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What's a good alteration of "can't stump the trump" but for erdogan?
>>17362236
can't ban erdogan
Erdogan Can.
What's a good way to cover up/hide cuts on your arms?
It appears I've gotten back into that habit for the first time in ten years. And, judging by what's going on lately, this might finally be it.
But in all honesty, I don't want people questioning or barking at me over this. All while I'm getting my will and letters to loved ones in order.
A: Wear long sleeved shirts and hoodies
That being said, your will and letters will do nothing to comfort your loved ones. You should give those who care about a chance to care for you, tell them what you're struggling with, don't become an endless nightmare and sorrow for them.
Oh quit being a depressed little shit. Find something you live doing and dedicate your time to that.
And also, stop cutting yourself and you won't need to hide anything.
>>17362644
Way to be a condescending fuckwit. OP needs legitimate help, not just someone saying they need to "cheer up" or "get over it". If that actually worked, there wouldn't be any suicides, but clearly there are.
OP, go get help. From your family, therapists, friends anyone ot anything. Coming out the other side is like being cured of a terminal disease - you feel amazing and life actually seems decent for once.
Just about to crash a party. How do I get away with it as smoothly as possible?
Bring weed. Nobody will care where you came from
>>17362199
i'm bringing goon and acid, don't have any weed on me. Should I just be able to fly under the radar?
heading off now. wish me luck /adv/.
So /adv/,
What am I meant to do now?
>Close with a girl
>Kissing and hugging
>She has nervous breakdown
>Moves away to get her head straight
>Phone everyday
>She stops replying
>Find out she's got worse
>Moved to a mental hospital
Mutual friend has been to see her. Says she is paranoid, feels...
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>>17362140
Dude move on asap. Don't stick dick in crazy.
>>17362151
Agreed. Fucking Crazy is never A good idea. My girl was a chronic lier. Bitch had another guy on the side.
stay her friend but dont pursue a relationship. she obviously isnt ready.
So I'm trying to make a video edit of one of obama's speeches with the devil star in front of him and the devils voice after the 0:50 second
And I feel kinda weird downloading all these satanist symbols, of course im going to delete them later but it jsut feels fucking weird
Sorry, you're going to hell, there's nothing you can do
>>17362132
dude i'm making a satire video
>>17362159
woosh
Well, I completely fucked my relationship up.
I've always been interested in having a threesome. I didn't tell my boyfriend (of 3 years) about it until just a couple months ago because I wasn't sure what his reaction would be. He's not beta, but he's not super secure about relationships. Anyway, It felt so good to get it off my chest that I started dropping hints here and there that I wanted to try it, and I even got up the nerve to just ask him one day. He didn't like the idea, said he wasn't comfortable with it. I didn't let it go.
Little by little I got him to be more open to the idea until we finally decided to have one -- I was finally able to get him on board by telling him that we could get a woman for him for our first (and potentially last if he didn't like it) threesome. So we had our threesome. It didn't really hit me until the last half of it, but it felt horribly, horribly wrong. At one point, I just sat back and watched a bit, and I had this awful sinking feeling, almost like I was sick.
I watched her stroke and blow him until he came and she swallowed.. And now I can't fucking look at him or us the same way. And I know, I am terribly fucking stupid. I have no idea why I pushed him to do something he didn't want to, and I have no idea why I ever thought it would be hot. I feel fucking awful and I know this is all my fault. But what do I do? It would be so unfair for me to leave him for something that I did intentionally that ended up ruining our relationship, but I just remember it and feel sick every time I look into his eyes.
He didn't like it. I didn't like it. But I made him do it. He said he's still fine being with me and that he can see past it, but it's been more than a month and I don't think I can. This is eating away at me. What do I do? Couples counseling?
Also, let this be a message to anyone who is interested in threesomes: DO NOT FUCKING DO IT.
I've spent a handful of years fantasizing about sex with 2 men at once or having a woman help me take care of my man.. It was seriously the most stupid decision I've ever made in my life, and easily my biggest regret so far. This has seriously completely destroyed my relationship for me, and I never should have been selfish enough to push someone I loved to do something they didn't want to for a stupid, unrealistic and childish fantasy. It was NOT worth it.
You did mess up very badly. You need to have very open communication and profusely apologize with him to start. Don't jump immediately to therapy but keep it as an option, first thing needs to be to talk with him about it, a lot, ask him if there's anything that can be done to repair the relationship. Ask him if he's still interested in pursuing a relationship with you. You as a person are also very broken, bad ideas turn into bad mistakes, repent. Seek restoration for yourself as well.
>>17362139
>You need to have very open communication and profusely apologize with him to start.
I have. And he forgave me for it. I can't even believe that he's been so forgiving and nice about this. And the worst part is that I'm not even sure I would feel that bad FOR HIM if I had enjoyed it as much as I thought I would. It's like I was completely blinded by being a selfish cunt.
>Ask him if he's still interested in pursuing a relationship...
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>got a gf 3 weeks ago
>she said she never told her friends anything about me out of "fear to be judged"
>fear to be judged
What should I understand from this?
Is she ashamed of me or what?
If she really is why would she even accept to be my gf in the first place?
Please enlighten me anons
everyone hates niggers
you already know this
>>17362105
i'm not a nigger famalam
she's embarrassed for you
In Vegas for the weekend. Gambling is dumb. wat do?
Go party and fuck women?
>>17362069
strippers
>>17362069
Go to the shows, they're quite nice.
Also Vegas has a shooting range, some museums, and even an area where you can play with construction machinery. No joke.
Also check out grand canyon if you haven't. They can fly you from Vegas.
