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To ugly people: how are we suppose to get laid on a regular basis with a beautiful female?
If the chances are too low, what alternative options do we have so that we can get by in life feeling sexually satisfied?
Sex Toys?
Real Dolls?
Prostitutes?
>>17130938
Just be rich
>>17130938
>how are we suppose to get laid
We don't.
>how are we suppose to get laid on a regular basis
Go for the ugly chicks.
>with a beautiful female
We're not.
>what alternative options do we have so that we can get by in life feeling sexually satisfied?
This >>17130988
What colour would you say my eyes are? Blue Grey? Maybe with a bit of green?
>>17130931
Another picture in different light
Color change. Top is green, bottom is blue.
>>17130948
I have had people say Absolutely no Green in the top, but green in bottom.
Some green for both, or blue for both.
It is certain that it is Essentially a cross between Blue, Grey, Green. Just like how Hazel is kinda a cross between Brown, Green and Amber
I'm a Normie wanting to join and get into the groove of 4chan. Any advice?
>>17130925
leave, this place has no benefits to staying.
assuming you're underage, go fucking play outside or something.
>>17130951
Nah. I'm going to stay. Plus if I were to leave I'd go to a porn site and start jerking off.
>>17130925
Unless you want to become someone who hates everyone, avoid /pol/.
![Girls[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r6OLRYH.png "Girls[1].png")
These six or eight last months i've been smoking weed almost on a daily basis. I also watch porn and fap a lot (it may count)
Last month i started dating a girl almost immediatly after broke up with my ex. However, no matter how hard i try, i just can't get a proper boner.
Does anyone of you guys has experienced the same? I'm starting to freak out and want to know if weed smoking or fapping a lot has anything to do with erectile dysfunction. I'm 26 years old, btw, so a little young to have that problem.
Are you nervouse and intensely concentrating on getting a boner when you're about to have sex?
>>17130976
Only in the last two or three times.
If you are getting morning wood your dick is working fine and its all in your head aka your problem is pathological, you are nervous or over think the sex act or just not comftable yet try to relax. But if you are not getting morning wood then it is physical and you might have to use some helpers like viagra cialis or alikes.
>got a 1170 on the SAT
>parents are disappointed in me
>think I'm an idiot and won't go to college
>tell me to just get a job and move out
Should I kill myself now?
>>17130912
In your eyes is a 1500 good btw ? Just go to community college for 2 years then transfer.
>>17130912
That's above average. Not sure what the issue is.
>>17130912
SAT doesn't mean shit. All you have to do is study and learn how to ace the test. If that's all your parents care about then Torrent a study guide and grind that shit out. You are entirely capable of getting a 2400
Hello there. As you guessed, I plan on going to a concert coming up in June. It is an edm(House concert) with several original city dj's and shit, several stages and it will most likely be something to enjoy.
I just hate going alone because I always end up seeing everyone else socializing and I just walk around observing them all until the show starts and the floor get crowded as fuck, usually lose interest in loneliness at that point. Last year I saw disclosure and really thought they were great. I saw everyone else there in groups and immediately felt like a loser...
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I know a guy who is pants on head retarded. He goes to parties alone and makes friends. If you go with an attitude of just making new friends and talking to unknown people, go for it. If you're scared take a few drinks or pop a pill
>>17130810
Plan and get ready to go alone but invite people anyway.
I go to concerts alone sometimes and I don't talk to people unless I already know them. It's very rare to find people I know tho (i know only 3 metalhead guys). The awkwardness goes away once the concert starts.
>>17130886
I'll take a shot or two. Last year someone actually approached me twice and I awkward penguied the conversation. Could have been a great opportunity but I missed out.
I know for a fact this concert will have a lot more of people who want to talk so I will try.
I'm Transferring to Suny New Paltz in fall and preety much its a chance to start fresh.
Most of high and the first year of college i've been mostly a loner. You know, that kid with long hair that who is perceived as really smart but doesn't talk to more than two people.
I want college to be different. I want to loosen up and have a social life but i don't know how.
I'm done with the whole \M/etalhead who hates everybody, I just wanna meet people.
How to approach people to hang out without being weird and needy or just following...
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Upstate New York?
I grew up around Monticello. My sister went to school in Poughkeepsie.
I myself was a lonely loser in growing up in upstate New York. Where you transferring from?. I'm assuming from further up north, not sure why the fuck you'd go up there from the city.
Anywayz, judge people because just like everywhere there are people who will do you wrong and fuck you over. Be OK knowing you're ok by yourself. Doesn't mean you HALF to want to tell everyone to fuck off. Just don't feel like you NEED to go be cool with everyone...
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>>17130777
suny newpaultz kids are all hippies in my experience, so good luck with that. when you get there join one of the clubs for strange fucks like fencing, or dnd. what is your major?
Easiest way is to form study groups and go from there. You can also do clubs but they were always a bit harder. Just remember, there's a lot of shitty people to wade through. So even if you don't become friends with a person, it doesn't mean you'll be friendless forever. Also practice smiling
Hi, recently, like 3 days ago i stopped feeling sleepy. I don't sleep nearly at all, 15-30 minutes per night at most. I don't feel tired or sleepy, i just feel a little headache from time to time. It didn't cause any quality drop to my job. I'm gonna see doc about this, but what could the problem be?
Also it's not that i CAN'T sleep. I only take the 15 minutes because it would be weird not to sleep at all, but set myself an alarm to wake up soon. I just don't feel the need to sleep.
