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ugh /adv/ i wanna fuck my room mate soooo badly idk what to do
pic kinda related, she has a bleach blonde pixie cut and it's incredibly sexy and honestly driving me insane
she has this fuck boy boyfriend and IDK if i should make any sort of move if they break up
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT shit where you eat.
>>17341380
I shat where I ate, and it got me a fiancée.
>>17341389
it's a month to month thing so it's not like we'd be trapped if things went south...
My psychiatrist has told me before I am vulnerable to psychosis (which isn't an actual diagnosis but is, at least in English, more commonly known as psychosis risk syndrome), which I figure is probably related to my BPD. Now, up until a week ago, I've never had any "true" hallucinations, just borderline ones (seeing shadows that are gone as soon as I look properly, and more prominently, hearing an ongoing static inside my head). Last week, though, I had a short yet vivid hallucination of a white spider, and last night I heard the voice of a friend inside...
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>>17341365
I lose my shit on a semi regular basis. My doctor will take me early when I know it's coming on.
Go ahead and call them.
>>17341365
I would say its important as those kind of symptoms becoming worse isn't good. The anti psychotic medication may be contributing so the Psychiatrist can either take you off them or adjust the dose/type.
So /adv/, my girlfriend is too tight for my dick. We've tried like 4 times and it just doesn't work.
What do I do?
pic unrelated
>>17341339
Stick it in her asshole
Shatupppppppp
>>17341347
why, this is a serious concern
>>17341342
Yeah I might try that, but regardless it would just be nice to get pussy
I'm in the talking phase with this girl and we are pretty much on the same page as far as taking things slow goes. Though this is the first time I've actually met a female that wants to do this so idk how long it'll take.
What should I do in the meantime before she wants to take things to the next level?
>>17341333
My girlfriend was a kissless virgin and it took us a year to have sex. And I am a smooth talker. You never know, you just have to work through it.
>>17341343
I guess. Probably my limit for taking things slow is about 1 to 3 months. If she doesn't say anything about making things official, I'll start questioning myself if she's just using me so she doesn't have to pay for food and entertainment.
I don't think she's that kind of girl though.
I also kind of want to have sex after a month into the talking phase.
OP here. Anyone else want to have input on this or...? Just trying to gauge what I have to do next.
I have to go to college soon. I'm from a lower-class family and I have good grades (3.8 GPA, 2050 SAT), which leaves me with the option of trying to get into a good specialized college (might be difficult), or a state school (If it's relevant, it's UGA). Considering my parents have no money at all put aside for my education, it's definitely better to choose the latter option, right?
I think that's the obviously correct thing to do, but I'd really like some perspective on this from strangers to see what I might be missing out on. Also, I don't...
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>>17341330
Apply everywhere and then evaluate the financial aid packages that any university offers you. Specialized schools and private universities actually have more leeway in making money available, they are taking money from private endowments rather than from the state.
It's silly to think that you can't afford one college before you've even seen what they can give you in aid.
>>17341627
Alright, thanks.
If you have a 3.8 and live in georgia, you qualify for the Hope scholarship. Apply everywhere you can in Georgia, it'll save you a lot if you go on state
A while ago my 14 year old brother found a sex toy of mine that I forgot in the shower and tweeted about it.
It's been half a year ago since that happened, but I am worried about how he and his internet followers think about me, even if they are nice to me on the outside.
I don't want to bring the subject up, but I really feel like I need some closure. What do I do?
>>17341326
Your 14 year old brother's Internet followers.
This is what Stacy worries about when she gets bored sucking Chad's cock and her interest starts to wander...
>>17341346
people from /r9k/ sure are delusional
>>17341326
what closure are you talking about?
who cares, and you shouldn't give a shit, unless someone actually brings it up in your face, which reading from your post, no one has, you just assumed.
I hate it when the truth is that everybody masturbate in one way or another, but when someone is ”exposed” to have been masturbing, it is a matter of shock or laughter.
How old are you anyway? If you are over 18 as you should be here, just ignore them. Do they have some sort of impact on your life?
Anyone has any tips against mosquitos? Im using a citronella candle, sprays, leaving dead mosquitos as warnings. But thes little fuckers are still all over my room and I cant fcking handle it anymore. So anything to keep them away?
Raise geckos and spiders
>>17341307
>leaving dead mosquitos as warnings
does this really work? they couldn't be smart enough to notice or care could they?
