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How stop feeling uncomfortable in white people homes?

> go to visit cousins and grandparents
>they all live in nice homes
>they have fucking attics and basements and shit
>they have carpeted floors and floor to ceiling windows
>all have new cars
>kids have new cars, some even sports cars
>i grew up poor and have to pay for everything myself either through hard work and grants (student) or a job
>have a 20 year old car
>their homes all smell like white people
>the ceilings aren't flat, they arch up a little bit ( what the fuck)
>white people collect all these horrid knick knacks that genuinely spook me when i was a kid or have to walk around in the dark
>they have a big healthy dog
>all this fucking space in the back
>basement has a bunch of hobby stuff

what the fuck man

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Maybe someone can tell me wtf my deal is, or give me advice on getting past it?

>finally get a bf
>been together 2 years
>he is perfect -- we were best friends for years before getting together
>like being cuddly with him, smooches and going on dates
but
>extremely uncomfortable when he tries to make out with me or tries to be sexual with me
i feel completely off-put by the idea of him touching me sexually. i don't like it at all. how can i love someone so much but hate the idea of him having sex with me?
I assume if his balls stay blue for much longer, he is going to leave me, but i really just DONT to..... i dont even know why,

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Does anyone know how much utilities should be for a 1 bed- 1 bath apartment?

Im a fall college freshman and fucked up signing up for dorms and have to rent an apartment. Rent is $600-700 for an apartment with no utilities included. My dad told me it'll be a couple hundred dollars and I should probably expect monthly rent to come to $1000. That seems a little ridiculous. Is that really how much it should be?

>500-600 sq foot
>will use/need
>wifi
>water
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hey /adv/, anon here

so i was storing my LSD tabs side a folded up post it note, and decided to move them to foil. i decided to then lick the post it note where the acid was sitting. do you guys think it would transfer and should i expect a trip or anything

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Anyone can be a carpenter.

What the fuck is this shit today?

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I need fucking help, now. This is the most delicate part of my fucking life and I'm fucking love sick. I can write about my feelings all day. Asked her out 6 months ago asking if she'd like to do something sometime. She said sorry I currently have a boyfriend. I said oh alright bummer and she probably fucking forgot about it 2 days later or so I bet. I denied all emotions and denied all premise of her popping up in my friend group, so as to not suspect I'm still attracted to her. I'm fucking torturing myself everyday, and I don't know how to stop. I've...
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How do I, as a young male, stop getting so nervous around women?

It's not actually because I worship them or idolize them or anything like that. It's because women are more extroverted than men, and they are very good at being dynamic in social situations. So I need advice on how to remain calm, and remain grounded but be confident when I have to face them.

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Should I major in applied math? What kind of jobs would be available to me with a math bachelors? I'm kinda debating between math and comp sci but i don't really like programming that much. What do you think /adv/

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Recently broke up with my girlfriend. After the break up I realized that I don't actually love anyone in this world. My mom is a bitch, my dad was locked up for the first half of my life, my step-dad is borderline abusive, my grandma is abusive, and my grandpa I have only ever met 4 times. The only person who I ever actually loved was my other grandpa, but he died a few years ago. I haven't tried to look for another girlfriend because I'm scared I won't be able to love her either. Can I fix this? (Never really loved girlfriend either, been like this sinice my grandpa died.)

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I want to make everyone who loves me hate my guts so i can kill myself w/ relatively good conscious.
My BF especially will be devastated. How can i get someone head over heals in love w/ me to hate me?
What do?

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Fatcow here, Lately I've been losing weight and it's a bit concerning. So far it's nearly 15 pounds in about 2 weeks. Not that I mind but when I worked out I did not lose anything.

>Losing interest in food Except for random cravings
>No longer able to finish plates like I have before
>I stress ate constantly when living with my parents didnt change when moving with the hubby.
>I'm still stressed and have been severely depressed...
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>25 y/o schizophrenic NEET that's only had sex once.
>sex with a hooker that double booked me
>go to group therapy 4 hours a day
>meet 19 y/o single mother.
>she's dating my dead oneitus' brother.
>they break up after he puts another baby in her belly.
>about six weeks go by
>we start talking.
>she...
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What are the stats on mini-boss House Flies? Are they going to get nerfed in the next patch?

I have a fat black house fly buzzing around my house, and I've whacked him 3 times mid-air with a book, and he just hides and regenerates HP somewhere I can find him. What the hell?

Seriously though, how do I catch this little faggot and stop him from buzzing around my ears? Hes like the size of a small grape

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>23
>need to make money
>been unemployed for almost a year
>have had 6 different jobs in the past few years, keep quitting them cuz fuck it i guess
>live with mom and gf
>we're trying to move out and get our own place
>stuck between trying to find a job and figuring out some other way to make money because clearly I despise working for other people
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Gf's coming over for a movie tomorrow, basically help me pick a movie. She likes "psychological" movies, though that really means jack shit to me.

I've thought of either some comedy like Groundhog Day/Ferris Bueller's Day Off, or, if I were to go the whole "psyche" route, Se7en perhaps.
Any thoughts?