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How do I convince a lady to try out my big dick?
I'm a legit nine incher, proportionally thick. She claims size doesn't matter. It's not everything, but I've changed plenty of women's minds with my huge cock. Some of them had "big" seven inchers that didn't know what they were doing and jackhammered their poorly lubricated pussies. They thought sex with big dicks was uncomfortable, but that's not the case with me.
My plan is to explain to her that I'll orally pleasure her until she's wet and her pussy has stretched--it happens when they're properly aroused, i.e. when a man with a big dick eats them out properly--enough to take me. I'll make it clear I'll take my time easing my dick into her, which typically gives women at least two or three small orgasms alone, then go slow until she's ready for a pounding.
What else should I say to convince her to try out my dick? My roommate is leaving for a vacation next week, so she won't have to worry about him finding out.
Any other tips?
>>17358119
fuk u normie
>>17358124
Don't be jealous. Haha.
Anyone? Tips?
>>17358119
Try to slide some fingers inside of her to open her up more.
I'm trying to figure out easy, petty, non-taxing tasks to make money without having a job.
So far the only amount of money I've been able to secure on a weekly basis for every single week, is 50 dollars from 2x plasma donation visits.
That leaves me with a bunch of time to try and make some more money. Ideally, I'd like to be pulling in at least 200 a week without a job.
Help me find a way to do this, please.
>>17353162
Kek, I don't know what world you live in but it sure as fuck isn't the real world. Making money without working is an oxymoron. The only people who are successful in doing this are lottery winners and those who inherit their fortune. Other than that, there is no way to earn a sustainable living without getting a fucking job, you bum.
>>17353162
Have things you don't want anymore? Sell them on eBay. It won't bring in $200 a week unless you get really good at it, but it's a start.
>>17353469
I'd run out of stuff, and eventually need money again. That's a bad plan to start with.
>fuck a girl
>be into it
>cum
>be digusted as fuck
>"what the fuck am I doing"
why???? I know every guy has this, but what the fuck is going on with my brain after cumming?
>>17361026
Rationality.
>>17361026
every guy does not have this. I've literally never thought that and I'm in my thirties.
how would you feel if you fucked a guy?
No answers on /b/, I'm not surprised, but I'm looking for serious legal answers. Am I dreaming or is this totally true? There's a 16 year old that wants me and I'm 22, in Florida. Does this law mean we can act? I really want to be with her.
http://www.ageofconsent.com/florida.htm
>>17360982
If that is what the law says, then you are good to go.
>>17360987
Her mom doesn't care. And mostly everyone thinks she's 19.
Hi /adv/
I started working as a server in a restaurant a a week and a half ago. Today, they fired me. Will I get paid for the hours I put in?
Should they pay you? I mean, if they fired u in a week, you probably suck and didn't do shit. Why should they pay you?
>>17360963
Yes. They will mail you your check.
I worked as a manager at a store for approximately 13 hours before quitting because the store was a clusterfuck. Mailed me my check the next pay period.
If they fired you, they'll still have to pay you. If they don't, sue the shit out of them, because that's highly illegal. Good luck, anon.
Ok. Short and sweet. About a week ago i was at a party with a bunch of people I knew and alot of people did not. Im 20 years old and I will be honest. I wanted to have sex. it was a perfect opportunity. I would say I become really flirty when drinking at that night was no different. I thought it would be better to approach people i didn't know just to save myself being embarrassed. To cut the situation down. I ended up having sex with a 15 year old. Her friends where slightly old but none of them should have been at this party. I found out the next day and honestly when...
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>>17360759
If you sincerely thought she was of age then it's not like you're a pedophile just for sleeping with a 15 year old. However it's still really illegal so you better do your best to tread lightly otherwise you'll be in deep shit.
Move on with your life lol
You were drunk. Also being attracted to 15yo girls is completely normal in your age - they have a perfect skin and they start to look like adult women.
Just never do it again because it's illegal.
>>17360759
You got lucky man. Just stay away from her.
Ive seen plenty of 15 year olds that look 20+ thanks to the hormones in food. Dont feel bad, apparently she had all of the biological markers that made her look sexually appealing to you.
still alive. wat do?
>>17360688
Let it die
Take to nearest vet.
leave it the fuck alone, it's fine.
/adv/, my boyfriend is whip-smart, handsome, and honest. He has always been kind and gentle to me.
The problem is that he's kind of childish and doesn't handle adversity/being frustrated very well. For example, one time he couldn't get his computer to work. He had to spend a long time tinkering with it, and as that process went on, he got more and more upset and ended up raising his voice. He almost seemed on the verge of tears. The more he escalated over a minor problem, the more my heart felt like a cold stone.
Or another time, he ordered food...
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Yes. Why on earth would you want to live with a petulant emotional powder keg? My step-mom is like this. Going out in public with her is almost painful when she starts verbally abusing people over stupid shit. It's a wonder my dad is still with her.