Use listerine.
DON'T FUCKING DRINK IT!
Rub some on your exposed skin.
Rub some on the cracks and entrances.
That smell is the worst thing to them. It repulses them.
When should one start a relationship? When you enjoy spending time with someone? When there's sexual or romantic attraction? Is there even a "right" time to become involved with someone?
I'd wait until the list wears off before making any decision. Use your head and your heart. If one doesn't agree, don't do it.
Lust*
>>17341282
Have you paid any attention to the dozens of threads about a gf that is cheating? Why in hell are you worried about starting a relationship. There is an OP that fucked her personal trainer in his truck, been fucking him for a month, let him take nude pics which he now threatens to show her bf. The kicker is she told the bf, he forgave her but the personal trainer is a big fucker that just might beat the shit out of her bf.
Rethink OP
Is there any good reason to ever deal with a black person?
Go ask a black person, in person.
The odd event you want to be shot or arrested?
having a job would be just about impossible.
I think I will never have a girlfriend.
Yet I fucking engage in communication with girls everyday.......I'm a fucking shit
I even slept in the same bed with a girl but we didn't do shit
I'm 27, not ugly, a little skinny
normal height
>>17341235
And 'm still a virgin
Grow a pair and make a move.
>>17341235
make a move
How do you know if you're cut out to be a trucker?
- overweight
- wears shirt with cut off sleeves
- likes PBR or equally shitty beer
- likes sitting for long periods of times
- thinks it's ok to sleep with first cousin
- criminal record
Well there are different kinds of truckers. If were talking long haul cross country stuff then you have to be okay with being alone for long stretches of time, have to have good focus/ be able to stay awake with not a ton of stimulation; it's also good if you don't have a wife/kids since you're away a lot. There are also truckers who don''t do long haul type stuff who can have families and put up roots.
I'd say in general you need to be confident in your ability to focus, pay attention, be alert because it's a dangerous machine.
-likes trucks
Dr. Asshat here to give you terribly shitty advice for your bullshit problems that no one gives a shit about. Ask away!
>>17341187
some advice on getting an internship in any IT job with only basic knowledge in C, python and web design?
How do I know if I'm cut out to be a trucker? I'm a fat neckbeard if that helps.
Sucking dick is a sure way to get your foot in the door. Give that a go. Make sure you videotape it secretly to use as blackmail later.
M8's I'm scared. I'm 5'11 and my scale says I weigh 122.5 lb's, it's old so it may be broken and it has been a while since I've gotten a physical. Regardles, I'm still underweight. I want to join the ROTC this August but I think I'm under their required weight for my height (I'm a male). I've been eating as much as I can and exercising until I hurt all over but I've only gained like 4 pounds in a 2 month span. What the hell can I do? Would they let me in anyway?
Bumpo
no, and that's a good thing
we don't need fucking nazis in our military
>>17341158
I used to be 117 at 6'
so far I've just eaten 2500+ calories a day, and I'm up to 136lbs.
Why are my teeth so sharp?
You're probably not complete human OP. You dad is probably a cuck while your mom is banging sharp toothed alien shark scum.
>>17341154
That's cool, I'm jealous.
You probably grind your teeth at night. You can get a mouthguard to prevent further damage, but what you have now is permanent obviously
Hi /adv/, I'm not good with words, but here is the problem.
My Dad has a severe paranoid issue, he thinks my Mom is posoining him even when they live sepparate, I cannot convince him this is not happening, I tried helping him to see its not real but it doesn't work, even when everything is locked he is convinced there are tubes comming from the walls or whatever and they throw poison at him, now he says if my Mom doesn't stop there will be sever consecuences, I talked to him until I was exausted, nothing works, he only trusts in my and his sister, I'm...
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>>17341146
Depending on your local laws you can possibly get him forcibly committed since he seems to be a danger to others. Sounds like he needs to be medicated, how old is he? Can you get guardianship over him?
Don't worry about gaining the trust of people with severe mental problems and delusions. It's more important to help him immediately rather than have his love and trust. If he can be restored to sanity then you can worry about that shit, right now he sounds fucking insane.
>>17341146
>>17341181
local laws don't allow that unless he does something fucked up, he is 68, he has a small business and won't leave that until he draws his last breath, I don't think I can get the guardianship, thanks for your advice
>>17341181
also he is the owner of 3 houses, which my mom wont shut the fuck up about, that is also part of the issue
