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So I'm in Russia right now, and I just visited my grandparents' graves. Don't ask how, or why, but I ended up drinking some dirty water from a bottle that we filled from some barrel I think. It was slightly cleaner than the right in pic related. When I say "drinking", I mean I sipped it, realized what I did, kept it in my mouth for maybe 30 seconds then spit it out and kept spitting it out. About 30-40 minutes later, I used the bathroom and kept spitting out what I have. I feel slightly sick, but I know I'm a hypochondriac. I also stuck two fingers...
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>>17177280
>Drinking Russian Gravewater.
GG no re OP.
Though in all likelihood you just had some scummy water and will be fine. Go to a doctor and not a mongolian confectionery forum if you're seriously concerned.
>>17177283
Idk man... Russian doctors can be pretty scummy.
Oh, so basically you're feeling the most ambiguous of symptoms ever, AND you're a hypochondriac?
Shit, it was nice knowing you, OP. God only knows how many unknown species of bacteria you unwittingly put into your body. Could even be some parasites, and worms too.
Just hope you don't start sweating, and feeling nauseous.
Help me
After a vicious and violent fight with my mother and her boyfriend, i have been given one month to pack my stuff and move out.
I have been apologizing and begging for them to let me stay since then but they have refuse to reconcile. I have only one more week and I haven't begun to get my stuff in check.
I am thoroughly terrified and in full panic mode. I have been NEET since high-school, never worked a day in my life, and have absolutely no clue how the outside world works. I have nobody to fall back on.
Im about to become homeless....
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Welcome to your very own life!
Make sure you spend your time doing thorough research into how to make the best of it.
You should've started looking for a job the first week. Do you at least have a car? You can live in that and use the public library for internet and bathroom for a while. If you have friends, maybe you can stay with them on occasion (don't overstay your welcome).
Try to get a job, then browse Craigslist or talk to your friends about renting a room.
Do you have credit established?
>>17177286
>Do you at least have a car?
no
>Try to get a job
how do I do this? Please tell me, I dont know how this works
>Do you have credit established?
I think I do
I havent checked it in years so Im not sure of its current state.
So I'm in this group for school and there's this girl in it who I'm not necessarily attracted to, but is fuckable. How do I go about getting in her pants? She seems like she'd be dtf.
Pic unrelated.
>>17177253
More details needed
>>17177253
Go clubbing as a group
Fuck
>>17177274
Like what? She's a girl, I'm a guy, we're working on a project together. That's pretty much all there is. We've been in the same class for 2 months but were only introduced recently,so we don't really know esch other.
>>17177288
What kind of 90s sitcom do you live in where study groups comprised of strangers go clubbing on a whim ?
I think I'm falling out of love with the love of my life and the other person I've ever loved.
I've been going out with my boyfriend for three years after spending four years wanting to date him (two years crushing, two years full on loving him). We have pretty much everything in common, we like all the same things and we have the same sense of humour.
Lately, things have been a bit tricky for me. The relationship is fine and he's happy, but sometimes I really struggle to listen to him and he's really let himself go. I managed to tell him...
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>the other person I've ever loved.
Only person I've ever loved.
Way to proof-read, me.
Oh my god, shut up.
I really hate listening to this garbage. You're laying it on real thick, and you're still not even convincing yourself.
"Although I'd never cheat in a million years, I'm finding myself looking at other guys more and I even seek out porn with handsome shirtless men." Is a pointless thing to even bring up, because nobody assumed this in the first place. You're sexually attracted to other men, and actively checking them out. You've obviously had thoughts, and you feel guilty about it.
You cannot fall...
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>>17177262
I'm not sure what exactly I'm supposed to be convincing myself of? I'm being very very clear that I'm the bad guy and it's not like I'm trying to get sympathy, I need advice because there's nobody I can talk to IRL. This is my first serious relationship and I wanted to talk through it with people who may have been in a similar position. Plus I've opened up the possiblity that it may be my own deflated self that's taking it out on the relationship, that's something...
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My boyfriend and I broke up. It was not because something happened, just weird time in life.
Well, he started speaking to me a few months later and we met a couple times. The attraction is still there and everything and I was hoping we could get back together but he said no. That he's talking to another girl and likes her.
