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Well, I masturbate like 9 or 10 times or more times in just one day, so I think I have a problem, I tried to stop doing it but I just can't. I fear that this will become a problem in the future, since right now I don't like or have any interest in sex, im ok with masturbation and my friends think i'm some kind of weirdo or something. So, how do I stop masturbating that much?
>>17356051
Well you're going to get ED soon if you keep it up so it'll solve itself.
No such thing as "can't"
I'm addicted to masturbation and porn.
it's the worst thing.
I live with my mother and two younger brothers. Recently, two police officers arrived at our home and stated they had an arrest warrant for my mother. She was charged with assault. I couldn't believe my kind mother would do such a thing. My mother was arrested and taken to jail and now I don't know what to do.
>>17356032
Bust her out of prison.
>>17356032
How about relatives? Where is your father?
My father works in another country. I informed him about the situation, and he's trying his best to help my mom.
An old friend I hadn't talk to for a while texted me out of the blue. He told me about a serious accident he had (which is true) but quickly changed the subject to his new interest in crypto currencies. He said he had a rig with a friend already and wanted to know if I would be interested in doing one with him. I said that it's interesting (my bad, I guess) and that I'll think about it.
Fast forward a couple of weeks and he's spamming every other day with his recent news about his rig etc. and saying that now would be a great time to send him some money to invest. He says that in a couple of months he'll be making 1000$ per month.
His recent behaviour really seem unlike the friend I knew and I know for a fact that his family worries about him (he has like 1000 of interests now and can't stick with one seriously except this crypto currency).
So anyway, I have no intention in trading any crypto currency, but I am worried about him. He's investing in this alt-coin every penny he had saved (and he has quite a lot saved up). I can't tell for sure if he knows what he's doing but even before the accident he was a guy that didn't really think things through and had no patience. I feel like it is either some kind of scam, or that he's going to fail miserably (or fall well below his expectations) at some point which worries me. He has essentially no knowledge in finance, mathematics or computer science.
It seems like he thinks that it is a stable market where regular payouts come with probability 1 and that there is no risk. He hasn't accounted for the energy needed to run everything.
Is deception unavoidable for him?
Did you have anal sex with said friend and how many years?
>>17356030
>He says that in a couple of months he'll be making 1000$ per month.
Nope.
>Is deception unavoidable for him?
I think you mean disaster.
its easily a scam, he's probably hooked on a pyramid scheme
also $1000 a month is fuck all, you can make more than that abusing offers on betting sites
Help me understand this. Common life advice is to "live for yourself, do what you want".
But a part of me thinks that if everyone were to do what he/she wanted, nothing would get done and society would fall apart. We'd have a lot less workers and a lot more artists and athletes which doesn't seem sustainable long term.
Whenever I think about doing what I want with my life, I always think about the generations before me who were drafted into war, or took shit jobs and worked in factories to make a living for themselves- not exactly what they...
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>>17356024
>Help me understand this. Common life advice is to "live for yourself, do what you want"
In what sector of humanity is that common life advice? Poor ugly minorities?
>>17356025
Click literally any thread on this website And c 4 urself
>>17356024
>Why be an athlete when you could be working at a power plant making sure a city doesn't go through a blackout?
because the population is so big that someone else is likely working in a power plant. Also, we produce so many resources that not everyone really needs to work shitty jobs. not everyone can work the good jobs, that is why we have qualifications. the most qualified people get to work the jobs they want, while the people who fail dont have much of a choice. if there...
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How do you explain self-harm scars to coworkers/etc people whose business they aren't?
>>17356003
Just tell them you went thru an autistic phase, I'm sure they will understand.
Wear long sleeves? Do surgery?
Or you could just ignore their questions.
How about quit being a bitch who cuts?
>>17356008
And are you retarded?
I seriously need help. I tried to buy an assisted euthanasia book and I didn't know you had to be age 50 or more to get it. They charged me anyway and I am trying to get a refund. I was dead set on learning how to make an exit bag. I might just have to pay someone to shoot me. I'm more scared of that option since I won't be in control of it.
Help I really need to die: I have no one, no friends, nothing to do, nowhere to go, no sense of belonging. Social isolation is real, guys
okay I may be going to work but I can still check back from time to time.
Anybody want to make some money? Anybody not care if you kill someone? Anyone want to help me out?
>>17355965
Have you done a therapy. A psychiatrist can help you to change your life. I know this is probably not what you want to hear but consider doing that before you kill yourself.
>>17356047
I have before. All we did was talk. He seemed more interested in making money from me, and was very sad when I couldn't afford him anymore. Also note I've been on antidepressants twice in my life. They didn't do shit, probably because they were both sertraline.
Thank you for your reply but I am honestly at my life's end. If you could help me figure out a way to belong somewhere, that would help more
Why does my gf love to manipulate the shit out of me and try control me? Lately she's been really distant and hanging around her slurry friend and even been trash talking me to people, time to fuck her off?
Yeah man, any girl that gives you such a hard time isn't worth it. If you don't live together, I'd block her from everything and move on, my ex was like that and ended up cheating on me.
>>17356148
its fkd because we have the same group of friends, so fkd
>>17355964
first why consider her a gf if she is talking trash to your group of friends and second why consider them friends since they are listening. Time to move from this group of dicks
I've been on 2 dates with this girl now over the course of 3-4 weeks(long distance until September). Things have gone very well both times, we get along and talk really well 2nd base on the 2nd date.
