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How can I cheat on my gf without getting caught?
I don't want to dump her, she basically worships me, sucks my dick on demand and makes meals but she's a dumb person. I don't want to break up with her until I find someone I really like.
>>17364183
Separate cell phone.
If she's dumb and somehow you can't figure this out on you're going to get caught you retard.
You are scum
So a life long friend and I started spending more time together.
I ended up falling in love, I told her and she didn't feel the same way so she quit talking to me for a few months.
Came back around like nothing happened. I ignored her.
Now it's been a few years and we've been talking for a few months now.
She's been dating this guy for awhile now, it's not going well from the outside point of veiw.
She asked me if I'd accept her kids. I told her yes.
She is still with this guy.
I feel like a backup plan even though she said...
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Don't settle just because you're "in love" there are a lot of women out there.
>>17364146
Nothing like taking my wife's son to the movies.
>>17364547
So should I just ignore it for now?
Before she asked me about accepting her kids, she found out that if she left this guy and got with someone other then me we'd never be a thing.
Be me...
30 years old, married for 1 year, in relationship for 10 years, 2 Children.
on 6.6.2016 a guy contacted me that he had an affair with my wife in the last 8 years (with breaks).
She told me that it's true and she is soooo sorry.
now i tested my children and got result that my youngest child is not mine.
What should i do ?
>>17364129
You don't stay with someone who lies to your goddamn face for 8 years.
>marriage
>children
>cheating bitches
you fucked up man. teach your kids and "your kids" not to fuck around with cheating whores
>>17364129
aww Fucking man , having to kill your youngest is gonna be tough but it will get better. Leave that bitch for sure tho.
hello /adv/
is it normal to have an empty feeling in your heart?
like even when doing normal things. such as my morning commute or visiting my parents or such?
I would also like to say that during these "empty" feelings I get comfort thinking about dying. should I seek help, or should I just suck it up?
>>17364078
seek help if it gets severe to the point where you contemplate suicide
dont go on ssris because they make you feel even shittier
I used to get that when I was younger. I thought the term 'broken heart' was just a cliche'd phrase until one time I woke up after realizing the person I loved didn't feel the same, and my chest felt empty and cold. I could actually feel the contrast in a hot shower. You'll be ok
It's depression. You should see a therapist
>gf breaking up with me, says I havent done anything
>It's the fourth time this has happened
Why can't I hold a relationship for over 3 months? Is it a curse? Can anyone explain how to keep a girl interested in you
Don't take her for granted and keep it interesting.
What kind of things did you do with them?
How would we know what you're doing wrong?
If you want to find out ask your exes. Contact them and tell them that you want to figure out what you're doing wrong and ask them to tell you why they left.
If you haven't done anything wrong then why is she? Did she just lose feelings? Maybe it's just you, if this has already happened with 4 different girls.
Ok there is a girl i like and the last time i saw her, i showed a little bit interest to her. Now a month later i saw her on facebook. I wanna add her as a friend but i dont wanna show off as a needy. Should i do it ? What do you think?
just do it.
Yes, you should.
You can message her first if her privacy settings allow it, my friend. ;)
Play it cool. Maybe she'll even add YOU.
i dont wanna live but i dont have the guts to kill myself
how can i overcome this? how do i push myself over the edge
exercise works best for me.
if anyone could answer this for me i'd be grateful, im trying to use it as a push
http://www.strawpoll.me/10675596/
>>17363940
You've got it backwards, OP. You have guts in spades. They have kept you alive despite your condition telling you nigh-obsessively that you want to die: a point on which you and your disease disagree. You want to live. You want it so badly that your condition cannot overcome it. And so you are alive today, no matter how desperate the situation seems.
Remember that. Your brain is running a rogue program, and it, not you, is telling you that you want to die. It lies. Your question shouldn't be how...
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Let's say I probably got a girl pregnant but I don't want to raise the little bastard?
How can she prove its mine? Can she compel me to take a paternity test? I'm planning on just denying we ever had sex.
No moralfag shit please, her body, her responsibility.
To give you the most informed advice, you should post more pictures of that GILF.
>>17363891
>Can she compel me to take a paternity test?
No, but a court can, and if you refuse, they can presume that you indeed are the father.
in America you can't win in these situations lol. should've kept it in your pants
How does one stop comparing ones life to others?
IF YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS AND YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF AFTERWARDS THEN MY ANSWER IS:
Idk man. I have this running joke with my family and friends where occasionally I'll sarcastically throw in the fact that I'm flawless or better than everyone. It's gotten to the point where I started believing that I'm actually superior.
I don't (negatively) compare myself to others because that's fucking stupid. There are millions of people who are stronger, smarter, nicer, more attractive than you and I. But what exactly does sitting there,...
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>>17363828
>But what exactly does sitting there, dwelling on how these people are better than I am change?Nothing.
exactly. it doesn't change anything. other than the fact that other people know there is someone better out there. you know it, everyone knows it. no point in trying if you know everyone else is going to see you as the 2nd, 3rd etc.
