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I wrote it all down the same night in order to remember it for later. discussion in jpg
You really do need someone to talk to. You're getting into ugly fights over petty things. Talking on the Internet is a poor substitute for real friends.
And get to work on getting that summer job, you lazy bum.
Yeah, get a job dude.
But in all honesty, women today are entitled most of the time.
The worst ones are the ones that are disgusted by men that they think are ugly, so they project and self justify their discontent into judgment and passive aggression.
Literally, they don't want ugly or unattractive guys speaking to them. AT ALL. lol
You will have to raise out of the normal world and become a specialist in something before you start to find the intelligent, truly capable and logically minded women.
Hey! Maybe, getting a job would be a good start! Then...
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>>17342707
>Literally, they don't want ugly or unattractive guys speaking to them. AT ALL. lol
They want to be left alone in situations where it is inappropriate to hit on women in the first place, and they want guys to go away when they're told no. What's the matter with that?
i love bantz and wry witty insults. i can take it as good as i dish it out. i frequently wonder if people are choosing to be offended because there's never any intent to anything i say. my family seems to like me as do my friends and coworkers. is the internet the asshole or am i?? should i never leave 4chan.
You are probably just a douche who hasn't realized what he is yet. Prepare for a lot of future regrets.
>>17342191
This
.>>17342051
You're just a bored as fuck internet loser
tempted to think you're pegasus, but
>my family seems to like me as do my friends and coworkers
has thrown me off
I cant stop drinking diet sodas. how do I break myself of it? my life is such shit that the only thing that makes me feel better is constantly drinking diet sodas. Help me
Well, I suppose you could try making a rule that goes along with it. Whenever you drink a diet soda, you have to also commit to snorting a line of crushed salt and squirting an entire 1/4 size wedge's worth of lime juice into your eyeball. After a while you'll probably stop drinking the soda.
Improve other areas of your life.
Your brain expects it to contain a hit of sugar, but it doesn't, so you keep drinking more. Drink real soda. You'll hopefully drink less of it.
After that, try some proper rest and proper nutrition. If the addiction is due to some kind of stress or unhappiness, talk therapy might help.
Recovering degenerate here.
>only used women for sex
>thus I would always attract liberal women
Where are locations to meet such women, and what manner should I talk to them? I'm worried my past sexual encounters would turn them away. I'm not at a retarded amount, but I've had 7 partners. Seriously fuck hookup culture. I wish I could have just met a QT in high-school and stuck with that if I wasn't such a fat faggot back then.
Become a Lumberjack
>>17341794
>Where are locations to meet such women, and what manner should I talk to them?
Take a carpentry class
>>17341794
I am a liberal jew who is so liberal I have crossed some hypothetical political boundry and now believe that only whites should inherit the earth because only whites can be atheist, vegan, nice to animals, etc..,.
I attract nothing but conservative, religious females that want nothing from me except for my slightly larger than average penis.
'''''''''''''''conservative''''''''''''''''''''''...
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I'm almost 28. I only recently held a job for more than a year and it was part-time. I'm smart, but undisciplined. I'm a published author, but not in a well paying genre. I'm a produced screenwriter, but don't want to continue because directors change everything. Besides, writing isn't a sustainable career.
What the fuck am I supposed to do? Temp agencies are getting me interviews, no jobs yet because I suck at interviewing, because I lied on my resume. One call and it's over.
I'm frugal, coupled with the fact that mental...
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>>17341704
Bump.
>>17341725
Double bump.
>>17341754
Triple bump.
Alright, /adv/. I'm having a really bad time. My finances have fallen apart in the last few weeks. I lost my job last friday and have a $378 traffic citation to pay on the 16th. I had the money...but another stroke of bad luck hit me two days ago when my 3 month old kitten's leg got crushed in my front door. After a $700 vet bill...I have next to no money left. I have no family to ask either. I wouldn't mind letting the ticket go unpaid and taking the jail time but my kitten won't have anyone to take care of her. The only thing of value I have is my ps4 which...
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Go online and do surveys. Pretty good way to earn some money fast
Basically, you're screwed.
You could always try a political revolution to socialism or communism. Long shot, but it will help you in the long-term.
>>17341662
Sell blood, walk around your neighborhood in the dead of night poking in trashcans for recyclables
What are your favorite manipulation techniques in everyday life?
E.g. always tell a reason why s.o. should do something for you. Even if it's not a very good reason, folks are much more likely to do what you want them to do
Bump
Flirt with a girls best friend. Especially if she is uglier. It will cause jealousy and lust just so they can prove themselves better.
>>17341516
People will take you more seriously if you act like you're busy or in a rush.
>>17341632
I do this without trying. I always act like I'm on my way somewhere when out of the house. Then girls get to know me and realize I'm just in hurry to get back home and chill. That's when they get bored.
My GF produces a lot of grool. A fucking lot!
It's Fucking disgusting. I've never seen anything like this with any of my previous GFs. I mean she doesn't just get wet, but it's thick and syrupy and the consistency of it is such that I've been fingering her while she was standing up one time and I've literally seen a strand of grool stretch all the way and hit the floor without breaking off.
