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How do I get lip gloss glitter off my dick?
glitter is notoriously difficult to clean. The first thing I would do is get off the computer because no one cares
>>16944137
glitter lip gloss is literally for fags in drag
>op confirmed faggot
>>16944141
>>16944144
fuck you
So I work at a warehouse for xx/hr and they've hired a few new people who are really lazy and I end up pulling a lot of the slack. Well... one of the new guys walked out of the restroom and it smelled like straight dank. I have no problem with people who smoke and I know many at work who do smoke, but outside of work.
The thing is, knowing he smokes at work, if he does something stupid and accidentally hurts someone or even is just a lazy fuck for the rest of his time there, and I didn't say anything about it, aren't I enabling it? After all, in my evaluation...
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>>16944122
>Am I enabling it?
Yes, if nobody else is doing something about it, then you need to grow some balls and confront them about their bullshit. If you need them to behave in a way that is more competent, then you need to say something to them because it's obvious that they have the wrong attitude regarding their work.
>>16944131
I've tried to coach the guy on the proper way to do things, but haven't brought up him smoking. I don't want to be labeled a snitch at work...
>>16944122
Country and state or province would help. Rules vary depending where you live
Hi guys. I am in a bit of a pickle. I play as a female character in an online game (real shocker, I know) and I started ERPing with this guy I met recently on said game. Now I ERP with a lot of guys and they don't seem to want anything more than that, which is the way I like it. Nice and casual. Thing is, he actually believes I'm a girl and last night after a particularly intense ERP session, he told me he loved me. In that moment, I was so flustered that all I could manage to say in response was, "I..." and then I logged off.
What should I do, /adv/?...
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>>16944102
I'm bi, actually. Though I would much prefer to lose my virginity to a woman first, or be transformed into a woman (complete with uterus and working ovaries) somehow and then lose my virginity.
Just block him and move on
He's just some loser
>>16944095
So tell him you are Role Playing. You do this for fun, not relationships. That's technically true.
Guys i'm like wtf?
Okay here's the thing. Whenever i'm just walking down the street with my gf I have been noticing lately that other women just blatantly look at her even to the point of turning around to get a good look of her. It does not matter if they are with their bf or just alone. We laugh it off but then i'm thinking like: hey, shouldn't women be checking me out instead of her? I mean my gf is very good looking but i'm not bad either.
I mean come on man there must be some explanation to this. Not that it bothers me but I...
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They're jealous of her, and they aren't very self aware at how blatantly they're staring.
>>16944076
Some people are stunning. Regardless, male or female, I might get caught on them. It does not mean I am jealous.
>>16944090
Yeah I believe it's normal to some extent but me i'm looking at women all the time and sometimes some guy with some really incredible features walks around and I do look at him in that way of jealousy I believe but I believe women want to be looked AT and not so much look at other guys and they are not so much interested in guys with gf or atleast to check them out if they are not 10/10s.
Don't know guys I think i'm just convincing myself.
Why do women want boyfriends?
they are made that way. they want to feel loved and special and beautiful and have kids.
safety, money, security, social status, affection, childrearing help, sex, and because they're desperately lonely and socially isolated
>>16944065
1. Affection. Women generally have more emotional needs than men.
2. Validation. Women are generally more insecure than men.
3. Socioeconomic progress. A certain partner could potentially make her life better financially or socially.
4. To satisfy sexual desires.
5. Security. Women want to feel safe.
These are the five core reasons why women look for men. Their outlook and desires regarding relationships as well as their perspective can be traced back to these five core reasons...
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So I doxxed a 9.99999/10 girl after realizing she was beautiful.
She was Doxxed before a few years ago when the photos came out and has rebuilt her life on the web.
Any way I'm going to try to meet her at some point. All serendipitous like.
She lives across the country and it will take some doing. She's probably 5 years younger than me. Into older guys.
My plan is to work hard and be impressive and act not all that into her. The plan should take 1-2 years.
She's a Pisces so total slave for the right person.
Total 10/10 on the HOT...
