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/adv/, PLEASE just give me some hope that there are girls who like girls who aren't politically left-leaning?
I should have never visited /pol/.
>>17143013
That image forced my hand.
Sorry man, young peers tend to be liberals. Just keep your political beliefs under wraps and vote your own way. If it's really that big of deal, just find some women with similar views or are more ambiguous and perhaps you can sway them with time.
>>17143013
>I should have never visited /pol/
Yeah it probably isn't a good idea to take a bunch of comedians and fear mongers seriously
My advice to you is to think for yourself and escape that circlejerk
>>17143013
Being gay and conservative is hard, bra.
Most conservatives tend to be religious, and they wind up gay like anyone else, but they also usually feel like they ought not to do gay stuff.
Are you religious, or just conservative?
I've been feeling super empty for a while and I don't really know what to do. I'm 19 and have been feeling like this since I was about 15, but just assumed it was being a teenager. My life is pretty good from an outside point of view, at university, have a girlfriend and friends so I don't understand why I'd feel this way. I've started not feeling much for my girlfriend or friends. I don't seem to mind whether they dislike me and because of my morose mood it obviously brings them down too. I'm often pessimistic about life and think about...
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>>17142983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODAu8qby2k
didn't think he was right
huh? >>17143019
Did/do you smoke weed?
>started dating bf half a year ago
>he tries really hard to get along with my son
>my son is a sweet boy but still just a kid
>i can tell that my bf is not used to kids and is holding him up to way too high standarts, getting annoyed at him in the process
is this doomed or is there a way he will come around and realize that he can't expect a 5 yo to be reasonable and adapted like an adult? i don't want to lecture him or tell him how...
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This is /adv/
Anyways he's too immature for your situation. Kids require patience, especially when you're not the child's father. I know it's not something learned, but a quality you either have or you don't. I don't see this going well
does the kid run around screaming and breaking things all day?
what do you mean by holding him up to way too high standars
>went to the strip club last night
>literally my dream girl comes on stage
>short (like 5'1), petite, tons of tattoos
>stripping to a Rob Zombie song
>later in the night she comes to our table and talks to me
>gives me a free five minute lap dance because of my bathory shirt
>self harm scars on her thighs (hnnng)
>spent the rest of the night trying to find her on Facebook
Alright lads, how do I get this girl?
Money
Go there again and get her number faggot Facebook makes you look beta creepy and GAY
don't. how many creeps trying to "get with her" do you think she has to fend off every night?
Just got married in January, and my husband has been increasingly absent, both physically and emotionally. He now works till 10 in his office, as if he doesn't care to see me. We haven't eaten any of the meals I've cooked for him together in months. He works on weekends. To be fair he has always been a workaholic and is hungry for success, but before he would text me throughout the day, and when we lived 3.5 hours apart for 6 months he drove down every weekend to see me, without missing a week. We also have a 3 month old baby. He goes days without seeing her because...
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>>17142921
>Almost a year ago at the festival, when we first started dating
At the risk of sounding like a huge jerk, you married someone you'd only been dating a year?
>he was going through my phone and saw a picture of me with a guy's dick in my mouth. I thought it was a really sexy picture and had just forgotten to delete it.
Uh yeah...nevermind....
sounds like he doesn't love you. i'm really sorry. he doesn't seem to be able to let the past be the past and he might be too wound up in himself to be there for you and your baby. that's a really shitty situation. i believe i have been in threads of yours before, mentioning similar problems. he sounds like he doesn't appreciate you at all and that's really nothow things should be. not ever. i dont know what advice to give you other than trying to get trough to him and have some honest conversations. for me, it seems like the communication between...
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What you did was a real dick move, pun intended. He is probably avoiding you, but he loves you and the baby, hence the workload. What you did yesterday for him, do every day for a while, but without the flirting, until he comes to peace with the past, don't force it. You need to show him he truly is number 1 to you. If he isn't texting you, you should. From your post it seems that you haven't initited anything for a while (except last night). He is probably hurt, but doesn't see yo uare hurt as well. He isn't gonna change it soon, so if you love him,...
