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>only seem to attract fat girls
What am I doing wrong?
What do you look like?
Do you come across as a person with a fat fetish?
>>17282720
Nothing.
If we could choose our fetish do you think people would choose to literally eat shit to get off?
Hi,
A lot of my friends suggested that I shop at Costco to get my groceries and other household supplies. After I talked to Costco, they told me that I could just get a membership card and use my own credit card, or I could get a Costco Visa card which will be both my membership card and credit card in one card. I just got my first job a few months ago and only have a debit card for my bank account at Bank of America.
Which option would you guys pick and why?
Appreciate your time. Thanks.
Which one? None of them. Do you need one? Didn't think so.
Why would you say I don't need a credit card?
>I just got my first job a few months ago and only have a debit card
the fuck you want a credit card for?
I'm fucking exasperated with football fans honking in the streets. With the euro cup it's been every single night, for hours and hours. I can't sleep properly anymore, constantly getting woken up by the noise. And it's just impossible to do anything relaxing, the only way I can just cover the noise is by blasting music at full volumes in headphones.
I'm at the point where I'd throw a brick in every single one of their fucking cars if I could. How can I get back at them without risking legal troubles?
>>17282656
Move into higher class area. I hear the honking too, but only with open windows and it's very very distant. I need to listen carefully to hear it. Well then, nighty night anon.
>waaah stop enjoying life and let me be a sad faggot at home
its like the perfect opportunity to meet and drink with cute girls but ya blew it
>>17282656
I live downtown in a city as well. I throw beer bottles at them.
Anons, I could use your help. Not so long ago I was getting ready to take a shower before I heard someone knocking on my room's window. I am not sure if it was someone trying to pull a prank on me to make me scared, or it's just someone I should be worried about. Moving along, as I heard the knocking I walked to my room and then opened the door just a tiny bit to take a peek. What I saw was just a shadow moving away from my window, I then heard someone laughing. That laugh sounded like a guy, possibly a teenager. I am really really hoping that this is just a prank,...
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What can I do Anons?
Why would anyone give a fuck about you?
>>17282617
I think if you just describe the person in the box she'll investigate who he is and get rid of him for you.
New fag here Just seeing what happens when I post
Woah, what the fuck are you doing OP?!
Jesus fucking christ, now look what you've done...
For fuck sakes... This is going to take hours for the janitor to clean up now...
Good job, OP. A fucking +.
Are you that guy who kept screaming "I WANNA FUCK THE RABBIT" at Judy Hopps cosplayers during that convention?
>>17282613
I'm gonna laugh if mods give him shit.
Just wondering if any of you guys know of places hiring in the Chicago area that will at least give a person a shot even with a stupid theft charge. Long story short: I moved and my old land Lord wouldn't let people collect stuff from my old apartment and I was charged with theft.
Why were you charged with theft?
>>17282575
Move out of Chicago.
They don't give you a shot if you haven't done anything at all. Go join the navy.
I'm going out with someone who can't enter bars yet. what is a good first date that isn't too lame? I was thinking starting with a café.
I'm somewhat concerned that you're having trouble thinking of a date that isn't going to a bar
What about a strip club?
Night club?
They aren't bars, they just have bars.
>who cant enter bars
watch DORA THE EXPLORER with her
I never come to /adv/ but I have no idea what to do.
Today and yesterday I've been helping one of my moms "friends" do housework. I say "friends" because today, I found a letter while looking for one of the tools. Turns out it was from valentines day, and at one point my mom wrote "my heart jumped reading this! I love kissing you!"
This wouldn't be an issue if my mom hadn't been married to my stepdad fori almost 9 years. When I read that card I died a little inside because now I know I can't trust my own mother. my question...
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Don't do anything. It's not your problem and no one will get hurt if no one finds out. In adult relationships sometimes being unfaithful isn't that bad.
>>17282533
Don't listen to this fucking idiot
Your stepfather has a right to know and in not telling him you are as bad as your mother. Rather than telling him directly, why not confront your mother and demand she tell him?
Do you ACTUALLY like your step father?
Leave the note somewhere for him to find
Not really care?
Don't do shit but never forget this
So my father is kicking me out of the house cause we've been in multiple fights recently and don't see eye to eye.
Problem is, i'm an egineering student and i don't think i could pay my studies + rent for an appartment.
So should i quit school for a semester or two to maek money and work full time to pay rent and studies afterward or not?
Facts:
~7000$ in bank
School is ~1500$ per semester so 3000 a year
Can't get any appartment below 550-600 per month, and those are the shitty 1 1/2 ones
Need to pay bus passes each...
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>>17282482
oh yeah and i have to pay insurances and shit
>>17282482
>So should i quit school for a semester or two to maek money and work full time to pay rent and studies afterward or not?
