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As someone who is seeking a career in Federal level law enforcement or intelligence and is about to go to university, what degrees help someone to stand out of the pack.
I imagine the first one people jump to is Criminal Justice but I feel that would just make me another face in the crowd of applicants. Any suggestions?
>I imagine the first one people jump to is Criminal Justice but I feel that would just make me another face in the crowd of applicants.
And how exactly do you expect your undergrad to make you stand out? The FBI doesn't even have entry level law enforcement jobs.
nice pic OP
Bachelor's in Criminal Psychology (I think) is what my plan was when I wanted to do that.
But yeah, Criminal Justice, Psychology, that sort of jazz. If you want to set yourself apart make sure your record is spotless, and get good ass grades in school.
Good luck with that Anon
So, a few days ago, I got into an argument with my friend. I was mostly blowing off some steam cuz a few of my other friends were getting on my nerves(he's the guy I usually go to for advice)
He replied to one of my messages, and his reply kinda ticked me off a bit. Since I was already kinda in a bad mood, it bothered me way more than it should have. I snapped at him, and the argument got kinda heated.
Originally, I was gonna just not talk to him for a bit while I cooled down, then apologize...but he kept messaging me, and the last message kinda crossed a...
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>>17359301
assuming youre a girl (at least thats the vibe im getting from your post).
you came to your friend to let off steam so already they were doing you a favor, right?
what message did they send that you absolutely can not let him "get away with"?
right now you just sound ungrateful and yes, stubborn.
>There's no reason you can't do both.
You should apologize because you know you feel it's the right thing to do, but in your message you can let them know that you felt they crossed a line(especially if they knew you would think so) and how it made you feel. See if they get any more hostile and take it from there.
>>17359301
Notice how quick you are to dismiss your own "blowing off some steam" and "snapping at him" and how outraged you are at his responses.
Is it possible that he might judge each of your contributions to the argument the other way around?
You started the fight. If it escalated, it is all still your fault. You apologize.
>got paid minutes ago
>really want a beer (or ten)
>but they stop selling beer and wine at 11 here, and bars close at 3
>it's almost 4:15 now
>roommate has beers, and even ones I kinda like (PBR strong)
I have money in the bank and he's long since asleep. Is it wrong to jack his beers if I replace them in the morning? It's not like I don't have the money, stores around just literally won't...
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>>17359277
>Is it wrong to jack his beers if I replace them in the morning?
Yeah, kind of wrong. You shouldn't be touching his shit without his permission. Period.
But it also kind of depends on the kind of relationship you guys have.
If he's a chill guy and you guys have the kind of relationship where that's acceptable (and you leave him like a note or something explaining), sure..., but otherwise nah.
>really want a beer (or ten)
curb your alcoholism
>>17359277
Depends on what kind of agreement you have with your roommate. Generally speaking I don't care that much about packaged products unless you consume the last meal's worth of whatever (because I might have planned on eating that) and you replace whatever you took in a timely manner.
If he's off work and is going somewhere in the morning where he might take some beers, or he drinks in the morning, or some shit like that, then you should leave it alone. But if you leave a bunch left, let him know...
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Hey /adv/
So todays a shitty day for me... i feel like an idiot but it appears I've got some sort of malware from trying to download an unsafe torrent. I was depsperate and made a stupid mistake...
So im hoping for some advice because at this point im think i kight as well take my pc somewhere like geek squad.
Here's the gist; i cant start it up in safe mode... it just doesnt allow this to happen. I think my computer was made to access msconfig and disable safemode as an option somehow... forgive me if thats a silly consideration, im not super...
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what you get for being a thief
>>17359250
How technically competent are you?
If you can system restore that is an ok option but doesn't eliminate the risk of still being infected, If you do this i would disconnect from the internet before you boot to windows.. unplug your network cable or turn off wireless.
If you can boot to your cdrom donwload the kaspersky rescue cd, google it the instructions are easy to follow.
Safest option..
