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How do you find erogenous zones on your body? I keep trying to find one I've tried my entire body with different touches, no luck not even with my tits.
>>16944619
Have someone else, a boyfriend or something, touch you until you find one. Your brain knows that you are the one touching you and it won't have the full effect as someone else touching you would.
>>16944663
I suppose I should include girlfriends, if you're into that.
>>16944663
Other people have tried too, still nothing.
>You use your own money and time to volunteer
>Time abroad should be spent travelling
>Volunteering in some shit-tier village is probably not very fun
>Living standards in the middle of nowhere is probably not very high
>>16944601
To help those less fortunate than themselves?
you get to experience a new culture and a new way of thinking very different from your own, you feel like you're making a difference in the lives of those less fortunate than you in a tangible way as opposed to just giving money to a charity
btw when you go to third world countries in general you're giving up on living standards even if you're just traveling, it took a lot of adjusting getting used to chinese toilets which are basically just a hole in the ground that you squat over, nothing to sit on. But now I don't even sit on toilets lol.
>>16944601
Because it's another way for them to show off to their peers at home
My parents (my dad especially) always beat into my head that if I don't graduate college, I'll be a nobody who'll be in crushing debt for the rest of his life. My mother is stricken with terminal breast cancer and was diagnosed years ago. I was motivated to become a wealthy scientist so my mother would never have to worry about her outrageous medical bills.
I'd like to think I worked hard to get the scholarships I need to make it in school, never falling below a 3.5 GPA in highschool. I'm an undergrad Sophomore in pre-med who did pretty good in...
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I don't want to come off as being too forward, but you should spend more time with your mother as she will not be around here for long.
If you continue forcing yourself to study attend classes, you will neither spend your mother's lasts moments together with her, nor graduate. Why? Because it's very hard to go to college when your mother is dying, especially if your motivation for the major is some unrealistic dream of becoming a wealthy scientist to pay for your mother's bills. Your mother will be dead by that time.
You should cherish the last...
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>>16944607
Dammit, the feels...
OP, this anon is right.
Also, have someone explain to your dad just how expensive med school is. If you want to avoid crushing debt, that's probably not the way to go.
>>16944577
>My parents (my dad especially) always beat into my head that if I don't graduate college, I'll be a nobody who'll be in crushing debt for the rest of his life
well he's not wrong, but the sad fact is that if you do graduate college you'll be a nobody who'll be in crushing debt too
I'm a 34 year old virgin or a wizard as you call it and I've been trying to get a girlfriend. A few months ago I decided to try online dating and surprisingly I got a lot of interest from girls ranging in their early 20s to late 40s.
I've gone on dates in the last few months with several omen. I'm not picky in the least, I've gone on dates with pretty cute women to not so cute women who seemed like they had good personality. However I've been trying to keep it in my age range give or take a few years and it's been kind of shitty, honestly.
Maybe...
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the problem i think is that they fear being alone. men fear it too but women especially because of the whole kids thing.
watch your back out there muh wizard nig. too bad wizchan is the way it is or else we could warn and inform people like us a bit better.
Dude aim for the young girls, the fuck are you doing dating hags? Of course they're desperate, they're old and haven't found a beta orbiter to latch onto.
>>16944450
It's because they're like you OP. There is something obviously wrong with them, or they wouldn't have had to to resort to the internet in the first place.
Is there any spontaneity or adventure as we age?
>High school
Was exciting. On the weekends, it would be gaming Fridays with my friends, a sports game Saturday, usually a party Saturday night, and then studying/house stuff Sunday.
>College
Any night of the week could be an adventure. Lots of drugs. Lots of women. Lots of friends.
>Post college
Thinks started slowing down, but there was still the new work friends, old friends from college visiting, getting to know the city...
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>>16944275
I'm in college and I wish I could skip to the part where everyone is old and they just hang out and cook food
what's the matter princess? the cock carousel not as caring as it used to be?
>>16944275
>OP goes to adult land
This is a sad story but it also makes me laugh. A classic bedtime tale that will but even the most resolute insomniacs drift into dream.
