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I want to break my NoFap (currently @ 1week) by masturbating to a girl that looks like this. Can you help me find a porn actress that looks as close to her as possible?
Sauce: Maria Ramos (Mariedoll Cosplay)
send me some pesos first, amigo
>>17282425
Just fap to that. You'll learn to appreciate the power of Softcore
>>17282438
I'll make you some killer nachos.
Help me out amigo. She is muy bonita.
Is there a way to get into HEMA (historical European martial arts) without surrounding myself with >pic related?
It just seems like a fun way to get really fit and learn a skill, if an impractical one, at the same time.
For the record, it's not the ethnocentrists or nationalists that bother me so much as the fedoralords. Southern Califag here, if that helps at all.
never heard of HEMA
is it some of meme special snowflake thing?
>>17282401
not really no. thats just something you gotta deal with.
the truth is you are going for the most fedora of all martial arts, and acting like you're superior to them. sure maybe you arent fat with bad facial hair, but personality wise you arent that far off.
if you wanna do it, do it, stop worrying about what other people are doing for the exact same reasons you are.
Is it possible to be gay if you still get hard with the opposite gender or is that bisexuality? Assuming there is some level of latent same sex attraction
do you mean "with" the opposite gender as in literally having sex with them? you might be gay but your dick still gets hard with a girl because she's already touching you intimately or you're just expecting sexual stimulation or some shit
>>17282389
If I'm paying out this ass to eat your shitty raw fish, I'm eating it my way
>>17282419
Yeah like if I have a girlfriend and she sucks my dick and we fuck a lot and I get hard and cum is it possible I'm still gay?
Whenever I set to do something I get sleepy and start yawning over and over.
How do productive people do the shit they have to do without failing to do it because of all of these shitty body distractions.
please respond
>>17282155
Inprove your sleeping patterns.
>>17282157
I sleep well you fucking retard whats the fuck kind of advice is that you guys are supposed to be pros at your shit.
http://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/17262255
Former thread.
I took everyone's advice. I told her honestly. As I said near the end, I asked her if I could have some hugs/cuddles for a little bit.
She's not comfortable seeing me anymore and our friendship is over.
I had one friend and she's gone.
And the saddest part? I fucking knew this was going to happen if I told her honestly. I knew it. I knew one-tell probabilitiy was ALL that would matter.
10/10 would listen to again.
100% Seriously not joking. Thanks for the life lesson that I know more about my situation than teenage armchair psychologists.
So what, the plan was to hover in the friend zone forever while secretly lusting over her? Also, you sound like a real sperglord judging from your posts, you're not really in any position to pass criticism even towards our lovely /adv/isors.
Good thread by the way, have a bump.
>>17282020
Yeah, basically. Nobody likes it when I show my real feelings.
I don't want to fuck her, I just want to hold her.
She gave me a hug the last time she saw me, first of 13 months. I'd forgotten how good those feel.
I've always had a dream of joining the military but I realised it's not the best career choice in terms of money if you join as an enlisted soldier. Officers have it better and I will be trying to apply as one, but I feel like there is a high probability I will be rejected. (This is for the UK military btw)
Unfortunately, i fucked my A Levels up and scraped D's and C's. Would it be worth retaking my A Levels independently, trying to get A's (Which I think I could get with serious studying, i fucked around in sixth form) and then going for a degree in business/finance or something? I would go engineering but I feel like 3 years of maths will wear me down too much (I enjoy maths sometimes but the other times it can be extremely hard for me to understand certain topics and it saps my willpower to study)
Do people look down on you if you join as a soldier and stay in the mil for 6-8 years as a medium length career?
What should I do guys? I'm quite torn between the two options since either one can determine my future life.
Engineering is a poor career choice. Already most of the "engineering" is done by data-entry drones typing into computers.
The military is a good choice if you don't mind killing people you don't know in exchange for money. Of course, the Mafia does the same thing and pays quite a bit better.
Tough choice. Choose wisely.
>>17282186
Military is about serving your country, not killing people for money.
>>17282186
>Military is about serving your country
What has the country done for me that I should serve it?
Military is a fucking joke, OP, they talk shit about teaching you discipline when all they do is make you do the bed and kneel like a dumb fucking dog.
So basically, tried many drugs, tried light therapy, sleep hygiene, bunch of natural products, etc
For every year my life continues on, I'll get about 7-9 months of reasonable sleep.
Six hours or so while allowing me to work days, and then it all goes to shit.
I've not been to work in almost 3 months, I have a commute out of the city, so I don't want to fall asleep and crash and die.
I can't maintain a job, I've been lucky this one place let's me keep taking time off, but at some point I'm going to be let go.
