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So I've been talking to this girl, and sometimes she just doesn't reply for weeks for no reason. I stopped checking FB because I was tired of waiting all the time, and I just checked my email today and it said she had replied a couple days ago, making it a week. Should I even bother talking anymore, or could I make some sarcastic remark about how she's making a habit if being late?
>>16942804
the answer is C) accept that she's not interested in you and move on.
Yeah she's trying to be polite, take the hint.
>>16942804
>we;ve been talking on facebook
>why doesnt she take me seriously
My life has really improved in the past 18 months or so and I've had a few really good dates in the past few weeks.
But I'm already thinking ahead... even if none of these end up going anywhere, eventually I'll find a serious girlfriend. And eventually "what were you up to before you met me" will come up.
And that's the thing. Literally from the start of my teenage years until 24 I did nothing. I was never NEET but all I ever had were shit jobs and all my free time was spent on the internet. Eventually I was tired of being miserable and the rest is history, I'm doing really well and really happy now, BUT. As much as girls talk about "don't judge my past" I feel like they probably do care about this kind of thing towards guys.
>>16942789
Depending on the situation try it with honesty. Something along the lines of finding yourself, slowly improving yourselfm changing goals very often, losing track, backtracking etc etc
Every single person on this planet has those phases and every single person will understand.
>>16942789
I don't see why that would matter.
Who cares? Unless you've murdered someone or committed some other serious crime why would it matter to someone what you've done before you met them?
I don't think it's a big deal, especially since you've already changed. Being able to talk about it shows the positive traits of openness and honesty. It also shows you can admit to and learn from mistakes- all very mature things. Hiding it would make it seem like a bigger deal than it is.
Advice on quitting?
Which works better, nicotine patches and gum, nicorette gum, eating a lot?
Get disciplined, you baby.
>Not doing something is easier than doing something.
Your new motto.
Patches and gum have an extremely high failure rate. Everyone I've ever known who's actually quit just went cold turkey one day.
>>16942757
I've never smoked but I can speak from experience with other bad habits.
You don't replace something with nothing. If you really want to quit then you need something to do when you otherwise would be smoking. Maybe take a book with you and read for a few minutes? I don't know what would work for you but it won't be nothing.
I got a question to femanons (not interested in dirty talk or whatever bs, just seriously want some advice): I got a 7.5" dick and my girfriend recently has been saying that I'm too big for her. The odd thing is it didn't use to be a problem. It started like 7 months ago and it's during a little more of a rough fuck but nontheless it apparently hurts her so much that she doesn't want to fuck me.
Is that bull-shit? Cause' I can't understand how my dick could've tightened her vagina. Any of you has any idea?
shameless self bump
Cmon I'm losing my shit here. I've never thought I would say that but Im sick of getting blowjobs
You don't her as turned on so it hurts now
More foreplay, the honeymoon stage is over and it might take more to get going
Guys i need help. I need to come up with fifty bucks so i can renew my psn account. My family wont help me and i cant find a job quick enough so any advice would help me out. Please serious responses only. Plz halp.
Kys
>underageb&
>2016
>playing games on a console
I can't experience sexual pleasure unless i'm on my back- is this normal?
>>16942724
fem or male?
>>16942724
normal, no. but its not unherad of. did you masturbate laying down your full life?
>>16942726
Male
>>16942727
Yes
Guys, I need your advice!!!!!
How do I start a rap career? I need to know, how to write a rap song.
Pls, help, /adv/
ooga booga wooga nigga stole my bike
>>16942725
Kinda catchy actually
Nigga bitch hoe drugs pills high life aw nigga$ holla holla get dolla$ 420
I work with my Mother. She's the boss. it wasn't a problem for 4 years, but now I think it's starting to be.
She recently left my Dad. My Dad had issues, he's kinda sad and doesn't do much. I worry whether it's time to start treating it as depression. Well, she left him partly because of this I suppose. Which I think I resent her for. I get the marriage was over, but I think it just would've been morally right to have helped him. I dunno. Instead she made a guy already kinda depressed even worse.
My 3 brothers still live at home (all in their 20s) and he basically cooks and cleans for them. They think they're supporting him I imagine, but I kind of think actually they need to move out so he can find his own life again and not just be a housemaid.
As for work. I used to be really good at compartmentalising her into Mum and boss. I think the line is finally starting to blur. I'm not sure if I'm pissed off because I disagree with her leadership or if I'm just pissed at her. Work's tough at the minute anyway, it's probably both. I think i should quit. She would never let me ascend too high in fear of working too closely with me (which I understand), but I've been successful enough to warrant better wages and a higher position. So maybe I need to find that elsewhere.
Been talking to my wife and friends about it for months and it isn't helping, so the next logical step, according to my whim, is fucking 4chan apparently.
>I've been successful enough to warrant better wages and a higher position. So maybe I need to find that elsewhere.
That's it. The rest is just petty bitching.
Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has.
>>16942716
The whole thing is petty, that's for sure. Don't get me wrong, these are quibbles. Just ones I've been thinking about for a while.
Met my GF 2 1/2 years ago. We had lots of great sex. We did everything all the time to pleasure us both. After half a year she had a yeast infection. She has one now every couple of months and the times inbetween she's also hurt. Means, we can't have sex. No treatment is working We're still jerking us off all the time but we're starting to go crazy. She can't handle not beeing able to have what she needs and also she can't handle not beeing able to give me what I need.
She's really depressed about it and I'm feeling the relationship breaking apart. Has someone of you anons/femanons experienced something similar? I really love her.