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Yesterday, I went volunteering to a circus with some friends. There were a lot of hot women among ther performers and I've chatted a little bit with one of them. She is like 4'10, really cute and nice body because she did a lot of gymnastics. The trouble is, she is 29 y/o when she looks like a 16 y/o girl. I am 23 and I wonder how can I approach her tonight despite our age gap? Topics of conversation, things to avoid with older women?
>thinking 23 and 29 is a gap
>thinking 29 is old
>>17142923
Compared to the level of men around her age, I am definetely not at the same point in life than them
>>17142934
29 y.o. guys are still immature crybabies. i don't see any problems arising
What do i need to do to intentionally go insane?
go to /pol/, /b/, /r9k/, and /x/ frequently and submerge in their mentality and theory
PCP and hallucinogens. Invoke a bad trip multiple times and your sanity will shatter.
>>17142873
Get a tulpa.
Don't take a damn moment of your life for granted. I have lived most of my life with a sense of urgency, a sense of "okay, now on to the next thing". Yesterday I slowed down. I stopped running at what could be and from what shouldn't have been. Memories can fucking hurt, but dwelling in them just slows the time. If you keep running through life not only do you not stop to appreciate it, but you begin to take others and their time and feelings for granted. Stay anchored in the present. Look at your bright future from time to time, but please don't become...
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>>17142806
>in my 19 years on this earth
o tell us your wisdom, elder one
And if you get sad, let it happen, don't push it down, don't move on to the next emotion. Fucking cry if you have to cry, scream and yell, just let it flow through you. The more you suppress, the more you have to run from, and it creates a state of mind nearly as bad as manic depression. This moment you/I aren't with her. She doesn't want you/me right now, she probably won't want you/me tomorrow. If she does, then maybe we/you need to seriously discuss the situation. If you can't move on from a separation, then the reason for separating is still...
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>>17142832
I am proud of what I have found within myself. Billions of people before me have probably had the same realizations. I may not be as credible as a man who has lived a full life, but I don't think that makes my perspective invalid.
How do I learn to dance?
I don't go out, but I have discovered that I really love dancing. Or rather my body loves it, because it starts moving on it's own.
I started using a standing desk and just move spontaneously to music whenever I feel like it, But it's just random moves and becomes rather boring.
I want to have a better sense of rhytm, be able to respond to a tune faster and to know more dance moves. What's a good way to learn that?
>>17142704
What kind of dance do you want? Do you listen to a certain kind of music for rhythm? What do you relate to?
People upload youtube videos of dance routines you can follow.
>>17142704
You already said it yourself, your body is moving on his own.
Just make sure you use all your bodyparts.
So, for some backstory.
I have a physical illness. I am unable to get out often due to a low immune system and crap stamina in mostly my legs. I need a wheelchair or I get tired out just walking from the parking lot into a store. Not all of my body is affected, my vitals seem to be alright, my mind is healthy(didn't have to take special ed), and ... my junk works fine, along with my hands.
I am in my late 20s, and I don't have a job, I can't drive, and I had a teacher come to the house during my high school years so I never got a girlfriend at that...
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>>17142649
are you overweight? all i can say is stop the mail order bride shit and keep fighting
>>17142658
Alright... but where do I go?
>>17142667
well getting your drivers license is step number one. with that drivers license you can now get a job. once you get a job you'll likely have cutie coworkers that you're financially obligated to talk to. one thing leads to another and bam gf. a year or two from now you'll look back and go wow look at the fucking progress i've made
I wan't to hear your experiences in having a relationship, guys or girls.
I'm 20 M, virgin, and I've been struggling to find what seems to come so easy for others, and a lot sooner: a girlfriend.
I've done the whole dating app thing Tinder, POF, etc, nothing. I've tried talking to girls in public, nothing. Getting involved in activities, nothing.
I mean I've been on dates, but nothing ever came of anything.