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>>16944039
>Total 10/10 on the HOT Crazy SCALE so I've got to shake her too her core.
Just tell her what you went through to meet her. I guarantee you, she will be shaken to her core,
>>16944039
>All serendipitous like.
Lying and manipulating your way into a situation is not serendipity.
>She's probably 5 years younger than me. Into older guys.
So she's into assholes.
>My plan is to work hard and be impressive and act not all that into her.
So your plan is to be an asshole.
>The plan should take 1-2 years.
You're...
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>>16944066
Top kek
What the heck kind of bug bite is this? I only have about 5 bites like this, 4 of them being on my upper left leg and calf and another on my right arm. Am I gonna die /adv/
Lower legs= chiggers.
They itch like hell.
But if you got them on the upper body, probably just black flies.
You some kind of American that don't know this shit?
>>16944035
None of them are itchy so I'm not sure what it is.
>>16944045
Ignore 'em .
You sound like a tourist,
Mild bump and small itch=Mosquito
Small bump and big itch=Black fly. Never itch.
Small bump, huge itch, lower body=Chigger
Big bump, small itch=Deer/Horse fly.
Regardless, take a spoon, and run it under hot water for a minute,
Then press the hot spoon on your bite and don't move it no matter how much it hurts.
Repeat
Thinking of an hero'ing...
>Lost shitty job,
>Cashed out 401 (1300)
>Abandon shitty apt,
>Drive to Canada,
>Might as well spend some.
>Car might get reposssed.
>Abandoning place probably not a good idea.
>Find myself in small city...
>Money nearly gone.
>Learn...
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I'm right there too now buddy.
No money, back in my parents abusivd home, surrounded by industrial area and dead plains...
Dead plains, Man fuck that place.
>>16944005
There is no hope is there?
Bump for help...
Give me the courage..
Or talk me down...
I can't talk being ignored any longer.
I've been getting in deep with this girl from England. I'm in America. We both are falling pretty hard for each other even though she has to move back to England in may. We know this, we acknowledge this, and I logically know that there is a 99% chance we're sailing into oblivion and sadness. We both still want to continue with what we have, though.
I remain the eternal optimist and feel like there's still a chance, no matter how infinitesimally small and unlikely it is. Please /adv/, tell me you know of people who have "made it" in situations...
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God speed, anon.
>>16943992
Fuck her right in the pussy. Then fuck someone else. Such are the ways of life.
>>16944036
not OP
But that advice is shit. I fell in love with a girl in Europe and I'm in the USA, I just broke things off because I know I can't provide for her needs. She deserves way better than me. She's literally perfect.
I'm so fucking angry at myself right now, I really fuckkng hate myself and I'm so tempted to grab my glock and put a bullet in my brain but I can't because I'm responsible for my cat!!!
God dammit fuck my life!!!!!!!!!!!
Last night Jesus forgave all my sins. I saw visions of a heart with four pins blazing a radiating light. I have to pray to Jehovah every night, and this is all a hallucinated madness, but I'm comfortable with it. I think it might work.
>>16943987
>not your personal blog
>>16943990
>my own thread though
Religious conversions general
>>16943987
Rejoice in the love of the Lord!
Thus sayeth isahaiah, son of Jedediah: "that who bathed in the word of God shall kill 2 shepards, and make a vest out of their pelts. And dressed I'm their pelts he should soil the temples of the false prophets. He will keep the shepards' stock and sacrifice half of them to God and rejoice, for he has witnessed the birth of a new era"
Hey adv, i'm about to graduate from university. I have to come up with a quote for the yearbook but I can't think of anything. I didn't enjoy the program and was a total loner so didn't make any friends/memories. What should I put for my quote?
"The best way out is always through." -Robert Frost
You will arrive at the gates of Valhalla shiny and Chrome
>>16944004
I really like that, thanks.
>>16944009
Lel, loved that movie.
A former 10/10 hot co-worker of mine said now that she isn't working with me anymore that she thinks we should meet up.
I asked her about this Friday and she said she was free. I later texted her Barman vs. Superman and she said she was game. The term "going out" was used.
