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Any ideas on how to promote a YouTube channel beside Twitter and Facebook
Create good content
>>17288390
This
Create one video (just one) that gets a lot of views. It could be something controversial, or it may be something that is just really good content. All you need is one video that keeps getting recommended to people to get people to come to your channel and check out your other content. That said, you're not going to get subscribers or views on your other videos if they're shit or completely unrelated to the one good one.
How do you develop self-esteem when it's clear you aren't worth jack shit?
>>17288225
Money
>>17288228
Dad left me half a fortune. I have an investment bank thing and all like a grown hoe. No idea how it works.
>>17288225
By getting up and making yourself worthwhile.
Alternatively by realising that everyone else isn't worth a jack shit too. We're all small insignificant human beings living in their small and very limited worlds/minds. Nothing, literally nothing differs you from the rest of the world.
So recently I got some genital warts removed by way of liquid nitrogen. The doc said he was sure I didn't have anything else, blood tests / urine tests etc. They've turned all black and red, and I'm told that's part of the process, they'll just fall off.
What I'm wondering is; will they scar when they're gone, and will I be able to have unprotected sex again, without putting my partner at risk?
>>17288221
Just do us all a favor and never have sex with anyone ever again.
>>17288221
>will they scar when they're gone
I had my warts on my hands... There were pink spots in all the places the warts had been fora year or two afterwards, eventually they faded. It might take longer on your genital area because it (probably) doesn't receive much sunlight. You can get creams and stuff to speed up the skin healing.
You can rail it into your bf's ass bareback all you want after they're all gone.
>>17288253
Thanks for the input?
>>17288256
>bareback all you want after they're all gone.
But will she be at risk at all? It really wasn't too bad, just some small ones on the top
Hey, so I'm going into college soon and I've been thinking about something a lot.
>Pic Unrelated
Now I'm a pretty edgy person when it comes to jokes I make and all that good shit but I know there's limits. Recently with the Orlando shooting and just looking back at all the shootings in general I've become quite scared. How do you guys deal with it? How do you go day by day knowing you or your younger siblings could be shot and killed in a public place that you go to learn? I know I'll get some edgy answers but I need some serious ones. I would've gone to /b/ if this was a joke.
>>17288211
This is a blue board, idiot.
>>17288211
By not living in a country where it's commonplace. Enjoy your dysfunctional society.
it's the price of freedom desu
How do you get painkillers, sleeping pills, xanax without a prescription? Which are the best pills and methods for exiting life?
/med/ical board when?
>>17288193
>/med/ical board when?
Because it will just be a bunch of lows asking how to get painkillers.
>>17288193
>How do you get painkillers, sleeping pills, xanax without a prescription?
Tylenol's a painkiller, and dipenhydramine works as a sleeping pill.
Xanax you'll have to get from a dealer or an overseas pharmacy (illegal).
>Which are the best pills and methods for exiting life?
None, fuck that. The right thing to do is to stay and do what you can to help others.
Women and children first, as they say. We go down with the ship.
>/med/ical board when?
I wish. Where the hell is an antisocial med student supposed to go to discuss medical topics, after all?
>without a prescription
assuming you live in america, literally why try?
Walk into any public service mental clinic and they'll hurl xanax at you like candy.
I'm drunk rn and I drink to forget please help me
>>17288188
I haven't had a drink since last Saturday, and I'm willing to wager I feel worse than you.
>please help me
Try gin and lemonade with a tiny bit of sprite.
Best advice I can give you.
>>17288190
What's wrong?
I'm stuck. I keep thinking about a girl, can't get her out of my head. It'd be okay, but it's been like this for years now. I met her 2 years ago, we became very close friends, but I fell for her. She had a boyfriend so I tried not to tell her, I wanted to keep being her friend. But eventually it was too painful and I exploded. One night I told her everything, she tried to keep being friends, but my jealousy was too big and I was causing too many troubles, so eventually she decided to stop being my friend. We talked about it, it was over a year ago. She said I was very good and she was not angry, but the best for us would be to stop talking to each other. It's been a year, yet I still see her. We are classmates and have friends in common, so I still see her all the time, but we don't talk. Today it's her birthday and she is celebrating with our common friends, but I'm not invited since we are not friends anymore. I can't stop thinking about how to be friends again. I know I'm probably still in love and just want to be friends with her because it's better than nothing, but I can't move on. I really need her. It's not the first time I post about her, and I doubt it'll be the last. Maybe I'm obsessed, I don't know what to do.
