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We are trying to make a baby and have been doing it every single day since I started ovulating. Every single day for seven days now (ouch). I was supposed to get my period today, but I didn't. Though I always have 1-3 days "buffer" days when it comes to that. Doesn't mean I am pregnant, I don't feel any different really. Should I feel something?
One major problem though, he didn't cum because he has major issues with that. He finds it very difficult to ejaculate...
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Is he circumsized?
>>17238187
>>17238187
No, but he has a strange thick vein in his part. Maybe he is just born a bit defect, it looks normal though.
>>17238099
>It only takes one sperm to fertilize the egg!
No it doesn't. The egg is surrounded by a protective protein coating, the sperm have specialised enzymes in the "head" end to break it down. One sperm does not have enough of these enzymes to get all of the way through. It takes the effort of several sperm working in concert to fertilise an egg. We woudn't manufacture millions of them if it were wasteful.
Incidentally, this is why it really hurts to get jizz...
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Anyone have any experience with delivery driving? I applied to a bunch of places and got job offers from Pizza Hut, Domino's and Jimmy John's, all of them as a delivery driver. What I want to know is, how do these places compare to each other? Does one generally get better tips than the others? Does one get more deliveries? Better work environment? Reimbursements for gas?
Which store should I work at this summer?
>>17238054
Totally depends on the store.
I've worked at a papa johns for the last 5 years in pretty much every position(including store manager) but I've been delivering for about a year now. Tips will only really matter depending on the areas you deliver to;you will typically find an average somewhere. Reimbursement is typically a dollar and change for both the gas and mileage per delivery. Lot of established chains also have a dual pay system where when you are on the road you are making server wage instead of minimum. Be ready for wear and tear on your car.
>>17238054
It's going to fuck your car in the butt. Constant starting of the engine is going to accelerate wear and tear.
My boyfriend left his laptop at my apartment and for some fucking reason I decided to go through his Chrome tabs. (He's fucking retarded and doesn't close his tabs.)
Not only do I hate myself for doing that but, I saw fap material and I feel like shit, how do I undo this?
>>17238006
So? Who doesn't fap? Unless he was fapping to Loli, I wouldn't worry.
>>17238006
Tell him what you did and make it up to him with a sex act you normally wouldn't do. Personally, I've always wanted to fuck a girl in the ass, but if contrition is your thing then get a riding crop and handcuffs and tell him how sorry you are and how much you need to be punished.
>>17238015
>>17238018
well it's just like it seems his thing is especially fit girls, and I'm not that.
I'm worried he doesn't actually find me attractive.
Ok guys I'm really looking for an answer here. I was with a girl tuesday night, we did oral and made out for literally hours. On the way home i started feeling weird. When i woke up a few hours later i was weak, tired, cold/hot and had a racing heart, empty/pain in stomach. all I could think about was that I got an std or some shit. I do have health anxiety like a mother fucker. Is it all in my head or did I get something? I will note that on tuesday i worked a 12hr shift, drank a fuck ton of soda, and ate a few fried shrimp that weren't exactly fresh. Here it is Thursday...
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It was the fucking shrimp, dipshit.
>>17238000
How the fuck do retards like you get women?
>>17238005
Thanks for the prompt reply, how do I know for sure tho? I kinda figured I would be vomiting my guts out but that hasn't happened once yet.
>>17238005
Idk, apparently I'm really good looking to her. So I rolled with it
Earlier today my ldr gf told me she was raped a few nights ago and I want to help her and do everything I can but I don't know what to do. I won't see her for another nine days and I honestly don't know what to do. Does anyone have any advice on how to help in this situation
>>17237987
Tell her to go to the cops and file a police report, this will ensure that if the offender does it again or has come it previously it will be taken more seriously. She can literally save other women from experiencing the same thing.
She is, but she's taking it pretty hard which is to be expected. i want more than anything to help her deal because the last thing she needs is this along with her other stresses
You just need to listen to her and support her. Not going to lie this could be very difficult for your relationship, it's a big trauma. You're going to hear very upsetting things but it's about her, not you.
I'm 23. I hate my life and the direction it's heading. How viable would it be for me to pack up my shit, buy a plane ticket to France and join the FFL and serve for 5 years?
Does anyone have any experience with that or can potentially offer some guidance or advice?
>>17237971
You'd probably have to have lived in France for a while, American spy.
>>17237975
Apparently that's not the case. You can simply have a visa or tourist via and still be able to enlist in the FFL
>>17237994
You're 23, hate your life, and you're a skilled worker?
>be 21 junior on uni
>have gf 22 starting her career
>just found out yesterday that she is pregnant
> i still live at home
>she lives with room mates
> don,t think she will abort it.
wat do ? on a scale of 1 to fucked, how fucked am i?
>>17237940
Convince her to abort, lie and tell her that you love her, youwant to have kids with her, but you're not at a point in life where you feel ready.
You want to give your kids the best life, and right now is not the right time.
If she's Hardcores religious and won't abort, move to another continent
>>17237940
daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy
>>17237940
Shouldn't have sticked your dick in especially if you're not sure you'll want to wife her up/fucked
Hello anons,
I met a cute grill online but she lives 2000+ km away from me. Is it realistic for us to start something?
Also I have huge problems with being a beta. I'm very afraid to talk using my voice, and I think I need to improve a lot before I'd ever be ready to meet someone in real life (hence the online part). I never really had parents around when I was a kid and the result is me being a beta autist retard. Can some of you guys kinda teach me how to be a man and not a clingy beta idiot? One of the mistakes I made was giving her too much attention...
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>>17237939
What exactly are you saying 'no' to?
There's no one that has some advice for me?
Bump
What's the deal with these dudes going around for gas, electric and TV license stuff? I don't like it. It's like having a bouncer barging into your place.
Can they actually come in? Do they have any authority? Can I send them away when they try?
Pay the Piper
>>17237921
What license stuff are they coming for? Like "Hey, we're here for the money you owe the cable company"? Because then they're like any other bureaucrat and they can come in only if you let them. The only difference is they are going by the highest possible danger (someone running out of the house with a machete and bent on killing every one of them).
In my country, they mostly do bank stuff (refilling ATMs and shit), but they cannot, under any law that I know of, come to your door and let themselves in.
>>17237921
Pay your bills and they won't bother you.
Leased a house off campus with college peers. Some house drama a few months in caused one renter to want out of the house. He left the house with his name still on the lease. Other renter was able to find friends to cover the rent until May.
Now, about two weeks before May-June rent is due, I get a message from one of the renters that we are short $950. Apparently the renters that covered the one who left were only doing so for up to April-May rent.
I don’t think anyone is even in the house anymore, so we are all paying rent for the last two months without occupying...
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>>17237910
Okay, first of all. Is everyone a signed lease holder, or is one person the leaser holder and the other people are listed as occupants? Significant difference here.
What a fucking idiot you are.
>>17237913
5 individuals are signed on one lease, responsible for rent.