>>17130699
Go see a doctor. You are either highly drugged or highly ill. In a day or two you will get a heart attack and die.
>>17130707
I don't take drugs.
>>17130713
See a doctor regardless. Your body and mind need the rest sleep affords.
I'm thinking of applying to the "Semester at Sea" college program and seek a degree that focuses on international affairs. I'm 34, on short term disability for a back problem; also have a learning disability in math and an 'autist' - but aside from that, I'm intellectually bright.
Parents are against it and wont support me. They don't want me to quite my job, which has great pay and benefits - but I fucking hate it and the degenerates that constantly bully me there. I have no funds saved and one semester at sea is a hefty $23,000...
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>>17130687
If you are 34 why do you still live with your parents? You're too fucking old for semester at sea anyways grandpa
>>17130715
I live on my own goober...and you think 34 is old? What are you, fucking12? Get off your moms computer twat.
>my job, which has great pay and benefits
>I have no funds saved
>$23,000 at the cheapest.
I think there is a problem here. Also don't be stupid, if you want to go back to school just go to school not to a bullshit 'abroad' program which you won't actually learn shit. It's just the experience you pay for. The government isn't going to give you vacation funds. Also how do you not have any funds saved, the fuck are you pissing your money at?
>have a metal watch
>wear it everyday
>after just several hours my wrist smells like cheese
I tried washing both my wrist and the watch but it's pointless because the smell comes back in just a little bit.
What do I do?
>>17130675
This happens with a lot of watches, especially cheaper ones. (I think it's some kind of reaction between skin and cheap stainless steel.)
You could try a different strap. A NATO or ZULU strap puts fabric between the watch and your wrist and might help.
>>17130675
mineral salts. pic related is the best i've found. i have an apple watch i wear even while i sleep and this works for me. i also use it instead of antiperspirant and on my feet when i think they might smell.
works wonders. you're welcome.
>>17131413
>>17130675
this, also loosen the band a bit, don't wear it so tight so your skin can breath.
you can also take the band off and paint it with clear nailpolish if its a reaction to the metal. thats what chicks do with cheap jewelry that turns their skin green.
How can I not pass out while giving blood?
Don't be anemic, anemic people aren't even allowed to give blood.
>>17130655
Your posts raises two questions :
a. Why do you give blood ? Is it a voluntary thing you do or mandatory procedure ?
b. Why do you pass out ? Is it because you're anemic as previously mentioned by >>17130670 or is it because you can't tolerate the idea of giving blood ?
>>17130680
I don't think I have anemia. I am voluntarily donating and would like to be able to complete a donation.
I don't think I can't tolerate it either. I'm not scared of needles as I've gotten tattoos in the past. I'm looking away during the whole think I just get dizzy as fuck once the blood starts flowing, it becomes harder to talk, hear, and I start sweating.
Hey /adv/, /asp/ is shit so I'll ask here.
I want to start a martial art. However, I want it to yield satisfying results rapidly, provided that I train regularly.
I want to learn something that isn't overly technical, that I can easily apply without requiring years of experience beforehand.
I thought about some form of boxing but I don't know much. Could anyone point me in the right direction?
>I want it to yield satisfying results rapidly
Wrong attitude. Come back when you're ready to be patient.
You're like the kind of person who buys a gun, takes the one hour concealed carry course, and then is itching to whip it out and "save the day" and ends up shooting somebody in the face needlessly.
>boxing
>what are legs
You will never know the feel when you're probably able to kick an average person in the head with a front kick without even stretching OP.
>>17130630
Is not wanting to have to train for a decade before being able to satisfyingly apply what you've learned "impatience"?
I'm just asking for something I can easily apply and work with.
>>17130638
There are fighting styles which fall under the "boxing" category (albeit loosely) yet allow the use of legs. Savate for example
why do i constantly feel like my gf has a life threatening health problem and only has a few years left to live? I know it sounds dumb to think that without obvious signs but i cant help it. I remember her saying the chances of us having sex are slim (before we started dating). She said it wasnt because she didnt like me but wouldnt tell me why. She said she didnt want to make me sad i think.
shes got a dick
stop using this frog it belong on krautchan dot net RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17130617
id rather that then her dying
Everybody's ignoring me. It's making me so goddamn depressed. I can handle it and perhaps even understand if it's one person shutting me out, but it's literally everybody I trust or even remotely a friend. They don't even have connections to each other, so it's not a group thing.
None of them ever initiate anything, whether it's plans or talks. One person started pretending I was a stranger after a year of close contact. Another went full snark towards anything I say, only to ignore further responses. A third person didn't even bother...
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Fuck you too, /adv9k/.
It could be that they're just shitty and getting self absorbed/less social, it could be that you've gotten more annoying/needy lately or bring around a bad vibe, or maybe it's just one big coincidence. Can't really say.
It seems like the only common factor here is you.
I don't know you, but I would suggest being critical with yourself and your behavior.
Try being more optomistic, I used to be a debby downer and nearly lost all my friends because I couldn't look in the mirror and see I was a miserable prick.
Not saying you're a prick mate, but a little self awareness goes a long way.
holy shit where do i get a girlfriend? i don't have any friends and i'm ugly, i'm just tired of masturbating !!!
>>17130531
HURRRRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
IM SO GLAD WE ARE DOING THIS THREAD AGINNNNNN HOLY FUCK MY COCK IS HARD. FUCK.
>>17130531
Maybe some mod will finally make a sticky so we can just say read the sticky like in other boards.
I actually met my fiance on r9k. Just talk to girls, ask them out on dates, etc.
