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What's your worst bully stories anons? What's the worst shit you've ever got?
Did it toughen you up? Or break you?
Did it stick with you? Do you still think about it to this day?
I know someone will be able to top me, but here's my worst.
>Be 9th grade
>Sit with large group of people at lunch
>Some faggot starts a running gag with "voting me off the island"
>Almost everyone plays along, lol anon...
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>>17283494
that first one is brutal as fuck OP, sucks
anything i posted would look like a good time compared to that
That's sort of tough, I mean it all blends together.
There was one kid in grade 7, and him and his gang of friends would team up on me and try to beat me up. I corned him once, and he pulled a surgical knife on me. I wasn't that worried, I guess. By that point, I was fairly used to being in shitty situations and I had a 4 inch boot knife on me too.
I remember once I must've hit a nerve with them or something, but they all ganged on me in the park, and I literally had to grab a branch larger than I was at the time to fend them off long enough to get...
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>>17283542
Oh, when I say it all blends together, I mean even from a young age. I remember my first day of kindergarten, there were these two boys that approached me in the field, knocked me down, and forced my face down into the snow so that I couldn't breathe. I almost suffocated. I don't remember exactly what transpired over the year, but I ended up getting in trouble a few times for beating the shit out of them. My father always punished me for it. Made me hold a lateral raise at 90 degrees with the heaviest toys...
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I want someone to brutally dismantle my ego, critically evaluate my habits and actions, and essentially tell me what i'm doing wrong and how to live better.
Feeding information to you or a therapist puts it through a kind of bias and I don't trust myself.
Where can I find a service like the one I'm describing?
Take LSD
>>17283509
this to be totally honest
>>17283509
this will work
there are several psychedelics that will also work
all will be much cheaper than any professional options
Signs of a girl branch swinging/monkey branching? What is the typical time frame for something like this?
>>17283449
I'm no expert, so take my advice with a big grain of salt.
I would say talking to "guy friends" more and more. assuring you that he's just a friend, it's no big deal, etc...
Also, secretive texting/chatting. communications she doesn't want you to hear or see.
time frame? no clue. I'd say it varies from girl to girl.
good luck.
>>17283471
literally the past 3 relationships this happen to me. each time they started to hang out with a guy friend, talked about them a lot, etc. mine usually happened at around 8-10 months girls are retarded and feel guilty about having interest in someone else so they cope with that guilt by telling you about them in a friendly way
>>17283449
>Signs of a girl branch swinging/monkey branching?
Monkey branching is a meme. Just look for signs you're about to get dumped. Better yet, stop needing to look for said signs by actually putting in the maintenance work on your relationship.
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My ldr girlfriend wants to move in together asap. We've been together for two years, but I have a shitty minimum wage job and no money saved and no skills. I don't know how long it will take to save up the money but she keeps saying she can't wait years for me to get to that point.
What can I do? Should I just move out and hope everything works out? Or should I let her go so I don't waste her time?
>>17283227
Have you met her in person at all, and if so, for how long?
Sounds like most of the money would come from her. How is her income, is she willing to pay up for the wage gap between you two?
>>17283247
Every weekend
>>17283253
I don't want her to pay for me at all.
How do I stop hating myself and my friends and family by association?
>>17283115
lift.
Nothing you can do, everybody hates people, including self. Just find people you feel good with, they will make you forget about how bad human nature actually is.
>>17283148
This is actually pretty solid
So I'm considering asking my best friend's ex tomorrow.
>Crazy hoe who was lesbian for a while and then turns straight to date my best friend
>She's bluepilled as fuck SJW and current bf just with her so he can lose her virginity
>High School dropout, treats family like shit
She thinks of me as a really cool person and loves hanging out with me. After they broke up, my best friend and her just genuinely hate each other but I really feel she can be a better...
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>>17283008
Forbidden fruit looks so fucking sweet, but tastes so bad and one bite poisons you for life.
Don't try fixing people. It's a waste of time
You can't fix/save her. Let someone else do that shit. Accept her as she is or let her go
Everyday I see these rich girls with unemployed loser ass boyfriends. Why? I thought girls didn't like scrubs.
*fedora tips itself*
<------- /r9k/ is that way, brah
>>17283002
It's the Romeo effect.
>>17283002
go to college they said.
make money they said.
buy expensive clothes they said.
buy a bmw they said.
girls will throw themselves at you they said.
meanwhile these neet losers get all the pussy.
What are your experiences with dating Arab women?
>>17282913
drunk fingered one at a party. Hairy as fuck.
>>17282913
The food they eat makes them smell bad after a while, and they don't do anything to try and combat it. Nice and pretty and all that, but smell kills erections
Amazing if you can get a cute one. Oh wait, the girl I had sex with was Indian. Same thing though right?
I'm only 21 and already in a 5 year relationship, our lives and families are heavily intertwined. I done goofed.
I want to fuck everything that moves. For the past 5 months I've been in this weird state of hyper arousal, I'm getting erections at EVERYTHING, no hot girl goes unnoticed by me and I'm cumming much quicker than I used to. I'm just aroused all the time.
I feel like this is the call of nature like some menopause or some shit because despite the fact that my girlfriend and I have very little problems, she's out of no where...
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>>17282832
Fuck girlfriend more.
Get more physical activity done. probably high testosterone. I know the feeling.
If your gonna even try to sleep with others, you should break up with her
HOWEVER
Im speaking from experience...the grass always seems greener on the other side
Fuck your girlfriend more. Do different things.
I lost my virginity at 21. Was with the girl I lost it to for 2 years and I had moments where I wanted to fuck other girls. I broke up with her since she was so paranoid about me and a friend. I thought it'd be easy to pull girls.