The fuck do I do? Sleep program has a fucking 4 month wait to get a damn referral letter that says it'll be up to THREE WHOLE YEARS before I can see someone.
Free healthcare as Canada, doesn't mean fast healthcare.
I don't want to be homeless, jobless, or job hopping every x months and trying to always explain this shit.
Couldn't get through college due to this shit.
The fuck do I do?
>>17281676
What exactly is the problem with your sleep? Can you not fall asleep, or is your sleep unrefreshing?
I would recommend going private, public wait times are pretty bullshit.
>>17281676
You need to exercise op. Theres no other way to fix it other than making yourself tired by doing strenuous activities
>>17281692
I tend towards being nocturnal, and it's punctuated with periods of just not being able to sleep for 24-48 hours
Private costs money I don't have from that job I can't work
>>17281700
Sorry I left that off my list, I can do an hour of anaerobic, an hour or aerobic, or spend eight hours of manual labor and still have shit sleep
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. Don't complain that this isn't helpful; stupid questions deserve answers like this.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>Brandon, that one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
Reposting, if you're that one faggot, don't reply.
>match girl on tinder
>fuckin goddess to me
>tell her I think she's really cute, ask what music she likes (/mu/tant reporting)
>no reply
So yeah, GIRLS, do you not like being called cute or something? Did I dun goof by being so direct?
Went on a date with a girl. Went really well. We both really like each other. But in fall shes going to a college that is 7 hours away. Should I cut ties with her before getting too attached?
>>17281388
Imo nah. Enjoy the ride while it lasts, the further it goes the better.
Just me maybe, I just like closeness in general
Girlfriend sent me a video of herself playing with herself for our anniversary tonight before she went to bed. She said she made it minutes before sending it to me. I saved it to my photo library and the video came up as from June 14th at 3:11 AM... She usually goes to bed before then.. What's going on..
You know what's going on. And you know what bullshit excuse she'll give you.
>>17280523
What's that...
>>17280517
Hmm so it was from days ago, and it was at that...
Sorry to tell you man but she is fucking cheating, tell her straight up ASAP that you found out that she is cheating to see if she admits it, and if she doesn't want too you can bring up the video.
Do something now anon.
I need some helpful suggestions or ideas.
I'm 30 years old without a career or life partner and I don't even know how to drive. My credit is bad, I have no surviving family and I have no friends, just addicts and gamers who use me.
I want to move to Vancouver, BC with my cat and I want to make it. My dream is to have my own apartment outside of VC and a job stable enough to keep me there until I can climb up and be someone, maybe get married and have a happy life. When I look at where I'm at and how alone I am, I feel completely forlorn.
I have $3k in the bank I've saved up and I want to make my move the beginning of next year.
Is this impossible? I think getting my license is the first step but... then what? I've never had anyone to help teach me how to apply myself.
ye come to van it's v nice
keep on doing what you can, keep saving money and try to branch out and meet new people,
maybe study for a driving test while youre at it. you can do this anon, make the most of whats left of your life
Don't fucking move to Van. It's mindbogglingly expensive right now, job market sucks, and there's zero chance you're going to get ahead by coming here.
Can you girls just be direct when you reject people? You just make it worse for everyone if you draw out rejections with your "oh uhm I'm busy, my life is really hectic lol". We all know you're not busy. Hilary Clintonis busy. Your non-profit "internship" and juggling happy hours with the Girlz doesn't make you busy. Just say "I'm sorry, but there's no chemistry here", straightforward nice and to the point. A girl does that and it feels good. You know where you stand. The end.
You want to be taken seriously as a gender? Gender equality for everyone? Well start picking up the slack. Can't have Clinton telling Putin "oh uhm lol sorry I'm too busy to make this meeting my life is just hectic right now haha" otherwise we all end up dead in WW3.
>inb4 I don't want to offend the guy and have him blow up on me lulz 2muchdrama
>>17276322
Since when do girls care?
As if guys don't do that.
Sheltered cuck.
>>17276333
Most guys I know, including myself, tell girls "thanks but not interested" or some variation. Drawing interactions out in hopes of it fizzling it off is for fickle indecisive children... Which I guess is the average milennial woman.
I lost my career today. I needed to pass a standardized test kind of thing for a major promotion, and I failed. I studied a lot last night, but I wasn't fast enough at the math portion (which had to be done entirely by hand, no calculator). So, I couldn't get the 20 question test done in 25 minutes.
I think I aced the logic/English/portion, but it's over. What do I do now? Stick to my role? Apply elsewhere? Give up?
I let down everyone on my team and now they have to spend months finding someone new even though I'm qualified. I can not retake it for two years.
