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How the fuck do I get people to notice me online?
I feel like I'm terrible at this whole social networking thing. Each one of my online accounts has 10 followers at best and at least half of them are bots.
There are a ton of Twitter accounts for example that are just depressed nerds shitposting that have a metric fuckton of followers. How do they do it?
>>17354870
Be a depressed nerd shitposting
>>17354870
Post pictures of your pet on instagram
A few months ago I had a small disagreement with one of my instructors (sort of like a TA, just not called that) in a college class. It was truly an incredibly minor visual judgement. I don't recall exactly what I said, but I don't think it was out of line, I simply stated my opinion and completed the task based on my own judgement. I don't think I said anything rude.
On the day that it happened, the main teacher of the class came in and asked how everyone was doing / how the assignment was going. The instructor replied with a joke, saying "Anon is...
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>>17354866
Some people are just jerks. Given time, even they may show you their good sides.
>>17354866
Consider having sex with them
>>17354866
Most people in positions of authority don't like being challenged. The less secure that authority, the less they're capable of coping with it well.
To take his insecurity as "contemptuous and hostile", well, whatever. I wasn't there, I don't know if your judgment is fucked up though I think it probably is.
Does it matter what his evaluation of you is from an attitude standpoint? Like does this mean anything aside from this class, and is it even part of your grade? Because...
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Why is missionary position so hard? I feel like between holding myself up and doing that awkward half pushup I can only last for about a minute or two before it becomes too exhausting and not fun. And when I try to thrust too hard it just comes out. Are there any tips for it?
A little background, I just recently came out of permavirgin status so I don't have much of an idea what I'm doing in bed. I enjoy it when she's on top but she said she enjoys the mish better.
Are you fat? I'm chubby and this one can be hard for me. It's possible though since I do anal in this position. Just lower your body and go with it. Get comfy and thrust slowly. She'll probably like it better than jackhammering her pussy. Important thing is to relax and fuck through that burning sensation in your legs.
>>17354821
One thing you could try to help is positioning your body closer to hers, and let your hips do the work, instead of your legs. It may help you slip out less often.
Also, don't be afraid to put a little of your weight on her. In my experience, women tend to dig that.
I rest my whole body on my lady and my head is often totally over one of her shoulders. Use your hips: you need to work those muscles to get it right.
In /aco/ we have something called "Drawthreads" where you make requests to someone else draw it, something like "Requesting "X" character from "Y" cartoon doing "Z" action".
The problem is this: my requests is always deleted by a jerk janitor, even when my requests never broke the rules.
What I can do? Any email where I can report this bad moderation?
>>17354814
What requests did you make.
Uh, that's not a draw thread. It's not poor moderation to delete it because that's a request thread, which should be in /r/. That's why it's getting deleted, that's no different than going over to /h/ and posting one picture and asking for more. You aren't adding any content or valuable discussion.
Btw every "draw thread" that I've seen is started by the artist, saying that they will draw things that anons ask for, and those stay because again they are adding valuable content.
TLDR: Your "draw thread"...
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Or I guess /wsr/ on the tiny minuscule chance that it's something normal and not "i wanna picture of my fursona raping sasuke's butthole" or whatever the fuck.
How do you go somewhere and start over with just a grand and no car
>>17354790
you don't? that's too little money unless you have someone to stay with for a little while.
>>17354790
You dont really. not comfortably.
are you willing to be uncomfortable and do things you shouldnt, potentially illegal thigns?
than hitch-hike to a city with good public transit, find a really really cheap sublet, pay first and last up front, and get a job by the end of the first month.
let old men suck your dick for an extra 100 to 150 a pop
>>17354790
Realistically? Save up a bit more money, line up a job in advance, then take a bus/train to the city you want to start over in. Otherwise you are just going to end up on the streets because 1 grand isn't shit.
Couple days ago, not a best friend i only knew her for around a year but as each day goes in im finding myself remembering more and more of our conversations.
I mean we wernt romantically involved i always told her aswell im not looking, (mostly without being horrible because i just wasnt attracted). But as the year went on our friendship was growing and i teased her a lot more than she teased me but it was fun bantz.
I do find myself analysing now and really hoping i didnt hurt her feelings, she was really innocent and had a lovely personality, i am feeling guilty,...
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are you going to the funeral? can you get in touch with the family? you should grieve with them.
>>17355128
this. you have my condolences, OP.
>>17355128
No I dont have connection with family. I did talk to one friend who was distraught, she was pretty cool. Other than that people at work just seem to be like "its sad" and carry on normal, theres no empathy.
I just wish i spoke to her more
Getting randomly prank called by someone or people, two different numbers so far, called back and can't seem to get any information about the caller, I blocked the first number...what do?
Simply Post the Numbers here. haha
But I don't know who the person/people are yet, so I wouldn't want to give away information about my self.
>work in an apartment-turned office
>owner of company is nice enough to keep fridge stocked with some basic groceries, including cases of bottled water
>however, this is obviously a courtesy
>I drink a LOT of water
>we're going through a case of 24 a day at some point (office of eight people in total)
>they know I'm the one who drinks the most water
Could I get in trouble...
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USE THE FUCKING TAP
WHY ARE YOU GETTING A NEW BOTTLE OF WATER EVERY TIME
>>17354775
A valid answer would be "we're on a fucking well, cunt." Anything else and he's the cunt.
