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what are some tips for cowgirl/reverse cowgirl?
>inb4 watch porn
yeah i know but i would like some personal tips from people
i'm O K at being on top, i think, but my guy and i don't do it very often. i usually feel nervous. we've talked about positions and whatnot and he says cowgirl is "just too intense" for him, but i wonder if he's just trying to be nice and not hurt my feelings.
so, /adv/, how do you like your ladies to ride you?
thanks
You're assuming enough guys on this board get laid to answer this.
>>17177724
Don't move you're hips purely horizontally, it hurts the pelvis of the guy and kills the boner. Move with your legs, not your belly.
>>17177855
This. Don't rub your crotch on his. Make movements that let his cock slide in and out of you. Everything else is bullcrap. It's a good workout for your ass and thighs. Basically, You position your legs beside him and then start doing a "twerking" movement with your booty. Once you get tired of that, switch to bobbing up and down with your legs. Once you get tired of THAT, move your legs further up so you stand on your feets and squat over his dick. Then squat up and down - quickly. Then go back...
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Does porn turn you into a cuck?
I had a one night stand date with this chick I met on POF. Netflix and chill type of date, 10 minutes in she starts feeling on my pecs and kissing my neck. I let her do her thing and she pulls out my floppy chubby, awkwardly jerking me off then sucking me off for 2 minutes. I'm sitting there moaning and shit telling her it's good and to suck my balls, but I just can't get hard. We make out for a bit while I finger her and it gets slightly harder so I tell her to spread her legs and let me eat her out while I Jack myself off...
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>>17177705
Yeah, but focus on the form more, it's easy to hurt your back doing bent over shrugs, if careless.
22 years old and i have the exact same problem every time I manage to score a root.
Have no problem getting rock hard and cumming within 10 minutes to some high test sloot getting bone proned but when it comes to actual sex i just cant seem to keep it hard.
Have used viagra a few times which does a very good job at making me a human dildo but i still cant cum. End up fucking for about an hour before I usually pretend to cum and pull the condom off my still solid dick, then go home and jerk myself stupid.
Try viagra and if you still cant get hard/cum go...
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Pi/4 bent over rows
I'm obsessed with my gf's best friend. I've been with this girl for three and a half years now, and known her friend for three years. I've been obsessed with her ever since the three of us hungout for the first time. I think she likes me too; I feel like she acts restricted around me, she always likes my photos on fb and my personal tweets, and she's told me that she thinks that I'm really cool and that I intimidate her. We stayed at her apartment (we live in different cities) a few months back and I stole a pair of her dirty panties. I'm going...
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bamp
cmon, I even did cliffnotes
>>17177700
Sounds like bait to me
You're obsessed with gf's best friend, and have now broken up with gf but still fucking her? And hoping to fuck the friend too?
btw don't get offended if your ex tries to fuck your best friend, lol
I need advice. Please.
We are a lower middle class family living in the suburbs of Chicago. My patents are American citizens who immigrated from Poland when i was 2. My dad and i install floors for empire today. Idk what to do. He speaks English well enough to hold conversations with people and go back to school, but i know he doesn't have the patience to actually go. Hes been installing floors for over a decade. He just told me he wanted to stay playing the lottery so be doesn't have to work. He told me he has about 7 years left on paying the house
I told him to just sell the house and use the money to go retire, he explained.what's he going to do? Move into an apartment? Hes also worried about my brother and i, but we'll get by, I'm not worried about that. I wish i had a 6 figure job and was able to just have them live in a house with me but i slacked off in high school and did not go to college. Im still at home at 24 and i want to learn programming and start a career of my own, but i cant just up and leave my dad to install floors by himself. Trust me. I despise installing floors, but without me his workload...
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I want to get a new job and get back into the thick of college, but just the lingering thought of my dad busting his ass for less money just kills me. I cant leave. Hes told me that i can but i cant. I can't do thay to him. My mom is a nurse for old people and i couldn't tell you what kind of money she brings in. He explained a bit ago how he needs to make 4k a month to handle all his debts and pay the house off. I honestly dont know what to do and am starting to tear up just typing this.
Hello I have a long story but I'm going to try to keep it short. So I've been dating this guy (let's call him One) for a little over a year. Things were great in the beginning, as expected in a new relationship. We felt really close, really compatable, would have lots of fun talking and spending time together. His family really likes me, as mine really likes him as well. About, 6 months into our relationship, I became friends with and started talking to another person, (we'll call him Two), and we just instantly hit it off. Great compatability and we never get bored talking to eachother. He supports me. We would play games together and draw together and just have such a fun time doing whatever it was. He lives a few hours away, may I point out. So it would be a long distance relationship if anything were to happen. I would end up talking to him more than One, my attention would just gravitate towards Two more, just naturally, because we always had more to talk about.
Cont..
>>17177649
Cont.
About 8 months into my relationship with One, (2 months into me and Two talking), I told One I needed a break from the relationship, since things were getting stale. In that time, I was devistated, but I was talking to Two in the meantime and he was helping me try to get over One. Not only that, but very supportive and comforting of my decision. I ended up taking One back, because I missed him so much. Nothing felt right without him. This hurt Two alot and we tried talking after but things weren't...
