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My roommate told me I look like pic related. How do I get a Penelope Cruz lookalike?
Step 1: Be rich
By being a succesfull actor
>>17268805
Be as rich, charismatic and famous as he is.
well i guess im quite desperate to be writing here, but hey atleast /adv/ will tell me i have cancer. So i've been smoking for abit more than a year (and alot more recently), i do hit some tabs from time to time, tilt a glass atleast few times a week and been dealing with alot of stress at work recently also decrease in sleep added to that. And i assume it all summed up into erectile dysfunction. At first the problem was very rare in bed, but as time progressed it became more often to the point that i could'nt please my partner at all the past like 5 times. Then i thought maybe i just need abit more time to get comfortable with her in bed, but then what was left went to shit and she dumped me because of that and now even fapping wont even get me aroused. Has anyone in /adv/ had a similar case ? Should i just try to quit my habits and hope everything goes back to normal or are these problems not the cause of ED and i should seek a doctors help ? Btw im 22yr.
>>17268804
bump
Sounds like you are just bored with sex desu. Try something new. Maybe some fetish you never thought of with your partner.
I am no expert, so take what I say with a grain of salt.
I could see this being 1) psychological. Something is keeping you from getting it up. Worrying about it could be making it worse, like a performance anxiety. Like when you worry so much about getting enough sleep that you can't fall asleep.
2) could be a diet thing. Take better care of your body, try to sleep more, get exercise, etc. That being said, I have been smoking cigs for almost 10 years and never had a problem with my weiner.
What's the secret to finding an apartment?
These niggers put up ads and then don't respond to e-mail or phone calls (if they aren't Pajeets trying to scam you.)
>>17268755
Buy a single apartment unless you are on the west coast or in the north east (because it's expensive).
>>17268755
You get in your car and drive around town. There are hundreds of apartment complexes in any given city. Walk in, ask for prices.
Or cut the bullshit and just google "apartments in x city" and browse from apartmentratings.com, apartmentguide.com, rent.com, etc. Go see the properties in your price point.
>>17268755
I used google maps. I would find the area I want, search for apartments. Then brought up the website if the place wasn't in a bad area. Wrote it down if I liked it. ALWAYS VISIT BEFORE YOU RENT.
Hi /adv/.
I feel so fucking empty, I don't know what is wrong with me. I feel like everything is devoid of any meaning.
I stopped playing LoL about a month ago and thought that will help me be productive. Then I used Linux Mint but I just watched some series, wasted time on internet etc.
I want to start with LoL again even though I know it's shit game and I get salty but at least it was a fake purpose and I got my mind off of other things.
>>17268732
buy Overwatch instead
>>17268732
The solution has to come from you. If you want to be "productive" then find a productive hobby, or some job or skill that you can be passionate about. Motivation is a muscle, you got to develop it.
>>17268735
I would try it, but no money for it.
>>17268792
I agree.
But maybe I don't want to because I would find no meaning in it, or I'm afraid of failure. Just excuses probably.
Thanks for reply.
What do newlyweds do after the ceremony, prior the reception/party? Where do they go ?
>>17268724
Probably go makeout in a room somewhere.
>>17268734
But they usually leave in a car, where do they go?
>>17268738
Can't say for certain, but I'd imagine they'd want to spend some moments alone since they kinda just tied the knot. Maybe they go home for a moment or rush straight to the reception?
So I've recently started reading about existentialism and all that bullshit philosophical crap and they keep storming into my fucking brain, I keep getting really shit thoughts about life and death and I just want to go back to being happy
Ignorance is a bliss
I'm quite young and I have a life ahead of me, how do I just fucking stop this
>inb4 kill yourself
na mate
>>17268676
You should have taken the Blue Pill
>>17268684
No mate I'm fine with the redpill
It's just that this deep, philosophical crap that storms into my brain and puts me into misery
I swear I go from one depression to a fucking another
>>17268703
Read the Myth of Sisyphus if you haven't already.
disclaimer: im (probably) borderline (not selfdiagnosed)
How do you know what sexuality you are?
I got a blowy from a male friend last night and it felt kinda conflicting. I like SOME girls, rarely, and get into guys when im drunk. I dont feel like sex and stuff does anything for me though, i just wack it to furry shit every now and then. Shit's weird, if it were up to me, sex every week or so would be plenty. Kinda feel like my sexuality is broken or some shit. Could be im just too picky? Granted, i have good looks.
tl;dr HOW KNOW IF HOMO OR BI OR WHATEVER
Borderline people have fucking weird identity and sexual habits.
