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What is the basis for your advice?
By body do you mean that gigantic woman's ass stuck on a man's body?
>>17138981
Left or right?
>>17138987
Left.
hey /adv/ i have a confession to make. i am very jealous and racist. i am not proud of this but i feel like i have no control over it. is there a way to overcome this?
i am an asian guy, kinda loser-ish, never had a girlfriend but often fantasize about my future living happily married to an asian girl. the problem is, whenever i see an interracial couple (mostly white dudes and asian girls) my jealousy just activates. i try to fight it through self talk but i can't help but feel so hurt whenever i see it. i don't even hate them in normal situations. i just hate...
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It's because you feel jealous of the BWC
If it makes you feel better when I see my white friend with her asian boyfriend I assume she likes having her armpit licked
I'm racist as shit. It's not unjustified, though. People of different cultural backgrounds are fucking different and predisposed to certain behaviors and beliefs. I mean, except for the shitty things. Everybody does shitty things. There's one particular race where I live that's a bit more predisposed towards shitty things, but that's largely due to their shitty parents raising them to be idiots.
Like, everybody's human, just not everybody is worth the effort of being understood.
Here's a complicated one.
I'm a virgin. I admitted as much to a friend yesterday who was very supportive. I said I didn't care about how I lost it even if it was to a prostitute. I just want to get my end off.
So anyone who lost it with a working girl, how did it feel? Did you explode after a few seconds of pumping? How clean are WGs in general?
Why bother? It's not that enjoyable with someone you don't care about. You're just going to feel dirty and wonder why you bothered after.
>>17138825
To get my end off, f course. I'm pretty adamant about it. Or through craigslist. Just someone who knows what they're doing
>>17138821
Ignore the moralfags. There's really no downside to it, just don't do it with a cheap crackwhore. Spend enough money to get a nice escort, and tell her you're a virgin in advance. She'll be able to help you relax and show you the ropes.
Hopefully you are not in Burgerland, because it's pretty much legal and safe anywhere else.
Fell for the herion meme.
Started doing dope once every other week. Im now doing it every other day. I'm not a full blown addict yet but I slowly feel like I'm fucked lol.
Can i just ween myself of it or what?
You earned this fate 2bh. You fell for the heroin meme indeed
>>17138819
just by the way you've phrased this question I can tell you've passed the event horizon of the junky slide.
abandon all hope ye who enter here
might as well sell your computer for dope now
buy a load and sling nicks to your idiot dopefiendfriends to stay afloat, do it now before your finances bottleneck and you're trapped in hell
>>17138819
>I'm not a full blown addict
Well, /adv/, something that I never dreamed of happening happened today. My girlfriend of three years revealed to me that for the past couple of weeks, she has been cheating on me with my best friend. I'm going to skip through all the shit and just make it brief: it hurts.
I poured my life out for this girl, we got an apartment together after two years, absolutely everything was going great. Until the asshole shows up in my life.
Now, my (very soon to be ex) gf and I work in the same workplace, different departments. Again, everything was going absolutely...
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Now, the three of us hanged quite a bit. We were essentially the Three Amigos or whatever that damn TV show was titled. We were all pretty close until about a month ago.
Approximately two to three weeks ago is when the two of them started to hang out more and more. And my dumbass was too much of a dumbass to see me losing her from right underneath my fingertips.
She started coming home either really really late, or not coming home at all. She started hanging at his place not once, not twice, not three, but four or more times a week. I was so blinded by my trust...
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That's a classic JUST, my friend. I suggest moving to a new town and starting a new life. Maybe even change your name
This filthy bastard, my brother in arms, I was supposed to be his wingman. He stole her from me. And she just let him. She's going to him. She wants him, some fucker who I could have had no outside of work relationship with easily. There's about a month or so (or two not exactly positive) left in our lease. I need to remove her off my savings account. I need to start packing my shit up so I can be out of here as soon as this lease is up.
Now, she tells me that she feels terrible because she's doing this to me. We have so many cherished memories together...
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Why does this Chinese chick want to date my friend so much? He's half white and is from the Netherlands and she's full Chinese and has been living in the U.S. for two years. She is enchanted by the white people at school who speak German or Dutch and keeps asking them out but is getting declined because she's kind of annoying. She's nice and all though but some kids at school think she's culturally confused as she makes many comments about smoking weed, drinking alcohol, and going to wild parties none of which she actually does. I think she's just...
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>>17138775
>I hear Chinese chicks are crazy in bed.
if all you're basing a relationship on is the sex I have some bad news for you friendo. Maybe she needs to enter a marriage for a green card.
>>17138775
Sounds like she likes white guys because they have that foreigner appeal to her.
Because she's lonely and thinks your friend is cute, you retard.
If he isn't attracted to her then he probably shouldn't. Plenty of guys with yellow fever around.
never really been on this board much so idk how much it sees this? i assume fairly often. basically for the past few months my depression has been coming back strong and i pretty much do not give a fuck anymore.. ive picked up self harming again like a piece of shit faggot. i feel like my life just has no meaning anymore and everyday feels worse...any help would be greatly appreciated
>>17138769
Do you currently see a doctor or therapist?
who broke up with you?