I hate women now
I'm done with this. I've been led on for years. I've been lied to. I've been told to "Deal with me still talking to my ex daily or leave, I don't care pussy, but don't you DARE even mention the names of your exes to me"
I've been told "Drive into a wall you fucking loser my life would be so much easier without you bothering me, and I'll go fuck my ex whose cock is way bigger than yours" when days before I was told "I know I can be a bitch but I love you so make sure you fight for...
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>wasting time with roasties
>>17363652
>I've had pictures of other guys dicks sent to me and told me to "Go cry about it you fucking baby, I'll be fucking that"
Who else here /diamonds/?
Anyways OP, is this just one girl? Just dump her and move on for fuck's sake, she's clearly a psycho. There are decent women out there, but you have to leave your current crazy gf.
>>17363673
I'm fairly certain he was telling stories about different girls.
My girlfriend's sexual history is bothering me to the point that it affects our relationship. Sometimes I think that I don't want to be with her because of it which is absurd because she's ideal in every other way. I don't talk to her about it but I'm thinking it often. Should I see a therapist to see if there's something wrong with me or is it just a normal thing that men have to deal with for the rest of their lives?
Also I'm not a virgin
>>17363651
What about her sexual history bothers you?
How did you learn about her sexual history?
Why did you pry if you knew it would bother you?
>>17363668
>What about her sexual history bothers you?
Anything, she tells me she sucked a dick and it makes me feel sick. She tells me she had sex in doggy style and it makes me feel sick. None of it is good news to me or even no news, it just hurts.
>How did you learn about her sexual history?
We talk about it sometimes but I never let on that I care
>Why did you pry if you knew it would bother you?
Because it's...
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>>17363687
request that she doesn't talk about it anymore with you and try and forget about it
the past is the past and you DO love the current version of herself. Think of the cringeworthy shit you did when you were a teenager, etc. Would you want to be judged based on that? let it go
Alright. So I've been with my girlfriend for 4.6 years. Pretty soon I will be proposing to her and sealing the deal. We live together and have an incredibly healthy relationship. Everything is as close to perfect as it can get except one thing that is a pretty big deal to me. I have an extreme love for anal sex. She on the other hand doesn't really like it much at all. She allows me to do it out of love, which i greatly appreciate. We have been doing butt stuff for wuite a while now, but it is mostly just on special occasions or as sort of reward for me. You can tell...
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I'm assuming you properly lube up right? You said you ease into also? How long do you wait? It takes my wife a good 5 minutes to relax enough for me to actually start thrusting.
>>17363596
The lube part is tricky. She is very picky about it and doesnt like most of the ones we have tried as they are "Too thick and dont clean out easily" she perfers lots of saliva, which i know isnt the best route to take. As far as waiting for her to relax, i guess now that i think about it that is a part where i brush over. She gives me the ok pretty quick after entering but there is clear discomfort. Maybe she is just eager to get it over with?
>>17363617
Like you said, she probably sees it as a chore. I would definitely try to convince her to allow you to use some lube as it would make a much more pleasant experience for the both of you and definitely don't brush over her getting completely comfortable/relaxed before you start. It would elimante a lot of the tearing and what not.
>neediness is unattractive
>the more needy you are the less likely you are to have a gf
>the more needy you are the MORE likely you are to want one
>the older you get the more desperate you get and your chances diminish further and further
Is this a prank? Am I really going to die a virgin?
>>17363434
> Is this a prank?
No.
> Am I really going to die a virgin?
Yes.
>>17363434
You have to finally accept that people in general just kind of suck and their minds don't work properly, you have to learn to simply fake everything around them. The old class system where certain people were acknowledged as just being better than others and getting more power and stuff is gone so now we have to mix among the average people.
Basically pretend to not be needy, fake confidence, read these books
How to win friends and influence people, the definitive book of body language, the psychology...
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>>17363434
>Is this a prank? Am I really going to die a virgin?
It is not a prank. This really is the vicious cycle that you've gotten yourself into.
You need not die a virgin, however. You just need to reprioritize some things. A girlfriend was never going to be able to make you happy, or help you get your life together, as you were likely hoping she would. You're approaching things backwards: you've got to get your life together first, THEN start looking for someone to...
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What do I need to rent a car in the US besides a license? I'm too dumb to understand all this insurance stuff.
money
>>17363420
You have to be atleast 25 and have car insurance
>>17364395
Are you saying I need a car to rent a car?
I have a fetish for dumb girls. Any help on finding dumb girls and dating them? I feel their reliance on you and general not knowing things is cute.
>>17363252
They are fucking everywhere.
It's finding one that *isn't* dumb that's the trick.
Imma go to bed. Hopefully this thread will be still alive and people will have posted in it. I really wanna date a dumb girl and need help finding one.
Bro, if you can't find any dumb girls to hook up with, you're obviously not very intelligent yourself.
