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My daughter got pregnant. I kicked her out and told her she doesn't live here anymore. This happened about 4 weeks ago. She tries to come back at least once a week so I changed the locks. How likely is it I will get charged for neglect or abandonment?
>>17141591
They'll probably come after you for getting your daughter pregnant, yeah.
>>17141591
What the fuck? Take her back in and help her get a safe abortion.
As easy as 1, 2, 3, like it had never happened. Stop being an asshole.
>>17141591
Fuck you
How to get over someone who just used you for sex?
he texted me after but now it's 4 days and nothing from him
>>17141565
Use him for sex? Lol idk
>>17141572
You think girls are content with just sex? They require so much more.
Like money.
>>17141565
I've been in this situation. Honestly, just ignore him. Completely cut him out of your life and don't respond to anything he sends you until he just gives up. It's not worth your time and you deserve better.
I'm really skinny and like my physique but I know girls really like muscular guys. My ex used to always make comments about super hot muscular guys. Should I start lifting?
>>17141420
Post a pic of your body, a thin athletic body is more appealing imo.
>>17141420
>Should I start lifting?
yes
>>17141427
im holocaust mode
How would you describe it? Would you advise me to stay with her with an ass like that?
Why do you need advice for something like this?
It looks like an ass. If your decision to stay with a woman hinges on anon's description of her ass, then there's more problems with the relationship than your inability to formulate your own opinions about something so idiotic.
Her ass is really hot.
So round and voluptuous.
I don't know her that well, but in lecture I sit with the same group of people she sits with, I think she's really cute and I want to start talking to her but I don't want to get friendzoned.
Pic unrelated
Talk to her.
>>17141361
>I think she's really cute and I want to start talking to her
Talk to her.
>but I don't want to get friendzoned.
Immediately follow that up by pelvic-thrusting your gigantic elephant cock into her face.
I want to, we all sit in a row so maybe I could try sitting beside her next time, right? Yesterday I made a joke and everyone laughed, including her, but I'm worried I'm not the most charismatic person out there so I've sorta avoided talking to her directly, I know confidence is attractive to women but she gives me butterflies
i want a girl with big its that isnt a lard ass,
im attractive enof to pull one in,
but what are girls with big tits turned on to?
is there something most of them have in common?
any info helps
>>17141296
If you have large breasts you aren't going to have a flat stomach, it just looks that way through clothing because the breasts are large, they are just lumps of fat so you're going to have to accept she will have a belly.
If you're ok with that proceed to woo them like you would a woman of any other breast size, the boobs don't have little brains in them that enable the girl to be different from others with smaller lumps of fat.
>>17141296
I find that girls with big tits are very often attracted to big dicks. What you need to do is to put your crotch in evidence whenever you see a C cup or bigger. Wear tight pants and have an erection when walking around. Hopefully this will attract the attention of girls with HUGE tits. Sometimes, women wear sports bras to hid really big tits because they're just scouting for big cocks incognito. If you're in a club and it's dark, you an even whip out your erect penis and slap big titted girls on their...
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>>17141328
/adv/, please help me, I feel so sad right now.
I'm a 22 yr old woman who's physically disabled with many problems going on in my spine that leave me unable to do much physically and cause me constant chronic pain. I'm in a wheelchair now and it might be soon that I become paralyzed that I need to have surgery done.
The other night my dad saw how much I was in pain and said to me solemnly that seeing me hurt made him hurt too. Later that night I heard him talking to my mom and crying about me. I just feel so bad I can't do much for my parents...
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>>17141291
Technology improvements will soon come. He probably said that to make you feel that he really cares about you
>>17141291
Cant imagine the pain you must be in, I'm sorry to here about your current situation.
I would say get the surgery as soon as possible. while you are wheelchair bound I would suggest with finding things you wouldn't mind spectating.
Never think of yourself as a burden, you are far from it. Turn up, remember this life is all you have. Try your very to enjoy it. (Keep your head held high)
>>17141291
Look on the bright side: Thanks to modern medicine you may become a badass cyborg. All sorts of technologies are being developed that fix physical disabilities. You won't be confined to a wheelchair forever.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11333719/Cyborg-spinal-implant-could-help-paralysed-walk-again.html
Hey/adv/, I'm going through a really hard time right now.
My boyfriend and I are both 19, however I'm in college and he recently dropped out to join the army. He's being deployed this fall and my anxiety is through the roof. I can't go through this again. My cousin was deployed three years ago and I haven't heard from her in almost a year. Two of my uncles were killed in the military, and I cannot bear to think about losing my boyfriend. We've been together for about two years, and I have a feeling our relationship will end either way. Two of...
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>>17141223
There's more guys out there, dont lead him on any longer. Do it quick. Grow up and move on
>>17141236
That's beyond the point. I love him, and I don't want our relationship to end. If this means I have to die to keep things the way they are forever, then I will.
>>17141241
Well there's literally nothing you can do, unless he can stop from deploying. All you need to do is wait.
COLLEGE SECOND THOUGHTS
I know this is more /adv/-related, but that board is too feelsy for the cold answer I'm looking for.
