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>200 word essay due tomorrow
>Haven't even started
wat do? halp.
>>16946400
4chan is an 18+ site. Ask your mom for help when she gets home from work.
that's like a page, who gives a shit.
>200 word essay
>acting like that's hard
Is this b8
I've lost the plot /adv/
Only a few more weeks left to this semester. I have a workload the size of a mountain, assignments due, and of course exams on the way. My sleep cycle is fucked, I'm positive there's something wrong with me physically. I've had weeks where I'd have to live off less than 7 hours sleep over three days, and such. I've developed an ability/bad habit of being able to sleep for entire days out of fatigue, or this aforementioned problem I think I might have. I can't find the will to work anymore. I'm stressed and...
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>>16946382
>get off 4chan
>do your shit
>>16946389
Oh wow great advice there. I never knew it was that simple!
>>16946389
this
My gf told me she was sexually assaulted by 2 dudes and I can't think of anything else now. Do you just have to walk away at that point?
Yep. Exit now.
>>16946311
don't do this. get her to report it to the police THEN dump her.
>>16946311
But it pisses me off its ruining my relationship
So I will throw a party next weekend. I want to be a good party host, so what are some dos and don'ts? What are mistakes I could make or stuff that I could overlook?
>Don't
Throw the party
Seriously, you're just inviting trouble
>>16946150
don't put toenails in the soda pop
Make deviled eggs.
First time poster in this board.
I live in a huge apartment complex. I have a motorcycle, which I used to park off by itself where nobody else parked. Because of battery problems in the cold, I bought a battery tender, and started parking it in a fought-over area closer to the buildings, where I can hook it up to an outside generator power outlet.
About two weeks ago, the cable was cut. I took it to get fixed, thinking it was just an accident. Since then, however, someone has been unplugging the battery tender at night. I thought it might have been the maintenance...
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First of if you do anything get video. Get as much footage in as good quality with audio as you can. Shouldn't be much of a problem with a decent smart phone. Second of all for something like this you want to know if YOU have the right to be doing what you're doing. He/anybody DEFINITELY doesn't have the right to go cutting someone's shit but that doesn't mean you're going to win the battle of being left alone to do your thing. Ask the office is there is any specific rule against you using that outlet. If they say as a tenant you have the right...
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>>16946155
thanks. i hadnt thought of taking my shitty camera tonight if i decide to do it.
>>16946187
Yeah, just in case it gets so bad you end up needing a lawyer, and cops show up and shit. Does your apartment complex have any cameras installed they could review? do you plan on talking to them about this first?
getting a haircut thursday and i need ideas.
i haven't gotten one in a while so my hair's down to almost my belly button, straight, pretty boring.
- gotta cut off split ends
- hair gets wavier as it gets shorter
- refuse to get anything shorter than shoulder length, ideally would keep my hair as long as possible
- done bangs before, lots of work, lots of loud blowdryers that wake up roommates
will post a pic so that it's easier to give me advice, just didn't want to have it for the thread pic
here's a pic, not great but today i just want hair advice
Get it cut to mid-back, have the hair dresser shape it a little to add volume, but other than that, don't do anything. Try parting it to the side if you want a change
>>16946129
i may have to get it cut a little shorter than mid-back (depends on how far the split ends go). what does shaping entail? i don't know diddly ding about haircut terms. i do know that i was thinking about asking for layers, mostly around my face
The entire point of right of way laws in the US are because of the lazyness of the DMVs, they wont put dedicated lights for everything, instead they try to make up rules for it like "if X then Y" and expect you to follow it to the letter, and if you happen to do Y and the wrong time and a collision happens then its all your fault no matter what.
A while back I turned left at a small intersection when my light was green and I'm casually driving through, at least 3/4 of the way through, and bam some fuck face hits the top right corner of my car.
Insurance...
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Everything about this post screams 'it was my fault but I'm not going to admit it'
>>16945869
If you travelled 80 feet (or whatever distance, just pay attention to the ratio) and have 20 feet to go to exit the intersection, and some guy travels 20 feet and hits you, it's his fault.
If he had been looking directly in front of him he would have seen me turning and not hit me.
>>16945869
Also if you go by right of way laws then technically as soon as your light turns green, as long as you aren't turning, then you are free to slam on the accelerator and not even look in front of you, look at the floor or something, if you hit anyone
OOPS I HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY ITS YOUR FAULT
Doesn't matter if a family of 4 is dead, you had right of way
See how stupid the law is?
continuation of off topic thread on /mu/
kill yourself ugly tranny
>>16945789
piss off
copying what i posted there
>>63497435
general whining about my life and various incidents ahead
go fucking kill yourself you degenerate tranny piece of shit x100 a day can't be good for you
i forgot to take my pills today i just realized btw.
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i have really bad panic attacks where i can barely go outside
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my dad gets mad and tells me he hates me for two hours least twice a week
my mom yelled at me crying...
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There are organizations that will give you temporary shelter to get you away from your family. Do some searching on the internet because I don't know where you live and which organizations are around you, but they are everywhere.
and obviously on't listen to this guy>>16945789
Where can I find a good or non boring job?
20 years old working at burger King. Currently going to community college but I cannot live with my mom anymore longer.
