"Hey, I see you on this bus a lot. You're cute... we should go out some time."

>>17130519
The best way to make it look "not as creepy" is to admit that it's weird. I'll give you an example:

>"hey, I know it'll sound weird or even creepy but I must say you have the cutest smile I've ever seen..."

This is the only way how to get away with creepiness by admitting the fact that it do saund fucking stupid.

Then add any other lines after this part, like asking if shes going to work cuz you see her alot here. From there...
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>>17130519
is that grimes

>>17130497
It's all about who you know. I'm gonna be a cop.

>>17130497
>I've taught engineers; I've been in engineering classes.
Well try to contact anyone that you've met in those classes. Networking is the key.

>>17130526
My students are just that--students. I don't have any ins at relevant companies that I can think of. Most of my friends switched to comp sci and work in software.

>>17130488
I can give you more details, but I'm not sure what detials you need.

>She lost a gamble and has to go on a date with me
That...okay, whatever

Just go out and do a fun activity. Open doors for her, compliment something like her earrings or her shoes or dress or whatever if she's not wearing something she typically does.
Don't lay it on SUPER heavy, and just talk and get to know her. DHA: Dreams, hopes, aspirations. How's work? Does she like it? Does she hope to be somewhere better in a year or two?

Relate and share stories. Get her to talk about stuff she likes. People LOVE to talk...
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>>17130529
I was looking more for concrete crazy fucked up ideas like picrelated.

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Well first of all kiddo ya don't "pop" acid

And 4chan is a terrible place to ask honestly. The majority of /adv/ is pretty anti drug/conservative. I would consult bluelight, drug forums, or the psychedelic/drug subreds

Acid is cool if you do it correctly.
Had one of the best days of my life on acid, also had a really scary paranoid trip recently lol.
1. Don't do too much, I'd start with 2 considering if they're that cheap it's prob 100ug a tab
2. Make sure you're in a good mental state, don't do it if you're depressed or some shit, you want to be in a relaxed, chill, happy mood.
3. Do it in a good setting, somewhere you feel safe, and with people you can trust
4. Just do whatever you find fun normally, and you can also find really interesting...
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Helpfulness will be rewarded with my snapchat

sorry lol its not /b/ senpai desu

>>17130476
You're worried your gf is going to cheat? If she hasn't cheated on you, chill, there's nothing you van do to stop it anyway and worrying doesn't help.

Are you a faggot?

>>17130467
Whatcha mean?

Bumpppp

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>>17130424
I am afraid you will have to stop using any bottles in your daily life or embrace the bukkake showers now and then.

>>17130424

Semen is full of protein and is good for your hair.

Read about the women who do bukkake, and you'll find that the next day they report:
- lush, full hair with amazing body from all that absorbed protein
- a raging sense of regret and emptiness

If anything, you should be jizzing in your own conditioner bottle.

>>17130424
I think it's safest to assume that someone has always jacked off in your shampoo. Also spat in it, and in at least 40% of cases, stuck the nozzle of the bottle up their anus. That's why the labels always advise washing your hair twice in a row--for sanitation, not just to make you run out of shampoo faster.
>>17130441
Sadly, this is a myth; only about 1-2% of semen is actually protein. By volume, it's mostly (70%+) fructose and other carbohydrates....
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>>17130414
>>try to get her attention since i havent seen her
Tell us more about your autism tries to get someones attention anon :-)

wait outside her house until she comes out to talk to you.

>>17130421
thats the exact opposite of what i should do

>>17130385

Get a secured card with a low limit - usually around 300.

The "secured" means you've already given them 300 so if one day you don't pay them they'll just take it from your security. You can't really get in worse debt, you can either build or fuck over your credit depending on how well you make your payments.

>>17130385

Oh wait, you're talking about getting a credit card and treating it like a loan. Dude, that's exactly the wrong way to use a credit card. Get a real loan or just work with what you've got.

>>17130385
>taught us in school they are basically scams
They taught you right. Never ever go for debt especially if you are poor, because once you get there, you will end up homeless.

>move to a new state
Are we talking about plane ticket, room apartment and food expenses?
You don't have any parents who might help you? How much dirt poor?
What about asking your boss for pay in advance. I am sure they can help you if give them good reason.

If...
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>>17130339
Go on YouTube, make social media, tell stories that are yours or give proper credit (get permission) from the owner.

Post a vocaroo and I will give you an honest opinion on whether you should do this, just read my post if you can't think of something to say.

Thank you! I'll try to get around doing that.

>>17130339

If you want to do it seriously you kinda need to work it full time and move to a film production center like Atlanta.

Studios don't like to fart around with part timers, and you'll want a professionally edited portfolio of samples and to be available for recording in a legitimate studio on short notice.

cont. from OP.

She was my first serious love, and she trampled my heart like this. The fact that she engaged in a new relationship, probably through tinder or some shit, only two months after we broke up, cut the scars even deeper. I thought we had something real. The day before we broke up, she even texted me "When will I see you again? I miss you. I love you.". And then, boom.

I struggled to start out relationship at first because of fear of commitment or something. But this breakup made it come back, and stronger than ever. I feel that this is unfair...
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I would never speak of all this by the way, but I've been lurking around for a few months and you guys give pretty solid advice every once in a while. I was hoping you all could help me.

>1. Get over my ex?

Time. That's really all there is to it. But it requires you to completely cut everything to do with her out of your life. However, it does get easier.

1.5 years ago my ex of 6.5 years and I broke up. She was and still is the only person I've slept with. Yet, aside from the occasional dream, I am completely over her. She has someone new, and I couldn't care less.
I would have never thought I'd feel like this at the beginning, but yeah, time really does heal things.


The commitment...
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>>17130334
Fuck off.

>>17130336
Why?

People tend to think that non-stem majors, especially philosophy, are just a meme, so everybody should have a 4.0 if they're studying anything in the humanities. I just want to know if it would look suspicious to not do well in a class that's part of my major

>>17130334
grad schools in general look for an overall GPA of 3.4 or higher. If you have that, then you should be fine. Professional schools are more picky, though, so if you're trying to go to med school or law school then you'll need a 3.6 or higher and extracurriculars to be competitive.

>>17130329
Both you and your partner need to be physically attracted to each other. A lot. Next you need to be attracted to each other intellectually. A lot. You need to share interests. Like music, enjoying the same food, vidya, books, animes, sitcoms etc.
Last but not least is you and your partner both need to be relationship material. No self harming emo faggots with issues, no clinically depressed people no daddy issues no nothing.
Just be simple people with self respect and common sense who can enjoy the life of...
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>>17130504
>>17130504
The last key is to always keep close contact. You NEED to see each other daily and have skin contact daily. Regular kisses, cuddling, holding hands or just touching each other you need to do on daily basis.
Have skin to skin contact and sex with each other regularly. No matter how much stress you've had, just let it go and concentrate on the brighter side of life. Appreciate your gorgeous partner and always spare them your time.
If you cuddle...
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Shameless bump to spread the word

>>17130311
Yeah the thought is scaring me too, particularly because I'm a lonely virgin. I'm killing myself at 32 if things don't work out.

Now because you're not even old and you're already disgusted with being old

>inb4 you got b8d
You got me

>>17130311
If you "turn" ugly you were probably always ugly, use aloe vera on your skin and exercise you idiot.

>>17130270
Just go naked and say you're from a porn movie

Basic suit and tie
Slick hair straight back.

Instant Patrick Bateman.
Fire axe/rain poncho optional

>>17130303

If you want that just go with reservouir dogs. Or the blues brothers. Whatever.