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Does quality always follow price?
with ricky, yes
/fa/ is the other way btw
>>17339952
i'd like to know in general - ricky's just an example
>>17339967
oh... no, not at all, theres a fuckton of examples of expensive/shitty quality products
Warning first: This is probably the stupidest thing anyone has ever asked for advice on.
A minor celebrity (won't say who because I'll inadvertently identify myself) liked my pic on instagram. How can I turn this into banging her or something cool like that?
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>>17339946
Mind I ask, who? Post proof too.
>>17339949
I agree wholly with you.
Also, b8.
I'm beginning to wonder whether either myself or my girlfriend is infertile.
Not necessarily that we want a pregnancy. It's just that I'm surprised that it's been over a year of " more or less" unprotected sex and no surprises.
Been using the pull out method or I just put on a condom when I'm about to ejaculate. Preventing a pregnancy can't be that easy can it?
>>17339940
no you're not preventing pregnancy by "puling" out. but you should probably go see a doctor
>>17339940
I'm in the same situation OP. Honestly, I hope I am infertile. It will save me money and pain on a vasectomy. I had chemo as a baby and I'm not sure if that can really cause infertility, though my testosterone production has always been on the low side (not confirmed by a doctor, but I'm 25 and can barely grow scraggles)
>>17339955
No dude, if either of us is infertile it's gonna screw the relationship. I want kids. I know she does too.
Hi /adv/. I live with my grandfather, gf, and my 6 y/o. My grandfather is extremely depressed and he feels as if his life is purposeless. His body is failing, he's losing his vision, and he can no longer walk without a walker (but he never uses it).
I'm not sure what to do. I'm a poorfag so me and the gf work a lot, and we have very little time to spend with him. He won't share these feelings with anyone but me, and he won't talk to any therapists. I don't know what to do and I'm afraid he'll kill himself.
Make sure his will is written up and you are the beneficiary.
>>17339936
Helped him write it. He owns very little, though
Please give me advice
What's the name of the exact colour of these shirts?
>I plan on making a really shitty costume that nobody is going to understand
k
>>17339896
Where the living fuck does your assumption come from? I never make costumes, ever.
The fuck?
>>17339894
Honey Mustard Yellow
how wrong is it to assume that a girl knows at all times your intentions with her and always acts consequently?
if i feel she's making it hard for me to make a move is it always intentional?
>How wrong is it to think that people can read minds?
On a scale of 1 to 10? Potato.
>>17339899
fair enough
nice dubs btw
>>17339891
>how wrong is it to assume that a girl knows at all times your intentions with her and always acts consequently?
It's certainly wrong to assume this of all women. That would require them to be read minds. But telepathy is not the only way to discern someone's intentions. If you've somehow made them clear, or failed to hide them and she picked up on that, then she knows what she knows.
>if i feel she's making it hard for me to make...
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> be me
> just turned 18 today
> living in brooklyn
> black
> sad because I never got to be molested by a thic milf (preferably white)
What do? Where do I find milfs and cougars?
>Get your own spot
>Get some $$$$
>Don't look/act like a thug or pimp.
>Go on Backpage, find white milf escort
>Provide your own protection.
>>17339909
But I wanna find milfs in person. I know how to talk to ladies, I don't wanna use a dating site
Do everything that other guy said, but without the Backpage. If you were 21 I would say to go into a bar in a more upscale neighborhood and bring some blow. Older rich white bitches with nothing to do but spend money love fucking with younger guys and doing blow.
Anon made this thread the other day that I think was a good idea for a general.
If anyone need any advice on less servere topics, or just want to share something that doesn't need it's own thread, here's the place.
I'll start. Going to a party tonight and might end up taking MDMA. Are there any negative effects?
Make sure you eat something salty or have some salt tablets. MDMA makes you feel incredibly thirsty when you aren't and will cause you to drink a lot and in turn piss heaps
>>17339818
You're gonna feel like shit the next day and kind of feel down on life. This is normal you have no seratonin and you're gonna be lacking sleep. Just drink water and eat some bananas they have a high amount of vitamin B in them which is helps serotonin production.
>>17339838
>>17339830
Great! Apart from down on life, are there such a thing as a bad trip on molly?
I recently started dating a woman a few years younger than me.
fyi I'm got high functioning Avoidant (Anxious) Personality Disorder, so naturally I question a lot of other people's motivation and attitude towards me. I'm not a total sperg, but I sometimes got difficulty spotting when people are being ironic/sarcastic, and often it takes me a while to get that people are having a laugh at me - which isn't necessarily a bad thing, because it means I don't react to it other than factually, so I never really get angry or upset at people I'm...
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Kind of sounds like a bitch, but she *could* have been joking.
>>17339749
I think she was being sincere.