>>17354758
if ur concerned about it bring your own water. if thats too expensive well NOW YOU KNOW HOW THE COMPANY FEELS.
Would a business degree in finance be good? I'm a 21 year old university student who didn't get into a computer science program last semester. I honestly just wanted it because I'm a nerdy weeaboo who wanted to never let go of games.
I have zero social/work experience, I have no friends, and I'm probably stuck in some delusion. My mother will never kick me out or force me to get a job because she had to work 2 jobs while going to school, and she doesn't want her kids to do the same.
I think my mother has accepted, or doesn't want...
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>>17354746
20ish months from now*
>>17354746
My main worry is if I'll actually be able to find a job*
Sorry about my unclear writing.
>>17354746
I love these tight japanese streets. I wanna go to japan.
Okay so long story short, there is one girl who I met a few months ago, she was cool and we clicked really well. The problem was distance, so we didnt get to hang out very much. But we still talked a lot via text. The last time we hung out, she was being a little bit flirty, laughing at all my jokes, asked for my jacket, mentioned how I should take her to this one restaurant sometime. Cool, seems like she's interested. Then she left for Australia for 2 months. We still talked, it was just hard because of timezones. I haven't messaged her in 2 weeks, but she's...
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>>17354741
>That was neato
I needed this.
So what do non-white people do after sex?
>>17355825
try to escape before the cops show up
I feel stuck and I'm not sure what to do at this point in my life.
I'm 23 years old. Almost 24. I still live with my parents. I would like to move out. I don't make enough money currently to move out. I currently work a part time job at a retail pet store that I'm just completely bored of. I want a new job that makes more money so I can move out and eventually go through school.
I sometimes suffer from bouts of depression but for the most part have it under control. I haven't done so well through community college thus far because of...
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>>17354699
You any good with computers?
>>17354928
Somewhat. Why?
>>17354699
Well, if you wanna get better with talking to people, you gotta just do it. Go out there and talk to people. Go to a party or something. Find a connection between you and someone else so you have something to talk about. I highly recommend watching sports so you have something to talk about.
Help me out /adv/
I'm talking to this girl and we've already set up a date for this weekend, but in the meantime, I can't think of much to say. I don't want to spoil every conversation I could use on the first date and ruin it but I can't think of anything natural to text her. She will send me one every now and then, so I know it's not like she doesn't want to talk to me, she just doesn't carry on conversations well. I think she's shy.
Should I just not say much until the date, or try and spark up a convo at least every...
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What do you feel like doing?
Don't you have stuff to do and can't be on the phone all the time?...
There's nothing wrong with talking less, but you should send a message sometimes.
Don't even think that the msg should start the conversation, but just send her a moment a of your day - people take pictures of food, per say, followed by a describing "Best coffee ever".
The last time I did this I sent her a picture of me on the club reading a book on a beautiful sunny day in Brasil (where I live), "Awesome day to be out!".
>>17354717
>What do you feel like doing?
Not gonna lie, I'm a pretty lonely person, so I want to talk to her a lot. I really like her so far, but I don't want to crowd her obviously or make her think I'm needy.
But I'll keep what you said in mind though.
Ask her what she is doing, ask her about her day. Text her about your day, thing you found funny through out the day, etc
Do you guys use the fly on your underwear when you go for a piss or go over the top? Friend is insisting the fly is just for show and no one actually uses it.
>>17354678
What the fuck kind of question is that? You unbutton and unzip.
>>17354678
i dont like to unbutton or unbuckle. it kinda depends what im wearing. if im wearing a suit, i use the fly of my underwear and pants. if im wearing shorts, i just pull the boxers down with them.
anything inbetween i take on a case by case basis.
but no, if you google 'urinal secret cam' and sit through hours of really ugly men peeing as a fetish you will find that very many use the fly in their underwear.
>Friend is insisting the fly is just for show and no one actually uses it.
Your friend is a toddler apparently.
The only time I don't use my fly is when I'm wearing underwear without a dickflap.
So, there are a lot and I mean A LOT of people at the local park playing Pokemon GO.
I was thinking of spending real money every week and using a Lure whenever I'm in the park so maybe I can make new friends, people would see me everyday etc.
Is that a bad idea?
>>17354657
Why not just go up and talk to those already at the park?
Or just walk outside right now and meet them.
Right now.
Also do it before the hype wears off and the only people who still play are the autistic weirdos.
>>17354657
no need man. just go up and talk to em. i did it last week and it was awesoem. got five of thems phones numbers and were all going to the beach on saturday to catch pokemon together.
>like this girl
>it started as a friendship, it was not my intention to fell in love with her.
>she is amazing
>speak to her every day (she's out of town for the month, so we talk by phone)
>She has told her best friend and gfs about me, apparently.
>she told me she has a subject to speak with me next time we meet. Didnt want to give me a hint.
Thing is, i want to tell her...
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>>17354632
and id like to get fucked in the ass by twelve muscular black men without getting AIDS, but thats not possible.
decide whats more important, and go for it.
my advice? ask her out, assuming she doesnt at this meeting. if you dont do it you'll just keep obsessing til it destroyst he friendship anyways.
>>17354651
We've gone out before. 2 weeks ago, she came back town for 3 days. We "dated " 3/3. It was so amazing... I think i'm going for it.
Any suggestions how? A little present or something?
>>17354672
whatever you think is best. she seems into you so being romantic is fine, versus with new girls it being weird. a little present. flowers. somethign traditional and cute.
