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How stop feeling uncomfortable in white people homes?
> go to visit cousins and grandparents
>they all live in nice homes
>they have fucking attics and basements and shit
>they have carpeted floors and floor to ceiling windows
>all have new cars
>kids have new cars, some even sports cars
>i grew up poor and have to pay for everything myself either through hard work and grants (student) or a job
>have a 20 year old car
>their homes all smell like white people
>the ceilings aren't flat, they arch up a little bit ( what the fuck)
>white people collect all these horrid knick knacks that genuinely spook me when i was a kid or have to walk around in the dark
>they have a big healthy dog
>all this fucking space in the back
>basement has a bunch of hobby stuff
what the fuck man
>>17341873
nice b8 m8 I'll bite
Reveal your discomfort with the achievements of their kind by shitting on the carpet.
You get to release your discomfort and they get to learn a lesson.
sorry what?
>>17341882
What
Maybe someone can tell me wtf my deal is, or give me advice on getting past it?
>finally get a bf
>been together 2 years
>he is perfect -- we were best friends for years before getting together
>like being cuddly with him, smooches and going on dates
but
>extremely uncomfortable when he tries to make out with me or tries to be sexual with me
i feel completely off-put by the idea of him touching me sexually. i don't like it at all. how can i love someone so much but hate the idea of him having sex with me?
I assume if his balls stay blue for much longer, he is going to leave me, but i really just DONT to..... i dont even know why,
Looooooooooool
>>17341862
>I assume if his balls stay blue for much longer, he is going to leave me
Do him a favor and let him go. You just like him or may love him, but seems just as a friend. You are only using him for emotional fulfillment.
Do you like girls perhaps? Or is there any sort of fetish that arouses you?
Does anyone know how much utilities should be for a 1 bed- 1 bath apartment?
Im a fall college freshman and fucked up signing up for dorms and have to rent an apartment. Rent is $600-700 for an apartment with no utilities included. My dad told me it'll be a couple hundred dollars and I should probably expect monthly rent to come to $1000. That seems a little ridiculous. Is that really how much it should be?
>500-600 sq foot
>will use/need
>wifi
>water
>electricity
>heating
>trash pick up
>insurance?
>not using cable cause no tv
>not using gas cause eating on campus
>1 person
>washer and dryer free to use on campus
Become a Carpenter
>>17341846
solid advice my dude
Around $1000 sounds about right but probably more if you include food, phone bill and other misallnious expenses. So it would be safe to assume if you make around $1000 or so a month you can make it in a $600-700 rent apartment but you'd have to budget well and struggle at times.
hey /adv/, anon here
so i was storing my LSD tabs side a folded up post it note, and decided to move them to foil. i decided to then lick the post it note where the acid was sitting. do you guys think it would transfer and should i expect a trip or anything
Become a Carpenter
>>17341825
underrated post
>>17341808
A small amount of acid may have leached into the Post-It; whatever effect it has, if any, will likely be negligible. You should know by now if it's going to do anything.
>I once attended a party where the hosts had thrown a handful of stale tabs of blotter into a carafe of some kind of tea. Drank quite a bit of the stuff, along with a bit of alcohol, and smoked some marijuana. Did not feel like I was tripping at all, but got home and found myself up all night, jittery/speedy.
Anyone can be a carpenter.
What the fuck is this shit today?
Lurk moar
Lrn 2 meme
>>17341796
I'd call you a newfag, but that wouldn't be helpful advice. I'd recommend learning a trade, something that'll give you some self-confidence and make others respect you, like carpentry.
Love you carpenter bro
I need fucking help, now. This is the most delicate part of my fucking life and I'm fucking love sick. I can write about my feelings all day. Asked her out 6 months ago asking if she'd like to do something sometime. She said sorry I currently have a boyfriend. I said oh alright bummer and she probably fucking forgot about it 2 days later or so I bet. I denied all emotions and denied all premise of her popping up in my friend group, so as to not suspect I'm still attracted to her. I'm fucking torturing myself everyday, and I don't know how to stop. I've tried meditation, eating healthy, hanging out with friends, hanging out with family, doing work, doing my hobby, playing video games (recently beat Undertale in one setting because fuck all), writing down my feelings in a journal, and posting in the fucking advice threads. The only person that knows what I'm feeling is my brother, except I told him I'm over it like a week ago (not because I didn't want his help, because I actually thought I was over it).
TL;DR, I'm 18 years old, fell in love with someone in which I don't even fucking know them to fall in love with, and started this negative spiral of emotions in which I feel trapped and cannot get out of.
What do I do? I feel utterly trapped. I feel no motivation, I feel no passion in my hobby anymore, I feel terrified of the future, and I feel terrified at what would happen if I were to add her on facebook..
Become a carpenter
I'm literally dying
Fuck guys what do I do
How do I, as a young male, stop getting so nervous around women?
It's not actually because I worship them or idolize them or anything like that. It's because women are more extroverted than men, and they are very good at being dynamic in social situations. So I need advice on how to remain calm, and remain grounded but be confident when I have to face them.
>>17341750
>How do I, as a young male, stop getting so nervous around women?
Become a carpenter.
>>17341752
You keep saying this in numerous threads, what does it mean? Faggot.