I think my friends are fucking their daughter and readying the other?
How do I get proof before going to the authorities?
>>16944223
What possibly in the world could make you suspect that?
Same thing happened to me we used to have neighbors and the dad would slap his teens butt when she walked by and he had scanty pictures of both of his daughters he would show off to his male friends.
I moved.
>>16944230
Tell us OP, how did you start suspecting your friends of fucking their daughter? My curiosity has peaked, there is no backing out now.
>Get really bad acne at 15
>20 now, still struggling with it
>Not as bad as when I was younger, but still very bad and very noticeable
Pretty much every single cleanser I've tried has worked for a week or 2 then stopped working completely. I've gone to the doctors about it but the acne medication he prescribed me was even less effective than the over the counter stuff.
Am I just doomed to a life of pizza faced ugliness?
25 now. My acne isn't as bad but it's still there.
I've gone through every treatment ever. Sorry pal.
>>16943983
this was my fave before and after i started taking
tretinoin in the mornings
salicylic acid in the shower
aveeno moisturizer as needed
erythromicin at night
tretinoin cream makes oyu skin peel, dries it out.
salicylic acid gets rid of ALL the oils in your face.
moisturizer prevents drying out (and thus over production of oil)
erythromicin is an anti biotic.
slip ups and tuoching my face would be a pimple here or there. because of that i switched to accutane....
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It could be genetics, in that case your doctor should have already suggested a dermatologist to help you with personalized solutions that fit your skin. They can give you the big guns when it comes to acne relief. If you don't think it's genetics then try something like freemans mudmask/charcoal masks they work wonders if used twice a week. Don't forget the small stuff like changing your pillow case frequently because that can be a big cause of acne.
>be me
>no friends
>sit in front of computer all the time
>coworkers often ask
>"what are you doing this weekend" and "how was your weekend"
>i say the same response, some combination of "relaxing" or "watch a movie"
how do i do something else? most things require a friend to do them with
except for volunteering. but volunteering is hard,...
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Join a club team!
Ruby
Sailing
Crew
Biking (not a team but sure can be with a group)
Tennis
Etc etc
Just saying sailing will land u girls
>>16943770
i'm bad at sports, like, i legitimately have no hand-eye coordination, no cardio ability and i'm frail
>>16943776
i don't have the money for sailing. sounds too expensive, boat + storage + lessons
it does sound cool, and i'd do it if i had the cash
So my boyfriend has informed me that he would like to try anal sex. I'm not against it, in fact I think it would be interesting to try.
Any tips from women who have had it?
Stories?
Men, what's the appeal? Do you like it more than vaginal sex?
Don't eat like 12 hours in advance so you don't have any gas or anything. Really wash your asshole well. I mean, take a sponge, soap, hot water, scrub it as well as you can, flood your ass with hot water to get all the shit particles out. You can also put a chicken tendie in there for extra shove.
>What's the appeal
There is no appeal, anal is disgusting and for faggots.
Good blowjob>Vaginal>Handjob>Footjob>Animals>Anal
>>16943347
Supposedly it's tighter. And it has the naughty factor going for it. Like if you say the words 'but I poop from there!' to a guy, his pants will become uncomfortably small.
The advice I see posted again and again is lube. Lots of lube. Water based.
>>16943364
Perhaps you should return to /pol/?
How would I go about declaring myself a country, I don't want a big country just a five foot radius around me where I would be supreme president king judge, I am willing to hold elections in my country where only I am eligible to vote so it's technically a democracy, (might get me UN approval), the first law my country would have is that weed is legal so I can blaze420 wherever I want. And I can murder whoever I want cause I can pardon myself, Any Ideas Halp Peas
>>16942970
You want your own country so you can smoke weed and kill people, Where do I sign up?
There is a bit of unclaimed land between the Egyptian and Ethiopian border, I believe. It was recently claimed by a man who crowned his daugther the princess of the land, but this claim has not yet been recognized by the UN. And I assume a democracy will have a much stronger chance to get their claim recognized over a hereditary monarchy formed by a non-noble bloodline.
