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>>17278798
To be honest senpai, you do look a little odd, but not creepy maybe it's just your expression.

>I personally think I am at least an 8/10
Your face is too long and droopy. 5/10. 6 if you had a better haircut.

those people actually make enough money to pay for a manager?

>>17278793

yeah i make 15 an hour. but hes not one of those 'walk in, ten dollar reading' types. we dont do anything flashy with signs, our office is very private and he charges 360 an hour. since ive been here we never had one official 'business consulting' client, most people just work those kind of questions into the regular readings. but this guy is willing to pay us regularly so not passing us up.

and by manage i mean i manage the whole business, not like i manage him specifically.

>>17278791
Good luck with designing that front page to look attractive but not too unprofessional.
Make the contact us page easy to find.
Ask the psycho if the testimonials should be the center of attention when you visit the page, and if not, what will be?
>A little bit about the psycho
notable clients, I don't know if this was your idea or the psycho's, but that's not the greatest idea. That info should be private. And if I see who else this psycho is killing, I don't want to fit into that group of people or I could start making negative presumptions and kill myself instead.

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Bump because OP is right.

>>17278782
>So in this world we can literally have almost anything that we want. Money, power, fame, grades, possessions are all 100% obtainable with enough effort, determination, and will. If you want it bad enough, you WILL obtain it. This is a fact.

That's a blatant lie, you haven't lived enough if you think that's true; you're hopelessly (and dangerously) naive if you actually believe that.

Is she thicc?

>>17278753
lol
fuck u senpai
but yes

>>17278751
A giftcard to a mani/pedi place.

A lotion, shower gel, bubblebath basket from a place like bath and body works.

Offer to take her out to dinner to a nice place, dinner with wine, cook for her, do stuff with her.

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>>17278734
>not doing well at videogames

>>17278742
Yes, I know, Mr Frogposter. I feel autistic as fuck. I swear like a sailor at simple things going wrong around the house too.

>>17278734
Focus and perspective are needed to overcome stress. Whenever something goes wrong and you feel yourself falling into that habit--STOP. Take a few breaths. Ask yourself: What am I really upset about? Is it really under my control? What will my getting worked up over this do to help make things better? What IS a better way of dealing with this kind of thing? Seriously--a little pause and reflect might save you from stress related health and social issues later. GL!

>>17278682

you're already gonna fail, because you're already thinking that its about hand to hand fucking combat.

this isnt walker texas ranger mate. good luck tho. get your jollies whichever way you can.

>>17278693
congrats on a dumb ass reply, I don't think its about hand to hand, but good assumption

And mate? what are you 12?

>>17278682
Haha, oh man. Do you have any criminal connections? Any detective or cop Experience? The hard part about hunting bounties isnt fighting, its finding a hoodrat in the middle of the Detroit without getting shot at and making sure your loved one doesn't get his ass kicked by his nephew when you bring the hoodrat in.

sounds like you've got great taste in men!

>>17278643
Haha, I know right? A pedophile and a rapist!? I miss him so much.

Wait so you knew he was a pedo and he actually raped kids and you let him close to a kid?

You should do a murder suicide including him and his mom, you people are fucking crazy.

don't get too drunk

>>17278628
yeah but the kind of people you meet will obviously be determined by the clientele.

shitty bars = shitty people, typically. most crap degenerates flock to bars to begin with.

>>17278638
i dont plan on having more than 3-6 beers

>>17278617
Just refresh yourself on things that you did at the prior job and have a few questions to ask the interviewer to show that you're interested in the new position and their company. Try not to bring notes--they might fumble, get out of order, or otherwise be a distraction. Smile, maintain eye contact, and try to project confidence and enthusiasm. If they like what they saw on your resume/application, then the interview is really about putting a face to those words, so look your best and act like you belong there!...
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>>17278617
My uncle did all the hiring for a decent sized company for like 10 years?

I asked him once what are the most important things he looked for in interviews he said (1) was their shirt tucked in and (2) were they on time for the interview.

Sounds simple and basic but that was his job to l decide if people were worth being hired.

So just dress nice and show up maybe a few minutes early just to be safe.

>>17278641

Funnily enough, I'm going to work in the morning anyway then I'll be driving to my interview so I was thinking of wearing my standard every day attire (a fitted skirt and a shirt) but didn't want to look like I hadn't made a specific effort for them. I am a stronger interviewee, so I'm not too concerned about my ability to at least manage during the interview...I just don't want to end up with too much in my head or too little! I'll leave the notes at home I think :)

>>17278651

This is a very good point. I'm always early for interviews (although nothing else) and hopefully I'll look presentable.