Also initials??
whats your situation like and what brought about your depression? gotta give us more info
Hey. I'm turning 21 in a month and still live at my parents house, and I need to get a career and move out pronto. I'm considering going to community college for Game Design, because I'm good at drawing cool shit, but I took it for a semester in the past and dropped out because everyone in the class were cringelords and I get depressed thinking about spending the rest of my forseable future working with them. However, it makes 50-90k a year. What do.
Don't let that deter you from your dream. If you're good at it, and I mean real talent, and you have a proper education, you'll land a job at a high-end company and be surrounded by respectable people who work and perform to a high standard of professionalism, just like any business.
The reason you're surrounded by these types at school is because they think they can get a job in the gaming industry because all they need is "i liek gamz" on their resume.
>>everyone around me who is doing what I want to do is a cringelord.
I've got bad news for you OP.
>>17138706
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Video_Game_Designer/Salary/24fb9adb/Entry-Level
30k-80k median 53k
and I can't believe people outside of game design take the degree seriously. Game design isn't something you take for the money it has to be a passion.
How do I stop being a neet? Graduated high school two years ago, took a few bullshit gen-eds at a community college. I'm going to a university in the fall but have nothing to do until then. I want to work, but don't want a job in my current location because every day I spend in my parents' house is hell. How do I take the plunge to move out, find an apartment in the city where I'm going to go to school, and have a job lined up when I get there?
I've struggled with depression and a lack of motivation to do anything since middle school. I've...
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>>17138635
>How do I stop being a neet?
By going to school or getting a job. Oh look at that, you've already done it. Congratulations.
>>17138659
but i haven't been in school since january and i only get out of bed to eat and pee
>>17138665
But you're enrolled in school. By fucking definition you're not a NEET.
The two most important morales in my life are now at a stalemate and I'm broken.
>I am a person who deeply believes in love and giving everything to your loved one.
>I also believe in sacrificing yourself for other people and giving what you can to please them (to an extent).
Well I've finally reached the point where im being put in a position where I can either disappoint a very important friend or I can dissapoint my wife.
I've been torn so hard and faced with the fact that this world...
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You forgot the detail of your story.
>>17138627
My wife will be gone for the summer, my friend is asking me to go out all summer and do the crazy shit we did before, it seems obvious to say to my friend I can't. However he's not in a good condition and needs a friend to do things with him. I could ask that we don't do the crazy shit my wife would disapprove of but this is what he lives for and would be depressed again about me growing up and being the party pooper.
>>17138637
Also the my wife isn't being irrational, the things we did were dangerous, and not appropriate for being in a relationship.
Chronic masturbator 2-3 times a day, have been doing so for 6 years straight. It's hard to stay up for long and I often find myself flaccid and unable to perform sometimes, I need help
Foods
Excersises
Consumables
Tips
Tricks
Anything to help me get a nice growth and help me perform better
just stop fapping for a couple days christ
>>17138611
Is that all it takes? Seriously ???
air you losing your hair or eye sight?
i only like smart men
how can i find Tru Luv?
weakest bait I've seen all day, you can do better than this
>>17138591
Try college lol
>>17138598
>been in coma
>too old for college guys
probably too old for all guys eh
i have chest and belly hair. am i suppose to shave it?
Nope
>>17138568
Only if you're a female.
>>17138568
Do you have toned muscles to show off? If so, shave. Bodybuilders do it to make sure everyone can see the results of their work, can't have hair covering those chiseled abs, bulging quads, and sharp midclavicular line.
>38 years young
>WIFE is 42
>250lbs
>20 year old been coming to my work and flirting with me
>hot body
>fap worthy legs
>10/10 cute face
>what do
Body looks like this
remind me, what oath did you take with your wife on your wedding day?
>letting your wife grow to 250 pounds
>not whipping your wife as soon as she weighs over 100 pounds
>>17138504
Yeah. I know.
my ex boyfriend was a nerdy perverted virgin and we were best friends 'cause we were very much alike. (I was a nerdy and perverted virgin too, just nerdy for other things)
before we started going out I totally knew he was into me and it was so hot to provoke him and to imagine him masturbating to the thought of me.
when we started dating we had so much great sex and experimented on different fetishes and it was fun.
anyway it didn't work out in the end and I kinda miss the teasing you know? can't seem to find myself another nerdy perverted virgin that's...
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>>17138480
I'm older than you (still 20s) and desperately want a girl who will tease me like that, especially about her messing around with other guys. Sort of a cuck thing, I guess. It would drive me crazy if my gf told me something like "nothing for you tonight, maybe after I'm done fucking (name)" -- I'd probably have to jack off right then and there.
Few women seem to be into anything like this, even just basic teasing. They all just seem to want me to take charge and dominate/degrade them,...
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OP what are you into that makes you nerdy?
I'd say I fit your description.
>>17138512
Terminate yourself cuckfag
