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I've been texting with my ex some lately. It seems to have been going really well and we can talk civil and even joke around really well however.
I brought up something from the past in a casual way and apparently it really triggered her. She got really angry at me and has been treating me extremely foul ever since.
Does she still have feelings for me or something? If she is over me shouldn't she just not care or tell me to please never contact her again? She hasn't blocked me or asked me to go away so... whats this mean?
just some clarity, she says the memory makes her really mad at me, but I can't really think about this particular memory being that bad at all really (for my it was a happy memory).
It means she has emotional problems and she's dealing with them poorly. She's your ex for a reason.
>>17180512
What was it that you actually referenced anon, surely you have some idea as to what it is? She's your friend, if friend start treating like shit ideally you should stop being friends with them.
I have this undying urge to hook up with an older man for my first gay experience but I just get super horny, make promises on Grindr, fap, and then immediately consider suicide as I delete Grindr. What does this mean?
I can't seem to charm women either, so I'm really stuck between leaving everyone and going nomad or killing myself. I honestly believe gays are fucking degenerates but I can't help these urges.
I want to rip the fucking world apart.
My penis controls my life.
Sometimes I think if I was castrated I would be a lot more at peace, but not having a dick would suck.
What if all the women were gone? Wait, that would probably make things really gay and that's not what I want.
So everyone has to go? Is that the solution.
I look at myself and see this beta faggot who can't git gud with girls so he's turning to dudes but kenjataimu dictates that's not what he really want.
I think my gay fantasies are the result of extensive porn viewing over the years. This is just my perversions evolving and considering the other sex. This is fucking degeneracy and every part of me wants to tear it out but IT KEEPS COMING BACK.
The Jews fucking got me.
Anyone else want to make a castration pact with me?
Am I supposed to tell my boyfriend that I'm starting to take medication for my anxiety/depression?
>>17180434
If there's any serious side-effects to taking them, I'd recommend you tell him now rather than having to explain yourself later.
yes please do.
I went on meds and it made me really depressed and my sex drive got so low. I failed to tell him and he thought that there was something wrong with him and it caused a lot of problems. Just tell him that there might be side effects that are not that pleasant and ask him for his support if that happens
>>17180440
it's just lovan/fluoxetine
>>17180441
how should I word it?
I got a cut earlier on the side of my index finger, near the fingertip, but to the left a bit. It was about the size of a medium paper cut, except I got cut by glass. It started bleeding pretty badly, and quickly, not like exploding out but it was running out quick. I shoved a band aid on it and left it for a few hours, took it off to wash and assess the damage. It had stopped. But after a bit it got red again. Not quite bleeding, not like before, but it was slowly oozing out. I put another band aid on whicis currently on, and it stings right now.
Should I be worried? I'm...
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>>17180392
If you go to sleep, all the blood will come out in your sleep and you'll never wake up.
>>17180534
Nigga I'm just anxious
I have no clue how blood works
Google is vague
Fuck
If you gouged an artery, you'd know it. You sure as fuck didn't hit one in your finger. You probably just cut it really deep so it's going to take awhile to heal. Make sure to put some Neosporin on it and stop crying.
where can I find Lucky Strike Cigarettes? I remember my grandpa smoking them when we were young. Are they still sold in the US. I am in Ohio btw
>inb4 smoking is bad
I know its bad
>I know its bad
Then don't do it.
/thread
>>17180388
Europe, or at least the Netherlands
>>17180428
I can do whatever I want
Help me /adv/ I can't stop watching porn fuck fuck fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why stop?
>>17180421
Because I'm sick of this shit. When I'm horny though it's like the first thing I go to. Muscle memory just takes over
>>17180386
penis goes in the vagina nigga
>8========D
Convince me to either not cheat or just fuck this sloot that wants muh cock.
>fiancee
>3 kids
>house
>no sex for months (only twice in about 9 months total)
>ready to take the risk and pound some strange
Should I do it?
have you tried to talk about it with your fiancee? what's the reason for the lack of sex?
>Engaged
>Already a distinct lack of sex
Leave while you can.
>>17180378
maybe she hasnt had sex because she has had one kid after another. womens sex drives take a tank after they have kids so they dont get pregnant again until their bodies are healthy enough. give her a break ask her to suck your cock or something. Are my assumptions right?
dont fuck everything up just to get some pussy
Male. Feel like wearing a watch. Tiny wrists.
Will this look fine or only bring attention to my feminine wrists?
