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Isn't it good to have a small dick?
I mean the smaller the dick the closer you are to your girl during sex.
>>17357966
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
>>17357966
I hate it when I can't cuddle my tentacle-dicked boyfriend during sex.
Sure, if you ignore that once the dick is all the way in everyone is equally close and that having more dick means more of you is inside her.
Were I live, Weed is illegal, and while I am for legalization, I hate people who smoke it. It makes me lose a lot of respect for people if they smoke. Problem is, my mom smokes.
Should I confront her? The thing that really gets me is she is so anti smoking, yet smokes weed.
Why do you lose respect for people who smoke it?
>im for legalization
>i hate people who smoke weed
pick one
let people live their own fucking lives and quit being a judgmental prick just because someone does something you dont like
>>17357955
Do you even know what your picture actually is of, OP?
I start work at Starbucks tomorrow.
I have such a bad memory. How will I ever learn the six billion drinks they make??
>>17357912
How about you don't apply to jobs that you can't do? You'll eventually learn, slave-girl, but may be fired before you get the chance.
Which city? Ill come visit you
>>17357912
they're gonna train you
every starbucks employee knows it takes about 3 months before you "get" it.
I work at starbucks, I just started and I asked how long it would take before I would get the hang of it, they all said 3 months and I was like okay
your first duties will be the customer service barista, cleaning the tables, fixing the chairs, changing the sanitizer, refilling the espresso hoppers, brewing the coffee, mopping the floors, doing the dirty dishes, refilling the half&half, refilling cups, and sleeves, and some other stuff im forgetting
and also being an order support barista which consists of helping the register barista heat food, and some other stuff.
you wont be a bar barista for a while, they may have you shadow someone for atleast three months behind the bar before you can actually be a speed queen and make drinks and stuff.
When people talk about how "attractive" somebody is, are they talking only about looks or are they talking about a combination of looks and personality?
I was told the other day that I'm "fairly attractive". I don't know what the person meant by "attractive" and didn't think to ask. I know I should probably just ask them, but what do most people mean when they talk about attractiveness?
>>17357905
Post a pic and if you're not too pretty (seen as attention whoring and looked down upon, hence gaining negative replies, this is fueled by jealousy and annoyance) people will tell you the truth about your looks. If you're too ugly people may lie, as well, if they're nice; ignore all extreme troll replies.
>>17357905
>le attractive personality meme.
>>17357915
I'm a guy.
I am on the short side as well, if that means anything.
She walked out on us for the second time. I am absolutely lonely again after getting accustomed to her for the past few weeks while we talked. She put it up front she didn't wanna be with me anymore even thought we would go out and we ended up making out a few times. We almost got back togheder but she said she can't be friends anymore because it reminds her of the past. She left me for someone else back then but i made mistakes too. The period of time without her was absolute hell, i had faith we'd get back togheder after we started talking again, now i'm...
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>>17357870
She put it up front she didn't wanna be with me anymore even though*
>>17357870
>i can't make any friends
You can. You must. This is an impoetant part of getting out.
Tell you what. There's a series of videos on YouTube called Tabletop. It's by Geek & Sundry. I want you to watch the first few episodes. If you like what you see, look for a related group in your area; meetup.com has a bunch, and there are a number of other sites you can look. These things are great for meeting people.
>>17357940
I'll give it a shot but there's also a problem: i always feel lonely in people's company unless its her, and i've been like this ever since she left me
Girlfriend of 4 years just left me. She is my only true friend I've ever had in my entire life and now it's over
How do I get back to normal. I'm an autistic or socially phobic guy who can't do small talk for shit, met this girl online and that's the only reason we became anything.
Does online dating work? I want her back but I don't know how to get her. But I need a backup plan clearly. I don't want to die alone.
Why did she break up with you?
Yeah, OP, tell us.
She dumped me because I was a drug dealer and became a ice addict
So I went out with this girl and I pretty much spilled my spaghetti everywhere, unfortunately, and she lost interest in me and has since gotten a boyfriend.
We talked and she seemed cool and honest about it, and I can't be mad or anything, but for some reason I just don't feel like giving up.
Anyway, so I wrote this song kinda about her and want to share it with her, but do you think it would be too much to literally write her a song?
I wrote a joke song for another girl once after a bad date and she never messaged me again. I posted it here...
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>>17357797
That picture enrages me.
What could go wrong, right?
>>17357801
>>17357815
Literally nothing, this is an example of physics at it's finest
The ladder is too long to fit in the gap and fall down, so it will always support against the wall
Why is sex and having a gf or bf such an important thing in modern society? I'm not trying to sound like some anti-modernity /pol/ idiot, much to the contrary, I think you should just be able to walk up to someone and ask them if they want to fuck and get a simple yes or no response and the same with relationships.
But in our world (at least in the United States, I've never been anywhere else so I can't speak for it) you have to play this stupid game. If you want sex you have to ask all these stupid silly questions and buy a girl some drinks or dance with...
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>>17357779
>prove your worthy
One night stands exist for people like you man. There is a lot of nice stuff in romance that you're missing out on though.
Girls are biologically weak. Some men are dangerous and others are just boring. A girl can't know if she wants you unless she talks to you more, and you prove you're relatively normal, harmless, discrete, disease-free, and fun.
The girl I like doesn't want anything serious but she wants sex.
If I fuck her good enough will she change her mind?
>>17357732
No because you're a beta piece of shit
>>17357732
Lol, no.
