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Girlfriend never wants to do anything.. and not in the sense that she's lazy or something, but she just doesn't want to go to any place I pick.
For example:
I picked a pretty known science museum that's 25 bucks. She doesn't want to because its too expensive and she doesn't think she'll enjoy it.
Fair enough,I looked again and picked a free place to go. A really beautiful park in San Francisco. Nope.. Too boring.
So I told her we can walk around downtown San Francisco and get some dessert. She doesn't want to walk...
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>>17336281
Ait her down and explain that she needs to make an effort. And at this point, if she doesn't, it might be time to walk out.
I mean, I am heavily introverted, lazy, and have low drive to do shit, and I still get off my ass and go out with my girlfriend, no matter how boring it will be. Because it's about spending time together.
Bro, straight up tell her how you feel. If she doesn't realize that you are fucking irritated by the way she acts, she will never understand.
>>17336299
I'm just starting to get really bored. I feel like she does the shit im talking about in a way that makes me feel like I'm a shitty person for not finding stuff to do.
But I guess today I just had a realization that she has to put effort too. I realized that if I hadn't been picking shit for us to do that we would never do anything.
and I would probably get blamed for it.
Our plans RARELY fall through.
I'm shy but I love going out and shit.
I like going to...
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hi /adv/
im struggling with a heroin addiction
i think ive been addicted for about 6 months and i only snort it i have never used a needle so i doubt its as serious as other peoples addictions
the longest ive made it without heroin was 48 hours and when i keep trying to quit i repeatedly fail at about 36 hours...i really need your help in trying to go longer my current goal is 72 hours
i start getting really bad aches and pains after around a day and they start to get so bad by 36 hours that im almost always using again
i could try rehab but...
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>>17336257
If you don't go to rehab you'll eventually overdose and die so choose.
Death, or rehab.
>>17336257
Ibogaine
>>17336257
What's CMH, and why are you in Adult Foster Care?
ok so I'm about to ask my boyfriend the defining the relationship question
We just graduated highschool and I want to know where things are going from here. I have no idea how to ask him!
Anyways tldr I need to ask my highschool sweetheart bf through text if he thinks of us as a serious relationship. We just graduated and I want to focus on school, but if he thinks we're serious I'll make space for him
SUGGESTIONS PLEASE
>>17336246
fag
>>17336249
I don't normally talk like this he's just waiting for a response right now and I'm at a loss of words
Copy paste what you wrote here.
I've just about had it with women acting like they're gods gift to earth in every interaction. I've dated and fucked before and girls are always like "uhm I'm the girl why don't you pay" or "uhm I'm the girl protect me and entertain me"
I gave them a chance and tried to respect them as equals. I really did. Now I just have the urge to choke a girl, facefuck her, slap her and spit on her and just dominate her out of years of a pent up thirst for revenge (for wasting my time and patience by acting like a spoiled Cunt) and...
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You sound like a balanced person fit to be trusted to be a good dom.
I clap my hands for you in slowmotion.
>>17336222
You sound like a smug little shite with a bleached asshole.
>>17336205
That's really fucking hot, I'm into being dominanted like that.
You can try www.fetlife.com, that site is like a BDSM Facebook sorta but I have found men off there that could put me in my place. If you're feeling edgy and don't give a fucking, then try www.collarme.com, that site had off people so I never went there but if you just wanna go ham then there.
Also, Fetlife has groups specifically for people in your city so they do munchies where they all met up and you could potentially...
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I'm a teenage boy looking for teenage pussy. It's very simple but I suffer from anxiety and am currently not talking to any girls and they don't talk to me. I am quite attractive and have had quite a share of hot girls to like me but I blew it because of my anxiety..How do I get laid?
Sex clubs and online dating.
You have to be 18 to post on this site.
OK so you're basically me when I was somewhat younger. My advice is that you should stop seeing sex as the objective. There are so many things you have to learn before that. Start with just talking, when you are not a complete retard when talking with girls start thinking about sex.
So, here is the thing. I have had a crush on my uncle for the longest time. So about two months ago I finally told him about it. Here is the weirdest thing, he actually responded positively, and said he would be interested in trying it! Well, next day he says he was drunk when he told me that and though he is curious, he won't let his girlfriend find out and now he won't even talk to me. What can I say/do to get him to give me a chance? Please help me I am desperate!
BUmping this cause I really need advice
>>17336193
Well, if it seems like he's having second thoughts, you should probably back off. The worst thing you can do is push the issue if he's having doubts.
That being said, just because he was drunk when he said yes doesn't mean he changed his mind when he was sober, just that "sober him" should "know better" so now he's second guessing. I'm sure his girlfriend is a big part of that. But hey, if his girlfriend ever breaks up with him, just take him out drinking, guaran-fucking-tee...
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>>17336229
Thanks for the advice, but I am unsure if the girlfriend will ever be leaving the picture.
My parents are moving out of state and can't take our dog.
The place I'm moving into doesn't allow dogs and this is the only place I've found we decent roommates at price that won't kill my savings account.
He's an 11 year old beagle, too healthy to put down and too old for anyone else to want him. Any ideas?
>>17336172
ask friends of the family to take him
dont me the man who just puts down a dog cause he has no further use for it
>>17336189
I'm literally out of friends other than the people I'm moving in with.
I even offered to take him with me 7am to 7pm every day to work and around town if he could just sleep in my room.
