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What should I get my long-distance gf for her birthday? Last year before she moved I got her a 12" Greek goddess statue (she's into mythology). She expressed that she wanted another one but I don't think it's a good idea for certain reasons.
Basically looking for something about $50, it's how much we usually spend on eachother.
a dildo
get her 50 doallrs worth of condoms shes gonna need them for all that fuckin she does while your away.
>>17179213
Why don't you get her a book relating to what she likes. A lot of shiny pictures and few words.
Will girls get wet for the O.D?
I drive pic related
Cars don't attract girls.
Cars attract guys.
The exception is your car, which won't attract anybody.
>>17179183
If it leaks in the rain they might get wet.
>>17179183
I'm a guy and I'm wet after seeing that sexy ute.
>call up friend on Skype, former ex just cool friends now
>chat, talk, mess around, laugh
>suddenly distinct sound emits from earbuds
>guys, you know this sound, THAT sound
>pic related, my face
>he tries to distract me while doing his thing
>laugh awkwardly, just try to stay cool
>want to ask, but it's just too awkward...
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>>17179168
Confront him, the sound of him peeling the dead skin off his balls and flicking it around is awkward af
>>17179168
Does it sound like stirring macaroni?
fart sound? what is that sound?
Should I meet this 16 y/o girl i met on tinder she was listed as 18, didn't tell me age untill we made really awesome communication, now were all over each other and she's really amazing... There are no laws against it in my country except society will shame ... I'm 25 btw
Do you really want to be in a relationship with a high school kid?
>>17179142
>There are no laws against it
There's no problem then.
>except society will shame
Society is shameful these days
>>17179142
When I was in high school, the father of one of my friends was dating a girl our age.
That is fucked up.
But you aren't even 30, I say you should go for it
I have a job interview in like 15 hours and I'm shitting myself.
What do I say if they ask what my weaknesses are or ask me to talk about myself?
HELP
>>17179006
Downplay your weaknesses, talk yourself up. Simple.
If they ask you what you're weaknesses are, they're really looking at how you handle uncomfortable situations.
Say something non-specific, like: "When I make a mistake, I look for solutions so it doesn't happen again."
Truthfully, they already have your qualifications from your resume. They just want to make sure 1) you're trainable, and 2) you're not a jerk.
I know this sounds trite, but: be yourself. Imagine how exhausting it would be if you put on an act, and then had to put on a show for them five days a week for the next few years. Smile, do your best, and let the chips fall where they may.
>>17179006
Tell them your weaknesses? Be humble... say shit that you're bad at (can be made up), and then provide proof that you're trying to better yourself. Like, "I have a problem giving up control when working with teams of people" and then follow with "But I've been making a conscious effort in those types of situations to trust other people".
When talking about yourself, stay modest. Tell them shit you've done, "I've accomplished this, which helped me improve my...
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I've always fantasized about my friend's GF. Recently I've even found myself having sex dreams with her. I believe this is the result of our joking around in the last few months.
We started to joke around with sex talk on and off. First, it was her saying she would punch/kick her BF's (my friend's) balls if he didn't do X or Y and I would escalate it, little by little, saying she should do it when they're having sex cause it's always fun to try new things. We laughed it off, my friend included.
A few weeks after we were talking...
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You might have something here, but it is hard to tell. Anyway, my advice is, tread super carefully. Dont initiate first or escalate too far, you could fuck up relationship with 3 ppl at once
>>17178981
She's just playing with you. Step outside of the situation and look in - she's hopping on her boyfriend's (your friend's) dick, and if she didn't like the ride, then she would get off. She's being vulgar with you, not flirty. That's how women typically joke with their friend boys. They feel like they can get away with saying a bit more.
>>17179068
Thanks for the reply.
I know it's a super delicate situation for sure. I know if I fuck this up it'll be hell on earth.
The good thing is we live in different cities so we can always have a cool-off period.
Just now I was chatting with her and she was saying that even though she enjoys watching hot girls, she'll behave and won't send me anymore pics of hot girls till the weekend. She ended the convo saying "you should try some of you GF's lingerie someday....
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Can we dump some general life advice pics? I'll post what I have.
overused but still
>get to local alley know for its trannies
>suck "her" dick without a condom on
>she sucks mine with a condom on
>noticed that her precum tasted sour
What am I expecting? STDs or HIV? What do?
Firstime also
Jesus fucking Christ
>>17178959
what?
holy shit, what to do. Im sweating bullets now
I guess this is more of a vent.
Why the fuck can't I find a single competent hairdresser in this piece of shit place? Am I missing something?
