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What are the must have social media?
I hate social media. But I don't want to stand out against the normies. What is the minimal amount of social media to have? If you're a fucking weirdo don't answer, sorry, but the whole point of this is to get a response from someone who uses lots of social media and considers themselves RELATIVELY normal.
Right now I have a facebook, twitter (It's not a public one. Like I don't use it to follow irl friends and stuff, I only use it for my interests, like I follow car companies, video game developers,...
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>>17273916
i just have facebook and even then i wish i could just delete it but im travelling soon and need to contact my friends. social media is a waste of time. filled with useless information and vanity thru viral videos.
>>17273916
Facebook is for fags
Instagram and Snapchat are all you need
Snapchat is for sending pet pics and posting your normie adventures in your story whilst sending dick pics and recieve tit shots
Instagram is basically blogging your normie shit in pictorial form for likes
~~oh god~~
i made an instagram and it suggested people from my highschool/uni to follow
should i ~follow~ people
that seems to LAAAAAMe ugh I fucking HATE SOCIAL MEDIA CRAP
It usually gets better if I also use my tongue but its still far away from being even tolerable.
It's not about losing your accent. Think of it as picking up an "American" accent. Keep in mind there are different accents in America.
>>17273917
And how do I pick up an American accent.Of course there are different accents but we all know which one I want.
>>17273956
>but we all know which one I want.
You make it seem like there's an objectively "right" American accent.
If you live in America, go outside more. If not, consume more American media in the accent you like.
how do you talk to girls /adv/?
I always try to go for interest straight away but it seems like either they aren't interested in anything, or I go too far into their interests and they are only surface level interested.
Worse I think I sound like a know-it-all.or something because after i'm done talking they always seem really turned off.
>>17273841
bvmp for interest and for this adorable pic!
ANONYMOUS SEMPAI I NEED YOU TO NOTICE ME RIGHT NOW
>>17273841
It's more
>how do you talk to people?
You don't ask for their interests. No one does in real life. You don't lecture them about stuff.
You ask general questions (how are you? or bullshit like that) or make funny comments about the situation you're in. You ask questions related to the things they're talking about, or share related stories. You smile a lot. You joke around and keep the mood light.
Never say something bad about yourself. Never say something...
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Ok so I want to post some art online and I don't want people stealing my stupid characters.
What are the rules for protecting your content from plagiarism? How does all this shit even work?
You just need to write "OC: donut steel" in the description and it will be protected
Just write "don't steal" or your name in a watermark on it like everyone else?
Although, based on viewing of thousands of pieces of original "art" posted out there, nobody will give enough of a damn about your "totally original" character to steal it. A solid 80-90% of what is out there is off model garbage with poor proportions/coloring/shading/linework.
>>17273638
>>17273641
Yea I actually want to make something of them tho.
I expect to get a lot of shit for this, but I'll go ahead and ask; I'm currently attending group counseling sessions for a MJ related DUI and I've probably failed three urine analysis up until now. It says on my treatment plan though that I am not subject to random urine analysis, but they keep making me take them. They give you a pass on the first one, but if you fail consistently, you have to attend more classes or you get non-compliant and have to serve out the rest of your sentence. If I get non-compliant, I have to go to jail for 9 days, get my license suspended...
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This is taking place in Tempe, AZ btw
Any advice, whether it be legal or psychiatric, is appreciated. I plan on getting my med card ASAP but honestly I'm thinking of just quittingmj altogether...
>>17273583
No offense, but you seriously might want to go to reddit
People are more legal savvy there, and they have an advice board too
Need your help.
There's a cliff nearby that I always ride my bike to hoping one day I'll have a 1 second urge to ride off it and end my life.
But so far 3 months passed and I still haven't had the balls to fall off. I would even climb down and hope I'll slip and end myself or I'll just have that 1 second urge to jump.
I'm such a pansy, I even tried getting drunk and it hasn't helped enough.
Anyone know any good drugs I can take that will make me not care about jumping off the cliff?
>>17273417
WHAT YOU NEED IS PCP
Why do you want to kill yourself pham??
>>17273417
Have you tried just drinking and getting really close to it? You don't need to really ride off it. Just get drunk and see how close you can ride next to it.
Sometimes accidents happen.
if you and a girl broke up and she got pregnant, would you want to know?
>>17273306
Did medieval Europeans think mermaids were Asian men with blonde hair and tails?
damn.
also N/A, not a man.
>>17273306
i wouldnt take you at your word that it was mine. but if you knew it was, id want to know and id expect you to accommodate my disbelief.
>>17273372
Thanks for answering my question.
But it's pathetic you had to make assumptions about my honesty to make it. This is specifically about if a guy would want to know, just so it isn't some big secret he can get angry or violent about later?
>graduated high school a month ago
>entering college soon
>was always too lazy and complacent with the shut-in lifestyle to make friends
>know I need to change
>know I have little time to prepare myself to do a 180 from how I am now
Give me the rundown. How do you make friends in the year of our lord 2016
literally throw yourself into student organizations.
are you living in a dorm? it's a really easy way to meet people
>>17273237
I just found a cozy spot in our lounge and now they're are +20 of us with a lot of us graduated but some only in their second year.
In college you don't have a seating chart.
I don't know if your high school did, but college doesn't have one.
Don't sit in the same seat every day and be a boring fuck.
Sit by new people every day, and actually talk to them.
So, my gf likes to watch me have sex. Since it's hard for her to get her good viewing angle when we're in bed together, she brings over women, usually ones she meets in her work capacity (She's a tour guide), and convinces them to sleep with me while she watches in from the balcony.
It's getting weird, and lately, more and more frequent. I tried bringing up my concerns about it, how my anonymous sex with these women she picks up is squeezing out my intimacy with her, and she starts crying and saying I think she's a freak and a psycho and I'm...
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>>17273235
Your wife is a cuck.
Maybe it's like having a strong tendency towards porn, in that she self-inserts as the woman you're having sex with, and the thought of having sex with your is more stimulating than the act itself.
Try setting up some large mirrors in the room so she can see the two of you when you have sex.
>>17273235
Your girlfriend has a sexual proclivity that you aren't necessarily compatible with.
When you try to talk to her about it she completely loses her mind.
I think you know what do.
What is the best way to tell your parents you have a girlfriend without it being awkward?
"I have a girlfriend"
Just tell them?
>at dinner
>"Oh honey, tell me about your day!
>"Well I started seeing a girl, so we did X. Next week we'll do Y."
>"Good job, honey! Here's 100 GDP for not being an autist."
Seems easy enough.
>>17273188
Thanks
what's the most efficient way to creampie 100 girls? That's my goal number by the end of this year.
Last year my count was 20. (Total count is 60 girls fucked) I've got tinder pics showing off my muscles and abs, I'm tall, and have a half-decent face, so I've got to compensate for that.
>inb4 prostitute, only girls from "relationships", FWB's, one night stands or tinder/okc count towards my score
>inb4 objectifying women, I know married "nice girls" who do...
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Fuck off
>>17273165
/adv/ isn't your blog, slut
Hello /b/, I need some help here. I get really bad anxiety when I try to talk to someone about my health problems, and it doesn't help that I also have a fear of doctors. I have a large bump(2 inches across) on the side of my foot and I don't know what it is, its also slightly itchy. What do I do?
>hello /b/
>/b/
Take a Xanax before going to the doc.
>>17273089
You get over your fear and see a doctor or you live with it.
Hey /adv/ what are some good ways to make money online? I have about 1200 dollars in my bank account right now and I was thinking about buying a domain name, any ideas?
