we Inuit can seek of assistance from anons
Its not even rare for me to see RIP posts from friends
Rape victims commiting suicide, my close friends
