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Hello i want to know if someone personally had ever tried any kind of method for increasing thickness and longitude for the dick.
I've seen online the pills Vigrx plus and i don't have the courage to try them so far. Or if anyone know another personal proven method, i will be in your debt forever. Help me please. This matters to me.
Learn to be happy with who you are.
Are you 12?
Also, only real way is through surgery.
>>17360479
Life is so unfair, i want this, there must be a way!.
Any medfags that can tell me how fucked I am
>be me this morning
>I play baseball
>swung a bat for about 30 minutes
>hour brunch
>go back to work on my swing
>first swing I pull something in my shoulder
>rotator cuff.
>doesn't hurt when I keep it still or move it when I reach up only hurts when I put my arms up to the...
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>>17360447
My wife is a doctor (she's in internal medicine). I showed her your post.
"Tell him to go see a doctor."
>>17360468
Thanks man. Tell your wife thanks.
>>17360447
Classic supraspinatus tear
It'll recover in times but it can take months. In some cases, it needs surgery. Steroid injections may help short term for pain
But yeah, go to the docs
>medfag
I did something fucking weird today, what do you guys think?
>Had a hard day at work, boss riding me, etc
>Walking out to my car in the parking lot
>A girl comes up to me and starts talking to me
>starts talking
>I have absolutely no idea what she said but the sound of her voice drove me insane
>she keeps talking for a few seconds, i'm slipping from the world
>shove...
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>>17360409
I had something similar happen to me, OP.
I had just finished enjoying some Grilled Chicken Wonton Tacos, my favorite Applebee's menu item, and on the walk home I noticed a strange dog following me.
Not only had I never seen this dog before, but the dog existed in dimensions above and beyond our own, and also was not wearing a collar.
The dog, which was as tall as my navel and infinitely wide, barked once at me before subducting into the pavement, leaving no hole or trace that it had...
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fuck, you sure that wasn't a dream? I have never felt that I was going to physically harm someone outside of dreams
>>17360409
OP, I remember my mom freaking out one night because my dad, mid-sentence, had suddenly become unresponsive and was spouting gibberish. We immediately thought, "stroke," and pushed/guided/carried him into the van while we dialed 911 and started toward the hospital.
The whole time, he continued this alien babbling, "Assla Erdve Ocsahn... Cnchike Ilqleuaasd... Relligd Hncikce Nontwo Sotca..." His eye would dart around like he was reading what he was saying.
About half way to the hospital,...
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Is there a commercially available way to stop a heroin overdose? Like an epi-pen type of thing?
Don't do heroin?
Yeah its called death. It works great and gets rid of the whole problem
>>17360426
It's not for me, obviously
>>17360428
Guess you've never loved someone, kid
I just wanna hurt somebody. How do I do this and not go to jail
Go on Fetlife, call yourself a sadist and find a masochist. Depending on your needs, state if you want it sexual or non-sexual. Beat the shit out of a willing victim but stop when they beg you to and you should be fine.
>>17360380
Stop being an edgy cunt on the internet, listen to your mom and finish 5th grade.
Hurt yourself
How do I stop disliking people? I always make these snap impressions/judgements of people I meet and 90% of the time I dislike them right off the bat. Its really hampering my efforts to be more friendly with my gf's friends.
I'm not that antisocial, nor do I have issues making friends; I'm generally well-liked enough and most people think I'm chill at best, standoffish at worst.
Its just that for some reason, 80% of the people my gf introduces me to, I end up having a bad feeling about them. Just by their quirks or manner of speaking or demeanor....
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Try being more optimistic.
This is part of your personality and not something that you're going to change overnight. The first step is acknowledgement: realize that you are unfairly judgmental. If you don't get along with 90% of the people then the issue is yours and you are judging on very shallow and/or trivial grounds. Also realize that you miss out on a lot of cool people this way. Hell, even if they aren't all around nice, you can still learn a lot from interaction with people outside of your comfort zone/who are not exactly on your wavelength. That you don't physically walk away...
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>>17360364
How though? I keep telling myself that they're just people, they're the way they are, and I shouldn't be a judgy fuck, but its ingrained in me to be that way.
And then when they say something, I cringe internally.
>be me
>21f/goes to really nice school
>last year
>walking out of a club in my home city
>random guy grabs my hand, tells me i am the most beautiful girl ever blah blah
>go home together (first time i'd done that)
>i am 10-11 shots in
>had been privately, emotionally wrecked at that time
>tell...
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>>17360337
Some of the wording got off or autocorrected so pls disregards thx
You want to contact him because you felt really connected and had something in common. That's something people value. Yes he was a giant jerkoff, but you were the one who turned him on. Next time don't sleep together with guys you don't want to fuck.
So you are mad at him for masturbating on your bed?
Well, you did not describe the situation good enough, did he do that with your consent or did he just secretly cream your place? Second would be awkward indeed.
Well, I've been with a girl that has been assaulted before but she quickly opened to me and we had sexes. Also had cuddling before.
Well, you know, the guy is there for something, I can't tell how decent he is but he is horny and want sex so I'm not sure if relationship is a good thing, depends on the guy. I could wait for mine as long...
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>went in for a direct hire yesterday at amazon
>offered position at $12.25 an hour
>take it over my $9 an hour washing dishes
>call in today telling work place it's also been affecting my ears, and after having surgery on them a few months ago, i'd rather not have steam flying up and being near my ears, as water makes them pop/would make me have another surgery
>they seemed pretty mad, but wanted me to at least finish...