Do you have your windows dvd? or are you able to create a windows usb?
copy off your files and then reinstall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiDEZtYCeRM
/adv/ seems to be where some socially awkward people congregate, well I guess 4chan in general. Does anyone here watch this channel?
I'm so enchnated by her. She's so cute and sadly, relatable. I mean, I thought attractive girls had it easy, but that's really just some of them I guess?
>>17359219
*enchanted
This channel has like 2000 subscribers, most likely no one here knows that it exists, please think a bit more before you post a thread next time
>>17359233
I don't want to think right now.
So I had a few dicks up my ass a few times. Maybe four. It didn't feel all that great, but it didn't hurt either. Everything was gently eased in and I kept it very relaxed and well lubed. Now my external sphincter feels looser and easier to penetrate. Nothing leaks, shit still works fantastically, it's just kind of slutty to have an ass like that. I want it to go back to the way it was, a fucking brick wall.
How fix?
>>17359217
Stop stuffing your ass for a while, then it may return back to normal.
You fucking degenerate.
>>17359230
I haven't stuffed that fucker in in a month, bro.
It's easy to see where it leads. The first time gives you a hint of maybe being able to feel something up there, but then it doesn't, and you have to go bigger to get the same feeling because the pleasure is actually from stretching the muscle and keeping something in there long enough to repeatedly hit the prostate. It's like jerking off, you get used to it, but you get used to it way faster because the ass is not as resilient as the dick....
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go to a doctor and tell him about your problem in extreme detail
So i was on the 'write a letter to someone who won't read it' thread the other day, and just discovered a reply to my letter, and wanted to confirm the identity. Becausw it could just be another offended R, right?
But if you're an RS who likes Bing Crosby, is in love with my former best friend, and loves making me feel like shit, please hit me up. I know it's a stretch, but I'd like to apologize for the way I acted. Just talk to me, shithead.
I'll bump this forever
>>17359198
Seriously? What are the odds dipshit. Think rationally
>>17359198
been looking at this picture for five minutes and I can't see how it is supposed to be a maze.
I got a lump on my dick. It's not pimply and it's under the foreskin which makes me think it might be cancer considering how big it is.
I also read that that it can be a lymph swelling and that I should wait it out. How long should I wait it out to see?
I'm bit frazzled right now. Feel free to laugh at my panic, but some insight might be appreciated.
>>17359195
how long have you been having it? has it changed at all? is it painful? if you press on it? are you sexually active?
>>17359207
Not sure.
Just realized it today while peeing. It's not painful at all.
I haven't had sex for nearly 5 years.
>>17359246
personally i would watch it closely for a week and if its still there unimproved see a doctor. if youre really worried or it grows bigger/painful in any way see a doctor immediately.
dont take it too easy, this is about your dick.
I'm at a crossroads guys. To start off, I'm 21. I've took a couple classes in community college, but other than that have no formal education(Except my HS diploma obvi)
So, I'm stuck between two plans:
>A
Go to school, apply for a 4-year, or just continue to get my AS at community then transfer. Then get a Bachelors in ____(I'm unsure of what my major should be yet) then possibly enlist in the military(Most likely Army). After, I want continue to work in the medical field but I;m unsure of WHAT in the medical...
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>>17359186
How does a dude aiming so high only manage to have a few CC classes under his belt at 21?
I say option B but go for 68w as your MOS.
>>17359188
Honestly? I don't have an excuse. I'm a lazy fuck and I love sitting home and not doing shit but working a dead end job or no job so I can play vidya all day.
But now I see all of my classmates and people my age, traveling the world and finishing their degrees, and I'm just a fucking loser. It's strange, because I was never like this in high school. I was so fucking motivated. I got ready to enlist after I graduated, but got cold feet and didn't.
>>17359189
Yeah,...
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I've fucked up.
House sitting for my younger brother and I've accidentally left his Gecko cage open over night.
1 is still just sat in the cage, other is missing, its about a 3ft drop from the cage to the floor and his room is fucking messy and dark as shit.
