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I tried to pop my neck and I end up hurting I or something. Now I have to keep my head leaned to the left or else my Neck really hurts. What happened and how do I treat it?
>>17365740
take ibuprofen to manage pain. Don't fuck around with it anymore and is should go away in a day or 2.
The muscles surrounding your spine are not under conscious control, they're modulated by mechanoreceptors that adjust to your posture and the movement of the rest of your muscles / bones.
One of two things happened:
-You pinched a nerve in your neck (this happened to me when I was a teenager. Had to keep my head cocked to the side for a day or two)
-You damaged a muscle in your neck, causing it to lock up because it thinks it's protecting your spine from damage. It becomes inflamed and gets stuck in a signalling catch 22, but will ultimately resolve in 3 days to a week.
-You slipped a disc somehow
It's likely the former. This also is early indication that you have cervical spine issues and perhaps a scoliosis of your lower spine. Get that evaluated.
>>17365745
>>17365748
Thanks my dudes.
Should I major in finance/economics or computer science/software engineering? The only factor is money. Top-tier university.
>>17365723
latter option
>>17365723
data science or embedded systems. DS if you want something more laid back. ES if you want a life where yes. you earn a boat load of money. but your life will be a ritalin + rebull shots induced life.
take a pick. CS is a meme. and idk about finance/eco
If you just know CS you can work for $100-500k at tech companies ($300k plateau is realistic). I wouldn't bet on these $1m developer salaries anymore.
In finance you can pass $500k in your 30s just with lots of hard work and not so much entrepreneurial luck but the quality of life is lower.
Hi guys, i need some advice, I recently commissioned someone to help me out with some character designs and story writing for an idea i had in the works. But to be honest my heart isn't in it anymore. It was fun working together, but I want to focus on other things right now in my life. I already payed them for there services, so they're shouldn't be an issue there. But they might not like that I'm going my own way. Plus I asked them for help on another project before, which I also decided to stop with due to personal reasons. So I'm worried they are going to post harsh comments about me online. But maybe I deserve it since I can't really figure out what I want to do. How can I make things right?
Maybe someone has had a similar experiance they can talk about that can help me out, I think I'm just going to tell the truth later. If your heart is not in the project anymore, its best to move on to other things i guess.
>>17365719
> I already payed them for there services
It's alright my dude. You can ignore them but you should ideally not burn that bridge.
Say right now you're focused on other projects and that you'll be glad to work with them in the future.
>>17366096
Yeah I guess I don't want to hurt there feelings more than I have already. I'll jsut say I'm busy with other things right now.
Should I put my dogs to sleep? I'm 20 recently moved out due to complications at home and working full time + overtime. I really don't have time for my dogs anymore. I'm conflicted because they're couped up in my room all day. i really don't want to give them away seeing as they've been my buds since childhood.
>>17365701
>to sleep
You mean kill them because you're lazy
Better be trolling, you gutter trash excuse for a human being.
You don't want to give them away, so you would put them to sleep? OP that sounds retarded. If you can't take care of hrm, surrender them to a shelter or ask around to see if others may want a dog. Having them put to sleep if they have substantial life left and no physical ailments is fucking cold, you can't claim to care about them that much.
>met a girl that later became my fwb
>No problem getting a nice hard erection
>semester ends goes back to her hometown
>start lifting and changed diet
>start watching porn and masturbating again.
>2 months of just lifting, porn, and masturbation
>she texts me she is coming back to town
>awesome.jpg
>week before she gets here i masturbated like twice a day
>finally see her again and things start heat up
>get an erection but slowly start to get soft
>WTF!!!
>i end up coming in her mouth with a semi soft dick
>we dont talk about it
>3days passed
>thought maybe it was her so i did a little test an hooked up with another girl yesterday
>SAME SHIT HAPPENED
What is going on?? Is it the porn? The masturbation? The weight lifting? Im 22 years old I've never had problems with my erections until now. Keep in mind that i still watch vanilla porn. When i was with her (for about 4 months) i gave up porn and masturbation.
>>17365678
Masturbating and Porn obviously. You're answering your own question dude.
>>17365678
Lay off the porn and masturbation for a bit, your dick will be diamonds in no time.
You should watch more porn and stop working out, so you can get more inspiration and have more energy while fukkin
Hello. I'm. Looking for some advice on what phone I should get one of these or something completely different. My budget is less then $400
Oneplus 3 is godtier, especially for the price. Gooks know how to make money efficient shit. Buy a good case, too. Cheap insurance.
>>17365635
One plus 3 bro, 6gb of ram!
Thanks. But will I need 6Gb of ram? And also the battery is it good enough. Will it last a whole day with heavy use?
If it's bad to cheat on my boyfriend why don't I feel bad? Maybe he deserves it.
I don't really get why people cheat. If you're horny enough to want flings then why not just break up beforehand?
god why are women so ice cold? they looks so soft and sweet ourside but inside they are calculating and mean.
i dont like it, please change yourselves.
>>17365579
There's a certain comfort to our relationship and I like having the upperhand emotionally
Is it actually true that gay guys have it easier when they just wanna bang someone?