>>17341766
Clearly he thinks carpentry is the answer to all
Should I major in applied math? What kind of jobs would be available to me with a math bachelors? I'm kinda debating between math and comp sci but i don't really like programming that much. What do you think /adv/
Math applied to carpentry.
>>17341724
It's comments like this that move me towards comp sci for that reliable job outlook
Seeing as "applied math" is basically all engineering is...
Recently broke up with my girlfriend. After the break up I realized that I don't actually love anyone in this world. My mom is a bitch, my dad was locked up for the first half of my life, my step-dad is borderline abusive, my grandma is abusive, and my grandpa I have only ever met 4 times. The only person who I ever actually loved was my other grandpa, but he died a few years ago. I haven't tried to look for another girlfriend because I'm scared I won't be able to love her either. Can I fix this? (Never really loved girlfriend either, been like this sinice my grandpa died.)
>>17341715
>Can I fix this?
Become a carpenter.
>>17341715
You're just very full of hate at the moment, take it easy for a while and you'll mellow out and realize you were just upset
I want to make everyone who loves me hate my guts so i can kill myself w/ relatively good conscious.
My BF especially will be devastated. How can i get someone head over heals in love w/ me to hate me?
What do?
Become a carpenter.
>>17341708
why a carpenter? Why will everyone hate me for that?
>>17341711
Just do it, you will get the results you want.
Fatcow here, Lately I've been losing weight and it's a bit concerning. So far it's nearly 15 pounds in about 2 weeks. Not that I mind but when I worked out I did not lose anything.
>Losing interest in food Except for random cravings
>No longer able to finish plates like I have before
>I stress ate constantly when living with my parents didnt change when moving with the hubby.
>I'm still stressed and have been severely depressed for about 3 months
>Meals are the same size as what I ate at my parents.
>Active as normal
Literally nothing has changed other than a decline in appetite and I am still losing weight. Should I be worried or is it just stress?
>>17341700
15 pounds in 2 weeks is too fast even if you're trying to lose weight, I really think you should go see a doctor
the lack of appetite is concerning as well
>>17341703
This.
>>17341703
I was considering it because I know it isn't normal. However I was waiting for my insurance to get approved (Paperwork was sent and we were told they would get back to us in 10 days). to add to the mess I have had a constant bout of Nausea (Checked guys, not pregnant.) with it. Wake up feeling sick and carry about my day with it.
I also tend to worry about the worse which is why I have stayed away from looking up what might be wrong. But essentially I am waiting for the Insurance to clear to be checked out.
>25 y/o schizophrenic NEET that's only had sex once.
>sex with a hooker that double booked me
>go to group therapy 4 hours a day
>meet 19 y/o single mother.
>she's dating my dead oneitus' brother.
>they break up after he puts another baby in her belly.
>about six weeks go by
>we start talking.
>she texts me tltupyep
>we hang out on the 3th and watch fireworks.
>we bang, but I don't cum thanks to the meds.
>the sex is really bad for both of us, but she says we're dating and I'm fine with that.
>she lives 40 mins away so I don't see her every day.
>She's barely talked in two days.
How do I not fuck this up? I want to keep her long enough to get not terrible at sex, but I can't even come. Her family is super messed up and trashy, but I like her.
>>17341697
>How do I not fuck this up?
Become a carpenter.
>>17341697
>dead oneitus' brother
What?
>>17341714
I had a crush on a girl two years ago who killed herself, also from therapy.
What are the stats on mini-boss House Flies? Are they going to get nerfed in the next patch?
I have a fat black house fly buzzing around my house, and I've whacked him 3 times mid-air with a book, and he just hides and regenerates HP somewhere I can find him. What the hell?
Seriously though, how do I catch this little faggot and stop him from buzzing around my ears? Hes like the size of a small grape
get a fly swatter
You could buy and hang up those tape strips from your ceiling. They usually fly into them and get stuck there until they die
>>17341686
>how do I catch this little faggot and stop him from buzzing around my ears?
You need carpentry tools.
Pretty sure you can kill the fly with a chainsaw.
>23
>need to make money
>been unemployed for almost a year
>have had 6 different jobs in the past few years, keep quitting them cuz fuck it i guess
>live with mom and gf
>we're trying to move out and get our own place
>stuck between trying to find a job and figuring out some other way to make money because clearly I despise working for other people
>resume would obviously look like shit cuz of gaps and I won't have any references since I no called no showed my last two jobs
>also an arrest for disorderly conduct but charges were dropped (will tell story if anyone wants it) would show up on background check
>have 50,000 in leftover savings from inheritance that's in mutual funds
>thought about trying lending club and investing after a friend introduced me to it
>not sure if that's a good idea or not
>need help/ideas to get me out of this situation
bad idea. stop being a degenerate fuck and work for our money like everyone else.
stop being a fuckup and go to work like everyone else
>>17341672
well that's part of the problem, it's hard to get a job because of the things I mentioned. I don't mind work, I just would prefer to work for myself or at least a job thats not burger-flipping or retail
Gf's coming over for a movie tomorrow, basically help me pick a movie. She likes "psychological" movies, though that really means jack shit to me.
I've thought of either some comedy like Groundhog Day/Ferris Bueller's Day Off, or, if I were to go the whole "psyche" route, Se7en perhaps.
Any thoughts?
Thankskilling
Hobo with a shotgun
The Truman Show