It feels early but I don't want her to think I'm just trying to get my dick wet. Should I do it next date or just wait longer and keep seeing her every couple weeks or so. Waiting longer would also put us closer to September too when we wont be LDR anymore.
>>17355918
Just wait
When you get older these things generally become unsaid
>>17355918
i would say wait. im in a similar situation but i fucked the girl straight away. It made things move too fast, and we almost stopped dating.
>>17355918
If I were you I would wait 3 months before even considering calling her a gf
How do you let go of the idea of romantic love?
>>17355847
Why would you let go of it?
You just need to find someone else with the same desire
My ex and I had romantic love... Unfortunately I had to move away and she couldn't uproot
>>17355853
Because there is nobody tolerable in my village with a desire for a cripplingly insecure, clinically depressed LGBT alphabet soup and I can't uproot either.
Get crushed enough times.
So we've all heard that fapping can make you lazier, drain your energy, etc.
Does the same thing apply to vagina wielders?
Does not masturbating really help?
Is it a myth?
Can someone tell me from experience?
I'm legitimately asking because I'm a nympho who needs to get their shit together on a few personal creative endeavors...
>>17355769
Yes if you masturbate alot as a female you also get lazy and "relaxed" and it gets harder to reach orgasme if you masturbate more than twice a day. Had a year where the only thing i did was masturbate, did nothing productive with my life.
Sex/orgasms doesn't drain your energy or make you lazier. You're being trolled, genuis
>>17355777
Have you ever had sex with a man?
Am 18 years old, still in education.
I find my family very toxic. They allowed my brother to threaten me with a knife and verbally assault me unprovoked for 2 hours straight at a dinner party.
I want to leave, except my parents and sister have me emotionally blackmailed to stay.
They haven't spoken to me since the event and have allowed me older brother to take control over family situations.
How can I leave, get a job and my own house within a night and never see my family again for them to emotionally harass me to stay? I still want to finish...
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Ask your friends for housing and explain your situation while you try to get back on your feet. Good luck anon you don't deserve to be treated like shit.
>>17355724
The problem is I don't have good enough friends who would do that.
I have some friends but their parents would undoubtedly do anything my parents want.
Do you know any cheap places in London?
>>17355724
I have £150 right now. Probably some more if I sell some stuff. I have a 2011 AMD hexacore PC, I have a broken (fixable) lenovo laptop, I have a bunch of books I can sell.
So I'm trying to register, but when I press "create new profile" it doesn't do anything at all. The button doesn't even make the pressing effect, it only highlights on mouseover, but nothing mouseclick.
I tried different emails, different browsers, iphone browser, connecting to the internet without a modem, enabling third-party cookies and pop-ups, using US proxy - fucking nothing. What the fuck is wrong?
>>17355618
As you can see there's no mark in front of the emails - although it was present on the phone with no other differences.
bump1
You are just retarded m8
Who is your the one that got away? What were they like? Were you in love? How did it end? Do you still think there is a chance you'll be with them again? If you could replay your last words what would they be?
>>17355610
Please stop feeding the sadness. Rational people don't have a one that got away. They break up, become sad and move on. Then they find a new "the one"
thats how love works. If you still obsses over somone you left/that left you years ago something is wrong. You'll never be able to have a stable relationship if you keep clinging to the past. No one wants to be with someone who thinks their "soulmate" left them 5 years ago. I don't think any of you would date someone like that either "hey anon i would love to be your gf. Btw. My only one was a guy named anon but he left me and you're next best" seriously everyone try to move on with your lifes and don't call anyone your one that got away it only breeds more sadness.
>Emily
>she was different to anyone else. Sweet but strong she was the kind of girl that would bake me a birthday cake then blow me under the dining table.
>yeah I loved her she was my first real love.
>it ended over a text message she'd been at a festival for 4 days and didn't communicate with me I got jealous and mad and ended it.
>I did for awhile we talked every now and again but then I stalked her Facebook and her profile pic was of her and her new bf. Now no chance.
>last words.. Em I'm sorry I should have been more rational I let jealousy over rule and lashed out like an asshole I'd give anything to take back that text because it only took me an hour to realise what a dick I was. I'm sorry I broke your heart, being away from you had been the worst time off my life. I miss you everything about you. But I also wish you well... I hope you finish college and chase your dreams
>>17355619
You've haven't meet the one then... I don't know whether to congratulate you or pity you.
Working part time at a company for a week. Coworkers from Germany come here for two weeks for work. Is it a bad idea to let one of my co-workers know that I find him attractive if I am not the type of girl into one night stands?
>>17355592
Bad idea.
First let me start with...
Don't shit where you eat. If you lurk these threads you will find a lot of ppl coming for advice on what to do when they're about to lose their jobs for fucking someone at work.
Is the coworker going back to Germany? To me that would be seen as an invitation to NSA sexy time
>>17355592
If you just want to have fun tell him that. If you want something else it depends. How far do you live apart, is he interesting, can you imagine a relationship et cetera.
>>17356004
Is it that common for workplaces to have that rule? At my work like half of the people are married to co-workers.
Here's how you guys helped me back in 2014 meet the love of my life. Thank you, thank all of you so much.
>>17355576
If you really wanted to thank us, we would be looking at her bare chesticles, timestamped, and covered in your baby-batter splatter.
It isn't too late to correct this...
Despite speculation, there is good from 4chan.
Been here since 2006. The site has shaped and defined me in many ways, most for the better. I wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for the anons here.
It happens. Congrats. I also met a girl on 4chan and we dated for a few months.