I could ask the age old "what are some tips on finding a gf" type shit. And by all means feel free give any, you may tell...
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>go on dates
>find a girl (or guy, I don't judge) you click with well
>hope they feel the same way and also want a relationship
>talk to them about being in a relationship
>there you go
Well I guess I can tell you my story OP.
>in the same major at college
>don't really pay attention to each other
>go to a conference with a group of people
>get way too drunk and go back to my room early
>next day really hungover, getting sick, can't go to the conference
>he decides to stay with me and take care of me
>bond all day and get really...
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It really just kind of happens.I would say continue trying, keep going out and keep talking to girls in your class. Also don't insist on the girl being your girlfriend, that'll turn off a lot of girls, but just show interest and escalate.
How to know if a girl is bi or lesbian? I've been spending a lot of time recently with this girl I really like and I feel like I fell in love with her. I don't want to lose her, we are both the best soulmates we could ever wish for and I'm afraid that if I try and make some move she won't trust me anymore.
When we were at the bar for the first time she told me about a long term relationship she had with a girl and that she had a guy before her. She's 19 tho and the guy she had was probably in the phase when she wasn't sure about her sexuality...
She...
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Why'd you bump my thread?
help
>>17142585
ask her
Serious question, scarred faces intrigue me and I want one but how do I go about it? Is a knife thick enough to do it? Razors out of the question
>>17142351
Haha don't mark yourself permanently in a place you can't easily hide from view.
Yikes. Glad you asked us first.
>>17142364
Wat do then? try having done one by a sfx make up artist first and then decide?
I'm shit at photoshop tho
Why the fuck would you give yourself a scar on purpose.
The coolest thing about having scars are the stories behind them and if your crazy face scar story is you watching too many James Bond movies and stabbing yourself in the face like a retard everybody will think you're a creep.
And scars aren't cool like they are in movies. I have a scar on my eyebrow (childhood accident) and my eyebrows are totally offset because of it and it makes my face look weird.
>TL:DR don't cut your own face you stupid fuck
I work as a casino dealer and i am developing a crush on a bartender/waitress. We have locked a few times and smiled at each other, sometimed stared. Saw her at applebees, waved and she waved and smiled back. All good signs.
Problem is, i really dont get a chance to talk to her.on her breaks she goes go immediately outside and smokes, otherwise, i dont want to go so far out of my way to say hello and introduce myself without it being awkward and obvious whats happening.
Should i go out of my way to talk to this girl or just be patient and wait for a more appropriate...
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Anyone?
Go outside when she does , to get fresh air in your break, and make small talk..weather etc. Go get her anon.
Go stand outside with a bunch of smokers and talk to the cute girl. Thats pretty out of my way, its a long walk from outside to the break room, id have better luck confronting her before she went outside
20 year old grill here. How the fuck do I meet guys? My problems:
>Not really into typical college parties, so I don't go to those
>Not into tinder or OKC either
>I go to community college so it's even harder to meet people. For most of us, myself included, it's go to school, go to classes, then go home.
>community college = weird selection of weird men
I've also never had any experiences with a guy whatsoever. Maybe...
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Through your friends, or online dating. If you're remotely attractive, you should be successful
>>17142327
Do you know how handshaking began? (Bear withme - this is going to be relevant)
Knights in shining armor would remove one metal glove and hold out their bare hand, knowing the other guy could take that opportunity to cut it off with their sword. The point was that the first guy was taking the chance of trusting the other one not to do it.
Two knights both removing their armored gloves could clasp hands in mutual trust and friendship.
The point of the story (I promised there would be one) is that...
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>>17142327
How to meet guys?
Shared interests, groups, online dating and friends
Flirting?
Please dont
Keep it simple and you're gonna be just fine
And girls spilling spaghetti isnt as bad as guys doing it
For girls its more awkwardly cute or adorable if you play it shy and sweet
Rejection?
Anyone ever said to you NO!?
From parents ti friends to teachers you've been rejected more than once for any number of things
Think of it as that, better to get rejected than to be stuck with someone you hate