>>17360677
When you explained the above to him, did you also explain that if he can't display some maturity in the face of minor frustration, that you're going to drop his childish ass? Because that's a threat he needs to hear and you need to mean.
>>17360690
I would just feel bad about it because he's such a sweetheart, and he would have long-term potential in spades if he didn't do this stuff.
>look for entry level jobs
>they all require college degrees or experience in said job
I'm eternally stuck at fast food places aren't I? I'm 24 with only a GED and no money to go to college. Do I just kill myself at this point?
>>17360630
fake it.
volunteer someone. then put it in your resume as office experience.
i helped a guy move furniture in his home office twice. that became 'internship' at 'nativ' for 3 months.
literally no one has ever checked my references, and now i manage a small business.
Military time
u can always just lie on ur resume like everyone else or you can riot and snap and decide to kill everyone else around you before ending your own life. Your choice. Your rights. Don't let the gubberment take that away from u. def dont join the military.
Why should I stop smoking weed everyday, and if so how do I?
>>17360624
No one can answer your why. Don't mate.
>>17360624
I mean, it's about to be completely legal and will be looked at no differently than alcohol in the next 10 years.
So, you might as well just ride it out until there's an herb shop next to every gas station.
ive been asking myself the same thing over the past few months, i always smoke at nights after work so i wake up kinda foggy, a bit forgetful too so thats the negatives...
other than that its pretty unharmful
so smoke away OP, just dont do it every single hour, you will burnout eventually
Hey guys.
My partner and I are ex-Simple Pickup staff, and we specialize in helping guys with advice through text - especially regarding Tinder and Texting.
Ask us anything.
Post your tinder conversations and we will tell you what to do next, or if you fucked up - we'll tell you exactly how, why, and what to do next time.
The pic attached is one of the breakdowns we do and send to our member, btw.
>>17360537
The simple minded people you will attract to this thread seeking your advice upsets me. Is their any mystery left in the world.
>>17360561
Actually, you'd be surprised. Most normal, regular dudes are not great at using Tinder. Most conversations are boring, and don't lead anywhere.
If you have any Tinder conversations, post them up and I'll critique it.
Ok so I have gotten some dates off Tinder but try usually stop replying before I can ask them out. Tips?
Is law really that bad to go into? I'm currently in political science but if law isn't good right now then political science looks bleak. Worse comes to worst, I get my masters in it and do something right?
>>17360534
define 'bad' ?
>>17360539
As far as job prospects. I hear that over half of lawyers hate their job and are in so much debt that they can't escape the career
>>17360595
then id imagine yes. ask some lawyers though, not /b/.
look for discussion boards for people who are lawyers. they do exist, you'll just have to make an account
I want to ask my dentist Susan out on a date. How do I do this? I see her every 8 months, and she is the closest I have ever been to a female (physically). I have very little social skills, so I barely talk to her and when I try, the words that do come out are slurred and hard to understand because her fingers and tools are in my mouth.
note: kissless baajin desu
Is she a good dentist? If so, don't do it man. You know as well as I do that you won't be able to go back if she says no.
I just can't wait for the inevitable autism.
Listen to what I'm going to tell you to do. Word for word.
>Walk into the dentist's office
>Lean on the receptionist's desk and yawn loudly
>They'll say something like "Can I hekp you sir?"
>"Yeah, I need to speak to Dr. Susan. It's an oral emergency"
>With luck, Susan will be summoned
>Pretend to look at your nails, cleaning then with your...
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What is more important early on in a child's life, physical or cognitive training?
They're both important. Just do your best for the kid.
Fuck that man, just give the baby/toddler shit to do. Evolution perfected this provess millennia ago.
>>17360502
The realization that the world he lives in cannot be expressed merely in the form of dualities.
How do you deal with getting bored during sex? I like the kisses and cuddles and intimacy and everything building up to it and follows after, and I always try to psych myself up to being into it, but I get bored after the first 30 seconds and after that start counting ceiling planks and wishing there was a way to fast forward over it.
The best I can usually do is be on top until my interest runs out (pretty much immediately) change while making sure he doesn't see my face in the position I'm in and just try to play along until he's done.
I've never been good with boring tasks where I can't space out and start thinking about my own stuff, so it's really frustrating.
You might not be getting the kind of sex you enjoy, eg you are more into BDSM than vanilla sex. Your lover could also just be lousy. And if you're a woman part of it could be that penetration just physically isn't great for you, that's an individual case sadly. If so, ask him to go down on you beforehand, it can feel better after you already came.
If you are a man, check to make sure you don't deathgrip.
>>17360587
I really dislike receiving oral, it's both really awkward, unpleasant for my partner and does nothing to make the process pass by faster. Giving oral is better for the reverse reasons, unless he still wants another round after ejaculating and it'll only take longer. It's a bit of double-or-nothing.
I've tried clitoris, g-spot and u-spot stuff too, but it's boring and pointless too.
How do you know if you're into bdsm? How do you start?