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>>17360333
1) Don't ask anyone to shank you.
2) Do not hand anyone a shank and ask them to stab you.
3) Don't wear a sign that says "Please shank me" and tie a rubbermaid full of shanks to your person during the shift.
4) Next time give two weeks notice.
You won't get shanked, but give more notice next time. Restaurant employees are paid low wages and given a bad reputation because of their lack of professionalism.
>>17360333
Just call in sick, what're they going to do? Fire you?
>>17360462
Restaurant employees don't owe anyone shit. They're paid low wages and treated like shit because it's a low skill job that literally anyone with two brain cells to rub together can do. Fuck your boss, OP.
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Would I look weird wearing a rash guard and trunks in a pool?
I'm an overweight girl and don't want a load of flesh on show but googling modest swimwear only brings up wet suit things for Muslim women
A rashie and board shorts seems the ideal solution - designed for water and will cover me up, but I don't want to get self conscious for a whole other reason
>>17360315
(I'm 5"10/210lbs so not a whale but pretty podgy)
Why not just go with a bathing suit? There are lots of cute and flattering ones, even ones with short legs, and they are more normal so they don't scream self consciousness.
>>17360326
Post pic. We like big chicks
how to get rich?
family problems, currently high school, eastern europe, post communist shitland
>>17360299
buy making money of course.
Have or make connectons.
Be ready to kiss ass, a lot, a lot.
Or leave by first chance.
join the mafia bro
that or move to Germany save money, and then move back to your country and live like a king
I've lost 2pounds since I've been working out and eating portion wise counting calories. With app thing (very helpful)
I weigh myself constantly sometimes. I feel Like I won't lose any note weight I. Really be any to switch to drinking more water than foid and semi starving myself. What do help
Well for how long have you been trying to lose weight? Also I suppose /fit/ has more answers relating this subject.
Most of the weight you lose is through sweating and respiration.
So get really hot, exercise excessively, remembering to stay hydrated. Use a stationary bike in a hot room, do jumping Jacks, go visit saunas.
Dont forget to curb your diet too. If you eat 4000 calories a day and stay fat, then eat 3000 or 2500. Your body will adjust to your caloric intake, and exercise will help.
About 3 weeks or more I eat around 1065calories
Moved into a new place and this wall is super dirty. I tried spraying diluted pinesol and rubbing it with a washcloth. Did nothing.
How do I clean this?
Update: I tried Palmolive dish soap in really hot water on a washcloth. Also did not work.
>>17360261
That's mold, enjoy your cancer.
>>17360261
>>17360283
i recommend getting one of those magic eraser things they sell. it works wonders. also just go to the store and look for something specific for cleaning white walls, they exist.
Don't want to go into details. I got into a physical fight with my boyfriend last night, and I was left with these two lines that only hurt when touched in certain spots. I scar very easily, even for small and fine cuts. Though there was no blood drawn nor evidence of a cut from when this occurred, I'm worried I'll have this "scar" lifelong.
Do you figure this'll be a lifelong scar and if it's merely a bruise, how long until you figure it'll heal? Thank you.
>>17360258
Kek it's a scratch, no it won't scar
Jesus Christ, I know this is an advice board and all. But this to me seems like you're more keen on having people ask about the fight, than the scar. Of course that won't turn into a scar. I don't have to be a doctor to see that. Don't even think about that baby bruise, and go on with your life. Ditch that abussive boyfriend of yours. So you don't have to ask for pointless advice here
You're way overthinking it, it's just a bruise. Apply some ointment and give it time to heal.
Several children in my neighborhood are making tumultuous amounts of noise and I can't stop them. For the past month they have been doing this nonstop.
Literally every single day, all fucking day from 8 am to 8 pm, this group of kids bike up and down the street, screeching with whistles. 12 fucking hours a day, each with a whistle in their mouth, blasting on it nonstop. SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE SCREE
I've gone outside and asked them to stop, to talk to their parents, but they don't listen or don't understand english.
Im getting...
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>>17360256
Anon. Get used to it.
Your neighborhood has been diversified.
This is the culture their genes create. You will have to accommodate to it or move out.
Yup call the cops with a noise complaint. Or move to a different neighbourhood.
>>17360256
I'd suggest calling the cops if the kids won't stop and their parents don't understand English. Has anyone else in your neighborhood complained about the noise?
need some adv here.
a while back my girlfriend cheated on me with a dude who I know for sure fucked a hooker/probably fucked a homeless chick or got head. I found out weeks after I been putting it inside her that this even happened.
I saw the texts leading up to their meetup, my gf was pissed I did something to her like a fight and she was telling him she wanted to be on and shit. I was up in rehab so I couldn't do shit. I don't feel self worth anymore, I think as if this dude is way better then me.
Honestly, physically I'm doing alright....
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>>17360237
Just remember that all women are whores
>I saw the texts leading up to their meetup, my gf was pissed I did something to her like a fight and she was telling him she wanted to be on and shit. I was up in rehab so I couldn't do shit.
i don't understand this sentence.
Anyway. If you did nothing wrong, they are the human filth, not you, and people should drop filth and look for keepers among friends.
Just drop them out of your life as a toxic waste and be a person you've used to be, which is better than shitheads in any aspect. Decent people to decent people,...
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>>17360237
>my girlfriend
hope she is ex girlfriend now. Just remember there isn't a man alive that hasn't had a gf or wife cheat on them and sometimes for much less than being angry. I had a married woman fuck me because her husband drove her car without telling her.