>>17336208
explain to the owners of the place that he is old, doesnt bark, doesnt shit/piss on the rugs and that youl take care of him
if they are human they will understand
>be me brushing teeth
>sees some gum recession
>gets very worried and makes dental appointment and everything
>have some sort of anxiety
>remember i have younger brothers
>asked to see their teeth
>plaque everywhere
>gets even more worried about them more than myself
>never worried about anyone...
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>>17336133
cringe
>>17336133
It means you and your brothers should see a dentist and get your teeth cleaned.
forgot to add. mom has cancer and i have to figure out how appointments and taking care of kids works. it feels like she can go any day now. so i gotta learn fast on being a parent because i guess i love my brothers and also dad is not in the picture.
I want to become a well known artist so I can make a positive impact on the world. It's extremely stressful because it's almost pressuring . I was presented with the idea that none of the difference-making ones have that mindset, though. that goes from the author of "Power of Now" to comedians like Russel Brand to artists like Bob Marley and Kendrick Lamar. What are your thoughts on this??
I think they mean that they know they have the power to change the world and can envision it, but on a daily basis they arne't constantly checking themselves against that goal.
That isn't living in the now, that's living in the future because you picture yourself of where you want to be instead of where you actually are.
If you want to change the world with your art, envision your goal and work daily towards it however do not constantly check yourself against your goal, it just creates anxiety and depression about the future.
>>17336125
Don't quit your day job
Do your art as a hobby, but don't count on it to pay the bills
>>17336125
>What are your thoughts on this??
L.M.F.A.O.
I'm considering cutting my tounge out so that I cannot speak ill about god.
Thoughts?
>>17336116
You can fix your ill words with repentance and prayer, if you cut off your tongue you'll never be able to spread His word, anon.
Religion is one helluva drug
Careful, an asshole named Lautrec might want to kill you for your fire keeper soul.
I'm 19 and a daywalking ginger (midly tanned but still have freckles on my cheeks and nose)
Is it unattractive in general or is it even suited for some guys?
>Pic related, it's like this but just on the cheeks and nose
>>17336082
maybe it's because my sister is a redhead but I find gingers to be repulsive
Are you actually fucking serious? I'd say a lot of guys dig the freckles.
I'd kill to have a girlfriend with freckles. Sure melanoma sucks and all that jazz but most guys don't even really care about em.
>>17336097
Reading comprehension!
The only period of my life I got any attention from women was when I played football for a year in middle school.
What is the football of the adult world?
>>17336077
>>17336077
bodybuilding and nice cars
>>17336077
NFL
Beef up boy
>>17336077
>he only period of my life I got any attention from women was when I played football for a year in middle school.
I've got some bad news for you; those weren't women. They were little girls.
>What is the football of the adult world?
Being a confident dude who has his shit together.
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My woman just broke my heart and left me. Drinking vodka and I took some muscle relaxers (baclofen). I'm itching to make some bad life decisions.
How do I get a hooker and once I got her what's the protocol? Need some pro tips from veterans.
>>17336017
>How do I get a hooker
Back page ads for 'massages' or escorts from your local weekly paper.
>and once I got her what's the protocol?
You ask her what she does, then tell her what you want, asking how much. Plausible deniability or vagueness is useful but not 100% necessary. If she tells you what's on offer first, your risk of getting busted, or convicted, for soliciting is reduced.
i see an ad like this
http://annarbor.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-just-arrived-petite-asian-party-girl-new-face/25505250
and i assume its fake. Are they just gonna send someone who don't look like her or is this a cop or what?
See, here's the thing: real hookers don't look like Julia Roberts and don't have a heart of gold.
You're likely to get an addict with bad skin and a lumpy body. Condoms reduce the risk of herpes- and believe me, she's got it- but you're still likely to get pubic lice.
This is not what you want. Just rent a movie and pretend.
So, its a long story but we want to be sure:
Some hours ago we were just chilling and things heated up, we have a little sesion of oral sex, not vaginal, I eated her and she ate me, nothing out of the ordinary, the thing is we are somewhat insecure because I came all over the place...two times, she is scared that some of my semen fell on her panties, my hands or whatever, if I recall correctly I didn't get any semen on my hands or any of her underwear, we both showered after that and I cleaned myself very thoroughly just in case,
we are both very inexperienced...
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>>17336003
no pill necessary
by some condoms cause next time or the time after you will want to put it in
>>17336003
>first sexual encounter
>age 20
Nigga what?
>>17336003
if there is a question then you should go get a pill.
I posted about this yesterday, but feel I did a bad job of setting up the initial post, and thus limited my responses. Going to try to do better this time.
A blowjob is part of my morning routine. My bf wakes up and jumps in the shower, I make breakfast for when he gets out, and I blow him before he heads out. Because of when he needs to leave, I only am able to finish on time maybe 1 in 5 times. The rest he either leaves unfulfilled, ends up late, or both.
When time starts running out, is there anything I can do to rush him over the finish line? What can I do...
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Switch it to just giving him a vigorous hand job. Look into his eyes with your mouth open and his head resting on your tongue, begging for his cum.
Or, let him take control and basically face-fuck you.
Do a quicky instead or get up sooner. Or just fuck at night like normal people do. He probable doesn't even enjoy this. Sounds like a fucking stressfull way to start the day
>>17335999
I don't have much of a gag reflex so when I want to get him off quick I suck real hard then go all the way down, then suck like I'm nursing, then all the way down. Quick and he knows I swallow every drop