>>17365572
as opposed to heteros just looking for sex
>>17365572
Yeah, if you're looking for poz loads
Only the good looking ones. In my experience as a gay man, most gay guys are only interested if you have perfect abs/perfect hair/perfect everything. If you have all that then yeah, youre deemed good enough. But if you dont then they look at you like youre from another planet. Too ugly to deserve love/happiness/affection/being treated like a human being
I need to know how I can kill myself using a 22 caliber rifle, since that is the only possible method for me. I hear I need to aimfor the brain stem, but I've heard conflicting opinions on how I should be aiming to do it.Dont want to become a vegetable or die for hours.
Thanks
>>17365570
the cerebellum is where all your unconcious life maintaining functions are operated. if you manage to hit it at all you have the lowest possible chance of survival.
look up pictures of the human brain. a neck shot would be ideal but you cant teally do that to yourself so you have to put the gun in your mouth and aim slightly upwards.
if you aim straight back worst case you hit your spinal cord and will be patalysed from the neck down.
its an extremely risky way to commit suicide, overall. i wouldnt recommend it to someone who doesnt know what hes doing if you arent using a high force weapon such as a shotgun.
t. biologist.
Okay, what do you recommend then? I dont have access to helium or nitrogen and I'm too scared of trains or high buildings and the like.
>>17365606
helium tank and high buildings are seriously the most fool proof ways. see if there isnt any way at all you can use them. everything else is inferior.
hanging yourself can be good, but again you have to do it right or end up paralysed.
curting your wrists is shit tier and so is drug overdose. both are very painful and unreliable.
I wanna take a trip to the Highlands and/or Ireland
I'm looking for hikes, kickass scenery but i also wanna get wasted.
I want to visit the Hebrides
What should i avoid, what should i do
>>17365549
Stay out of the Hebrides, there's fuck all to do unless you genuinely appreciate insular island communities living traditionally.
Try Inverness
Find a pub that does Buckfast on tap
>>17365641
>lurgen champagne
Holy fuck that takes me back.
>>17365675
>Fuckfast
>Coatbridge Table Wine
>Commotion Lotion
>Central heating for tramps
I have a big penis. Is there a way I can use it to make a bit of money on the internet?
Cut it off and sell it on Craigslist
Big penises on the internet aren't exactly a novelty.
>Circumcise yourself on camera
>Develop highly sophisticated DRM
>Sell video to circumfetishists
Else
>Become camwhore
>Take requests on camera
>Build reputation if your penis / performance is novel
Well /adv/, I need some a last minute advice, well I'll give the rundown of my situation
>Be me
>Got my license 4 years ago
>Parents use our car all the time because I didnt need to go anywhere and when I do drive it's with them (never driven by myself)
>Fast forward
>Got a job and since my parents also need the car, we share it
>Eventually parents buy another car two weeks ago
>Get worried because I'll eventually have to start driving myself back and forth from work
>I was right, parents just told me they want me to start driving on my own back and forth to work now starting tomorrow
>Told them I'm scared shitless because I've always driven really well only if I'm with someone else in the car and afraid I might drive badly by myself and get into a car accident
>Tell me this is for my own good to help me, so I don't have to rely on other people (I don't have a problem with that and understand their intentions, but its still pretty fucking intimidating)
I know that down the road (literally and metaphorically) il have to eventuallyget use to it but since I have to drive to work myself tomorrow, Ive been so anxious all day just thinking about tomorrow, I know all the rules of the road and most if it is common sense but Im only confident in driving if I'm with someone else, did any of you guys have go through the same thing and what can I do to make it less stressful and intense, so far I'm re reading the drivers manual to refresh myself but I don't know how well I can drive by myself, never did it before
>>17365542
Try driving to a place nearby by yourself, if you feel comfortable just keep going a bit further.
>>17365554
Hmmm I'll probably give it a go later today, for all I know I might be anxious for nothing
Stop being a fucking pussy and drive the car jesus Christ.
How do I find small companies to work for?
What do you do
>>17365487
warehouse work mainly. I have other skills too
>>17365481
There's an obscure reference work you might try.
It's called the phone book. Look in the yellow pages for the businesses that do the kind of thing that you want.
My friend started going out with the first girl I've liked romantically in ages.
Help me deal and move on from her, what do I do?
>>17365470
Tell them both how you honestly feel [spoiler]so they can laugh about it while he is plowing her ass[/spoiler]
>>17365768
Cunt
>>17365792
Takes one to know one.
I'm in a dance performance group and recently I took a 3 hour road trip with a girl and another guy from the group.
They guy is gay and so the girl brought up how he came out, has he ever had a gf, does he ever find girls attractive etc. That subject eventually turned to sex and she started to ask me what guys like in sex/ a relationship. All this, btw, totally out of the blue for what I believed to be a church going Christian girl.
The conversation turns to pet names and she asks me what names turn a guy on. I said most guys won't admit but 'daddy' during sex will turn them on. For the rest of the night, every now and then she started calling me daddy in a jokey kind of way.
When we got to the club she asked me to dance twice (guys usually ask), when she was having horrible dances with other guys she would mouth to me 'save me, daddy'. I changed my shirt next ti her before the performance and she complimented my body.
After the performance she told me I danced the best out of the guys and she had a strand of hair stuck to her lipgloss so I did the corny as fuck thing of moving it away and stroking it behind her ear. She stopped talking and we made some silent eye contact for like a split second after that.
Nothing to report on the trip home as we were tired as fuck and falling asleep.
Anyway, am I a total autist or is this girl throwing me signs?
Who is into being called daddy that's super gross
>>17365469
Better play it safe and never talk to her again
>>17365474
Noted.