I'll greentext for tl;dr purposes:
>get into best Electronics college in the country (poorfag, can't study abroad even if I'd receive scholarship)
>expectation: learning stuff through a more practical, engineer-like approach
>reality: memorise memorise memorise
The sheer volume of stuff in the curriculum that needs be...
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>>17141194
tl;dr
But awesome pic
>>17141194
I have these feels.
Doing a human biology degree. I was looking forward to the learning experience and getting the skill. From day one its been an exercise in, "dont understand, just learn lists of stuff". Basiclly the class is full of people who were spoon fed in high school and its too late to actually start teaching. At this level though that approach is beyond reasonable. Instead of taking advantage of the teaching its an exercse in just do the stuff you need. Everyone is cheating and being about...
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>>17141194
>I know this is more /adv/-related,
>Still posts here
Threads like this are the cancer that's killing /sci/. This board is not for academic advice.
I fucked a girl who said she was on the pill 48 hours ago, later found out she was batshit crazy (a personality disorder, tried to kill her self 11 times apparently) and she had lied to me about being on the pill and has said she wants to keep the baby if she has one, she has sent me baby pics and is telling me that it's cute and things like that, I think she is playing game obviously and is upset that I don't want to see her again and trying to scare me but as she isn't mentally stable I don't know. I told her to go and get the pill yesterday but she didn't, I ended up blocking her on everything, but today I unblocked her and was really nice in order to get her to agree to go to the chemist with me, said things I didn't mean ect. I threatened to tell her family that I found on facebook if she doesn't meet me and go to the chemist will be to get the morning after pill and I will watch her take it but I need some advice.
Should I tell the pharmacist any of this? That she is mentally unstable, lied to me, and ect.
Should I still tell her family? she begged me not to but if she is sick then she need to take another one and I need to make sure that happens.
She wants to hook up again tomorrow, should I?
Please don't tell me about how I should have wore a condom, I know that. I'm so stupid and have learned my lesson.
Jesus Christ. This is why I only have sex with trusted partners I'm in a relationship with
>>17141116
Yes. You may want to tell the police. It might technically count as rape.
>>17141116
If you wear a condom, sure, hook up with her. You could also go get some emergency contraception and put it in her drink, that would likely take care of any impending babies...
Why do i want to do a million things at once?
I study music, so i have to study playing the recorder, reading music, violin and general music theory, but i also want to learn how to program in c++, learn other languages, practice my drawing, learn about cinematography, study Biology, chemistry, physics, mathematics, philosophy, history..... the list is neverending
What the hell is happening to me?
should i be worried?
The main problem with all of this is that i can't even focus because all i think about is that i will never be able to pursue my interests.
>>17141064
Do you already know some python or german? Do you already have a good grasp of calculus or linear algebra?
>>17141092
i know english and spanish, basic french and russian, i know some of the basics of programming like data types, if else then statements, booleans... i totally suck at math but i really want to learn.
>>17141095
*basic french and very basic russian
Where can I find someone to take care of?
adopt a child
In the mirror.
>>17140880
Not what I meant, and I doubt they'd let a single late 20's dude adopt a child. That's asinine. And even still, the legal shit that requires is ridiculous
so im visiting my home town 650 miles away from where i live. my girlfriend and i have been dating for 3 yrs but now were not technically dating but we do everything except have a title. lately ive been worried about her cheating on me since i am so far away for a week. this morning i had a dream she was fucking a nigger and i caught her.. she swears up and down she wouldnt do anything while i was gone and I want to believe her but i cant help but worry.. am i being paranoid? or rational? last night at 1230 she said she was going for a drive and she was sometimes late to respond...
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anybody?
>>17140672
It's always a tough situation when your mind has got you all messed up.
Sadly you won't know if she is cheating, or not. You'll just have to trust her for the week that you're gone. Realistically she would continue to cheat on you when you return, so just wait the week.
However follow your gut. Your gut usually does not lie.
>>17140724
the first month we dated she broke up with me and fucked someone the next day. ( i got revenge, not the issue) whenever i bring it up she says she has changed and that shed never do it again and she knows that im who she wants.. but im just not trusting after that happened. if i say something she calls me insecure. i know that i cant know for sure but i feel confort knowing what shes doing and when she texts back all day but im still worried. and its only my second day away and it makes my stomach hurt it bothers me so much.
how do i get an attractive personality (female)
a lot of people have called me weird because of things i say but i cant help it, it makes me laugh.
Depends on what do you want to attract
Step outside yourself.
Care about what people have to say and actually be interested. Some people like "weird" but not everyone will.
How do I apologize to my supervisor for sending her a link to goatse? She hasn't responded to my email, but I know she's seen it.
Dont say anything until she does.
If its just a link to goatse wiyh nothing that identifies it as something you wrote then blame it on a spambot.
Otherwise find a new job lol
>>17140594
I wrote it on a list of anime recommendations for her. Maybe she hasn't looked it up yet. I can just apologize. Maybe?
>>17140609
I'd probably lie and say someone helped me compile it and they slipped it in and I didnt catch it until afterwards
Im a liar tho
