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help meee, i started taking fluoxitone 20mg a couple of weeks ago and have a new gf, at first i couldnt get hard but after not jerking off for like a week i was able to and we've fucked a few times but i can't finish. someone please help me because she doesnt like the fact she can't make me finish. I'm not sure if it's the fluoxitine or what, someone pls send advice
Talk to your doctor. Also, is she hot? Post pics, man...
Really? I have a very hard time (no pun intended) finishing with any girl, although I can get it up really easy. As far as I know, they love that they can keep going on for as long as they want to, although I'd understand it may cause an insecurity issue in your girl.
Try to get her suck or rub you, it may help at least get something into the condom. However, if you fuck unprotectef, it's easier for youbsince it's really easy to fake it: I've never met a girl that actually feels the cum inside her.
The only experience I have with this is that I know Ozzy Osbourne complained about the same thing.
My gf doesnt enjoy sex
She is always so stressed about life and about te army and can never get to the point of climaxing from a penis, she always says it hurts and it get her very dry from sex (even with proper foreplaying, the sex itself gets her dry) also When i rub her clit on the other way she gets soaking wet and cums with a force of 200 suns
She always tells me she loves me and wants to her sex but she can never enjoy it
Anyone have an idea how to relax her or atleast makenher feel better?
>trying to get her to cum from penetration alone
Found your problem, you're shit at sex
>>17277386
Ok. Then what can i do currectly
>>17277386
Found the little dick
I'm 18, work at a grocery store, and make $9 an hour. This isn't nearly enough money for anything, especially when I'm college bound. It's also nowhere near enough money for the amount of labor involved with the job. I need to know how to make more.
That, or I'm severely disillusioned.
My mom keeps on telling me to "be a server". I know about tips and how they make shitloads a night if they're good, but I'm not sure if I could handle all the stress. It can't be much more stressful than working in the grocery store I...
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Customer service experience combined with an A+ certification means you're a shoe-in for service desk work. A Service Desk analyst for a major corporation makes a shit ton and all they do is tell people to restart.
>>17277389
do you know how I'd go about looking for a service desk job? I live in Florida so tech work is kinda few and far between
I've checked craigslist periodically but it's always old stuff or obious H1B Bait
>>17277378
Ron?
But seriously, become a server. I work in naples florida as a server and in season i make at mimimum 100$ a day
I'm an American/German who can speak pretty decent German. My goal is to join the CIA, would it be smarter to learn a more demanding language like Russian in college or perfect my German skills? I hear German isn't really in demand, although I do like it.
>>17277307
What you want to be is a linguist. CIA does need linguists, but you have to be damn good at it. Better languages to learn would be Arabic, Swahili, Farsi, or other middle eastern or African dialects
>>17277314
I see, I hate those languages though. I tried them but they were just way too hard, I had better luck with Mandarin and that was hard too. However, I like the Clandestine Services branch the best.
To be honest it depends on what you want to do at the CIA, and whether you want to find yourself in certain countries. If you want the best chance of getting into the Clandestine branch, then learn Arabic, Russian, or an Afghani dialect (Dari/Pashto); graduate with a perfect GPA, and be passionate in what you're doing at college.
I don't work for the CIA, but I do work in the Clandestine Operations branch of my countries' intelligence agency. It's extremely competitive, and although you might be able to get a job while being an expert in German, your...
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Is it normal for younger siblings to make fun of you?
My little brother is Chad and I make fun of him all the time. He doesn't dare do that to me though, he's even stronger than me.
>>17277310
My younger brother is a chad, and the youngest is a skinny nerd, and they both make fun of me all the time. The younger one generally only does it when the middle one is around though. I hear them talking about me in other rooms, and when I confront them about it, the middle one has a field day. "You're fucked why would we want to talk about you? This guy. Why are you so paranoid man?" But I CLEARLY heard them talking about me.
I'm bigger than him, but he's never afraid to physically...
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>>17277316
wow if I was you the next time that happened i'd beat the shit out of him and let him know where he stands with me.
you're like the great dane that gets bullied by a chihuahua, absolutely pathetic
Is anyone in here a police officer? If so, how long did your backgrounds take? I'm 4 months in and still haven't heard anything back. Actually have a clean background hair wishing this process would go faster.
Why would anyone want to be a cop?
Also, being in the military/former military community, a LOT of people I know tried to be cops. It's a hard road (Maybe harder for former military if I believe some rumors), did you take a lie detector test.
Do you have some former neighbors who may have seen you do shady teenage shit back in the day?
>>17277320
I'm actually military haha. I'm a Marine Reservist, no suprisingly for a guy in California I have a very clean background. I passed my polygraph, my written test, my physical test, and my in person interview. I feel like it's a job I'd enjoy.
>>17277320
I'm literally just sitting I limbo waiting for a phone call (hopefully soon) saying I got the job. Problem is I can't apply to any other departments or I'll get dropped instantly and in California it's a very lengthy process so I don't want to get disqualified for applying somewhere else
I dated this girl for about 4 years. It was a pretty solid relationship, so planning a future, kids, place to live etc are implied. We always hit it off pretty seriously, a few speedbumps along the way but we always got around it and were generally a happy couple.
Around March this year, she broke up with me. Said she couldn't stand how I treated her, that she was tired of the relationship, that she didn't love me anymore - which pretty much came as a shock, as we both had our flaws but we were always there for each other.
I'm in no circumstances...