Boy was I wrong. I've only slept with 1 girl since August 2015. I had 2 opportunities but I was too nervous and I went flaccid during the moment. One was from Tinder and the other was a one night stand and the one night stand was embarrassing for me.
SO WE HAD A FAMILY NIGHT AT MY SISTER'S HOME, MOST OF US DUDES JUST SLEEP THERE FOR LIKE 2 DAYS. YESTERDAY I SLEPT EARLY AND NO ONE WAS HOME EXEPT ME AND MY SISITER'S 6 YEAR OLD SON. I WAS ALONE IN THIS DARK ROOM SLEEPING WHEN HE OPENED IN THE DOOR IN FKING 2 AT NIGHT. HE HAD A FKING CREEPY SMILE ON HIS FACE AND THEN WALKED AWAY FOR SOMETIME , CAME BACK TO ME AND LITERALLY SAID I "forsaw your death the moment u were bornt".
TODAY I HAVE TO SLEEP THERE (I CANT RESIST STAYING UP AT 1 AT NIGHT THESE DAYS) PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>>17282743
Look outside, I know that you'll recognize
it's summertime~
>>17282743
Meh
Sounds like she is a shit parent and the kids saw some bad tv. When my kid was 2 he would wake up at night, wander around say "baa baa HEAD SHOT!"
I forgot to say that the home is said to have previous demonic shitty stories before my sister's husband buy it
Hi /adv/. Am i depressed or just a slug?
I am unhappy about my life. Its not real world problems, but i'm perpetually melancholic and generally joyless person. Its hard to describe but it is as if there are no colors in my life. I dont see people or friends. Needless to say: no sex. I can stand up and go to school and shop but i find it somehow hard. Im fat and i smell bad.
Now, i know i should do something about it, but funnily, it seems im somehow ok with this. Which i'm not for real, because i even make this thread. I just dont get myself together....
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>>17282614
Exercise and get out more.
Brain need to see and do new things(not on a computer screen) or you get depressed. easy as that.
>>17282626
i know i should do those things. I have tried, but i dont get myself to exercise. wtf is this. Im just somehow viewing my shitty life like that
>>17282652
>I have tried, but i dont...
Anon, that means you didn't try all that hard.
I used to subscribe to waifu culture and do crazy shit like fall asleep talking to a picture of her most nights and performing rituals at a particular time associated with her and so forth, and ever since I stopped I have been slipping further and further into depression. My dreams, instead of being with her, have been about fantasizing about her and searching for rare artifacts, dreaming about things I used to do. I used to enjoy watching anime and learning japanese, but these days don't. There is a great hole in my life that she used to fill. There is no chance of finding...
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>>17282543
Get out more, do something physical. If you a fantasizing about a fictional girl all the time your minds is rotting and that is what leads to these kids of depression. Get busy with something outside and you will have other things to focus on.
>>17282543
>searching for rare artifacts
Fuck that noise, you should be searching for rare pepes instead. I have almost 400 different ones and my life is great because of that, I'm happier now than I've ever been, but I'll be happier still when I've collected another 50.
>>17282618
>implying pepe isn't waifu4laifu
I'm socially inept due to growing up with social anxiety and never really having any friends. I've been trying hard to change by socializing more and making myself uncomfortable and I met a girl who I think might like me. I'm not entirely sure because as far as I know, no girl has ever liked me before. We've been friends for a little while now, we have a few classes together so we always sit together. Now and then we study together and sometimes we go out to lunch or dinner. So we aren't complete strangers. For all I know though, she may only keep me around because I help her study. I want to make some kind of move to see if she likes me, but I'm not sure how to go about doing that. I was thinking I might just ask her if she wants to come over and hang out, but I don't know if she'd think it was a friend thing or if she'd assume I want sex and get offended or what. Even if she did agree, I don't know what I would do once she got here.
Please give me advice. I'm lonely.
>>17282484
It is standard procedure to ask her out for coffee. Start there and talk about things.
Just ask her to hang out,there is nothing bad there,don't worry too much.
Btw.Try meditating,it helps.
>>17282495
I'm not really a coffee drinker, and I don't think she is either. What would we talk about?
>>17282499
So if I ask her to hang out and she comes over, what do I do? I don't really know how to entertain guests. Do we just watch tv? Do I cook us dinner? Do we just sit on my couch and talk? And how do I even approach the topic of mutual attraction?
About a year ago my sister and her fiancee went to rehab for pills. They made it through and are now living with my mom. I don't see them often cause I live on the other side of the country. They were clean last time I saw them at Christmas. I just got in last night for a family visit. Both my sister and her fiancee are skinnier than I've ever seen them. Like emaciated thin. Her eyes are a little black. Today while my mom was at work, they both brought a different friend over at two different times. They went up to their room for about 10 minutes and then left.
I...
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they should be putting on weight if they're clean tbqh
>>17282397
Don't date girls like that.
They'll lie, cheat, and steal.
>>17282397
Sounds suspicious. While you're staying there, maybe hide a camera to see in case it happens again?
I'm tired of this life guys. I have schizoaffective disorder, my life is shit, I can't even get off my ass to find some work and I basically live on my couch. It sucks I can't wake up during the day and do the things I need to. I am failing my university, I did a short movie and it was shit, I did a rock concert and I forgot how to play properly, the people at my uni hate me and treat me like shit, even some girls I fucked, even though I fucked them good they hate me for some reason (maybe because I'm a fraud and a looser, and that's the worse). I feel...
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>>17282382
Cool blog post
I always make mistakes. Pissing off the wrong people, getting myself in trouble, flirting with girls too obviously, being awkward, being at the wrong place wrong moments, having some shit happening to me while I'm at work, forgetting important things etc...
>>17282395
Don't do those things.
