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I bought a headset but it's too tight for my head, can I do anything tomake it squeeze less?
>>17363447
Bend them a little.
>>17363451
I left them spread wide on a box overnight, didn't help
Switch sizes of head
Just got so desperate for weed I started scraping the black kief shit off my grinder
How do I smoke this without a pipe
>>17363413
Killing yourself would be a good start, degenerate.
>>17363421
That's the second part of my day
>>17363450
Make it the first, then.
here is my predicament I have to go to a cookout at around 5:30-6, I haven't eaten anything all day, I usually have a routine of drinking 7-10 beers a night I get started around 7pm my question is how long should I wait after eating to begin drinking so that I can still get a good buzz....I don't want to waste beer by not catching a buzz......also I don't want to look like an alcoholic by saying "i cant eat because im drinking later".....any advice?
>>17363400
>I usually have a routine of drinking 7-10 beers a night
Is this normal? I thought "normal" regular drinking was like no more than one drink a night, like a glass of wine with dinner or something.
>>17363409
It's normal to me and my unique position... not sure how other enjoy there evenings
>>17363400
>here is my predicament I have to go to a cookout at around 5:30-6, I haven't eaten anything all day, I usually have a routine of drinking 7-10 beers a night I get started around 7pm my question is how long should I wait after eating to begin drinking so that I can still get a good buzz
thats not normal, sounds like you are an alcoholic
when you get to the point where you are thinking about the ramifications of refusing food at a party cause you want to guzzle another...
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when is it too late to start over?
>>17363398
It's never too late, just press the continue button, and you'll continue to play Mario!
>>17363398
Ray Kroc started over at 52 and died a multi-gazillionaire, so clearly that is not too late.
>>17363401
But I'm Luigi.
Is anyone here two-faced?
Is it normal to secretly dislike most people, but pretend to like everyone?
>>17363347
Yes. I'm a bubbly ball of obnoxiously nice fun and sunshine at work/in social situations. At home, I'm a cynical twat who rants about people and things like some old codger.
Only my girlfriend knows about it, because she lives with me. If anyone else knew what a shithead I am on the inside, they'd be stunned.
>>17363356
Same as me exactly, why are we like this ? Why can't I drop the act ?
you guys ENJOY being around people. its just another need humans have. food. sleep. human interaction
but you general dislike things because of other things in your life. im the same way
>life of the party. dudes and chicks all around loving my company
>this one time i was in line at a walmart and some random dude turned around right into my "fuck off" face. actually put down his items and run out of the store
life.
![patio-poop2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qoaGkW6.jpg "patio-poop2[1].jpg")
guys I don't even know what search terms to use to look up information about something my brother just told me (pic not really related)
He says he just shit out an Australian quarter, and he hasn't been to Australia since 6 years ago
so what the hell could this mean? was it stuck to his intestine walls? did it tear a hole when exiting? why would he shit it out now?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>17363331
It means your brother is either an idiot who ate a quarter, or an idiot that shoved one up his own ass.
>>17363337
he was there for some girl, who knows what kinky shit they did together
I'll give him one thing it's never a dull moment around him
>>17363353
She forced him to smuggle drugs money in his intestines, he just doesn't want to confess.
Girl I like became single recently. We got talking again and she was complaining about people wanting to get with her, she's getting over a recent split etc. She said she appreciates me giving her space and not bugging her, so he wasn't hinting at me being a bother.
Liked this girl for a number of years but always missed out due to her being in relationships. Now we are hanging out again and she is single it was starting to look good. She's naturally flirty and would flirt with everyone in a group of friends but I felt like she was particularly interested...
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>persevere and win her over
Stopped reading there. Ask her out. If she says no, move on and don't look back. In all likelihood, she's not gonna go out with you ever.
If she gives some bullshit excuse like "I just want to be alone for a while," then consider giving up there. I guarantee when the next Chad comes into her life she'll forget all about wanting to be alone.
>>17363329
This.
You're pretty much a beta orbiter. If she liked you/was interested, she'd be on your dick already.
Hello /adv/
I'm 25 y.o with no degree after I droped out of 3 (psycho, japanese, english studies) it just seems university is not for me.
Today I spend most of my time behind my computer (reddit, twitter, fb, 4chan, videogames) I learn nothing basically.
