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How much of a deal breaker is being flat-chested?
>>17238948
Not as big of a deal breaker as you might think but more than you probably want it to be.
>>17238948
It is preferred.
It totally depends on the person in question. I'd settle for a really cute face.
>gf and I used to have relationship issue
>We were off an on for a while and she talked to other guys and even went on a date with one during that period
>The off and on part was sort of my fault since I didn't know what I wanted at the time and very depressed
>I decide fuck it and just stay with her since we're young and dumb and still love each other
>Start taking meds for my depression which helped me more than...
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>>17238919
get back on your meds
>>17238932
I totally agree with that. I feel like I'm fucking losing it. But at the same time I really believe my Gf was cheating on me. I have no idea why she would've tolde what she told me today. I knew she had a crush on this guy and she's done shady shit in the past.
Bumpity
I used to be obese, but lost 95 lbs and now look pretty fit... when I'm fully dressed. Unfortunately, underneath it's a bit of a train wreck. I don't want to mislead anyone. Should I casually warn people that I used to be fat before they see me naked?
>>17238903
Aww do you have that sort of weird looking extra skin? Yeah I would give a word of warning. I doubt it's horrific enough to make someone not want to sleep with you.
>>17238903
First off, good job, you look great!
Secondly- it doesn't exactly matter all that much unless it's truly horrific like >>17238909 said.
>>17238903
Good job anon. Yeah maybe a mention would be good especially if it's something you bring up before hand rather then when you're right about to bang. You don't really owe anyone an explanation but being straightforward about things you're self conscious about can help avoid some negative situations.
Suppose your girlfriend has sex with you every day, or every other day, how often would you jerk off.
>>17238882
How ever many times I make my girlfriend jerk me off or suck my dick.
>Implying I have a gf
Ehh, I'll find one soon enough.
>>17238887
no one cares lol
I've been talking to a guy online for half a year now. We have a nine year gap between us with him being older. He was the first person I've ever been comfortable with doing dirty things(even if it was only online, cam and stuff). I quickly developed feelings for him because I'm a stupid virgin but he has made it clear that he has no romantic interest in me(claims that I'm too far away/he's not interested in online relationships).
He tends to ignore me for long periods of time and then randomly message me when he is horny/lonely looking to cam. I stopped giving him what he wants a few months ago and now our conversations are few and in-between. How do I get him to see me as an actual person and open up to me? Or should I just forget and try to move on? He always seems so sad and lonely and I just want to help.
>>17238849
>he has made it clear that he has no romantic interest in me(claims that I'm too far away/he's not interested in online relationships).
>ods of time and then randomly message me when he is horny/lonely looking to cam. I stopped giving him what he wants a few months ago and now our conversations are few and in-between.
>should I just forget and try to move on?
>>17238849
People can't change.
Find someone that won't use you are a sex toy.
If you have any form of self respect whatsoever.
>>17238849
>How do I get him to see me as an actual person
You can't.
>and open up to me?
You've seen him as open as you ever will.
>should I just forget and try to move on?
Yes.
>He always seems so sad and lonely
Thats because playing Lord Byron works.
>and I just want to help.
You can't.
got a pretty much guaranteed job at 15+ an hour salary job starting in the area i want to move to -
only issue I don't have a high school diploma due to shitty circumstances with family dying blah blah angst angst, so im asking does anyone know a website or person who makes fake high school diplomas or does anyone have experience doing this.
Another problem I have is a large work gap, does anyone have an recommendations to put down as work experiences?
i just want to get my life together and get out of this god forsaken hell.
>>17238739
>makes fake high school diplomas
NOOOOO!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!! it is far worse to be caught with a fake diploma than it is to have n!o diploma
>inb4 I won't get caught
I am pretty sure you don't want to risk it when there is a better way.
you can complete the diploma online, and at your own pace. it might take some time, but it can be done from home whenever your available, hat is what I did for my upgrading, and it...
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Why would you even want to create a fake diploma? No employer would ever ask to see it.
Op here
I can't wait and finish a course, this is a probably hired on the spot in like two days deal. Its a limited time offer.
Why am i already over my break up?
My ex-girlfriend and i had been dating for 2 years, everything was great and there was no clear reason why we broke up other than she didnt want a serious commitment yet (we're 19) .
I did cry for a day or so but now i dont feel any sadness, sure it kinda feels empty not talking to her as much but i dont feel bad. We're still friends i guess but im just taking time from her because i didnt want it to end like that.
Am i heartless for already getting over a 2 year relationship?
>>17238714
I don't think you are. It takes people a different amount of time to get over stuff.
You should be glad that you managed to get over it quickly, haha
>>17238723
Haha yeah,
Side note, she was my first girlfriend so i thought i would be super hurt by it. Thats why i even asked
>>17238714
For me it came in waves, up and down. I thought I was over my ex then boom one day I'll be reminiscing over shit. Didn't really get over her until I started banging someone new.