Can I make her take something or change her diet to alleviate this? I mean obviously women get wet, but not in this manner. This is not Fucking...
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>>17341124
She needs to get tested
>>17341124
Don't be such a pussy.
No pun intended
That's fucking hot, lick it up you faggot.
How can I kill myself in a effective and fast way, I dont care if it hurts a lot or whatever
>>17341108
Gun. But don't. It isn't worth it.
>>17341122
The pain exceeds the coping mechanism.
>>17341126
Find a better coping mechanism. Drugs, alcohol, therapy, anything. Literally anything would be better than killing yourself (or others).
I posted this a few weeks ago but how I do stop being ugly?
I understand fixing my hair, and trying to get fat back into my cheeks but is there anything else?
>>17340656
Eat a lot become thicc
>>17340656
Something OP has conviently left out: theyre a Trans.
Fix you're eyebrows and wear makeup to accent you're eyes. They're you're best feature.
Hey, /adv/
I've recently become filled with hatred and, a 'fuck it' mentality. This anger has become accompanied by random outbursts of rage or, yelling which has ruined my relationship and, making my friends become hesitant on hanging out / speaking with me.
How can I better myself via becoming much more chill or, mellow.
Smoke weed er'day.
Spend more time in nature.
Disconnect from technology more. Spend time in the gym (great outlet for rage).
Avoid drugs and alcohol.
Meditate.
Go fishing.
Identify the source and rid it from your life (job, gf, environment, etc).
Identify the cause and fix it.
It might be an hormonal problem.
It might be a period of huge stress at work or family.
It might be multiple light discomforts (hot wetaher->lack of sleep, eating less, don't drink enough)
Take care of yourself
>>17339998
>Smoke weed er'day.
>Avoid drugs and alcohol.
Lolwat
I am Asian and I will study abroad soon in the UK. From what I've heard, quite a lot of Asians are very cliquey in the UK (especially those who were not born and raised there) and they mainly hang out with other Asians. I want to learn more about a new culture while I am in the UK (kind of silly to move all the way to the UK to only socialize with other Chinese people). Should I hang out with locals or other Asians if they are really that cliquey? I don't want people to think of it as odd.
>inb4 this is a strange question
Chinese? They tend to stick together, mostly because they don't speak English that well or because of cultural values (they think everyone is a slut). Do what you want, no reason you can't have both Asians and Arab friends
just hangout with whoever befriends you or whoever you befriend. Sounds dumb but being friends sorta transcends identity politics.
>>17339969
I'm an international student studying in the UK, and the best advice I can give you is to meet as many people as you can, no matter if there locals of from somewhere else but make sure to diversify who you're hanging out with.
I'm assuming you're going to uni there, and people at university tend to be really open once they find that you have similar interests so clubs and societies are probably a good shot too.
Can I ask where you're going to study?
Bored. Ask a doctor anything.
>>17339904
When does muscle twitching become worrying?
Some of my muscles twitch when moving up or down; the most noticeable is my arm when i move my forearm down.
I also have random muscle pulsing but that's just stress i think.
>>17339910
Muscle twitching is pretty common.
I'd say I'd be worried if it was progressive, associated with weakness, loss of coordination, sensory disturbance, muscle wasting or hyper/hyporeflexia. Or if it was associated with prolonged diarrhoea or vomiting.
So, when I'm playing sport or doing physical activity occasionally I'll get this sudden extreme pain in the back of my neck feeling like a vein has burst. That's the only way I can describe it. Pain lasts for 10-15 seconds decreasing over that time. The pain is unbearable at first. You have any idea what it could be?
Ladies, I propose to you a hypothetical situation.
You've been dating your boyfriend for a few months, and things are going well. He has his shit together, he treats you well, he's a nice guy, and you really love him.
However, he is not the slightest bit affectionate or romantic, and he's actually somewhat cold, rarely tells you he loves you, etc
>For the sake of this example, assume you like affection and romance
He's explained to you that he's just not a romantic or affectionate guy, and you've...
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Accept that maybe he got cheated on in the past or for some reason changed because overall those experiences led to negative endings
As an example i put my ex on a pedestal, was extremely attentive and loving with her, ended up getting cheated on. I will never make that mistake again
>>17339382
How would you say accepting, or attempting to accept, this fact would affect the relationship?
>>17339377
I was much more romantic when I was younger.
Hormones balance out. Men become less affectionate. It happens.
I'm 21 and my dick don't work like it used to. I can't get hard from sexual thoughts anymore, not even from just seeing naked women. The only time I get hard it when I'm being intimate with someone and even then I have to focus on keeping it because I can lose it fast. During sex I usually last 15-30 minutes and just lose my erection without climaxing. I'm on Prozac, which has sexual dysfunction as a pretty common side effect, but I've taken it for years and this only started about 6 months ago. Before you ask, yes I'm willing to ask my doctor...
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It's dick cancer, seek a medical professional
Im feeling the same way, all thought when im around with girls, my gf, i dont really feel horny and no interest fucking, i have now quit porn and seeing if theres any improvement
I wish it was possible to know who your girlfriends/wives are. It's gotta be real easy to cuck someone these days.