Now this is obviously a preliminary date thing. But the thing is, what do I do now?
I asked a 10/10 hot chick out for Friday. We don't text all that much but in person the chemistry is certainly there.
Do I text her at all during the in between time? Do I act...
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Just don´t play any games. Being overly eager isn´t the best (spamming), but it´s MUCH better than leaving her to wait for a text just because someone thinks some rules apply.
Not texting her might actually make her uncomfortable too ;)
And take her as you would any other girl. 10/10 doesn´t have to do anything with her personality, treat her like a person, not a manequin and you should be fine
>>16943976
>I later texted her Barman vs. Superman and she said she was game.
>I asked a 10/10 hot chick out for Friday
Did you have tickets you ordered in advance? Are you talking about next Friday?
Because going for opening night of one of the most anticipated movies of the year seems a bit.. ambitious...
>Do I text her at all during the in between time?
Do what you would normally do.
>Do...
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>>16943976
Don't force it. If you have something interesting to say to her or need something then by all means do it, since it can only help. However, if you don't, then you're better off not saying anything at all.
Hopefully you are missing on some sort of important detail on the meetup, like you haven't agreed on a set time, you don't know where she lives, etc. This will give you something to talk about, even if it's all that you say and the conversation does not go on for more than three...
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I have to take the bus pretty much everywhere I go. I have no car and in this city you either have a car.. or you take the bus. There is no subway or metro.
I feel very shitty because I am 24 and take the bus and I feel like women don't like guys who take the bus even if the female takes the bus herself. They feel the male should have a car and be able to pick up the girl and drop her off. I obviously can't do that.
What do women really feel about men who can't drive or have no car? I have a license, just no car.
It actually makes me super...
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>>16943944
Women don't like guys who can't drive, it's pretty simple. Women like guys that have something to offer - and honestly, you should feel the same about women. I wouldn't date a girl who couldn't drive or take care of herself, personally. I know there are guys that will, but they're going to end up settling for the lowest tier of girls, and they'll probably end up in a situation where the couple doesn't have a future.
The thing is, a lot of people in your situation...
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I take the bus often.
I yet to see women taking the bus.
To me. Taking the bus is bad if your going to take someone out.
Rent a horse if anything lol.
Old is the new
>>16943968
what is this smelling load of bullshit lmao
son, women won´t probably give a shit if you take the bus or not, try to use Uber or something like that
My roommate is leaving me his dog for a week while he goes on vacation. The dog's grown up with me, she's sweet, but I'm admittedly not that great at this.
If she gets 3 walks and I feed/water her over that timespan on a regular schedule, she'll be okay, right? She's normally very sappy and likes a lot of attention and cuddles, which I'm not the best at. She also sleeps in his bed normally, but won't be able to sleep in mine, so I'm gonna kind of restrict her to her dog bed in the kitchen.
I guess what I'm asking is,...
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It'll be better for the dog, but she'll still cry and whine at night. Nothing you can do about it.
>>16943931
That all sounds fine, but ask about her normal care. What time is she walked and fed normally?
Just follow that, it's fine.
As for sleeping your solution is sbsurrly fine. She won't like it, but she's a dog. She'll be ok in the morning.
>>16943979
She's fed and walked at times that are totally incongruent to my life, but luckily when she's fed she doesn't really eat all of it immediately, so as long as I fill up a bowl for her, she'll get around to it eventually.
She eats at like 1 PM and midnight (roommate works swing shift). Similarly, she's walked between 12-4 PM, and 1-3 AM. At least once a day, but twice a day 3-4 times a week, unless she gets to go to the park or something and have a big workout.
What do girls find attractive in men?
Also in vise versa.
>>16943908
proper grammar would be a start...
Self assurance,
confidence (not big ego)
self-sufficiency
many interests
looks (anyone can have them to a degree)
ability to talk and present themselves
good manners
Personality:
>caring
>loyal
>fun to be with
Body:
>a nice ass
>a healthy body
>cute face
These are the major points, I guess. But for a short thing it all comes down to the ass. I'm a dude btw.