My period is a metabolic nightmare. My appetite explodes but I'm too nauseous to eat, all the while pooping 5-6 times in a day, followed by very bad diarrhoea. My stomach hurts pretty bad as well and I wonder if it's from the painkiller I take. What do? Should I see my GP for this or a dietician? Would hormonal birth control help in the long term?
Go see a fucking doctor.
>>17238675
A doctor would just give me more meds or tell me to get over it because mensies
You should consult your gyno before trying to make sense of it online. Keep close track of your symptoms and what you take for pain, as well as your schedule and present it to her. If you've never been on BC it might be the answer but there could also be something else going on. You don't have to live like that.
>Be with arty Asian girlfriend for 3 years
>We talk daily, she has confidence issues but I love her and support her.
>We get into adventures, do couple stuff.
>She gets a new haircut. I love it! I keep supporting her.
>She gets a new job as a model
>I keep supporting her and saying go for it
>She's now making $500 a photo shoot.
>People...
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What's happening is that she's no longer in a place which puts you in the more powerful position, and you don't like losing the power you had over her.
>>17238658
This.
Also you shouldn't do good things because you expect to be rewarded, because 9/10, you wont be.
She would have been like this from the start if she were always hot. It's not a new person.
>>17238658
I feel so impotent... Deep down I love her greatly. We are both scared of losing each other. Yet she doesn't want to make future plans. I guess it's a fear of commitment. I'm always planing, building and being constructive. I think it's just a rough patch and we'll talk it out.
I just broke up with my girlfriend, with whom I wanted to build my future with. It was my fault. How do I get over it ?
>>17238608
time. it takes time.
What did you do
>>17238631
She wanted to get close, I am a person who Has problem with showing emotion. I pushed her away once, and it created issues
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>Go to the store, it's nearly closing
>at the checkout the guy is taking my items so I turn around to put my basket away
>oh fuck didn't realize there was a girl standing behind me
>step on her foot
>she doesn't make a sound, smiles awkwardly
>i apologize and put my basket away
>i see her looking at her shoe
>apologize...
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>>17238606
Calm down, you most likely didn't do anything to her. Girls aren't THAT fragile, unless you're morbidly obese, she should be fine. These things happen, I'm sure she doesn't think anything of it.
>>17238606
>she was really cute too
If this isn't a troll this is the one reason you care, autistic one.
>>17238606
Don't worry she already forgot you even exist
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING ITCHY REEEEEEEEEE
I HAVNT SLEPT IN 48 HOURS SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME
I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE I WANT TO FUCKING CUT THEM OFF ITS SO FUCKING ITCHY
>>17238594
Take some Benadryl bruh maybe put some cocoa butter or aloe lotion to cool yo nuts.
>>17238594
get a bath
For now: hydrocortisone anti-itch cream. (But don't get it on your penis if you plan to jack off today.)
But have a doctor look. It could be psoriasis, eczema, or pubic lice.
>Changed my facebook profile pic about a month ago
>Just came across a much better photo of me
Will it look weird if I change my profile picture from one pic to another in the span of 1-2 months?
No.
>>17238587
I change my pic every 1-2 months. Girls do it more sometimes. No one really cares. Changing it maybe once a week is probably when it gets annoying.
no
no one cares
How do I not lose my boner when putting a condom on? Even if she blows me to get me hard and I immediately put it on, I deflate. By the time I try to put it in I'm at 20 - 40%
Or maybe I'm gay.
>>17238575
Get good at putting it on without having to stop everything.
Keep sucking on her breasts, eating her out, etc. It's not too difficult.
>Get the thinnest condom you an find
>Keep it in your hand a while so it's warm
>Put a drop of lube on the INSIDE
>Ask HER to put it on for you
>>17238575
get properly fitting condoms.
Please help. I just moved my cat into my new apartment and she's so used to living at my parent's. I don't know if she's homesick or what but she's just silently hiding in the bathroom and refuses to come out or do anything. She won't eat or drink or play with her toys. And the sounds of doors opening and closing nearby seems to scare her. What do i do?
>pic related
>>17238535
get a dog.
>>17238535
This is normal behavior. She is very scared and anxious about being in a new place. It can take up to a couple of weeks for cats to acclimate to new surroundings. That's an extreme case, though. Every time I've moved, it takes mine a few days at most.
Leave her alone. Put her food, water and litter box in a quiet place that doesn't receive much foot traffic. Let her explore when she feels comfortable. In the meanwhile, avoid her and do your own thing. Don't invite strangers over until she has become comfortable in her new home. she needs as few new elements as possible.
>>17238535
When I moved with my 3 cats they all hid away too, give it time kitty will get used to it. Give her a kitty snack or something.