Caught her on tinder one day. She said she wasn't sure if I wanted to make the relationship work because I almost never called her (we texted all day long)

Things got really bad. Both of us lost our jobs. She always took care of me. With or without job. I will always be grateful, she made sure I was fed and well all the time.
She got quite drunk a few times and wanted to break up with me.
I talked about my (only) ex to her. The third time she wanted to break up, it was because she saw I talked to her on whatsapp. She got mad and asked her what was my need...
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After that, she said she understands if I want to break up, but said that she never cheated physically on me. She used to date a lot before, but that she was faithful to me and really loved me.

I mentioned, once I'm gone, it's going to be like if I never existed.
Deleted all of our pictures together on her phone and facebook, conversations, my contact, everything that I could.
She got mad at the next morning, saying I didn't have the right to take her memories, and that she has no one.
After that, she went out for a smoke, I checked her phone....
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>>17278607
There's not a lot anyone can say that makes this any better

It was a whirlwind 3 months by the sound of it, and it appeared to be a fairly unhealthy relationship. She seems to smoke and drink a lot, whereas you don't. That can be a huge mismatch

It was just 3 months. It was infatuation, not love

Hang in there

>>17278518
I'd try to leverage your existing experience into something profitable. You have record of making 55k so you can ask for that when applying to similar work.

If that doesn't pan out and your unemployment benefits are starting to expire, consider college.

>>17278518
Try to get a job, preferably in an government office again, but set a time limit to how long you will search. If you get that job, consider taking college part time or in spare time so you can have a degree. If you don't get a job reasonably soon, consider what you want to study and see if you can take courses and work on campus or get job assistance/referrals while studying. I hope that this is helpful! GL!

See if you can get government grants and go to school for free. It's called FAFSA. The best thing you can do is invest your 10k (if you want to do it safely put it in a mutual fund, if you're feeling a little risky then look into the stock market). You're at the perfect age to start investing in retirement. The 10k you invest now in a mutual fund would be worth 320,000 by the time you would turn 55 years old. Get a part time job if you go to school.

>>17278500
Talk to her more

Molested kid here. For me sex isn't that great because when I first experienced it, it wasn't sexual (for me). It was a chore. So, now it feels the same. She knows you like it and just tolerates it for that.

Are you recently together? Maybe she'll warm up but, honestly, it's a hard thing to get over. Even if she doesn't get flashbacks anymore, it's just the association isn't positive like it is for most people.

>>17278551
Jesus, so there's nothing I can do to help? We've been together for few years.

>>17278550
What do I say? She's not the smartest person. I'd say she has an IQ of 115 maximum.

by not interacting with him.

>>17278488
What if it's your mom?

I'm about to move out, but I still have to deal with her for the rest of her/my life. It's my mom, and we have had good relations before.

>>17278492
you grow up, you set more boundaries, but family is generally tough for life.

>>17278472
He licks me out until I can't take it anymore and I have to push him away.

Disclaimer about preferences being individual and yada yada.

I adored it when my lover was blatant about his sexuality. Especially because he used to be pretty shy about saying stuff on his end, knowing I made him comfortable enough to be open only added to it. He once texted me just to say that he had a dream in which I was naked, he was rock hard when he woke up, and masturbated furiously. It really turned me on especially that he didn't bother saying hi or whatever, just going straight for the sexual stuff knowing it would be relevant to my interests.

One time I looked up to meet his gaze when going down on him and saw him lying back with his eyes closed and mouth a bit open, touching his nipples. One of the hottest memories I have.

Also love being firmly grabbed and pushed around a bit. I especially love having a guy on top of me, pushing a hand down on my stomach, and talking dirty in my ear/licking my neck. Makes me feel all enveloped.

Overall, what impresses me most is confidence (daring to show real arousal, make real noises, say inane shit during dirty talk, make eager eye contact - no porn lines or trying to fuck like a robot because everything else is "awkward"), enthusiasm/passion, and having a feeling for when to make a move. It's really hot when the guy remembers what you respond to and throws it in the mix when he can tell you're worked up, when he knows how to work your soft spots.

>>17278531

goddamnit ... i haven't had sex with someone I felt to this way about in about a year. every girl just bores me and I stop after 10 minutes and pretend that I have stage fright or something.

>>17278452
You fell for the rule 34 meme my friend, go on no fap for like a month, go out in public with sunglasses and look at only real girls. you'll get there eventually.

stop jerking it to drawings.

Why even bother? Plenty of drawings around.