I still have my part time job in a restaurant where I work one day a week, and I sometime stream on twitch but my total incomes barely hit 1000~ (and on that I spend like 800/900 every month wether it is for food, electricity, bills etc)
I have no driving licence as I live in a big city that has tramways.
I...
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Welcome to real life.
You just asked the one million dollar question.
I wish I could help you, but I'm the same situation. I've got literally no motivation to do anything, especially after having moved out to Australia and Japan for a while. At least for me, it didn't change anything. Now I'm back home, trying to do a master's degree in a super shitty city, but I'm basically postponing my problems I guess.
26 / male / Italy
>>17363302
>>17363352
Never thought you guys would have problems, considering how beautiful your countries are (from ads and tours, anyway).
Anyway, my problem is that I'm a NEET that really tried to get into college, but I flunked completely. In the end, it was a mess. Now I'm stuck trying to apply for jobs, only to find out they never want to hire me. I did resumes, apps upon apps, and never got anywhere. I feel my one year of college experience won't...
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>>17363302
I feel you, OP.
I'm here in the same old little town with no future and no opportunities. Everyday i wish i could escape this situation, and I WILL. Going abroad, I guess.
I keep a little note with a list of things I'd like to do at least once in my life. It gives me the hope and motivation to go on. Why dont you try, too?
I hug you from the distance.
You have skills and qualities, find them, let them grow, and learn to accept your flaws, but dont let them limit you.
You can do it.
We...
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At what point does independence become failure? Or does it not? I'm 24.
I like to do a lot of things on my own, not because I'm anti-social but because my interests are not within the interests of my friends.
I go to movies alone, I take road trips alone. I walk around the city alone, I go to music festivals alone. I haven't had a girlfriend in years, but I do have friends who are both guys and girls. Should I trade independent solitude for actually enjoying things my friends love so I'm always doing things on my own?
Independence is never failure.
There is no reason you cannot have 2 groups of friends. Share your time equally between (1) the friends you have already and love, and (2) perhaps find one or two new friends who enjoy the same things as you. There are many ways to find local platonic friends online.
Being lonely and being alone are two separate things dude. If you're happy as you are then you can stay there. Personal comfort and contentment is what a lot of people would kill for. I'm younger than you but I don't think I would trade my solitude away again. Tried hanging out with a few people but really my hobbies are not ones i can really share that easily and I'm ok with that. Friends are cool every now and then but I think they are highly overrated. You sound like a pretty successful individual to me
>>17363309
>>17363358
I am happy most of the time. I love doing it. But sometimes I see other people who are having fun in groups and I wonder if I should be doing that too. I travel to all these places and photograph weird shit, or explore and hear new things, but at the end of the day I have nobody to share these things with. I make social media posts which attract some attention, but other than that I just have all this stuff that nobody else is aware of.
Hey guys, so I'm in a very serious hetero relationship with a girl. We have always been honest with eachother and open about our feelings and overall it is a very healthy relationship. A few days ago, she asked what I would think of having a threesome with another girl (she doesn't want another guy.)
Obviously I feel good about her not wanting another guy, but is it bad that I am still uncomfortable with the thought of her having sex with another woman, even when I will be present and participating? I feel like I would get too jealous, but I don't know. Has anyone dealt with a similar situation?
>>17363260
She's shittesting you. Don't fall for her b8, m8.
>>17363260
Probably best to just say you're only into her. If she's really insistent it's a huge fantasy of hers and not doing so is a dealbreaker, reconsider. It's just better not to go here, though.
>>17363281
Are threesomes really as destructive to relationships as some people say?
All right here's the deal. On Friday evening I placed an order for some sprouting seeds for my germinator over Ebay. The sprouts cost about 1£ and shipping also 1£. All of a sudden I remembered I dont have any money until Monday (silly me, I know) and I cant reach my bank until Monday morning. Ebay already started sending me warnings to 'Pay now!' and the god damn hippy seller from Pissingham, England doesnt answer my 'Listen m8, I'm a bit skimmed until Monday' message at all.
Should I be afraid of Ebays wraith of Jew policy or just wait until Monday?
>>17363254
You are stupid. This is a non issue.
You can pay whenever the fuck you want. Unless the seller directly tells you he wants to end the transaction, nothing is going to happen. The seller isn't going to send until he gets money.
