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I found this little fucker in my bed. Is it a bed bug? should I be worried?
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>>17339239
Bed bugs are tiny. It looks like a moth or something.
It's a pussy bandit ass negro.
So my girlfriend's best friend suddenly started an argument about me when she says this shit
"So do I bj. I been paying for everything since I got a job after I graduated. I'm just saying, you want Taylor to feel appreciated and loved? Treat her like she deserves it. Stop rejecting her and telling her no. Something about her bothers you? TALK ABOUT IT. Communicate. It's not that hard"
Now that started to get me thinking about the possibility of my girlfriend very unappreciated of what I do for her. I'm 19 years old and working a full time job to pay for tuition. lately my girlfriend has been telling me about how we don't go on dates enough, like shit we just watched Finding Dory last week. Was that not a date? And it's not like I can spend money on constantly going on dates. I make sure she's fed and not going hungry. Now I'm getting this feeling she's been talking about how I don't 'do enough' for her. What more do you women want?
>>17339232
You should listen to your friend. Talk to your gf and let her know you are working your ass off for her.
As for the date thing. Actually do some bs set up for a date. Like, dress a little bit nice, groom yourself, and say something along the lines of "i've got a date set up for us tonight". Be a little cheesy if you have to.
>>17339232
It sounds like she thinks she should have money spent on her, like money = love. If so, she will move on up when she has the chance to. I'm not saying she is like that, but obviously she was bitchin to her friend about it
Congrats on providing what her parents already did, now you need to show her some romance. She feels comfortable, she should feel excited. Take her to new places l, show her shit she's never seen. Fucking burn her with matches and fight with her. Scream how much you love her. Just don't let her get bored.
So, around 11 or 12 years of age, I started considering my future. Up till then, I was like every other kid. First I wanted to be a geologist, then an astronomer, then a minister. I jumped from thing to thing. But around that age I had the realization I had to pick something normal, and what I saw for my future was, nothing. I did not imagine myself with a future.
The following years, like a lot of teens, depression set in. As it did, that nothingness I saw became the idea that I didn't see a future, because I won't be alive to have a future.
Well, fast forward 6 years and here I still fucking am. The feeling hasn't left, and I don't get it. I feel like I'm living on borrowed time, and I hate it. Life isn't even /that/ shitty for me. Like everyone, it's easier to focus on the bad, but there's some good there. But, I'm just so done with it all.
Now, you might ask, Why not an hero? Because of my fucking morals, that's why. See, I'm a christfag, and I believe that we're on the Earth to serve God's will, and once we've done with everything he needs us to, then we pass. Well, I was kinda hoping that by now I would've done what he needed me to, but nothing. I can't kill myself, because why ever I'm still here isn't done, but I just can't fathom what is going on.
That's all for this thread. Thoughts or advice?
>inb4 ditch the religion
That'd be like me telling you to ditch science. We've both seen enough of what our choice has to option to stick to it, so, no.
>>17339223
Dude you got 60 70 years left. The past 6 years, basically the first 6 years that are kind of adult like sort of, is nothing in time. It sucks now, but things can change quickly
>>17339234
I get that, but that makes everything so much worse imo. Like, I have another half century of this bullshit? Half a century that, unless my God has other plans on, I /have/ to live through. I just don't want that.
>mom left when i was little
>kidney failure and alcohol killed my dad 3 months ago
>landlord gave me some time to find a job
>no one will give me a job/not enough jobs
>last week was given two weeks to move out by county sheriff or give $900 to landlord
>no car no bike
>go in kitchen to make sandwhich, no bread or meat
>try to make ramen, no more ramen
>literally just eating mustard and mayo out of the jar im so hungry
>closest homeless shelter and food kitchen are 90mi away
>internet gets shut off in 2 days
This is it. How the fuck do I become homeless? It's either that or when they come for me I just leave the door open and swing from the ceiling fan...