>>17357732
Maybe. There was a guy I just wanted to fuck but then eventually I realized I liked him a lot. Don't give her sex if you want love.
Love/romance always has to come before sex, otherwise it will never happen.
I only have one friend I hangout with when I'm not at work. Shes awesome and we used to hangout daily. But over the past two months shes been wanting to hangout less.
She is starting to see a new guy but before that she did start not being down to hangout as much. I've even noticed she doesn't want to take the same car that much anymore. I know I can't really be upset but I do feel upset. She never was a good texter and now she goes almost the whole day with responding.
How do I stop myself from getting so butthurt? I like going on drives...
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>>17357727
Probably need to find other friends.
Where? Fuck knows. If you're young and still in college or something, it shouldn't be too hard to find new people. If you're past that however, it seems a lot harder if you have the personality of a brick.
>>17357727
We're you in a different car earlier? I thought it was you
>>17357747
Yeah this is whats it coming down to unfortunately. I probably should just start trying to hangout with my coworkers more. I'm 23 and I think people like me but I just don't like people if that makes sense. I just feel like I never belong.
>>17357756
I did about 99% of the driving before, now she always wants to drive separately
I'm 29 and will be 30 next month. I'm still a virgin.
I don't want to be a wizard (aka "permavirgin)." It feels shameful but it feels like there's nothing I can do.
Prostitution is illegal where I live. Even then, I don't have any money to hire a sex worker.
I have been trying to apply for jobs. I have an interview tomorrow. If I manage to get the job, I won't have enough money to solve this problem before August. Time is running out. How do I just accept myself?
>>17357700
Lend me your powers when yoy reach wizardom
>>17357725
There are no powers. It's just a way of saying you fucked up.
What the hell can I even do now?
>>17357731
Nice try, lich. You can't stop me from becoming a wizard
Hey /adv/, recently had a pretty nasty breakup and now I'm having some thoughts that I'm not sure how to handle.
>still in college
>this recent semester, meet Jap exchange student
>hit it off
>not much in common, just really enjoy each other
>fall for her
>hesitated to ask her out because of summer break and distance
>decided to take the chance...
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The time you spend trying to attract her again could be used on someone who already likes you.
>that she wants to remain friends
that's just what people say to make you feel better, move on
>>17357701
The problem is that I'm so rarely interested in people romantically. This is the first girl I've had a legitimate interest in in over three years, so I'm hesitant to give up on it both because I really like her and because it is so rare.
>>17357709
I would accept this as the truth except that she messaged me right before my flight home, after a day of fighting and two of silence, to thank me, apologize, and wish me safe travels home.
So today i just found out i had to get my tooth removed because it was hurting like hell, only to find the tooth that was bothering me isnt even the one that needs the most attention.
I went to the dentist thinking this was just some infection and that i just had to get some puss removed and take better care for myself but after an x-ray the dentist told me that i had some fucked up wisdom teeth and that my biggest problem wasn't even the one that aches.
He made an appointment for me this very same day i got the check up and i had an hour to get to the other...
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The Fatass on the op is me and since i am a big boy i guess that kind of explains why the pain meds are not effective enough to let me rest
The area just keeps on bleeding no stopping no matter what i try and at this point ill do whatever you suggest to go at it.
My girlfriend already told me to put ice on the side of my cheek but that shit doesn't even make any sense having it on for like 40 minutes and shit hasn't done what it was supposed to
Mother keeps telling me to man the fuck up but since all we have to eat...
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>>17357692
>135kg
Did you mean lbs?
Also do you live in texas?
So like if it's still bleeding, wet a teabag , wet a teabag , put it on the socket and bite it firmly for thirty minutes .
No walking around, heavy lifting, ect. Keep blood pressure low, because it effects bleeding and throbbing.
The acid will help clot it. There's a difference between oozing and bleeding. If the blood is filling your mouth it could be a broken blood vessel.
The taste will always be there for the next few days.
Extra strength Tylenol and extra strength Advil at the same time. Those two work the best.
If these...
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Sup /adv/,
I am in an abusive situation. 30 years old, live out in the middle of nowhere with my mother and stepfather, can't find a job. I'm stuck in a house with two nasty Baby Boomers and my stepfather frequently tries to fight me. I got sick of the violence and I called the police, but when they came, my parents were able to convince the cop that I was the aggressor. So now, I feel like my only option to protect myself now that the police have failed me is to carry around some kind of video/audio recorder around with me to make sure that if I'm attacked...
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You're 30 and still living at home? Move out, try harder finding a job
>>17357688
Not what I asked. I am trying harder to find a job, it isn't easy. I don't even have an education. Not that it seems to be very helpful these days anyway
You should know the -true- solution, OP.
Last time on /adv/ >>17345046
Well you guys shit just went down... has anyone ever gone through this? Im not a violent person at all, I was drinking when this happened. My wife had her court hearing today and the emergency protection was extended for two more weeks and I am not allow to see her, use the car at all. I'm already looking for counseling and I'm gonna attend aa meetings. My wife is very hurt emotionally and doesn't know what to do. Weather stay together or just divorce....
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I'm not here for legal counseling, I'm already talking to a lawyer... I just wanna talk to people that have gone through what I'm going through...
>>17357649
Tl;Dr last thread what happened?
>>17357686
To keep it short, I was drunk and my wife told me to shut the fuck up... I beat her. Got arrested and not I'm in deep shit.