>>17283939
Take the test again.
>>17283941
I can't for two years.
>>17283939
Sure you failed if you haven't even gotten the results back yet?
I got a massage today and afterwards I thanked the massage therapist and she seemed shy and avoided eye contact with me. Did I creep her out or something?
Did you have some dingleberries?
Did you forget to tip?
>>17283770
I think you are going to the wrong massage parlor!
I will be commencing my mid-year uni holiday after tomorrow and I have a female friend I'm planning to 'catch up with' over this holiday period (I'm anticipating to meet up within the next week or so). I have seldom seen since the end of last year when we were both involved in our city's youth orchestra, having only seen her once in person on campus (we are not studying in the same fields). She mentioned to me a couple of years ago that she had a girlfriend, however, this isn't inhibiting me from meeting up with her with the intention of physically escalating on her and seeing how she responds to my sexual interest in her. I intend to start a casual, friends with benefits relationship with her (as I intend to do so with numerous other women), and hopefully have threesomes with other girls with her (given that she is clearly lesbian, yet ambiguously bi - which I intend to find out). Any precautions I have skimmed over here which I should consider?
How about I don't care
>>17283752
Look dude, nobody is forcing you to comment. So either fuck off or offer something of value to this thread.
>>17283756
no u
So I have always dreamed of being a stand up, people always tell me i should do it and that im the funniest person they know
Now this was typed total stream of consciousness while high and i type like how i would say it so some of the grammar is fucked up
So i went out with a girl, she was a vegetarian, but she still ate eggs, you know...because she was pro choice
who;s having beer tonight...I love beer I drink Bush ice now heres why Busch ice has has a almost twice the alcahol content as bud light, now usually when people drink that beer its because their an alcholaic, im not an alcholic im just a smart consumer, you need to drink less to get fucked up, your saving money its smart
This is fucked up, but i think if i ever had enough money to do whatever i wanted, I would like to buy one of hitlers paintings. Bring my buddies by and show it off, yeah check it out it's an original hitler
So if anyone here watches fox, or cnn, or msnbc, or cnbc, or fucking c-span even, can we admit what is going on is crazy. Trump is a madman. A literally crazy person may become president of the united states. Paul ryan, our speaker of the house, if you remember civics class, that's an important guy, he has given trump his full support. He's like it's time to unite and destroy hillary clinton once and for all, and in the most epic way imaginable, Because its gonna happpen, Hey I'm not fucking voting for him, but im just telling you, he's gonna win. And with the speaker of the house behind him he's gonna be able to do some fucked up shit, and the REALLY fucked up thing is that some of it might work out really well for us. It's like "ohhh he could do this" and im like hey at least I'll still have cable.
HBO is so fucking good isnt it, Game of thrones is so good, dont worry im not gonna talk about it, dont you worry,i fucking pirate everything now though I used to be able to syphon HBO from my parents account, then my little sister came in and said shes gonna clean up some of the fat from our budget and fucking canceled hbo because "They dont use it" I traded my HBOGO Password for the family's netfilx account, that thing had value.
2:30
So I was taking some classes at the UNCC and i was running late for class and it was the first day of classes. Now I wasan't sure wich room my class was in but i knew what building it was. And this building had tons of classrooms filled with computers. So I just said fuck it ill just jump in one of these classes and use the computer to look up what class im supposed to be in and then I'll just leave. Simple right. Thats a simple plan. I didnt want any trouble, i just wanted to find out what class im supposed to be in. So Im at the computer looking up my class and people started walking in, i didn't look up i just kept looking at the computer. By the way it's nice that i get to go to a college that has this avalible but the computers do take forever to load And then i hear the teacher ask me what im doing in this room...i didnt even look up at him I just fucking waved him off like no its okay, im fine, its whatever, he asked me again, and this time i had the decency to look up at him, he said, your not supposed to be here. Im like, oh i ahh, signed up for the class late, i am supposed to be, im a student, I just figured im gonna walk out in 2 seconds anyway what does he care. He said this isnt a class. And I was like, What Apparently, this was some kind of inner city teach urban kids how to use excel so i look around and i see 28 african american children and it was an at capacity class, so 27 were sitting at computers and this teenage black girl is just looking at me, like, you stupid white boy I was RIGHT AT the page where i could see my classroom number so i just had to camly explain to him, i didnt know i thought this would be a normla class and i could just sneak out im sorry, can I please look my schedle to see what room im really supposed to be in. This guy fucking hated me so i looked at the room number got up left, said im sorry one more time,
Now I'll admit I dont come out of this story looking good I was a Dick, a White dick, who kept a little black girl off the computer, but i didn't know inner city school program in this room, I am not the white devil.
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