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>>17177652
are you taking crazy pills? Stop seeing or talking wiuth both of those guys. Seriously OP you are scum
>>17177669
Seconded.
However OP might be late teens, early twenties. One way or another, you need to mature up a bit.
How would I find out how much a home like this would cost, on a 4 acre lot. I already own the land, It's my parents really. But I thought about building a single floored, big building like this to live in. I obviously don't have the funds yet, so I can't pay someone to give me an assessment. How would I find out?
>>17177606
If you do it authentic, tens of millions at least.
>>17177612
WIthout the real gold, but still solid enough to last a century or more.
Help me out /adv/
I've been going out with this girl, and I actually like her. I've gone out on dates before, don't get me wrong, wanted to like some of them but just wasn't feeling it.
Problem is she's really not over her ex, and has some real issues. I knew since I first met her, but she broke down crying to me for a few hours in bed, saying she still has a lotta feelings for him and didn't want me to get hurt if she kills herself because she doesn't care about anything anymore.
Date was nice after that, we were sweet...
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Just really confused. Was really nice, she kissed me first, she was very sweet and begged to see me, met her parents and everything.
But her boyfriend of 2.5 years broke up with her just under two months ago, and he was her first.
Trying to figure out if I made a mistake in telling her goodbye for now, if I was just a rebound, or if there's any potential in the future.
:(
I think you handled it ok and were right to not get involved with the load of crazy she's dealing with right now. That being said, don't hold out for her and stop looking for other girls. This girl sounds fairly off balance and personally I wouldn't ever be involved with someone who was playing the suicide card like that.
I'd drop her completely. But if you really want something with this girl, don't do the friend thing, but maybe just say hey and see how she's doing every few months. Still keep looking for other girls though. This one sounds...
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Hi /adv/.
My problem is that I'm not sure whether I should return some paintings I recently bought.
The reason why I consider returning them is that I got mad at my mother for painting my window borders while I wasn't there (yes I get mad about something like that for some reason - I'm not sure why).
Anyway, she painted the window borders because I asked her whether she still had some white paint left since I am planning to freshly paint my walls before I hang the paintings there. She did have more than enough paint left and so she decided...
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>>17177512
Find a job
>>17177516
I hate my job. That's why I value my free time at home a lot and want to keep anything that makes me feel bad out of that sacred relaxation space.
>>17177524
you sound super autistic, I'm sorry I don't understand how your mind works well enough to offer you any correct advice
to me, I wouldn't have gotten mad about the window being painted, and I wouldn't feel any resentment from viewing the paintings. Basically you miss me on every level because I can't relate to any of this.
How do I let go of my dreams and grow up? For as long as I can remember I've been obsessed with music. I sacrifice sleep, my work and personal life suffer, all because I'm drawn to creating it to the point of obsession. I've tried just doing it on the side while I work a real job, but I don't have the self control. I compulsively prioritise it above everything else. I don't even have a real job right now because I'm a DEADSHIT who lives with their parents and does this. I'm not dumb - I had a distinction average in my STEM degree. I just can't...
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I don't know why youd want to, but maybe get rid of all your music gear
The world could probably use more mad geniuses. Not less.
>>17177511
I feel like inadequate shit all the time because of what I do though. I feel like I'm not contributing anything of worth to society. I feel like a child because I don't have a job I can support myself on. I feel like I've accomplished nothing with my life. I got into law school and med school after my bachelors but I turned them both down to do this, and now all my friends are making money and have careers they love. And I just don't. Even my girlfriend looks down on me. She's a teacher and...
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Went on a date with a girl and it went really well, like I can't remember when someone last made me feel this way (backstory is bad breakup in 2014 that left me feeling emotionally empty for a long time). We text the next day and talk about the future plans we made during the date, and she asks if we can go as just friends. And my stupid reply is "could I ask what your reasoning is?"
I feel like we were both pretty into each other, but looking at it now I probably got too gung-ho and made too many assumptions. I'm trying to evaluate how much I fucked...
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Where did you meet her?
Perhaps she didn't feel the spark as much as you did, as disappointing as that is. Depending on how you met, she may not be looking for a friendship, which is why she has gone cold.
I think your best bet at the moment is probably to distance yourself and focus on perhaps meeting other people. You need to be sure that you're asking for a friendship for the right reasons, not just in an attempt to get closer to her or change her mind.
I hope it works out anon. Unrequited love (or crush) is never pleasant.
>>17177496
We met online, talked for a month and shared pics before we met in person. I suppose it's possible that she just wasn't into me after meeting IRL. It's hard to believe though with how we clicked, though maybe I had a rosy picture of things. Either way it's a bummer if it doesn't work out, I haven't felt this way for a while so i'd be supremely bummed for it to not work out.
Don't ask what her reasons are or how she feels about you.
A lot of women start to lose interest when the guy doesn't show her any signs of physical attraction, like touching and prolonged eye contact, brushing up against them, hugging, kissing etc. Body language in general is a huge part of building attraction.
But if she still wants to see you, the 'going as friends' thing might be her subconscious way of just resetting. You can always start over, but don't be needy about you rapport. Just act natural and pleasant and build attraction from there.