>>17268581
So... i cant know right now?
If the diagnosis comes to borderline, i definitely want to go on meds. Think i can figure that shit out then?
bump
any other thoughts?
A while ago, I experienced what I would call the worst headache of my life. It started above my left ear and spread up and back across my scalp. It felt like my brain had been hit really hard or something. It went away probably an hour later. I may have passed out because I opened my eyes and was on the floor. I was pretty anxious but the pain stopped completely. What's going on?
>>17268479
You probably had a stroke
>>17268479
stroke dude
I will not scare you, but it is very important that you go to a neurologist. Sounds pretty serious, just have some exams to see if everything is fine.
And uh by a while ago I mean it was a couple years ago.
am I addicted to sugar?
for the past weeks i've been trying to eat more healthy; that also includes eating only about 10-20g sugar per day and including almost no refined sugar. but every few days i notice that i feel dizzy and have a lack of concentration. like just now. but now i went to the store and bought 200g cookies, ate every single one and i'm literally on a "high". haven't felt so comfortable for at least a few days. comparable to drinking your morning coffee. only slightly stronger.
>>17268422
I'm addicted to sugar. It sucks.
It's pointless to reply to this thread, because OP has already had the worst sugar crash of his life and now he's asleep.
And yes. Sugar is extremely addictive
>>17268422
Sounds like it. I myself have started working out and cutting out the caffeine & sugar I was so hooked on. I quit cold turkey so I got a bit of a sickness and had some of the symptoms you stated, but they went away after a while.
You can try weening yourself off by replacing all that shit with literally anything else. Fruit is a great substitute if you have a sweet tooth.
I've tried like 15 different brands but I still feel nothing when I'm wearing a condom. What's going on here? It feels like I'm just humping the air and there's just no friction around my penis.
Same here, i lost my virginity at 15 and since then i cant feel anything wearing a condom or not, when i have sex i need to jerk off to cum, girls love me, but i cant feel any pleasure in sex
Desensitization from masturbation
#SmallPenisProblems
Is there anyway I can help restore my damaged hair? Any washing techniques or special shampoos and conditioners I could buy? Ways to comb my hair?
It's made me pretty self conscious about anytime people decide to stroke or run their fingers through my hair incase their fingers get caught on them and they think I don't comb my hair. But even when I do it looks and feels tangled
Have tried a haircut?
>>17268392
I have and it didn't work, I can't really afford to cut my hair much
>>17268397
So let it grow out and be patient
My partner is leaving me because of depression. My partners name is "J".
So J and me have been together for 5 years. I have health issues that have made me quit my job twice in the past and J has been supporting me. J and I have a child together. We haven't been married because we both share the same views on marriage, it's a business transaction that is more beneficial for financial reasons. Never thought to do it. We just think weddings weren't worth the hassle.
..J always told me we would be together forever. Been with me through everything....
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Why are you trying so hard to hide your gender? It's obvious you're a man, because women will leave a guy with depression, but a guy won't leave a girl with depression.
Maybe stop being such a gigantic whiny bitch and realize that depression isn't even real??? You're just addicted to having whiny, bitchy ass thoughts and being a pussy, thats a better description of your illness.
My parter is leaving me because my partner has depression*********
Wtf, why are you people so mean.
Dont you have any friends you can turn to?
What is the point of short-term dating? What's the point of being with someone with the intention for it to fail?
mostly to introduce yourself to different personalities and people. Get exposed to new things and try out different things so you can better understand yourself and what you like and don't like. Not every coupling needs to end in happily forever after OP and it being labeled a "failure"
>>17268295
Best quote from a professor I had:
"Back then, dating was actually dating, not just an excuse to bang like bunnies."
I think that should explain.
to fuck
im bad at this crap but had to let it out
>be me, 19 yo
>go out with some friends
>at the end, bring girl i really like home
>have great conversation
>we reach her house, she asks to take a selfie
>we take it, she says we look great together
>i agree
>she gives me a goodbye-hug
>as she...
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you're a faggot
She told you she loves you during a one night stand?
Good riddance. Probably a psycho.
>>17268182
This unless you knew her for a while prior.
Not sure if i should keep seeing a girl or not, She is getting attached too quickly and I only want a fuck buddy and my ex used to be her friend
Make it clear you are not looking for a ship. It's her choice if she want's to invest her time into it.
Shes only 18 though
Abort. I doubt at this point telling her that you just want something casual is going to work. She'll tell you yes while thinking that you're going to fall for her eventually.