Tell her to eat more yogurt, or anything that has active cultures (like kefir and such) and she will have less, or possibly no reoccurrence of yeast infections.
If it works for Thai whores, it'll likely work for your gf, too.
>>16942695
yeah this is a diet thing... shes consuming too much sugar and carbs
try atkins or a protein/fat only diet. consuming enough sugar/carbs to have constant bouts with yeast infections is very unhealthy and will lead to diabetes if her diet doesn't change.
at the very least she needs to quit drinking soda
>>16942695
anal
Hey, need some advice. Close friend fucked a girl that I have been openly having a friend with benefits thing going with for several months. This in itself doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that they tried (and failed) to hide it from me. This makes me feel that they felt that they did something wrong, or thought that I would be upset me. At this point im not sure how to handle it. Any advice would be apprciated.
Despertion bump
>>16942619
What do you want? An apology from him and her?
If that's what you want you need to find out if they agree they acted like dicks and then ask for it, m80
>>16942619
On second thought, there's plausible reasons for their actions even if they didn't feel like what they were doing was wrong.
Your girlfriend might have thought to herself "Anon says it's ok for me to fuck other guys, but I don't want him being grossed out by the thought of Anon#2's cum on my tits, or I don't want them getting jealous and hating each other"
Hiding it doesn't necessarily imply wrongdoing. You can ask them why they hid it and see what they say.
After that I suggest you DP her.
Is there a way to improve my socializing skills?I'm so bad that i dont have any idea how to even greet or do simple things.
Pic related my brain when im talking with people
>>16942596
bumping out of sympathy and because I relate to that feel but not as extreme
>>16942596
This is definitely me when talking to people. (meme intended)
get a job in sales.
and not retail bullshit like consumer electronics and vacuums and shit... I'm talking about real sales, like insurance or automotive sales or real estate
I've tried other forums online, but they are slow to respond if at all, at least here I know people are active and jump in, so let's begin
what is a fool proof measure of suicide?
By way of background, I have 5 herniated discs in my lower lumbar region. I am suffering with constant chronic debilitating pain, 24 hours straight, for the past year and a half.
I have been to doctors who refuse to do any kind of surgery, and only prescribe weak ass drugs that don't do anything for me, despite me telling them flat out that they do not work.
per day i'm on:
1800 mg of neurontin
1500 mg nuabumetone
400 mg tramadol
not to mention weak ass sertraline 100 mg which only makes me feel worse.
these do absolutely fucking nothing, and if I take extra, the pain remains but i get sleepy but can't sleep.
I'm alone 90% of the time as my 12 year old is always at school or friends house, so I have plenty of time to set up.
I'm not sure about hanging/asphyxiation because its possible that it won't be adequate to kill me and i'll just suffer brain damage
I have no gun, no access to any serious medication
Any helpful suggestions on how to swiftly and permanently end this shithole pain filled life I'm trapped in?
Please don't waste my time with "you have so much to live for" or "things will get better" or any of that bullshit. It's not true. I just want some serious, helpful advice on easy and permanent suicide solutions using easy to access items.
You have a 12 year old? You know killing yourself will ruin your kid's life, right?
Unfortunately those two methods are some of the easiest and most effective. Do not overdose on medication, it is why females have such a low suicide success rate.
>>16942581
he can go live with his mom
his life will be better without me
Every time I shit there's a little bit left inside that doesn't come out and my ass stings and itches all day. Should I change diet
>>16942550
- wipe with wipes instead of tp, they are better for digging into your butt after the turdling (dont put wipes down the toilet though)
- shit right before a shower and fish that little puppy out with your fingers
- have some patience on the can and keep pushing till you get the whole thing out
>>16942550
usually, when I feel a shitstorm coming, i try to wait as long as possible before i hit the toilet
if i were to shit at first onset, it would be all loose and watery... however, if i wait a few hours, it gets all tight and compacted and slides out smooth as silk with a clean break
but definitely use wet wipes instead of tp... its fucking 2016
>>16942550
Fuck that, I sit on the toilet until that little shit comes out.
i'm a 23 years old guy with a hawk nose like adrien brody (pic related) and i have always considered myself as "ugly af".
i don't have serious self confidence problems,but i definitely don't rely on my physique to get close to girls.i'm currently at university,and i feel like i'm being "liked" by few girls in my entourage (they initiate conversations,laugh at random things that i say,etc).two hot girls already told my that they like the way i talk and move.i have been also in a situation to have eye contact with a girl that was staring at me.
so is it possible that a girl like all my other physical features (tall,soft black hair,small eyes,ectomorph with broad shoulders,deep voice),and find me physically attractive,knowing that i have a big disgusting goblin nose ?
>>16942540
hey man, no one can be perfect just be glad its just ur nose, notice how the women liked the way that you talked
>>16942540
The appropriate term is "Jew nose." "Hawk nose" is offensive to hawks. They don't have noses anyway, they have beaks or bills.
>>16942540
As someone with a suspiciously kike-like nose I can tell you everyone I've ever been with fit into one of three categories:
1.) They were attracted to my nose
2.) They didn't like it, but came to love enough that they stopped caring/found it attractive
3.) They didn't notice/give a fuck
Stop fussing. Big noses build character.
I was thinking of buying a cheap spring shotgun to get into airsoft. iv already played a bit with rented guns and i like the game alot. Im just not sure if i should make the jump for a $300 AEG or play around a little more with a $40 shotgun.?
>>16942519
the shotgun sucks and doesnt hurt as much as the pistols, not the lame battery operated kind either.
Don't
>$40
guaranteed shit