Anyone got any tips on how to catch the bastard?? I've put a plant in the middle of the room.
Should i let the other one out and see where it goes?
Fuck I hate animals.
Search the floor. It'll be somewhere dark until night comes and it starts moving again. It's most likely under some clothes or somewhere along the wall. They hide in the day in small places they find cozy.
>>17359177
If I turn all the lights off and only leave its tank light on, will that trick it into walking around?
>>17359187
no. do you become sleepy at 10am if you turn the lights off?
hi so the dentist found 4 cavities today when i went in for a check up
will eating some candy and drinking some soda right now be a bad idea?
>>17359165
candy and soda are *always* a bad idea anon.
but since you obviously dont care about your health (dental and otherwise) its fine. this isnt an accusation, just a statement.
Won't do noticeable more damage
>>17359165
U deserve 10 cavities
How the fuck do you take a walk?
Sound stupid but I never can, hot as hell where I live during the day and I'm in one of those not quite suburb, not quite rural places where everyone lives in trailers and shitty businesses are everywhere so anxious about going out at night. Plus no friends to walk with so no group safety shit, how the hell do I just take a walk here?
>>17359142
Pokemon Go is actually a good reason to go outside as long as you aren't 30.
>>17359142
You obviously could
You just don't because you are lazy
>>17359142
Drive to the nearest air-conditioned mall. Walk it end to end, in and out the side corridors. If it takes less than an hour, do it again.
You'll spot a lot of senior citizens doing the same.Some malls even have quarter-mile posts to help guage your distance.
My newish girlfriend has a thing for liking to keep the cum inside her vagina after sex for as long as she can and going about her day. She says the smell and feeling keep her horny all day and makes having sex the next time better. This to me, isn't really so bad since I don't hate the smell and like the increased attention.
This has been going on for about 1 and a half months now. What I want to know is how safe is it for her to keep doing this? I can't imagine keeping old semen inside your vagina is good for a PH level.
I feel awkward as fuck asking...
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eh, not a rare kink. the vagina tends to clean itself out, so as long as she isn't disrupting that process it should be fine. my guess is her body does the work preventing illness
>guys, is using a vagina for what is literally its intended purpose dangerous?
That's my fetish, actually. The only long-term girlfriend I had was grossed out by semen and couldn't wait to get cleaned up. It took me forever to get her to stop making grossed out noises after I finished. Shit sucked, man.
Just enjoy
My younger sister (She's 15) told me how she was in love with this guy (He's 38-ish) she met over the Internet and she sent nudes to the guy and now he's going to prison for having cp. She is super sad, and feels like it's all her fault, which in my opinion it is, but she's suicidal and I'm kind of worried that she might off herself because of what happened to that guy. Is there any kind of way to make her feel adequate about what is going on? Or is it just a lost cause?
The guy should have known better. Your sister is a dumb cunt. Fuckitall.
with an age gap like that, she was more than likely manipulated into it, huh? yes, she chose to send him nudes, but the fact is you can't entirely blame her for it. just keep an eye on her and try to assure her that she isn't evil or rotten for what happened
>>17359089
Do you mind lying to your sister in order to comfort her?
I'm 20 M. I'll be starting college this fall. I've been having trouble meeting women these past few years just working. People tell me that will change when school starts. Is this true? Please share stories, experiences, tips, and opinions of dating in the post secondary realm.
Success and physically looking good rakes in chicks. #success
Freshmen girls are crazy. Be good at what you do, and the rest will come naturally. You being 20 might be #older but focus on you and they'll chase.
>>17359092
*work out, be good at what you do, and be confidant. #practice
>>17359070
Everyone - absolutely everyone - in your freshman class will be on their own, away from home, and looking to make friends.
Talk to everyone. The person next to you on a line, a neighbor, the people in every class. They are as eager as you to meet new people.
And the school will have a lot of events in the first months - socials, orientation, tours, parties - for new students.