>>17339136
>the house looks like pic related
>literally, LITERALLY zero dollars to my name
>no money for a bus ticket to a larger town with more homelessness resources
>no friends to couch surf with in exchange for chores and shit
I was thinking about posting on CL for a place to live in exchange for my white virgin boipucci, cuz that's about how desperate I am. it's either that just ending it all...
desu senpai I cant see taking it in the ass every goddamn night just to sleep on some old pervs couch...
HOW THE FUCK DO I LIVE ON THE STREET?
>>17339139
>cant get welfare/social services cuz im too young and white
>car was towed last week cuz the only parking place is the street and the plates were expired; you cant park on the street without legal plates
>pawned off the last of my shit that was worth anything, the only thing left is my monitor and PC
>literally sitting on an upside down milk crate right now
I-it'll be okay, right guys?
well since the thread is going this way
anyone want to see me livestream me hanging myself?
this thread would probably get pruned real fast...
How do I become comfortable with masturbating on webcam?
My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship and the way we have intimacy or lewd moments is through fapping on camera. Thing is, that shit makes me so fucking nervous and I really don't know what to say. I have all sorts of ideas go through my head and what to say, but it just makes it awkward to me. I'm also not comfortable with showing my whole body on camera. I really don't understand how some people just do it so effortlessly.
It gets me so nervous and I don't want to get cuck'd again. He said that it doesn't matter to him, but I know he would prefer that over just watching porn. Any tips on how to feel better about it without just not having fun with it?
>start stream
>turn off screen or close laptop (if using 3rd party webcam)
>pretend it's just you and no one else is watching
If you don't spank it on the norm then I dunno.
>I don't want to get cuck'd again
That's not getting cucked, that's cheating. [spoiler]mm/mf?[/spoiler]
>>17339134
You act like your fucking him, except you are watching him on the screen. Just like try to get into it. You wouldn't be nervous if he was in your bed with you, so try to have that kind of mindset
>>17339155
I know, but who actually uses cuck unironically these days? I'm also confused by your question.
I have new flatmates. They have both gone in to their rooms and closed their doors, one has her family members in there helping her set up. I want to be friends with them. Help?
I am scared to knock on their doors, it seems awkward. We met briefly for 5 minutes but that is it. My mom says I should go invite them to get dinner with me but it's awkward.
>>17339133
Relax and wait until you guys are hanging out in the common room. Go in the common room and watch TV and they will hang out in time
Known fact if you enter a room pretending to own it people will trust you. When you sit down, spread yourself out being Alfa male/female. Try smiling in ur mirror before leaving the room (tricks u into being in good mood) offer to share sum food. Eat in front of them like u dgaf...ect. Just don't stay closed in too much and don't always stay inside the house, pretend u have a life outside ur room.
>>17339153
>>17339154
thanks.
One has left, the other is still locked in there with her family. It's so awkward. Hate meeting people.
I need to move out of my parent's house again. Work full time and make roughly $1200-$1500 usd per month and do the school thing. I'm 28 and it sucks living at home still, but also I feel poor and rent is fucking expensive.
So my friend just moved into a house and money's tight for her and her family. She's married to an asshole and they have a baby and 3 year old. The place they want me to stay is their basement which is gross from the family living there before. Carpet down there was ruined by animals and I kinda felt like I could smell human urine when we checked it out before. Anyway they tore the carpet up and now it's basically a dank unfinished basement with nothing but a washer and dryer. No bathroom, no nothing. She says they can get new carpet for down there but I'm gonna invest in a nice air filter if I move in for sure.
All that is fine I guess as long as I get a good price. Their payment is $1100/month, which is cheap for what they got. But what is fair for me to pay? I feel like her husband is going to want me to pay quite a bit because they need the money and he sees me as someone he can take advantage of. Not sure what utilities would run us.
But I'm also worried about living with them for other reasons. I love my friend and she's a kind person, but her husband is a huge rightwing asshole who seems angry all the time. And they often seem to be having relationship issues. Maybe no more than normal but it bothers me some. Their kids are great and I don't mind children.