I don't mind dealing with dead people or gore and shit. I just want to get paid good money to live in a 1300 apt and pay bills.
I'm good with computers and stuff but all I have to my name as far as job experience is burger king...
>>16945689
Sorry for the mistakes, im on mobile.
>I'm good with computers and stuff
Get CompTIA A+ and other certs. Get a helpdesk job and go from there
Apply at local hospitals. Transportation aids usually don't need much experience.
Why do I develop crushes on random guys?
I have a boyfriend and I am sick of being like this. I have never cheated and would never cheat. The only thing that bothers me about my relationship is that sex is a bit weird. He is never hard pre-sex and only gets hard after some heavy foreplay (he warned me a few months into the relationship that he has this issue because of porn in his younger days) which is a bit of a turn off for me. Apart from that, we are great. Could this be the reason for my wandering heart?
I want to stop having small pangs of lust or endearment towards...
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You can't stop being a slut, Anon, it is part of who you are. All you are doing now is living in denial.
Embrace your sluttiness.
>>16945522
>I want to stop having small pangs of lust or endearment towards others while I am meant to be in a monogamous relationship.
You can't stop them. You just learn to not act on them or mentally indulge them to the point that they grow.
I'm happily married for 8 years, never cheated, and I see/talk to women I'd like to fuck that aren't my wife daily.
>>16945534
I don't want to do that.
>>16945535
I guess it's similar to a guy finding other women attractive. That makes me feel better.
I have a quirky friend who is trying to date, but hasn't been having very good luck, I have even set her up with guy friends of mine but they don't seem to go past a second date with her. She is very nice, and very sweet, she has a unique look to her, is attractive, her personality is great, shes strong willed, talented, and very open and adventurous.
She has been discouraged lately, saying men are "too weak these days" that she needs a "strong man, one that isn't looking for a surrogate mother" but I don't know if guys like that...
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Need help with that too. I have this cute and handsdown awesome female friend who's notoriously single. She's also going to be a midwife... I have no idea why she doesn't find a nice guy. After all, she actively WANTS one. I don't get it
>>16945484
Sounds like she wants to go black. They'll treat her with strength, alright.
>>16945499
When they beat her face to the ground. Nice b8 jamal
I have about 12k in the bank, a dead end job making $14 an hour, I live at home and my parents and all my friends will be moving out of state by the end of the year.
What do?
depends on what you have already.
do you have an education, a car, a skill/hobby?
>>16945470
No education, I have a clunker car that runs fine that I've taken all the way from LA to Canada with no problems. No debt, pretty much no dreams or aspirations for life. The past 2 years I've just been surviving and saving money.
I'm skilled at general office work, but I know most places prefer a degree. Hobbies would be the usual 4chin stuff, anime, vidya and anything /k/ related.
Well, you'll probably need a degree down the road. It sucks balls but that's the way it is. If you don't have a specific career that you want to get into you should at least start working on your AA or AS at a local community college. If nothing else comes out of it fine but at least you have some sort of education under you. It should be relatively inexpensive and it being a community college and it being 2016 they should be relatively flexible for the common courses.
Don't quit your job by any means, keep saving and stashing. Remember, 6months emergency...
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Okay guys, need a drop of advice to see the spectrum here.
I am dating a transwoman, she is at the start of her transition but identifies entirely as female.
I know I am straight, I just want to see the way anyone who doesn't agree thinks...
>tldr; thoughts on transexual dating and sexuality
If she is cute/pretty like a girl and identifies as a girl then it's not gay. Sexuality isn't just about genitals anyway. People who think it's gay must love muscular manly women as long as she has a vagina I guess.
Shameless bump
Are you really straight? I mean, when her pants come down will you be comfortable with her cock?
She may plan on fully transitioning and losing the cock but that is expensive and may never happen. If you ARE straight and are faced with her cock for years, how will that sit with you?
If you are at lease bisexual and OK with her cock, how will you feel when she goes to have it removed?
In public, how do I ignore people I just don't even want to talk to WITHOUT making them feel bad? Online It's easy, just don't reply... In person I did that and got a "you're so fucking weird!". I just don't want to hear the bullshit they have to say, most of the time people talk to me are after my luck charms, if you get me..
>>16944995
keep replies short and act uninterested, but try not to make it forced. I think that should do the trick.
>>16944995
don't make eye contact
Learn to not be a rude cunt and just say how you feel. I'm tired of people like you.
Hey /adv/
Firstly, I am not here for sympathy or to bitch or to get attention. I am simply here for some advice on how to best kill myself and whether I should leave a note for my friends and family.
Ive got the rope, I've made the knot. I know the length of the drop to break my neck so its an instant death. The problem I have is I am not sure of the actual positioning on my neck. I've heard the knot should be on the left to the back? Would it make a difference? I am thinking a large sturdy tree and to be careful I jump from the branch and not tangle...
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You will regret it the moment your feet slip.
Leave a note if you care about your family and friends.
Remember that you're going to die eventually OP. There is no need to rush.
>>16944736
I never understood hanging yourself, guns are so fucking convenient nowadays for these types of things, why in the hell would you want to suffocate yourself to death when you can literally just die instantly without pain? Uh, average advice, don't do it.
Figuring things out for yourself is the only true freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom...make up your own mind, anon.