Sounds like the best plan to me. You were stupid to antagonise your father when you depend on him though.
>inb4 it wasn't me
>>17282482
>2016
>still paying for education
There is no more advice to give to an american except get the fuck out of your country ASAP
How do you get a bunch of likes and followers on FB and Insta and Twitter as a band?
>>17282478
Make good music
>>17282478
No one gives a fuck about your band mate, just give it up
>>17282478
ask a record company to hear you out, and theyll do the views for you.
How's been life treatin' you lately, /adv/?
>broke up with a girl I liked in my life last november
>still thinking about her almost everyday
>never talked to her since then
>depression flourished
>I was left with nothing
>met a great, stable girl few months ago
>depression vanished
>I've never understood with noone in my life like with this girl
>we are together almost everyday
>fell in love with her
>she is lesbian
>summer's coming up
>haven't found no job yet
>it looks like I'm gonna drop out of college by the end of june
>tfw if that happens then I don't know what will happen to me
>I'm incapable of living
>meet a girl of my life
>relationship for more than two years
>becoming close like with no one ever in my life, my soul mate, we are so perfectly synchronized
>planning wedding, kids and stuff
>discover that she's fucking other guy a mont before our wedding
>cut my loses, drop out, no contact
>99 problems but the bitch aint one
>no...
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I can sum up my whole life in one sentence
All I have is work and education, despite the fact that people say I have a nice personality and good looks, nobody fucking loves me.
25 years in a single sentence.
>>17282471
>>17282486
Can I ask you guys if you realized how much you liked these girls before or after you started going out? I keep hearing stories from guys about how they met some girl they really liked and suddenly they are in a relationship with the girl. Are they lucky or what? Or are you supposed to start to really like the person after you begin the relationship?
How do you know if you should get something to eat or not?
You should not eat those erasers
>>17282465
Nah, not them.
>>17282461
Those are erasers, not food
There is this hot ass girl on twitter who lives near me who is always retweeting drug and sex shit and I know that she is easy.
I'm pretty good looking (avg height, fit, ears peirced) but I don't have a lot of experience texting girls, especially ones like this.
Help a brother get laid?
>she's a drug whore
Gee, idk, take a bag of drugs?
>>17282445
No shit. I smoke a ton of pot and have dropped acid before. I just don't know how to dm girls and a girl like this won't stick around if I fuck up
>>17282443
tell her youre high and eating pizza. shell talk to you for days.
I feel like a total failure. I guess I'm better off than some people, but I feel like I've missed out on a lot of opportunities in my life and have no direction. The few things I've done I think I've bombed or squandered.
I have a bachelors, but not in anything really marketable, I don't have a driver's license, and currently have 0 ideas for what I want to do or what I should be doing.
Anyone else in the same boat, or been in the same situation at some point? I keep getting depressed and I just feel like a huge fucking failure of a person.
>>17282437
How old are you? You are not alone if you feel like you've lost your direction in life or just don't know what to do. Think about what made you go after that Bachelors'--what was the plan then? Do you remember other things that still might interest you? Can you get certified in something that you might find more fulfilling? As for your driver's license--go for obtaining that! Learning to drive is a great skill and it can help you feel more in control and able to accomplish something. Seriously,...
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>>17282437
Hahaha you reposted your thread from earlier?
In that time you could've went out and applied for a job or started an account on OKC.
You're a lost cause, a m i g o.
>>17282875
This is the first time I've posted this.
Hi /adv/
So I've been with this girl for about 3 months and it was pretty cool. It was a nice relationship,we both tried to make it work and all that. Of course it had all the goofing around(we even tried fucking but had some technical difficulties) as well as the arguments... In order for you to understand/get a better idea of why I did the following things I did I'll try and greentext it
>gf would constantly get pissed off if i did anything in my free time and not spend time with her instead
>about...
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Later on that day she goes out with her friends for a few drinks and she gets drunk. I also got drunk with a few of my pals and at around 2 AM she keeps texting me and I called her over (yeah I knew I fucked up) and we screwed around. Morning comes and we sit in the kitchen and realised that we shouldn't have done that. Fast forward to today
>she starts snapchatting me again
>she was drinking with her friends
>tells me to not talk with her,gets angry because I don't reply...
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>>17282433
sounds like youre the only guy in her life. why dont you help her make guy friends if you care about her?
these are way too many problems to have in a 3 month old relationship dude. Pull the band-aid off and just break up with her for real, no "let's take a break". I understand that you don't want to hurt her (a common enough problem in breakups), but really the way to do the least harm is to stop dragging the whole affair along. You'll do it, she'll cry like crazy for the next week, but if you cut off all contact (besides like the bare minimum for the sake of courtesy), she'll be over it way sooner than if you keep it going, only for the whole...
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