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Go to doctor or are these just warts or something? I get them on and off, only on my fingers, and they weren't on my fingers earlier today. Not itchy and doesnt hurt
>>17280313
Those look like bites or some kind of allergic reaction. I wouldn't worry about it if you feel fine, unless they don't go away after a week or so.
They're hives. It's normal, particular around the fingers. It's usually a bodily stress response, either from you just being stressed or sometimes from something you ate.
I've got a few on my palms right now from drinking wine.
>>17280313
I get stuff like that.
Only mine itch. I'm pretty sure mine have to do with my allergies, since I only get them in the summer and only when my allergies are bad.
Mine went away after a few weeks. Washing them with soap but not scrubbing seemed to help.
Hey /adv
Got any advice(s) to get a better rest?
I mean, I'm not having troubles to fall asleep, the thing is, when I wake up, I feel more tired than when I went to bed and it is hell to try to get up because my body it is just tired.
I thought that I wasn't getting enough time, even when I do +/- 8 hours of sleep I feel the same. My diet is fine, I usually do excersie, I'm off from college so I'm not stressed out.
Anything would help.
>>17280261
Try getting your iron levels checked next time you go to the doctors, if you have low iron levels that could be what's making you tired.
>>17280261
do you snore? sleep apnea can make you feel tired as fuck.
also are there noises or other stimuli in the room when you're sleeping? sometimes things can wake you up just enough to disrupt your sleep, but not enough that you notice being awake. then in the morning you don't remember that you woke up.
>>17280265
Thanks anon, I'll check that out asap.
>>17280272
Not that I know, when I snore I realize and wake up (usually it's because I'm sleeping in a bad position) and nobody has told me if I do that. The noises thing sounds logical but my house it's in a pretty quiet enviroment, the loudest sound I can hear from my room is the fridge (my room is near the kitchen) but I've never considerated it a problem.
What's the best online retailer I can buy from without a script?
>>17280205
>buying viagra online
Why not just get a prescription from your doctor?
>>17280223
I'm 21 and my dick works I just want it for confidence issues and recreation
Bump for interest kinda.
I have been at an ideological crossroads for a while: /pol/, centrist, and Tumblr. Pretty much just fascist, reasonable, and modern hippie sjw.
I feel the most comfortable as a centrist, but I have a lot of paranoia about my future and the futures of my loved ones, so I want to influence myself to believe in /pol/ shit. (I'm an underage ban, mind you. There's personality to be developed.) However, the /pol/ ideology doesn't really make me feel happy, because of being based off of paranoia, there's nothing positive about it in for me except for just more negativity.
What do I do? Do I sacrifice my happiness and be a fascist like /pol/luters or be happy and be a centrist or SJW?
>>17280196
nice blockland pic
/pol/ people tend to be shut-in weirdos. Aligning with middle-left views at least guarantees you can have friends that society won't think are deadbeat conspiritards. Plus you said middle-left makes you happy so go for it.
>>17280215
Yeah, this can be true, but it just seems to me that if I agree with the /pol/luters but make myself look far more liberal then there's no problem in the sense of how people see me.
I'm away on business in a new city this week and I want to fuck the alternative waitress that works in the restaurant across the street from my hotel. Probably 5-6 face but her ass is fucking unreal. Though I have alternative interests, I look like your everyday average chump. I don't look like a hipster at all. I'm clean and well-groomed but am certainly nothing special. What is the best strategy for me to maximize my chances of railing this hipster's sweet sweet ass?
>>17280154
>Probably 5-6 face but her ass is fucking unreal.
Subjective bullshit.
What's your question?
Dude. She is there to work. She probably hates her job and has weird guys hitting on her all the time. She's probably sick of it. If you flirt with her properly without being autistic and she likes you, leave your number in the checkbook when you pay your bill. She'll call if she wants to. You don't need to make yourself look like an idiot what stammering "d-do you want t-to g-g-go out sometime m'lady" while she politely rejects you and then goes to the kitchen to make fun of the creep at table seven with her staff.
On the tip line write "tippa this dick"
I need resources on becoming more "alpha", as it's called. Books, websites, ect, or general advice.
I find pua and redpill distasteful and I am not looking to become a player. Im just tired of being rejected.
>falling for the alpha/beta meme
You're not going to make it, anon.
>>17280141
I realize that it's not totally real but there is an undeniable divide between attractive and unattractive men and alpha/beta is the easiest and most recognizable way to say it.
I just want resources on crossing that divide.
Good looks and confidence. If you don't have good looks, dress well, wash your face, and have nice hair. If you don't have confidence, fake it. Don't look desperate for a relationship either. Also don't say alpha
I'm a fresh grad out of highschool without a job and just realized my mother is stealing money from me but she won't fess the fuck up. It was only 40 bucks but I don't have a job so 40 dollars is a big hit for me. What should I do?
>>17280076
Hide your shit moron
Ignore the 40$. Lesson learned
is she addicted to painkillers?
>>17280134
Was addicted when I was little. It's fucking smokes this time. She said she quit but I saw cigarette ashes in the washroom earlier and that's how I put two and two together. She did this before when I was little
I'm seeing this girl but the thing is I have a 4 inch erect penis I don't know if I should tell her or not am I betraying her trust she is a shy nice girl and I don't know if it would bother her or not.
