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I saw a similar thread yesterday and I was reminded of my own fetish I want to get rid of. I'm a 20F here with a weight gain fetish (and generally chubby guys) this might sound like bait, but it seriously affects my sexual life as I'm only attracted to chubby guys. The only exception would be a really dominant guy because I'm into that as well. I can't masturbate to anything that's not weight gain related (like fics or deviantart shit. It's pretty embarrassing) and I masturbate 3 times a day which I think might be a lot, especially for a girl. Like...
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Same boat but I'm a dude. I'm just trying to keep it out of mt head as much as possible. I'm hoping I can revert since my gf is petite and I wouldn't want to put her through that.
>>17278816
Most peoples sex lives are ruined by being attracted to something they CANT have. Count your blessings tbhfam.
>>17278816
>I masturbate 3 times a day which I think might be a lot, especially for a girl
Just going to chime in that I'm also a girl and I consider 3+ times a day normal for me.
What is the point of living? I ask that because after 18 years of living, I just feel bored of life and the human experience and nothing will truly satisfy me anymore. We're all gonna die, nothing we do really matters, the sun will blow up, and the universe will end by heat death. Not many of the people I've encountered in my life were that great, so I've yet to see a Buddha type person that can truly change my life. Is it wrong that I wanna commit suicide out if boredom, apathy, and irritation?
>I'm 18 and my life is over
My favorite /adv/ meme!
You yourself make sense to your life, there is no exactly argument why we exist. Just enjoy your existence while you can.
>What is the point of living?
It's up to you to define.
> nothing will truly satisfy me anymore
How do you know if you haven't tried it all?
>We're all gonna die, nothing we do really matters, the sun will blow up, and the universe will end by heat death.
Everything is temporary. Big deal. Big whoop. Get over it.
> I've yet to see a Buddha type person that can truly change my life.
Unfortunately only you can change...
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Bisexual male that 21 years old, overweight, still living at home while going through college, and extremely introverted.
How do I get laid? I live in the countryside so no hookers are around (not even in the small city near me). All of the girls around me are GAL girls that want the hottest pseudo-gangster they can get (they're practically hicks who act like how they perceive New York niggers to act). I don't even have any interest in dating a girl unless she has the same hobbies as me, so it is likely that it's going to just be a sex friend that I'll...
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Fucking disgusting
bisexuality doesnt exist, you are homosexual, accept it
fucking faggot
two nights ago i cheated on my boyfriend of 8 months and best friend of over a year bu exchanging nudes with another guy. i thought i loved my boyfried, but now im just not sure. i dont want to hide it from him but i know telling him would destroy him and our relationship. unsure wether i should keep it to myself of simply break up with him. i feel so guilty as he is so good to me. advice??
Don't tell him what you did and just break up with him.
If you only sent nudes it isn't that bad of an offense, but I think personally if you are able to send nudes to someone else then you've moved on from your BF.
Tell him what you did and ask for forgiveness if you want, or just break up idk
Il really don't know how can someone do that.
I mean just break up with him. How can someone send nudes to another guy and then feel guilty, it's clearly something you do intentionally
My boyfriend is upset because I don't enjoy breast sucking or fondling
What do
Tell me you don't enjoy it. It's weird as fuck.
>>17277963
Tell him * not me lol. Im drunk
>>17277963
I did. He's upset
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>>17277143
How do i find a furry gf that likes pegging
Engi back here. Guy having a Hell of a time figuring out what is up with the people I associate with. Also weird things about a girl, but that's less important.
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I didn't mean for it to come across as wishful thinking. The intent was to say that shit's just strange these days. Everyone is being weird with me: people invite me for dinner, share their stock of drinks, welcome me...
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>>17277173
>Is this just what real friends are like?
Yes, you retard
I've fallen in love with a trap. I really fucking wish I was joking right now.
I met her at a party about a month ago. It was more of a "get-together" than a party desu. We started talking and hit if off immediately. We got drunk and we were having a great time. Got her number and made out with her before heading home. She lives about 50 miles away from me, so we just FaceTime and text a lot.
Today she tells me she is trans and still has a dick. She said she was afraid to ruin what we had going on, so she didn't tell me right away. I don't...
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If you like her and you don't let the social stigma or judgmental people bother you(or she keeps it a secret from your friends/family who do care) then just date her.
I mean a month is a little too early to decide if you're "in love" but obviously you and this person click so why not do it if it makes you happy?
Go for it dude. Just make sure you get her (him?) to a doctor and get an STD check just in case. You know how these people are. Also if she is into the LGBTwhatever-the-fuck movement and makes it the core of her being and personality, run and don't look back.
>>17273447
>Just make sure you get her (him?) to a doctor and get an STD check just in case.
I think this is a major stereotype and not all trans are like that.
>Also if she is into the LGBTwhatever-the-fuck movement and makes it the core of her being and personality, run and don't look back.
Not all trans are self-victimizing SJWs, but I agree if she is then OP should run. If not, then its not a problem.