How is living alone? I fucking hated living with 2 roommates so I'm finally starting to live alone in a month. Honestly I like being alone.
Can anyone share experiences?
>>17362068
Well there's pro and cons.
Heres one of each lol.
I've lived alone for two years before i met my bf and well i liked it but i prefer someone to share, cleaning cooking and everything with. It can get pretty silence when you are all by yourself
Pro: you can walk around naked,
Cons: you're alone unless you make sure to write your friends and meet up
Depends on the kind of person you are. I was fine living alone because I was disciplined with keeping up with chores, and didn't mind the solitude.
Some people struggle with the loneliness or let things pile up and it all goes to shit.
I lived alone in dorms in college for a summer. Got real paranoid about being in the dark, occasionally really lonely because the campus was mostly deserted and I'm not very social. Otherwise it was great, tons of space, no surprise parties, music/videos aren't gonna wake anyone up/bother people in their bedrooms.
It was nice, but the loneliness fed into depression. Currently have one roommate and it's a really good friend. Mostly pretty great.
He is 23, virgin, lonely, decided to get on grindr because he wanted to try giving a blowjob.
Met someone, blew him for a bit, stopped after a while b/c not for him.
How that he had that experience, he realized he know nothing about STD/STI from oral.
I dont either, can you help him out. He said they guy looked clean.
>>17362019
Tell your friend to get tested.
Degenerate.
>A friend
Right...
>>17362033
When should he get tested?
When I try to go to sleep at a reasonable time I end up laying in bed for two hours instead of falling asleep. I usually end up going to bed at 4 AM or something. It's been a really long time since I've actually felt tired. Anyway, all this shit is probably bad for my health and mental state, so advice is appreciated.
Exercise
>>17361997
If you find out how come back and let me know
Insomnia or some other sleep disorder.
Change your sleep patterns. I used to go through the same thing.
It was bad enough in highschool where I'd skip the entire morning and only go to afternoon classes. After highschool I got lucky for a few years with a job doing graveyard shifts which was great. Then after that in university it fucked me. I'd weigh my options and either skip morning classes or stay up all night and sleep in the early evening.
Now with a proper 9-5ish job I've adapted a polyphasic sleep. Nap 7-10/11 and sleep 3/4-7, It's not the...
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I'm talking to a few girls at the moment and as the coup in turkey was happening i asked them all about options ect, well it turns out that 3/5 of them responded with "why should i care/why does it matter" and one even blocked me shortly when i asked her why on a different platform she said "Because i dont care"
WTF. I swear these ppl wouldn't blink an eye if they saw 9/11 happen right in front of them.
Is this normal? the other two girls had a short yet uninteresting convo about it but seriously, why are ppl so out of touch with...
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Did you happen to ask them on Tinder? Because why the fuck would you use that as a conversation topic on fucking Tinder?
Nah man ive been talking to each of them at least a few weeks some even months. And yeh im well aware that that isnt a topic for tinder
There's a lot of short sighted people who don't care. You could've just landed with a bad batch though,
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Alright, I need some advice, I'll keep this short -
>Im a funny guy
>Every time I meet new people, they like me easily because I make nearly everyone laugh with 0 effort
>This leads to me being the 'funny guy' in most groups
>If Im not funny though, people tend to ignore me
>Don't feel like people respect me
>Feel like I'm the clown people use for entertainment...
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If you want to be respected, you've got to be the sort of person people respect. Regardless, ditching all your friends completely sounds like a stupid move to me
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>>17361988
That's just it though, people DO respect me until I start making them laugh. It's like the moment they realize I'm funny, my professional opinion on things isn't worth anything.
Whether I'm tutoring chemistry, offering food advice or helping someone fix their car, if they think I'm funny they'll look to someone else for advice. When I DON'T talk to people, I'm all of a sudden the wise quiet man people go to for information.
>>17361990
I've been in your situation. I separated myself from friends to the point that I haven't had any contact with anyone outside of my immediate family and the 4 to 6 people I only see at work. I always felt people didn't take me seriously. Same boat as you. There are pros and cons to every choice but always remember there are infinitely always two choices in this duality. Blue vs red, with us or against us, lonely/alone, them or us, positive/negative.
Oh here's the only piece of advice: appreciate...
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Got a new room mate this semester, former heroin addict that I've been friends with for a while.
Long story short, he's started using again, seems like it's every few days.
What do /adv/
>>17361982
This is a case where protecting yourself outranks any friendship or loyalty.
Warn him that if he doesn't quit, you're going to lock him out. And do it.
Don't enable or anger him, and don't join him.
BUT... you do not have the right to lock somebody out of their own room.
You cut addicts out of your life as best you can, and let them back in when they're clean.
Hopefully they don't end up stealing from you
I'm 21, still virgin, and my dick is 12-13cm. Always thought that I should find a girl that would be satisfied with it, a.k.a. thin girl.
So about a month ago I found a gf. She's 162cm and weighs ~43kg. Skinny. Just how I like it.
Now do my thoughts have any logic that skinnier girl will find a small dick more attractive than bigger girls? Or she'll be just as disappointed?
You wish.
girls vagina size has nothing to do with their hegiht, just like a dick size has nothing to do with boys height
my friend has a 21cm dick (yes we measured it, we played football together and all kind of weird shit goes on in the changing room) and the only girl that he is comfortable having sex with - meaning she can handle him - is a 160cm chick that was a virgin before she met him
Penis size matters, but not that much - as long as you don't have a microdick. If she genuinely likes you then sex should be no problem at all, your insecurity is over a nonissue.