I spoke to that girl and she said she doesn't like him that way, basically she friendzoned him. I didn't say anything to him, just sighed and moved on with my life.
Well now I guess he found out he is friendzoned because...
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I think that this mistake has never before been made in history, is not well documented in media, and is highly unlikely to end the same way twice.
Go for it OP, why the hell not. Take pride in being the worlds best rebound.
yes, give me a call, I want you back
>>17177211
But she is the rebound... I will be the rebound of a rebound?
I have a small penis (just barely 4 inches when fully erect)
Am I doomed in the bedroom? Will I be able to please a woman with this? How do I make this thing work?
In all honesty it won't be enough for some women. Most will be happy as long as you can pleasure them with your hands and/or mouth.
>>17177205
so just use hands/mouth? when could I move on to penetration?
Just go to plastics and let doctors make it longer... Or There are pill for these cases.
My girl talked about massaging my prostate to give me a wild orgasm, I shrugged it off because I didn't want to look like a little beta bitch.
Did I do wrong? Am I missing out on something great?
Will my gf think I'm a lesser man if I let her do it?
GIRL LITERALLY WANTS TO PUT HER FINGER INSIDE THE PLACE POOP COMES OUT OF YOU IN ORDER TO GIVE YOU WAHT SHE THINGS WILL BE AN EVEN AMAZING ORGASM THAN YOU HAVE EVER HAD
THIS GIRL LOVES YOU, SHE WILL NOT LEAVE YOU FOR A PROSTATE MASSAGE ITS LIKE THE MOST KINGLY SHIT YOU CAN HAVE DONE
PEGGING IS A DIFFERENT STORY, BECUASE ITS LIKE DOMINATION, PROSTATE MASSAGE IS LIKE TOTAL SERVICE TO HER MAN DOING WHATEVER HE WANTS
yeah you are being silly about this
The other poster has a good argument, but also my most amazing bodily experience came from finger in ass. Don't know why I didn't let her do it years earlier.
That said, she really knew what she was doing, studying tantra and yoga and all. I felt it all the way up my spine and it was mind blowing.
I tried prostate massaging to help heal from masturbation injuries affecting my prostate/bladder. It felt very intensely like I was about to pee or cum, but no fluid came out, and no orgasm. This was only in the shower after a shit, and strictly for medical reasons, otherwise stucking thinks up your ass is degenerate, unsanitary and absolutely disgusting.
I'm having a little argument with my stubborn wife about our sons education. She wants him to attend a mix gendered school but I want to put him in boys only for his whole education.
I think this would be better for him because boys only schools use a linear teaching system which is proven to work better on males as opposed to a module one in mixed schools which is shown to benefit females.
Statistics also show split gendered kids do better in exams and in life.
I dropped out in year 9 (I was 12) because I couldn't get school, I just couldn't...
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>>17177153
As long as he spends time with girls outside of school (sport, other courses, etc) it should be fine.
It's important to learn to bond with both genders, and your wife is right on this.
>>17177153
you get him into a boys school and then you sign him up somewhere where he can talk to and befriend girls
nothing super feminine like dancing or shit like that
but stuff like I dunno, a lot of people I know got to know their female friends from ping pong or the volunteer firefighters if you have that in your country
just some club where girls attend I guess, you should be able to convince her with that
Personally, I think you really should let him go to a mixed gender school. In my opinion, education is just as important socially as it is academically.
It feels like i have to pee ALL THE TIME and it kind of stings in my urethra but when im on the toilet nothing comes out and i just sit there and it hurts. I am a female if that helps
Any suggestions or ideas on what it might be?
Research and do pelvic floor exercises, or try to do bladder training
>>17177118
Is this something that happened just recently?
Does it hurt (burn) when you pee?
It might be an UTI like cystitis.
Go talk to a doctor, they will probably tell you to drink a lot and take some antibiotics. It will be fine in a few days.
>>17177125
Yeah i woke up this morning and i couldnt fall asleep because i had a really strong urge to pee. I went to the toilet and i just couldn't pee at all. Went back to bed and i still had the urge to pee.