I know this is going to be considered a shitpost because of the nature of 4chan but this is a real fetish i have and i dont know how to deal with it.
First off. I'm a pale white girl and i know i'm attractive because of how often guys blush when i talk to them and how often they hit on me and my friends tell me people are looking at me. I think me being attractive plays in my fetish mentally.
Like this is really lame to say but i have a fetish for black men and i dont know exactly why. Iv never dated a black guy or slept with one but its a constant fetish...
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>>17272911
Why do you want to get over your fetish?
>>17272911
Wow. I'm really, really lame.
>>17272916
Because its slutty and its racist as heck.
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>>17261273
To Whom It May Concern:
It's not your fault. This was going to happen eventually. Just take comfort in knowing I finally loved myself enough to put me out of my misery.
>>17261273
Dear moot,
Why did you go,
I miss you.
Does Google even offer memes?
Uncle Hiro banned lolis.
4chan had devolved into right wing tumblr.
They took away the lolis.
The autists are getting worse and worse everyday.
The place is overrun by newfags who has diluted the autistic content to pure garbage.
It's reached a point where I prefer the raddish to this faux 4chins.
I'll never forget the time we've spent together.
As a family.
Yours sincerely,
X
Dear asshole on a dating app:
Seriously fuck you dude. You could've blocked me any other time and I would've been miffed but dealt with it. But blocking me after saying you were coming over soon was fucked, I waited alone all day, felt like an idiot and kept wondering what I did wrong. You talked a HUGE game, but I knew you were probably inexperienced and I would've been one of the few people to understand.
Sincerely, bitch who knows better than to use dumb dating apps
Hey guys sorry to bother but I'm stuck with a part in my programming homework .I'm supposed to write a math tutor program for young students to practice multiplication, subtraction, addition and division. I'm stuck with the division part because the professor wants it in a very specific way
>Division Problems
>- Display these problems horizontally as: >Operand1 / Operand2 = , a.k.a, Dividend / Divisor =
> - The range for the divisor (operand 2) must be from 1 to 9,...
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pic related is what I got so far
Thank you for your help
>>17280015
Randomly generate the quotient, multiply it by the randomly generated divisor, and that's your dividend.
Easy peasy buddy.
I almost forgot
>In this assignment you will write and submit two different C++ programs. Make sure you name each one as indicated in the requirements below and submit each one individually via Canvas. When writing these programs, only use sequence, selection, and repetition. Do not include any features not yet covered in the course. Also remember to use standard C++, do NOT use statements that are not allowed in this course, follow all applicable coding conventions, and write a meaningful prolog at the beginning of your source code file. Your submitted...
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I've been trying to learn how to sing since high school but I feel like I've made no progress (and still suck at it).
When I sing it sounds good to me until I record it and listen to it, it doesn't sound like what comes out to me. How do I vocalize better? How do I find out what my issue is?
Ensure you're projecting from your stomach and diaphragm as opposed to your upper half like your nose etc.
It's a common mistake made by most singers when they start.
Learn breathing techniques/warm-up techniques (some are strange, like blowing your lips like a horse and stuff.....I know)
Sing along to piano scales to get an idea for pitch/tone.
You've taken the first big steps by recording your voice, I'd strongly suggest getting a good vocal mic and some recording gear and keep recording your voice, then listen back and pick things out...
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Get a singing teacher.
>>17280000
What are some good breathing techniques?
>Meet girl, super girl
>Ask girl out
>Declines
>Stop speaking to girl for a couple of months
>Text girl yesturday, had a logistic question about school
>Answers my question
>10 minutes later texts me again
>"I miss you" "When you are coming home, I want to visit."
Is banging this girl possibly on the table, or does she want me to orbit?
Call her out.
I asked you on a date before and you said no
>>17279930
this is retarded and will make you sound like an upset five year old
"I WOULD HANG OUT WITH YOU B...BUT YOU DIDNT GO OUT WITH ME WAAAAA"
>>17279936
No it won't. Put a question mark on the end and it's fine.
What do you do about misshapen tits?
>>17279905
Surgery or accepting your imperfections.
>>17279905
Also let that get checked first. Could be cancer or something .
Cry
help I feel like i m alcoholic matter of fact i am drunk right now. i have been diagnosed with sociopathic behavior, and/or autism by different professionals (psychologist). I need you to tell me that it is okay, that I am not alcoholic. Ok? Pic related what i m drinking right now...
i need advice love sweety still drunk tho
senpai family fami famil family (just testing the filter)
I am still drink and waitnig 4 an answer....
Please tell me I am normal, you can tell me whithout risking your reputation... it is an ANOMNYMOUS image board........
Uh, what do you do right after a breakup? I mean in the shock and disbelief stage
I think I'm getting a migraine and I feel numb and vaguely bad but like there's a tidal wave of despair coming on
I believe booze is traditional at that point
>>17279864
I'll consider it.
I'm worried I'll just decide to kill myself if so though. I have some mental health issues
Jerk off and take a nap. How bad was the breakup?