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without reading the rest of the story: no, you know she is bad for you and the only reason she broke up with you was because trying something new. but if you take her back be prepared for things like that happen again. however this is your decision. good luck to you sir, gotta work
I'm in a constant tug of war between getting back and getting over it. On one hand, I love the girl to death and would be happy to just solve everything one piece at a time and have a life together. On the other, I'm pretty much in a heartache that she left me in such a brazen manner, got involved with an ex-friend of mine less than a week after breaking up - and still IS, she can't seem to end things with him before asking me back, if I take her back she dumps him, if I don't she'll just keep going. Can't get out of her comfort zone.
I said...
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She sounds immature, OP. Not the kind of girl who's seriously considering this future you've talked about with her. Just move on and find thekind of girl you deserve.
Okay, this will sound very desperate, but I struggle to start conversations whenever I'm going out. BUT I play a fairly large instrument which is usually transported in an equally large case or bag. When going to a bar, I could bring it with me and hopefully start a conversation or two with it (people tend to ask me about it), and I'd have a decent reason for having it there as well (just came back from a rehearsal and stopping here to get a drink or two).
Am I retarded? Or could this work?
You're going to be 'that guy' if you do this
>>17277273
I-I think I don't want to be "that guy"...
>>17277264
My face when OP is carrying around a sousaphone or an upright bass.
What the fuck do you play?.
On Saturday I did a lot more drinking than I usually do. I was throwing up all day yesterday and even passed out a couple times while I was trying to recover and in between throwing up. I probably should have gone yesterday but I was in no shape to drive. But now I'm starting to feel chest pains on top of a migraine and back pain. Would they be able to help? Is this normal?
Drink a lot of water immediately and you should probably go see a doctor. You could have overdone it and damaged your body.
>>17277247
Ive drank a ton of water but it's not making me feel better. Usually I drink like two or three glasses of water after a night of partying and I feel fine but it's been two full days of water and Gatorade.
>>17277242
Something might be wrong with you but it probably doesn't have a damn thing to do with alcohol.
I'm a guy. I'm skin hungry. And literally no one to cuddle or hug. I live with my mother and sisters, until my father comes back. Out of which, only the latter accepts some hugs. No one in my family, except myself, likes prolonged cuddles or hugs.
And I've got no friends, either. The only female I know here probably thought I was some sort of creep after I have a big hug last time we saw each other. I'm so starved from affection I probably came off as needy.
I don't know what to do. I would probably go to some asylum and hug old people,...
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>>17277225
Stop being a faggot who needs cuddles. You're an adult.
If you're not, this is an 18+ site, leave.
>>17277248
I know this is bait but
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/affectionado/201308/what-lack-affection-can-do-you
>Specifically, compared to people with less skin hunger, people who feel more affection-deprived: are less happy; more lonely; more likely to experience depression and stress; and, in general, in worse health. They have less social support and lower relationship satisfaction. They experience more mood and anxiety disorders, and more secondary immune disorders (those...
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>>17277262
It's not bait. It's really not. You need to toughen up and take care of yourself. There's a bunch of shit in life that you're going to want and aren't going to have. And "cuddles" are one of them. Once you hit a certain age, people aren't going to curl up with you and tell you that everything is okay.
More constructively, so I'm not being a total fucking dick, maybe get a puppy, or a cat? That can help with affection.
I'm an 18 year old virgin looking to loose my virginity.I'm leaving for college in 2 days and I want to lose my virginity in that time. Any suggestions? Can't really rely on a personal favor from a friend cuz I'm not good at talking to girls so that's out of the picture.
>>17277203
Try Grindr.
Whats that?
>>17277203
>I'm leaving for college in 2 days and I want to lose my virginity in that time
In the next two days?
I can't fuck at my place, where are some good places to fuck?
>>17277181
a lake
Fuck in a hotel room
>>17277189
Can't afford
Hi /adv/
quick background about me:
I am a 21 y.o. community college student who commutes to school ten miles one way everyday. I don't have a car so my mom drives me every day. Its been going on for over a couple months so I feel pretty bad. I told my dad and he agreed to buy me a car. He initially gave me a $45k budget but agreed to buy me a $65k car (a 2013 Porsche 911 Convertible). He deposited $50k in my account and is sending more. I am wondering if maybe I should do something else with the money instead of buying a car? Also, I think I am kind of straining...
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>>17277178
why are you going to community college if your dad can buy you $65,000 cars? if you don't need a car that expensive as a status symbol feel free to get a $2000-$10,000 shitbox that is reliable and will last you until the end of college and then return the remaining money to your dad or just hold on to it for a rainy day.
>$65k
>on a car
Wanna know how I know you don't know the value of money?
Not even.
4000 is enough to get you a really good used car. Insurance will be cheap. Buy an fm transmitter or something so you can still listen to your own music.
You're not living in it, just driving a few minutes a day. I was this close to buying new and then I got an 06 mazda 3. No regrets. Get used, op.
I have this friend that I sort of look up to and have a little crush on. He always helps me out when I ask him for help but when it comes to hanging out he never follows up. He always says stuff like, "we should do this/that" or "let's plan to hang out next week" and always says "we definitely will" but like the day before he'll say something came up.
He has apologized for being flakey. I wasn't sure why, as I brushed it off. told him don't worry about it.
As of recent though it makes me feel like he is purposefully...
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I'm a girl btw
>>17277148
Tell him to stop being a little bitch and pound your tight pussy like a real man
>>17277154
not relevant
>>Turning 23
>>lives in rural country town in Massachusetts/east coast
>>NEET**, never even attempted college
>> **Recently got a job as a cashier at a theme park, orientation starting soon
>>no savings
>> depressed, little life experience
I want to move to California, and pursue a career in production art for film, theatre, etc. Costume designing and so forth....
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>>17277141
Do you speak Spanish?
Do you WANT to be homeless or something?
By the way, moving to California isn't going to make you any less depressed.
What the fuck is in that picture?