>>16942995
>go to unclaimed land or some find some loophole on abandoned buildings in midsea
>call it a country
>watch the navy of the nearest big country come and fuck you and your nigger sorry ass up
I am not getting a felony but I might get the other two. Either way, have misdemeanor arrests on my record now. They are first offenses so I'm not going to jail or anything
Who has had gone up against an issue like this and managed to actually come out successful on the other side?
In a year I will have a social science master's degree. Prior to this I thought about working after school, but now with a record I doubt anyone will hire me, so I will go straight to doing a PhD. So, in 4-5 years I will be on the job market with a 4~ year old DUI/possession...
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God, colleges are so gay. I bet you're one of those normies that would throw your friend under a bus for a degree and then try to pay him back for it, then become poor two months later and try to file a lawsuit for the money back
>>16942112
I do not know what you're talking about
do you have a successful career after being charged with a DUI / drug minor misdemeanor / felony or any combination of the three?!
>>16942128
Thousands of people do. Your life in not over. A felony could bite you in the ass but you said you weren't even being charged with a felony so dont even worry about it.
Your criminal record would really only affect you depending on your career choice. One example: If you drive truck a DUI/DWI would screw you.
You will be fine.
>engaged
>getting married in a few months
>first dress fitting is on Saturday
>nervous as fuck
>don't think I actually want to get married
>thought maybe trying the dress on might put things into perspective
>but don't want to ignore these feelings I'm having
Should I reschedule this dress fitting until I'm thinking a bit more...
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>>16945905
>don't think I actually want to get married
Why not?
>>16945905
if you arent sure you are ready to get married, it might be time to have a serious talk with your partner.
why dont you want to get married? do you already live together and whatnot?
>>16945909
Reasons I don't really want to go into. I'd be marrying someone I wasn't in love with, who I have no spark with, just to appease family and friends who are expecting a wedding (because we arranged one).
I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to do.
Why my grades are shit?
I always study so hard, and in the exam I answer all the questions so good and sure about them. but when I get the grades they are shit !
Why ? just why this happens to me ??
This shit ruined my life
>>16945871
Have you tried getting help from your professors? Do you try practice questions before the exam?
>>16945888
I always practice exams of last years, I even did It with a professor, I answered perfectly to the questions.
In the exam I had same this as practiced. and answered very good, but then my grade was Horrible. I didn't pass the semester because of it...
no one got the answer?
i really don't deserve this...
My ex girlfriend and I have been talking for the last few months, bringing up how we both still have feelings for eachother and want to hang out more.
She asked me if I've slept with anyone since her and I haven't because I dunno I'm in a situation right now where I don't meet many new people. She said she couldn't quite remember but it's around 15 different people.
Now we've been broken up for a year and she dated a guy for four months or so. My first reaction is to just burn the bridge and walk away. She said that it doesn't...
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>>16945611
Turbo slut for sure. I wouldn't touch that with gloves op...
15 people?
jesus christ
turbo slut detected
>>16945618
>>16945630
That's what I thought. I cannot understand why she wouldn't feel shameful about it but she said it doesn't matter to her
Hi guys. A little paranoid about everything so please help me with my new fear:
>7-8 years ago, be 14-15 year old girl
>low self esteem and kinda horny
>go on Omegle video chat and have cyber sex with some random guy
>flash my boobs to a few other guys
Now, all of a sudden, I'm scared they took screenshots/ recordings of it and it's somewhere on the internet or some CP site. I've searched many different tags that could...
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What makes yours so special that you think it's going to be posted all over the internet?
>>16945443
>I'm scared they took screenshots/ recordings of it and it's somewhere on the internet or some CP site.
Highly likely, at least on someone's personal hard drive or that of a few people.
>Anyway, is there any online software that can match a certain face to all videos/images that have it on the internet?
Definitely not in the public domain. Almost certainly never something that would be so good it could match your face...
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>>16945443
I am an internet porn historian, if you were to give me samples I could tell you wether or not your fears are grounded in reality.