Im travelling in a few days and im worried if i go to the doctor they might not let me travel or make me delay the trip
Anyone here major in psychology?
How much time is generally spent doing homework/studying?
I work full-time and the company I work for is going to pay for my higher education, so I want to know what I'm getting into. I'm not really going to college to learn anything desu, just going there to get a degree.
It's honestly piss easy. That said, I AM comparing it to my law classes.
>>17177105
Good to know, I actually meant to say I'm not going to college to learn anything /useful/.
GL on your bar exam though.
How much time did you usually spend doing assignments?
>>17177119
It really varies from class to class. Some only have a couple of tests, others have tests and assignments, and one I took had quizzes every week which counted towards your grade.
20 Year old NEET. Got a dilemma. There are multiple events coming up. Trip to chicago for a festival. Week in florida. Camping trips. Etc. But I smoke like a maniac and I plan on quiting. Should I stay home for a month and miss out on cool shit to quit smoking (with the pressure that if I relapse I missed these events for no reason pushing me) or pull the money out my ass to pay for the shit ton of cigarettes I'll need for 4 trips in a month span.
Nah you should just quit anon. It's actually pretty easy if you can get through the pangs for the first few days. Hardest thing is willpower if you're drinking but otherwise just do it and live your life.
>>17177037
buy a vape mod anon, thats actually the best way to stop.
i smoked 3 years 1 pack a day and i managed to quit in one day without problems
>>17177037
Just quit now brah I smoked a pack a day for 6 years and one day I just had enough of buying them everyday so I stopped
I save 77 dollars a week since I quit
What are some ways to cool a bedroom during the summer? All I have is one of those tall standing fans and I keep my blinds shut. No ceiling though and I can't fuck with the AC which is kept at fucking 78F. Would two fans work? Add a humidifier?
>>17176990
Youtube has all sorts of decent home cooling how toos made with a variety of materials id start there.
>>17176998
Whoa thanks. I'll check that out.
A window fan is your best shot.
If you've got the cash to throw at this problem, a good box fan at your door would help, too. Establish a channel for airflow. Bring in air through the window fan, and throw the hot crap out the door with the box fan.
Humidifier will only make it hotter.
How do I make friends outside of work, /adv/? Does it just take time? Moved to a new city a year ago and all of my friends are through my job.
They're fine people but our relationships typically don't really extend outside of the workplace, and I don't really have a lot in common with them.
>>17176971
Hobbies, shared interests are the key.
Go and start doing something you like at a place other people do that same thing too.
>>17176986
I guess that's got to be it.
I'm going back to college in the fall, maybe that can help.
I guess most of my hobbies are very solitary - I really need to extend a little bit further perhaps.
It always seems that I stumble when I go to try to make friends - like I might be trying just a bit too hard.
>>17176996
>I'm going back to college in the fall, maybe that can help.
Thats practically the best case scenario, hit the gym a bit (or equivalent) in preparation ittl help make things easier once you get there.
>like I might be trying just a bit too hard
Yes dont make yourself available too much, it seems paradoxical but a well rounded person doesnt care if you like them or not be true to yourself and the right people will gravitate to you but...
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I'm in a poly relationship, and I live in a 1 bed room apartment with my 2 partners. My land lord is trying to bump our rent and/or kick us out, since our lease states that this apartment is for one family, Do I have any recourse? He's given us an eviction notice, and I really can't afford a bit upgrade right now.
I'll never understand the mentality with being ok in being one of someone's many partners, only Arab princes get a pass I guess since it's a choice between living in absolute luxury or being stoned to death.
Your partners can't chip in?
>>17176963
Of course we all chip in, but we're all poor students, and the place we live in has crazy property values. If we move, it means more loans and bigger debts, and those decisions need to be made at the start of academic years., and this is a sudden thing that is popping up in the middle of a year.
Ways to make someone quit drugs?
Which drug(s)?
>>17176939
I am high right now and have been an addict for 8 years and I can honestly tell you there is no way to stop someone from doing drugs if they aren't willing to stop themselves. For me there is no limit to what I won't do to get high. If a person around you is on drugs then you need to make the decision rather to be around that person and not change their decision.
>>17176943
Dxm, meth etc
