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Is it okay for a guy to wait for a girl to ask them out, or should the guy take the initiative?
It doesnt matter who asks first. If you want to ask someone out just do it and dont make a drama
Don't hesitate.
"Faint heart never won fair maiden." (Shakespeare, I think)
>>17360676
depends on what kind of guy you are and what kind of girl she is and how well you know each other
I'd ask a guy out if we were already really good friends and having a blast spending time together
but otherwise I leave the burden of proof on the guy, because he might just be lying to use me so it's up to him to show me his character.
You walk into your home/Partners home and you catch her/Him cheating on you.
It does not become a 3 some.
Honest answers. What would you do?
Scream? Become Violent? Leave? Kill?
Imagine.
>>17360658
There is literally millions of fucking movies/books on this bullahit. Imagine these nuts.
I caught my ex-wife of 5 years cheating on me with my former best friend last year.
I walked in hearing noises, I heard her moaning a bit, but it didn't totally register in my mind that something was off. I never really came home to hearing her like that. When I walked down the hallway and looked into my room, I saw them. I stood there in absolute disbelief for a few moments, hardly able to fathom what I was looking at, and then they noticed me.
They both jumped up immediately and started stuttering random excuses and lies to me while she struggled to get...
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>>17360717
That's rough man, but hell at least they got what was coming to them.
Help! I have recently put my mind (and mouth) to giving my husband regular oral sex. I was never a big fan of giving head because 1) early experiences were very humiliating 2)i only wanted to blow a guy if i was really in love with him so I didn't have much experience 3) feeling like i sucked (har har) at it and couldn't make them cum.
Sooooo I did a bunch of internet research and amped myself up on the idea of being his dirty little cum-swallowing whore. I got myself to the point where the idea of doing it makes me really wet and the last couple days I couldn't...
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Practice makes perfect, just pay attention. Eye contact and playing with balls helps.
You should only give oral if he reciprocates it though.
>>17360438
The only men who are going to be able to help you are sodomites. And other women fool themselves with their own perceived prowess.
From my experience, women tend to lick and play around too much because that's what they like done to them. And it fuckin hurts when you suck balls.
You'll just have to get him to tell you what he likes. Sex is 90% in the head and 10% in the dick. The first time was so good because it was a surprise. Now, not so much.
Do it in unlikely, dangerous locations....
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i think it's awesome you waited to suck cock till you could get excited ybout it. ecause being eager, enthusiastic and willing are the most important ingredients to a really good bj.
other than that, it is NOt easy to get some dudes off. he might have gotten nervous or your first time was just such a big success because he was overwhelmed by finally getting some. maybe you need to work on timing and pacing more. it's not easy to get someone off when YOU dictate how fast and hard you go. you need to be able to read him like a book and play with his arousal curve....
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So last night I had this really vivid dream.
For some reason, I was back in highschool with my best friend. Our class went on a field trip to a sex shop. And I bought some toys, and woke up.
I am married, and currently 9 weeks pregnant with our second. Which could be why I've been having such random dreams.
Our sex life is alright. My husband doesn't like to do the positions that get me off because he "can't feel anything" which is bs because he cums every time I've done it.
So every time we have sex, I basically don't get to get off.
Do you think my dream is a sign that I need something else? Should I actually go out and buy toys?
I've asked my boyfriend to bring toys to the bedroom in the past and he didn't seem very comfortable with it.
I don't want to make him uncomfortable. But then again I'd like to be able to get off too.
>>17360254
you need to have a talk with your man about putting a little more effort into it. Really selfish to only think of his nut. I'd go buy the toy and not tell him
>>17360254
Speaking for myself, I'm supposed to be the sex toy. I don't want to be competing with some dildo. I also don't feel like I've done my job if my wife doesn't get off. Too bad you are married to such a jerk.
>My husband doesn't like to do the positions that get me off
such as?
Sorry for the bad english, this isn't my main language.
So, I've been living with my GF soon-to-be-wife for a month now.
Everything is perfect, we don't argue, we don't have problems between us, we have a really happy and stable relationship.
Even in sex, we are really happy on it. We are a kinky couple and fuck almost everyday.
BUT, it's been a while, my sex drive is very low, it's almost killing me, because most of time I just fuck her to make her happy, and it's annoying me.
When she wasn't living here, I used to see x-rated content, porn, hentai fetish and etc (no need for masturbation), and those things got my libido at a high level, but now with she living with me I can't see those things and this is killing the pleasure for me.
I don't have creativity, inspiration and the urge to make sex.
She isn't the problem, I can really be turned on by her at the moment.
I don't know if I should tell her about this problem, I wouldn't blame her if she be mad at me if I say something like that. But I really love her and want to do everything to make her happy.
Any /adv/ices
>>17360239
your sex drive will fluctuate and a month is nothing to worry about. longer you might check if there is something physically wrong. Otherwise suck it up and fuck her. Women fuck their husbands all the time even when they are not in the mood because they love them and want to make them happy.
why can't you look at porn just because you now live with her? i'm going to move in with my bf soon and i sure as hell will continue to watch porn.
>>17360692
Not him but I can't watch porn around my girlfriend because she takes it personally like "What am I not good enough?"
My bf doesnt eat pussy, never has. This lesbian girl from my class has been teasing me on snapchat for weeks about how she wants to do it and im thinking about accepting.
Would I be too much of an asshole for this?
It's still cheating, even if it's a girl...
Does your bf know you WANT him to lick your pussy? Maybe you have turned him down a few times at the beginning or it seemed like you were uncomfortable or not enjoying it. Talk to him instead of just looking elsewhere.
>>17360023
Only if you don't inform your bf,and don't take the right action to sever romantic ties beforehand. Nothing wrong with getting the old lickaroo. He might even be ok with it if you tell him
>>17360032
He knows. Some context: We have been together since we both were 15, hes my first and me too, I'm 19 now so its a long time. He has never, ever done it. He says he doesnt like the taste.
I started going to college this year and made friends with this girl and one day we were talking about our sex lives and I tell her this and she starts saying shes a lesbian and the thing she loves the most is to go down on women and so on. Ever since then she flirts with me kind of aggressively and is always sending me pics...
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Whats the best way to anonymously deport an illegal immigrant. There's this family of south americans living next door and all they do is play loud music and race around in beat box civics. I want to do it anonymously so they cant find out it was me and send the cartel to kill me.
How do you know illegal? It you report it falsely because it's a person you don't like then you could face criminal charges.
>>17359876
I know for a fact that they are illegal. My neighbor has tried to speak with them before and nothing came of it other than they now are even more rude to us.
>>17359848
Here's the thing, OP. They're immigrants, which mean they don't have much money. They live next door to you, which means you live in approximately the same conditions. Which means you live in a poor neighborhood. Which means you're just as big of a garbage heap as they are.
Poor people need to stick together. Go be friends with them.