She has studied psychology for five years, so I was feeling like I was being analysed, but intellectually I know it doesn't work like that - everybody makes their opinion of others based on talk and body language.
The thing that made her comment, was we were talking about a certain club in the city I live in, and I told her I never pay for entrance when I go there, because basically everyone working the doors know me, so whenever there's someone new working who...
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>>17339785
Based on the full story, you're fine. She definitely wouldn't have done that if she wasn't at least moderately into you.
My girlfriend mentioned that she wants to get a fairly large (8" is my guess) tattoo on her upper leg to cover up an older tattoo. I immediately said I didn't like the idea of that, which sent us into a funk for a couple hours.
Her main point: It's her body not mine, it doesn't affect me
My main point: It does affect me because we're together and I don't like it, and if she wants to cover up a tattoo she got two years ago, how in the world can she say she won't want to keep covering up/modifying
I really don't like...
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>>17339719
>how in the world can she say she won't want to keep covering up/modifying
she cannot and the major reason not to get one or to just stop. It's permanent and the great idea or love of that tat in the moment changes and it's too late
You fucked up by dating a girl with tattoos in the first place.
>>17340064
nah. I have zero tattoos and I have the same number of past sexual partners as my partner, enjoy oral, and like frequent "unprotected" sex.
I always have to text the girl i am dating first. does this mean she isnt into me? she speaks to me alot when i text her and she replies quickly.
>>17339718
if you're dating odds are she likes you homie, that's just how girls are, they need to feel desired and require a lot of attention, texting you first makes them feel desperate and clingy I guess
if you don't text her at all for an entire day you're suddenly on bad terms
if she texts you back right away and gives more than one word answers you're good mane
It doesn't mean a thing. Girls are terrible at answering texts or initiating them.
>>17339736
>if she texts you back right away and gives more than one word answers you're good mane
thank you. yeah, she texts back more or less straight away and she often sends paragraphs. i just find it a bit odd because she used to always text me first.
>>17339746
cant disagree. when she did text me first, it would just be her moaning about work
I've been playing in a band with a younger friend of mine for a couple years now. He's a really talented guy, and tends to get some good gigs that are a lot of fun, but recently I've been seeing shit he's saying pop up in my social media feeds and I'm getting a bit disturbed. He went on some long rant a while back about how trying to make a "career" (his quotes, not mine) out of music is stupid, which I take a bit of offense to since I've been playing music for a living for six years now. More often, I'll see that he's liked...
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>>17339708
>the phrase "colored people"
Niggers aren't people.
>>17339708
Our society is filled with subhuman leftists. In creative mediums it's worse being around them because good art requires a certain state of mind to be created and leftists are just poison to that. I should know I do CG. You're going to run in to these vile cockroaches wherever you go thou.
>>17339738
Back to /pol/, dipshit.
2 questions.
How do I find out if I am black listed
Is it easier to do a name change before or after leaving America.
>>17339705
Black listed by whom, anon?
>>17339755
America. Am I cleared for flight? Am I on a watch list
>>17339766
If you've done nothing to be blacklisted for, chances are you're not. Unless you've had visa / immigration trouble in the past or are a terrorist, you're not on a watch list or no fly list. As for changing your name, who cares?
What qualities are you looking for in an ideal partner? Why?
How much are you willing to compromise? What qualities are essential?
She would have to be wife material and a good mother. She should be conservative, old-fashioned, and have domestic capabilities, as well as a good heart. She must be trustworth, a good conversationalist, and share family goals in common with me.
I'm fairly liberal about appearance as long as she's white and healthy, and dresses in a dignified manner.
>>17339690
Someone who will pull the trigger.
Loyalty, you have to feel like you're on the same team
I am a student taking a summer course in France right now. Before I came here, I was expecting to stay with a host family who will show you around town based on my previous experiences. My current host family is not into showing us around town. The food they cook for us tend to be the ones easiest to prepare and I cannot help but think that living with this French family does notbreslly allow me to gain an insight into French culture.
I was hoping to learn more about French culture and I don't think will happen by staying with this host family. This host family accepts...
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>>17339677
Ask the bus fare. Take the bus into town. Wander around. Use wikitravel. Learn about the area over the Internet and see the sights based on what you canfindonline. Check out the train station.
The thing about most places in Europe is that everything is so accessible by public transit that you can get anywhere. See if you can get anyRick Steeves books, and check your wikitravel. If they aren't going to to show you, just ask them what bus fare is and head out. Yourself. I spent 4 years in Germany. It's...
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>>17339677
You mention an "us". If there are others in your group, go out as a group and do your sightseeing yourselves. Meet French kids your age. Get all your cultural enrichment through them and their families.
>>17339688
Yeah I know. I am just disappointed that are host family will not show us around.
>>17339700
I don't know how to meet French kids out age. At bars? I think it is better to make friends when sober.