I'm worried about how this might go but also feel like it's maybe for the best. No roommate is perfect and I'm scared to live with some random person. Even if I'm overcharged for what I get it will be cheaper than like a crappy studio apartment. But I don't want to be taken advantage of.
What should I do?
>>17339127$1100 seems like alot to me. I rented a spare room with a full bath for $700 everything included. A 1BR apartment around here is $900 in a bad area
So maybe I didn't explain it all so well. For a while I was basically living with them already and thought it was fun, but then the husband started acting weird around me and she said she needed to spend more time paying attention to him. And now when in around him I really feel like he dislikes me. I might dislike him some. He's kinda mean to the kids but I guess that's just him being a strict parent. We disagree politically with him being a crazy trump supporter. And that should be okay, there's nothing inherently bad in being wrong.
Idk maybe I'm crazy? It was his idea for me to move in, but he was clearly motivated by their financial situation.
And what about the bathrooms? Forgot to mention that they're adopting her teenage sister. She's really cool and will stay in the baby's room upstairs. But that's 2 bathrooms for 4 people and 2 children. Shaving my legs in my room will feel weird.
Oh and the electricity is weird downstairs. Like it only works in half of the basement and the people before had extension cords running all over down there for lighting and such. There would be no electricity in my room to start with but they may work on fixing that. And there was talk about a bathroom downstairs, but I don't see how they can afford any of this.
>>17339159
They're not renting. These are payments to own the house.
>>17339159
Oh the $1100 is what they pay. I'm not sure what they're going to charge me. Maybe around $400? Rent here can be pretty low, but so is pay. Can find shitty studio apartments for $450 if you're lucky, but they often go for $600/month. A nice 2 bedroom might run $750/month if you find a good deal.
I guess asking this makes me a normie so i should kms but can someone accurately describe the difference and maybe give life examples?
Don't let /r9k/ poison you. Being a non-normie is just a less offensive way of calling someone a loser. There is nothing wrong with being a normie.
"normie" is a made up term by angry bitter virgins from /r9k/. They think it's an insult, to make someone feel bad that they are not as big of a loser as "robots" are.
>>17339789
>"normie" is a made up term by angry bitter virgins from /r9k/.
This, more or less. Not all of the bitter unfuckables are virgins -some get this way after a couple of relationships go sour- but the rest is spot on.
But we couldn't tell you the difference anyway. Ironically, "normie" and "weirdo" both reduce in practice to essentially the same thing: "not like me". There are so many ways to fit either descriptor that there is no way to draw up a fixed list of differences.
The closest thing I can really give you to a difference is this: a normie attempts to relate to other people. and is willing to make some accommodations for others in their lives based on the difficulties they face in such relations. A self-described "non-normie" is generally someone who refuses to do these things, but doesn't want to take responsibility for not even trying, so they attempt to write it off as an innate difference. The latest fashion is to claim some form of autism, but very, very few of these people even try to get diagnosed, because they're afraid it might come back negative, and then what would their excuse be?
I want to know if I'm going to be an evil supreme gentleman one day... I don't want it to happen...
>>17339052
Killing people
>>17339057
H I L A R I O U S
>>17339052
Being a hapa
So I've been having sex with my girlfriend in my car since we became sexually active and it's not cutting it. It's hot, sweaty, sticky, and the seats make pretty much only missionary variations possible. We were having some of our most intense sex yet and it was amazing, but we had to adjust and it just made it difficult for me to get started again. I need something better. Neither of our houses have any sort of privacy and motels are a little too expensive/disgusting.
Where should we consider going?
>inb4 underage
Nope, we just both live at home. It'll be easier when she's back at school.
Tent, alley, dugout, box of a truck, fold down your seats and screw there. Don't in your front seat. Bend her over the hood.
Use your imagination!
