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I just finished undergrad and now I'm job hunting. Some applications ask what I expect to be paid. I actually have no idea how much a fresh graduate is paid, what should I do?
pic unrelated
Have you tried looking up how much the average grad with your degree is paid? Or do you lack common sense?
>>17276046
All I get are results showing how much people that finished their Master's and PhD's get paid.
>>17276054
Where do you live and what's your degree?
>helped a neighbor with some stuff around the house
>mostly yardwork and patching various walls
>one day she starts just wearing skimpy robes
>few times I go over there later, she says shes short on money... says she can repay me a different way
>thinking she baked me something or food
>nope.jpg
>starts undoing my jeans
>starts blowing me in the kitchen
>nut in her mouth and a little on her chin
>I just got sucked off by my friend's mom.
>patch wall in bedroom
>she walks into the room completely naked
>fuck the shit out of her
How fucked am I? I'm fucking one of my friend's mom... oh to make matters worse... she also asked me to do some work for a friend of her's... is she also trying to pimp me out?
You know you could have said no and walked out, right?
why would you be fucked
sounds like a good deal
>>17276030
His mom is really hot, and I had actually really wanted to fuck her.
>>17276040
because he is going to be pissed...
>go to party
>get drunk
>don't remember much, just remember banging
>wake up, two fat girls in my bed
>they wake up
>chat a bit
>find out they're roommates, I went back to their apartment with them
>one starts sucking me off while I talk with the other
>take turns on my dick, shit is cash
>I nut and they keep on sucking.
>they give me their number
>tell me they're a package deal
Should I go back and keep fucking them? They seem really chill, a little strange, one had pink hair and hello kitty earrings and pink glasses while the other had smeared black lipstick and thiiiick eyeshadow and skull earrings.
>fat
Drop them
>>17275975
Keep fucking them but make sure you are all on the same page with respect to what you want out of this relationship.
>>17275975
How fat are we talkin
>finally made the jump and been dating my best female friend, as we've always had chemistry
>amazing personality, cute face, shy in bed like a virgin, but really meh body (no curves, boobs, or ass, basically like a fridge)
How do I get over this?
huh?
How the fuck are we supposed to know?
Do active stuff as a couple. Day hikes, long bike rides, etc. Anything that burns a few more calories should work.
Hello I thought this is helpful so it should go here, in this section.
Yoga, the kriyas, bestow virtue and vitality. Not through a mental perception but a physical one. People argue over what is really the truth but this is the real deal.
I recommend the Basic Spinal series http://www.pinklotus.org/-%20Kundalini%20Yoga%20kriyas%20english.htm
>>17275935
Just smoke a joint, man.
Way easier.
>>17275940
You go smoke a joint, man.
>>17275940
Smoking weed causes cancer.
i got that from a party .what should i do cause i don t want to become bald on all my hair , I know , it s awful , but i want to know your opinion. I hope that u ll help me
>>17275905
That's a tough one....
Just shave it off, it'll grow back.
Ok guys so few days ago went on a first date with a girl, I suggested drinks because it's really an easy way to get to know someone and a quick getaway if things go bad. Things went a lot better than expected tho as we ended up staying until the bar closed shop, and even better I got home and suggested meeting up again and she has agreed.
That's where I hit a wall, what do I do for the second date? Any suggestions? Is a walk too boring given that we have already sat and talked for 5+ hours? All be it with a live band playing near us. I was gonna suggest this spot I walk frequently with quite a nice view at the end it's quite a long walk tho (45 min there then same back), tone it down maybe or still good?
>>17275867
A nicer bar?
>>17275896
I would like to keep my alcoholism under wraps until I've at least locked her in y'know.
glassblowing, ziplining, soapmaking, kayaking... If you can't think of a second date have fun with the 50th...
21, in college, smart, computer savvy but not a coder-type, can talk to people, physically fit and willing to labor don't wanna join the military until after college, what do
What salary range
>>17275847
Anything that gets me room in an apartment and a used car. What, $30k starting?
>>17275814
I'll take a double quarter pounder large with a Dr. Pepper and 20 piece nuggets
got my first date tomorrow.
its a double date.
girl is def dtf and is into me.
i have a huge crush on her.
wtf do i do not to mess this up?
drink?
>double date
>thinking you're actually going to get laid
Get into this mindset:
You have nothing to take from her, but everything to give from her. Don't think about the sex you want to have with her, just assume that there is a 100% guaranteed chance that at the end of the night you're going to get it, and just enjoy yourself. You have nothing to take from her, but everything to give her. Speak to her like you're have a million dollars to give to her, not like you're going to borrow money or take something from her.
You are the fucking man, and at the end of it all there are other bitches, if she aint into you it's all good you just keep the party going. Don't overthink it, take it one step at a time.
Go into it with that mindset and you'll be golden.
>>17275790
>humblebragging on /adv/
Git out.
Ok /adv/...
I need some advice
My fucking body is screwing with me again
Only this time the problem is my asshole
First off - I'm a 19 year old Uni student. I'm currently finishing my spring semester exams. My BMI is 23.8.I like to think I have good hygiene- I always take a shower in the morning and never wear dirty clothes .Like all students I spend my most of my time sitting and studying. And now I think I have either hemorrhoids or piles. These big pus/blood/whatever filled sacks of pain that start around my internal sphincter and end in my external sphincter.And in last couple of days I'm in quite a bit of pain. It also itches. Now I know what you'd say - just go to the doctor. Well thing is I'm fucking terrified of the thought that I'd have to show my asshole to any unknown person. Especially if the doc is male. And I'd probably lose my shit completely if anyone had to stick a finger up there. So I'm definately not even going there. Sooo... I kind of see two options. Wait for the fucking thing to subside (I've not clue how long would that take but I'm already in pain so I can't really wait) or grow a pair and drain the fucker myself. I think I'm going with the latter.