Everytime, I ask for a really short haircut, I bring references, I mention I want it to be androgynous and/or masculine but I guess they think I'm kidding
So they cut, cut, and then they're done and when I look at it, I usually get Can I Speak To The Manager haircut or a retarded bowlcut. So I ask them to cut more. "sweetie honey darling baby are you sure" yes I'm fucking paying my whole...
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Should I buy a barbering machine myself and try it myself even though it's practically impossible?
Should I go to a male barber even though I'll probably get kicked off and refused or go completely fucking bald and too square/patchy?
Are there any special words I should look out for? I already go to places with "unisex" in them but I don't know, am I missing something?
Is there anything I can do besides cry and whine like a faggot?
>yes I'm fucking paying my whole paycheck for this Josephine
lol'd so thanks for that
yes, get clippers or go to the barber
do u want an ugly bowl cut?
Would you work on a boat for 6 months?
I got offered a job as a Youth Staff on a huge boat but I'm scared that my social life is going to die. I will only live with and for that boat.
Also, I'm scared because I need to live somewhere and have no family or money. I know that working on that boat would sound tempting then, but i really fear that i'm going to cry every night in my bed, next to my cabin mate (cuz of course we have to share a really small cabin) and wish i was dead.
please help
>>17178933
Yes I would, it'd be an adventure and you should do it.
>>17178933
Do it faggot. 6 months is no time at all and you'll have stories to tell later.
>get to sail around for 6 months
>youth staff
So you get to go on a boat adventure and be the cool dude role model/babysit?
Shit that sounds cool. It might be weird socially but I'd do it. Just chat up people in your off time. It'd be a great story and very interesting thing to put down on your employment/work history.
Got a Skintag/cyst on my balls. Should I cut it, there is no feeling in the tag/cyst, there a sharp pain from where it attaches to my normal skin.
you probably shouldn't cut something on your balls yourself, OP. go to the doctor
>>17178932
Better leave that to a professional, anon.
yes, cut your balls off op
So basically I'm a senior about to graduate and I've been dating an amazing grill for 5 months. We connect super well, but i used to be a huge stoner, and i stopped smoking for a while when we started dating cuz she's against it. Well that lasted for about 3 months, and I've been getting into it for the past 2. Her best friend found out about it, and is giving the ultimatum that either I tell my gf or she will. Tf do i do? I told her last week that i had smoked, and she wasn't mad just kinda uncomfortable. How do I break the news? Whats the best way to tell her?
>pic related, its the bitch friend
>>17178845
DUDE
>>17178845
Just tell her faggot
what
So uh... should I give my boss a blowjob for a $5 raise? Offer is there...
Fuck him for the 20$ raise
>>17178840
$5 max and he said blowjob only
>>17178856
Is it REALLY worth the 5$ ?
Hi everyone, my grandpa died yesterday. He had an heartattack while driving and drove into a wall. He died before hitting the wall, thank God, but I have a very hard time coping. He meant a lot to me. He was my rolemodel all my life. Do you guys have advice how to cope, how to think of something else, something better?
>>17178781
Just do your favorite activity calm your mind. Do something to distract you from thinking about him
>>17178781
I'm sorry. I don't know how spiritual you are? I've had dreams of grandparents and know that they still look out for me in the limited way they can. Sometimes I say a prayer for them. Whether you think it or not, he is still apart of your life and will be.
In the meantime, you can spend time with the rest of your family, hang out with friends, do things that you enjoy.
>>17178781
I know it is a cliche thing to say but give it time. Meanwhile, try to focus on anything else really.
When my dad died, i couldnt do much else than studying cuz i was in middle of finals, but i would probably play vidya/binge watched somethingtill i drop. I also love riding bike or reading if you are into that
Here's the situation, I got a call from a place, offering me a job with decent pay and wouldn't ask me for too many days of work.
Here was the thing that was breaking the deal for me, the driving distance. It takes an hour and 25 mins to get to that job. So after accepting the interview, I thought about it and immediately called back: cancelling the interview.
A day later, I'm feeling immense regret for not even going to the interview. I feel like I just screwed up something really good for me....That job could've been something I needed given...
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While your initial mistake might have set you back farther, don't make another one by not trying to correct it.
You did fuck up but that doesn't mean it can't be fixed, and the worse you'll have to face is some minor embarrassment/rejection. Just call back and chock it up to a misunderstanding or be short and vague and say there was "some complications" but you'd love to have an interview at a later date.
I'll give them a call back and see if they're willing to give me another chance. I doubt it but I'll try.
>>17178769
10.50 an hour isn't good pay...especially if you factor in the transportation expenses (fuel or bus tickets). These expenses add up when it's something you have to do a number of days a week. I used to drive an hour to work, and it cost me over $100 every week, which kept me more or less poor when included in my other living expenses