>>17280035
Not all girls are size Queens, in fact it's considered a fetish. Relax and let the topic come up, as long as you're competent with what you're doing you should be fine
Get good at oral and satisfying her or youre doomed
>>17280035
Dude ive told 3 girls before i got with them, they didnt care to know. Ive not told 10 and they didnt care when it came to sex. It doesnt matter. She doesnt care. Just get on with it.
>>17280085
This pretty much, unless you have a micro penis you're fine
So I am in a body cast and while I am immobilized, my family and friends decided to throw me an intervention
"Get sober and stop being a NEET, anon"
The shitty thing is, I've actually been sober and busting my ass looking for work and education the last three months, but they don't know that.
I wasn't able to say much in response because I am stupid and delirious and in a lot of pain but basically said "Yeah. I'm a POS. I'm sorry"
They all think my accident was due to me being drunk/high and falling, but...
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>>17279993
You're not telling us everything op. Come on and tell us all, your family and friends aren't stupid unlike yourself.
I'm always willing to listen to a MM&O poster
>>17279993
You've been a NEET and drunk for a while m8. You don't just bounce back one day. Shit takes time, keep trying. Whatever you do just don't give up. I felt kind of like this when I got laid off. Had a year where I was basically homeless and working min wage. Things are a lot better now, after a year of busting my ass off. Good luck
How to make $500 by the end of june?
I can't get a job because everywhere I applied rejected me, due to the fact that I can only work in June, and nobody wants to hire somebody who will only work for a month.
I need the money for when I go back to school.
How can I find jobs on Craigslist or something for a quick buck?
I am good with a computer too, if that counts. I can program, 3D model, and make textures and pixel art.
>>17279855
>june
I meant July, sorry I'm retarded
Why the fuck are you telling them you can only work thtmat long? Are you just that honorable, or is it a case if stupid? Because of course no one is gonna to hire you for a month. I do one off jobs, sell your blood/sperm, or just beg. Those are your legal options anyways.
>>17279855
You won't make 500 in a month normally . Your best bet is to find help wanted paying in cash gigs on craigslist.
I'm an ultra skeleton (around a 17 BMI) but I'm untoned as fuck. How should I exercise if I want to get a toned, ottermode aesthetic? I can only do shit in my room with no lifting equipment. I'm looking for a specific workout routine.
>>17279831
you sound hot.
bodyweight training won't really get you ottermode. 'toned' still requires some amount of muscle mass.
also ask /fit/, no one here lifts.
>>17279831
As far as I know off the top of my head, protien rich foods (lots of it) and swimming is probably your best chance at ottermode. But /fit/ knows far more.
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>haven't cum in a day or two
>checking out other people, questioning my relationship, get annoyed with my partner to the verge of breaking up with no remorse
>masturbate/have sex
>good feelings about partner come back
>relationship issues don't seem like issues anymore, wonder why I was suddenly willing to give up my relationship just to fuck other people
Which is my real brain?
>>17279751
you posted a meme on sex, what do you think
>>17279751
Talk your partner about satisfying your sexual needs. It's literally your only job in a relationship, keep the other person moderately happy and satisfied and don't fuck anyone else.
>>17279751
Also, you're probably 16-21, and full of insane hormones. Just fuck until they're gone
How do I get rid of my fetishes? I'm hoping I can maybe remove a fair amount of my degenerate tastes and keep them to a minimum so I have any hope of getting laid and achieving orgasm in the future. I'm also just tried of fapping everyday, finishing, then come down from it only to be ashamed of what I'm doing/watching to get off. Honestly being able to stop wanking in general would be great, my multi-hour once a day fap sesh is probably hurting more than helping
>>17279681
exercise some more self-control and discipline, stop watching porn, go outdoors, find new shit to think about instead of porn and sex, you can do this anon... you're only hurting yourself by watching porn
>>17280155
What should I fill the void with? All I have is vidya and I even get bored with that sometimes
Fetishes are usually life sentences. In middle and early high school i was into pissing and BDSM, but i just stopped liking that one day. The rest of my fetishes haven't gone away. But they're pretty vanilla and probably not even fetishes. Unless it is something disgusting and repellant i wouldn't worry about it.
>qt3.14 adds me on FB
>starts conversation
>mostly joke around a bit
>stop talking after awhile
>months pass, see her post on fb asking if people play X game
>tell her I play X game but suck
>shes in the top 5% of X game
>play togethere, she usually does all the hard work
>she lives far away,...
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>>17279647
>>months pass, see her post on fb asking if people play X game
Attention whore. Girls don't play videogames.
maybe you just suck at conversation don't ask a lot of questions and be really confident at just chatting shit and ignoring her.
>>17279655
checked
also yeah this kinda sounds like me
so just tease her about stupid shit?
I've been told I talk like i have marbles in my mouth.
Any ways to avoid this? Like any exercises I can do to help my pronunciation?
your tongue might be too long
Is there a surgery for that?
If only there was a way to search the internet using keywords...
Something like "how to enunciate"...
>>17279552
Ironically, actually talking with marbles in your mouth can help this (for practice, onviously; not in general). Just make sure the marbles are clean.