>>17363262
Yes we already concluded that I acted without foresight.
So I shouldnt give a fuck at all?
>>17363273
The worst thing that will happen is he gives you negative feedback, but that won't happen. I've had sells where faggots like you take over a week to pay.
How do I approach the cute girl at work? I don't normally do this kind of thing and I'm an awkward faggot.
She doesn't really work in the same department as me but a couple of doors down, so I've never spoken to her before. I just see her when I'm passing through/on my break and I'd like to progress past this.
>>17363246
You have to do some digging first. Scope out her social media. See if she has a boyfriend, or if it appears that she does.
If she seems like she does, do not approach her. You will make your work environment needlessly uncomfortable for a few weeks until everyone involved stops being awkward.
>>17363246
whichever way you want. we dont know the ins and outs of your office, so its not like we can see the opportunities you are missing. chances are that there havent been any and ur fixating on a girl you've literally never talked to, yeh?
the best thing you can do is look for an opening and take it.
>>17363256
I doubt I'll be able to find her very easily. And she works in a completely different section of the lab where I work, so even if things got uncomfortable between us it wouldn't matter because I never interact with them.
>>17363257
>chances are that there havent been any and ur fixating on a girl you've literally never talked to, yeh?
Pretty much but you'd be fixated too if I had a picture to show.
I don't have any friends, I screwed that up. I have BPD, depression, I weigh 300 pounds; no chance of having a stable relationship with people, no chance of being in a relationship.
I failed college twice, put my parents in incredible debt. Have moved back with them 5 times now. Because of my BPD, I have a tough time holding onto a job. When employer finds out about my illness, they require me to go to mandatory therapy or be fired. Oh and I have to pay out of pocket for my own sessions or be fired.
All I have is music and film in my life. I don't have any other skill sets other than jerking off and extended bad hygiene.
I'm still a virgin, I'm turning 29. I just feel so lost. I don't know what to do anymore. I don't have anyone that really cares about me. The ones that do are all gone today. Busy, vacations, work. I don't have anyone right now and I can't stop crying. My eyes are red and they really hurt to close. I don't know what the point of this post is.
I just desperately want to be normal. I just want a friend. I just want a happy birthday.
>>17363175
Listen, you keep looking for other things to help solve your problems. When you can't find those things, you try to escape. Fantasy, film, etc.
You need to start dedicating yourself to something greater. A goal, an ambition, a dream. Something that you need to sacrifice for.
Because it doesn't seem like you really sacrificied for anything in your life.
You already know some of the problems in your life. You are monstrously obese, you constantly jerk off and seek pleasure, etc....
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I made this for you, OP. My kitty makes me very happy. I hope he can make you smile too!
>>17363175
>>17363200
And I want to add:
>I don't have any friends, I screwed that up. I have BPD, depression, I weigh 300 pounds; no chance of having a stable relationship with people, no chance of being in a relationship.
>I failed college twice, put my parents in incredible debt. Have moved back with them 5 times now.
The reason you feel people don't care about you is because you don't care about yourself. A person who cares about themselves doesn't balloon up to 300 pounds, or constantly jerk off, or fail to wash themselves.
Start legitimately caring about yourself, and you'll find other people start to care too.
Sup /adv/
recently my grandmother died and my mom took the news badly spent all day on her bed I was beside her she was completely hysterical at first.
She went to the funeral and when I took her back home she seemed okay.
Is it normal? I'm afraid she is acting okay..
please help
>>17363159
>what is grief
>>17363165
I understand but she was okay within a day..
>>17363171
She's not okay. Everyone deals in their own way. Not everyone needs to lock themselves in their room for 3 months to grieve.
I'm confused about my sexuality.
I have a girlfriend and everytime we have sex or even kiss I get hard as fuck.
But when it comes to jerking off, I fap to gay furry and traps. Nothing else gets me hard. I tried watching gay porn and irl males don't interest me.
Am I heterosexual? I seriously don't get it
I seriously need more "kill yourself" pictures.
nah you're probably just attracted to feminine body styles and got bored of normal porn. happens a lot. I won't touch furries but traps are ok by me. I'd never date a guy tho, too fucking gay.
Sexuality and orientation dosen't exist as college kids/liberals define it.
I won't tell you the truth though, it's your job to find that out.