So my question is... How should I do it? What should I use to sterilise the area? Is strong alcohol enough or should I get rubbing alcohol? Should I just heat a needle and pierce it or try to strangle the fuck with some dental floss? Should I numb the place with ice or menthol cream? Or should I just do it with my fingers and pop it like a bad pimple? How should I take care of the place afterwards? Maybe anyone had previous experiences with popping it? Please help, I'm in pain.
Thanks in advance
Don't fucking do that, you're opening yourself up to a million infections given the amount of bacteria that lurks around an asshole. Do you want to lose your asshole or something?
>>17275750
Well what do I do then?
Ibuprofen does nothing and it's the strongest shit I can get here without prescription I think
I doesn't do shit for my asshole pain...
Come on adv
Please don't fail me now
Whats with calling people beta's as an insult? Is this really where were at? So theres only 2 kinds of people now. Agressive take charge blowhards and limp wristed. Wussbags. This shit is more ridiculous than the idiots who preach it. Have you ever met a real alpha? I mean a no bullshit grizzled dude. Theyre quite, because they rarely have to raise theyre voice. They dont throw theyre weight around because they dont have to. I think alot of people are confusing the loudest guy in the room as the alpha. If you ever met a real one you would know these guys only show that shit when wild off the wall shit kicks off. Real alphas arnt concerned with pissing on everything. A real alpha would never call another man a beta cause hes above that shit.
>>17275738
>Whats with calling people beta's as an insult? Is this really where were at? So theres only 2 kinds of people now. Agressive take charge blowhards and limp wristed. Wussbags.
That's what the redpillers tried to claim, when they attempted to apply pseudoscientific evopsych BS to the dating world. But in a classic case of You Are What You Hate, they turned out to be very much on the side of things they didn't want to be on, and so "beta" became a useful insult against them. That's the sense people tend to use in this place.
Did one of them hook up with the girl you've been orbiting?
>>17275753
Id say 10% are real. But this beta nonsense usually comes from idiots like this guy.
Is pic related real?
Why is it the exact opposite of all the advice you get on here
A lot of it is almost assuredly true however I suspect a lot of hyperbole, cherry picking, and lying.
I doubt that the girls that actually stick to their principals are a small minority as he says, not providing the name of the dating website, etc all provide some doubt but there is just a lot of stuff that I can't simply tell are true or not due to lack of information.
>>17275759
it makes me feel like it's all pointless, and it makes me angry at most people for not realizing it
>>17275773
For realizing what? That women are human?
What, you think men wouldn't jump at that chance to go fuck a bitch who was out, hot, and looking for it?
Welcome to reality, bitch.
Here, we've got a small sample size of less than 100 people on a dating site ( A SITE FOR MEETING PEOPLE ) which probably has several hundreds of thousands of members.
So it's a very small pool of people relative to the community, it's a site that exists for the sole purpose of meeting people, and it's backed by virtually no objective evidence.
I really don't know what to say to you, OP.
People want different things, that much is true. When somebody thinks they have the perfect shot at something good, they're going to take it.
If it wasn't for the crippling anxiety a lot of men faced, I'm sure many of them would jump at the chance to do the same.
Pointless? No, you've just been educated. Now that you've learned, you can start making real progress.
Does anyone have tips with how to get laid? I haven't the slightest clue on how to start or what to say
>>17275726
Talking to grill is a good start.
Step 1: be female.
That's pretty much all you need.
Wear hammer pants and talk with a lisp.
I am about to be laid off because business is slow. I am debating on riding unemployment or finding a new job straight away. The job I have now is a decent job (better than most, the first time I made more than $9 an hour, because I am a useless piece of shit), but when I hired in, they told me they would put me on more things than just being general labor, but last week I was informed that the plan has changed, and I'll be general labor for good because I am too good at it and it wouldn't make sense to them to promote me or move me.
Which is the better idea? Should I stay or should I go if I am laid off?
>>17275613
>last week I was informed that the plan has changed, and I'll be general labor for good because I am too good at it
>last week
So what makes you think you're going to be laid off?
>>17275627 I was told today that in the next couple weeks I'll be laid off simply because of seniority.
>>17275631
Depending on the law where you live, that's not an okay criteria for laying people off.
I only ever really loved two girls in my life. Only two I've been with I really cared about. It's been a long time since then.
Just heard one of them just married. The one I believed would be "the one" back then.
It's not even that I'm sad in the traditional sense and compared to what happened to some here this is a fucking joke, but it's just I've never met someone great since then.
I feel "phased out" if that makes any sense.
Anyone here getting what I'm blabbering about?
Anything to say about this? Good? Bad? Trolling?
I have no idea what you're trying to say. You're sad that one of your exes has just got married, but not really?
How old are you and how old is she?
you can still be a part of her life as a friend if she doesn't have cut ties with you. I have a relationship like that with most of my ex's. One of which has been trying to get married to her younger boyfriend for the past year.
