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Is a 6.44 inch penis considered "big"? Like big enough to sastify a woman I mean. Opinions, anyone?
>>17363151
No. 7.5 inches is the average acceptable length.
>>17363160
Nah it's 8 inches or don't even try.
>>17363182
Are you kidding me? Only horses satisfy women
4chan ruined me, made me self hating person, gave me ton of new insecurities, made me hate women and made me hate people and races I've never met, it made me very depressed person.
I've been browsing 4chan for the 5th year now, I want to quit it, every time I try to, I end up having nothing else to do, or to be more clear, nothing seems as fun as 4chan is, but at this point I don't know why I keep coming back, I'm not even having fun anymore, I can't even remember the last time I had a genuine laugh, 4chan separated me from reality and everyone...
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It's your fault you retarded fag. I've been browsing this site since I was 13. I'm 20 now. My life is pretty fucking good - I moved out of my shit country, found a good job and have a gf.
You ruined yourself by thinking that you're a weirdo. You can play vidya 10 hours a day, watch anime and jerk off to CP and still be a decent person. People often ruin themselves by thinking "wow, I like browsing 4chink, I'm such a loser"
Jesus fucking christ I was a fatty when I was 13. The only reason I started working out was some guy posting...
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>>17363147
it's not 4chan's fault, you dumb nigger. But I see where you're coming from, anon. Gonna need some more info for an advice though. What do you do in life
>>17363213
>b urself xd
>>17363219
Yeah i know it's not 4chans fault , it's my fault for letting this shit get to me, I'm a Data science student, 5'8 , 20 years old, average looking, I don't like anime and barely play video games ( 2 hours weekly or so )
What do I do?
It's been kind of stressing me because I am the last male in my family to continue the name and I am white, currently with a south korean girl. She's really sweet and cute also she's our kind of cancer which makes her interesting and unique in my eyes. But anyway to get to the point, what do you guys think about race mixing when you are the only one in the family that can continue, I have the option to literally switch the race of my family to asian, I could leave her to keep my family white but... I love her to death and I can't ever see...
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>>17363124
Race mixing is never good, no matter what the circumstances are.
Op, don't listen to others. I can almost guarantee you aren't %100 pure blooded.
I say do what your heart wants. If you love her, then stay. Will it really matter in 50 years if you mix races?
>>17363124
is race the actual problem here, anon?
Every time I'm trying to watch porn I have to think of the girl I'm in love with. I can't even get hard from watching naked women. What should I do?
>pic not related
Photoshops, and x-rays buddy. It's kind of normal with deep emotional affection
>>17363158
>Photoshops
>x-rays
>normal
If you think garbage like that is normal then you need counseling.
>>17363121
What's wrong with jerking off to her then? As in, using your imagination instead of letting another guy use his and do a half-assed shoop of her.
>>17363121
Kill yourself faggot.
How do i get a bf?
>>17363107
put yourself in regular social situations that you enjoy. by regular i mean the frequency, not whats considered 'normal' in terms of activity. it can be anime meetup marathon parties if ur itno that. it can be rock climbing, or bars, or dodgeball, or book clubs, or whatever you like. just do it regularly
look for a guy or two who catches your interest. flirt with them. if they absolutely do not come around, ask them out or kiss them. if they say no, move on to thenext guy.
Smile and talk and touch and kiss and suck and fuck and hold hands and make breakfast and go on a trip and sleep
>>17363116
Thank you this was really good.
>>17363117
Im sad so it's difficult to smile but i'll try
i am fat and lazy
i want to lose weight so i've been going on walks
it's helping, my stomach is getting flatter and i'm happy about it
but my legs are fat and they chafe and it hurts a lot after awhile, how do i make them thinner?
>>17363070
Just keep doing what you're doing. If you're really lazy then whenever youbcrave fast food good to a grocery store and just buy a sandwhich. You'll lose a lot if you regularly eat out.
>>17363070
the key to losing weighti s diet. walking burns so few calories its ridiuclous. here are some tips.
>count your calories.
this one is obvious. i know it sounds hard, but trust me its the best. weigh your food, and google 'calories in a XX' then check the weight and do the math. the food scale is the best thing cuz it showed me how much or hwo little i was actually eating.
it makes it hard to enjoy things like restaurants cuz you cant see their calorie information, but trust me, thats only goign to help by cutting down how much you eat out.
>go low carb
my friend always says 'carbs are the enemy'. carbs like fruit are fine, but its breads and such that we want to avoid. by removing them you instantly remove a LOT of calories, which helps with the above.
instead of say, a peanutbutter sandwich, instead eat a banan with peanutbutter.
use squash or greenbeans to replace noodles. use caluflower to replace mashed potatos. simply google search 'carb replacements' and a food you like for the next best option.
>replace one meal a day with veggies
people act like its a big deal, but its not. just replace one fucking meal a day with vegetables. you still get say, your normal breakfast and normal lunch, but by taking what might have been a 500 calorie breakfast and making it 100 calorie, you are letting yourself maintain your usual eating habits (minus carbs) elsewehre.
>replace one day a wee kwith veggies
take a day you know you dont have much going on, liek awednesdays, and simply eat nothing but vegetables. its one day a week. its not that big a deal. tough, but its good. if you caneat nothing but brocolli, carrots, steamed greanbeans, etc. for a day, your calorie consumption will be REALLY low.
that will offset the days of the week where you know you probably went over your limit.
>>17363070
>>17363088
>hershey syrup
getting a swweet craving? bananas help me the most, they are sweet but not too specific the way berries are. its kind of like cake in texture. adding 1 tablespoon of hershey syrup is way more htan enough to drench that banana, and it only has 50 calories on top of whatever the banana has.
Lost virginity while drunk to a stripper. I feel like fucking trash, how do I get over this shit? I feel like my life won't ever be the same.
>>17363056
Well...
You fucked up
The way you fucked for the first time defines all the other times (^:(sorry, rape victims)
>>17363063
I guess now I know. Now I won't ever let something stupid like this happen again. Makes me feel a bit better. But fuck my life.
Look a the posotive side and learn from your experience
>Age
>Professional occupation/ Area of studies
>Number of sexual partners
>Number of relationships
>Something random about you/ how are you feeling
22
Journalism
3
3
Lately, I´ve been getting this weird feeling when I´m around friends that I´m not actually there, and when that happens, I have to be alone for that feeling to pass
How is this advice? Fuck off you /b/ shitstain
>>17363048
>23
>I studied film and do it on an indie level, but my current job is managing a business for a Psychic
>too many sexual to count, very slutty faggot here
>nine relationships that i count so far, but my memory is swiss cheese due to recent brain damage
>since the brain damage i seem unable to write the way i could before and it scares the shit out of me,...
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>>17363048
>23
>Shit jobs, looking to get qualifications of a translator and a programmer.Also going to college and perhaps studying something nice in the future
>3
>1
>I feel like utter crap, thank you. My favorite color is purple and I'd probably hate your guts.
Femanons, I need some help. My menstrual cramps are always excruciating and at this time I'm having them. I'm going to the doctor to find out what's wrong (it's probably brucellosis or Lyme, yay) but until then what are your methods of alleviating the pain without stopping the flow? I find that taking painkillers like Aleve and Advil somehow makes me feel worse.
Using a heating pad can help alleviate it some.
>>17363043
Thanks... I usually use about a billion hot water bottles... but why not both?
>>17363037
I used to have excruciating cramps monthly that induced vomiting and other awful shit. I found out I have cysts in my uterus and the only thing I can do is take birth control to alleviate the symptoms. That's probably your issue if this is a consistent thing.
Hot showers, stretching, and weed if you can.