>>17180373
Get wrist implants.
>>17180390
Why would you implant a watch into your wrist? That's just stupid
Get a smaller watch. A large one will just look dumb. Shit from Swatch is alright. You might also want to look at women's watches. Nobody's gonna know it's a woman's watch unless you get something really stupid.
/Adv/, I'm a guy that loves to share nudes and tapes of exgf to her friends, I love to see the people that she see the most to ask me for more of her, but I think it's kinda wrong, what can I do to calm down the need to do that? I found it like a drug, I'm making her feel bad because she knows a little bit of everything, but I can't stop myself from do it. Pic unrelated.
>>17180333
Tits with trips. Delicious.
>>17180333
::rolls eyes::
Realize that you wouldn't like her sending your nude photos of yourself to your family and friends or telling potential dates that you have a small penis. Think about that before sharing private photos, asshole.
>>17180349
Mfw black with no bbc
So I have a bi boyfriend, let's call him John; and a gay friend, let's call him Quinn. Quinn likes John. They both showered together at a party and Quinn was naked while John was mostly clothed. Nothing happened but I was suspicious. John and I had a miscommunication and got confused about who was breaking up with who and we both thought we were breaking up with each other and it got all mumble jumbled. I wanted a "break" and he thought I meant break up and I thought he was breaking up with me. Quinn said that he gave John a ******** and that they made out...
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>>17180330
I'd say Quinn is trying to seperate you and John
So what do I do? John and Quinn sort of low-key liked each other back when John. But I didn't think anything of it
>>17180330
>I wanted a "break" and he thought I meant break up and I thought he was breaking up with me.
Here's the thing. If you need space, ask for it. But never, ever ask for a "break" because you're essentially asking to break up. It's not different. So if this happened while you were on "break," he didn't cheat. If this apparently happened when you were together, it could go either way. Quinn could be separating you or the only one telling...
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girfriend never goes to sleep without sending goodnight on FB, didnt talk to me since noon. its 2 am right now and i am shaking, dont know what to do. am i overthinking this shit?
I was dating a girl that hasn't texted me in 4 weeks. Calm down it could be alot worse... You could be me.
>>17180326
Have you messaged her yourself?
>>17180326
She probably just forgot.
It's been a day.
Or maybe she hasn't gone to bed yet?
2am isn't late.
so gf lives in the states ( I don't) and recently lost her mother (dad is MIA forever). Her aunt, a mayor cunt, is the trustee for some funds on her name that her mother left.
That's not the only thing mom left, she also evaded taxes for 3 years and left wooping debt of 28k.
So gf is stuck in that city till she pays the debt, which she can't
Now we go back to cunt-aunt. This bitch is claiming gf has autism, and wants custody over her because she says she can't be left alone.
Cunt-aunt has a lot of influence is the area, she's an accountant...
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the fuck. tell her to go see a doctor to prove that she's functional. you just can't claim someone is autistic, snap your fingers, appear in court and then win custody over someone.
>>17180313
Baseball bat to the knees but you didn't hear it from me.
I don't know how it works in the US, but wouldn't the people her mother owed money to be going to the estate i.e. her aunt? I feel like you're at least not getting the whole story here
I recently stoped watchung porn because I only got really hard when watching porn and I wanted to chane that. But then I realized that there almost no girls I know I could think off to get hard.
>What should I do ?
>>17180297
How long has it been?
>>17180301
What exactly?
>>17180309
You not watching porn. Has it been hours? Days? Weeks?
>4.0 gpa
>ace every class that isn't math
>take math
>fail
>take same math class
>pass barely
>now I need next tier
>failed first try
>was told i could try and test out if I wanted
So I've tried tutors, I study every single day usually 2-3 hours, I always complete all the...
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Maybe you're numbers retarded? There's a technical term for it.
you probably don't have a good foundation in math. I guess you're too far along to go back and try to relearn the basics but that would be my guess.
>>17180248
That is what I'm starting to think. Can adults even be evaluated for something like this? Should I even bother?
>>17180250
I don't know what a good foundation in math would be. I know the basics pretty well and don't struggle with the easier stuff.
What I noticed though, is that I don't understand how math works at all. Like even a bit. The only way I know how to do things in math, is by pure memorization. The logic just doesn't...
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How do I get the smell of vagina off my bedsheets within the next 40 minutes
wash them
>>17180214
What does it smell like?
spray it with cologne or poop on them.