>>17338968
Do it* not don't.
>>17338965
>Not tying her to the roof and going for a country drive while she butt plugged
hey /adv/
How can I cheer myself up?
I got into a really bad car crash today (100% not my fault, the other person ran a blatant red) and I can't get it off my mind. I'm home alone tonight so I'm not spending time with anyone either.
>>17338814
Masturbate.
>>17338830
Fuck no, that's depressing depending on your view towards masturbation, and I bet OP is the kind of guy/gal who feels awful after going at it, due to loneliness right after.
>>17338814
Just fucking watch some Twitch streamers if you're into that, or watch a nice happy shitty movie, or play some random game mindlessly or something. You can always just go to sleep too. Another thing I would recommend is just doing whatever the fuck you enjoy doing. Don't you have anything that comes to mind when you think "what could I do right now?" That's pretty awful.
>>17338814
are you physically alright? That's priority number 1 right now.
>Met girl online
>Things go well
>We are planning on meeting
>Been "together" for about 8 months
>tfw she lives in a third world shithole
>tfw her parents friends want to arrange a marriage.
What do?
>>17338763
What country? India? I think they just want to marry her to a guy in a first world country. Maybe for that green card.
>>17338763
If it's such a shitty country that they have arranged marriages then in all honesty she's probably with you to try and get citizenship like >>17338766 said.
Ditch, she gets citizenship and 50% of your belongings. Shes a fraud pal.
Hey, I was circumcised as a baby and I just found out that it's very unusually to produce no precum at all when I'm fapping. I don't use lotion/lube but should I start so I don't fuck up my dick?
I was circumcised at two years old and noticed i start producing precum when i prolong my fapping sessions. Keeping myself on the edge. Maybe you make yourself cum to fast man.
>>17338779
Yeah this was the problem, I spent the last 2 hours edging and my dickhead shined like a star after an hour of it. Probably the best fap sesh ever, still feeling tinges from it.
Instead of jerking up and down I basically stroked the head and the bit of foreskin I had left, it was fantastic.
Uncutfag here, I hardly ever produce precum while gapping, and when I do it's a very small amount, some people just come up with less than others I think
So, I hooked up with this girl a while back. She had just broken up with her boyfriend. To make it short, we talked for a month, started dating, we fucked and a week after that she was back with him. He never knew about me. She even blocked me completely. I know for a fact the condom broke and I came inside of her.
Few months later, I see this on her boyfriends Facebook, saying he's a father. The age of the baby is VERY VERY close to the day, I went through messages and checked. It was at least a month since she was with her boyfriend and her friends and myself are pretty sure she was loyal. I don't know much about baby shit. Is there a chance it's mine?
>>17338737
Definitely a chance. Better leave it be though. You'd make both of your lives more difficult and create a definite enemy in the boyfriend. Not to mention that this scenario is quite common evolutionarily speaking, and in that sense you've gotten away with a "free lunch".
>>17338737
Congrats, you just cucked her bf. Now he will be forced to raise your spawn and pay for all the expenses.
>>17338737
It would fuck shit up if you said anything, but if I was him I'd want to know. If turns out it's yours he might be able to move on and find someone more honest. And, you'd have to take care of your kid if it's yours.
So I suffer from extreme anxiety and I'm already going to start medication, but as of right now I have a case where I cannot sleep some days because of it, I don't work on things anymore because of the responsibility it bears, and I ruminate until I get headaches. My main problem though is that there are days where I cannot focus because my mind will be anxious from small things and things from the past as well as current things and for whatever reason it'll just keep happening until I pass out. Any advice and tips to deal with this? They say an idle mind is the devils workshop but right now I honestly don't have anything to do until I start my college semester.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRUGx7Tow7E
>>17338735
Thanks jackass
>>17338732
Keep yourself distracted consistently. Play a grindy game or do something that requires some level of concentration. Listen to calm/feel good music and drink lots of camomile tea. Escapism is your friend.
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