>becoming friends with girls who have bf's
C U C K
>>17288159
that's one of the reasons why I felt so miserable.
btw she was the one who wanted to be my friend at first, she called me all the time and confused me. I thought she had interest in me, but it was not the case. She just wanted to be my friend.
>>17288173
You sound like a real bitch. Grow a pair, have some self respect and fucking move on. I loved a girl ones too, we had a big fight, and she eventually ended up with another guy, who is distant family. I got over her with time, it took a few years but, eventually now I don,t feel shit for her. She's just another bitch, in this giant pond. Go for someone else, oohh and a man and a woman can'tbe just friends, without one of them being attracted to another.
I had an ex girlfriend who I'm entirely emotionally over completely but sexually my new GF doesn't get as into fetishes as my ex, despite being better in virtually every way (financially, maturity, she's even better at MKX) anyway every time I see her pictures or see her I feel super compelled to worship her feet or find a way to end up doing that. So, anyway, advice /adv?
>>17288142
When you're with someone, sometimes you have to give up certain things to be with them and keep the relationship steady. Instead of going behind her back to fap to pictures of your ex, instead of just looking at normal porn, talk to her about it. Try to get her to be more involved.
>>17288142
Girls love foot massages.
>>17288146
I just don't want to force her any further into my strange kinks?
I'm starting to think I'm a sex addict.
Its terrible. I'll be having a normal day and getting stuff done, but then, bam, i just have this urge, this itch i need to get rid of. so I almost always deal with it through masturbating. I even went on an awesome vacation and I still snuck into the bathroom to let it out because I needed it.
At home, i'll watch lots of porn and burn through my day, wasting time and masturbating. even if i dont look at porn i'll masturbate still. sometimes til i'm raw although thats rarer now.
sometimes porn doesnt cut it and i'll flirt with people online to be lewd with them, and as soon as I cum I'm filled with regret.
To make this worse I actually do have a gf, and whats even WORSE, is I almost never feel like having sex with her. Theres many times she wants to and I cant get it up, or i just dont feel like it. I dont know if thats because I've been feeling bad about our relationship(shes super tumblr feminist, and i'm, well, not) or more likely onset by this addiction.
HELP HOW DO I FIX MY BRAIN GOD DAMN I DONT EVEN THINK I ATE TODAY
that's normal for a 13 year old
Anon I think you should eat. Is there anything in your fridge you could grab? Maybe a sandwich? You should pay attention to you health. Eating is important.
>>17288120
today might be just because of Adderall. My eating slows to a halt, but i'm gonna make some food now, also on adderall I masturbate alot more. the itch is alot stronger.
thank you though. otherwise i'd put it off
>>17288124
I'm 22. I thought this would be over already.
I am a straight woman and I am in love with my gay best friend. He and I share such a deep connection that he's even admitted to me that if he wasn't gay, we would have been dating a long time ago. Knowing this literally kills me a little bit everyday and I can't stand the fact that I can never have the only person I will ever love. Its really difficult for both of us because he knows how much it hurts me and he feels really bad that this is happening to me. I have tried to forget by getting a boyfriend, but time and time again, I eventually realize I will never love them as much as i love my best friend. I am so scared that i will be alone for the rest of my life because he will eventually find a husband, whereas I only ever love him. The pain is so severe that I have been considering cutting myself off from him. I want the pain to stop. Any advice?
there's no such thing as gay or straight anymore
>>17288105
What're you trying to say?
>>17288104
>Knowing this literally kills me a little bit everyday
Stop being so melodramatic
Another typical relationship question.
>Been with partner for 5 years.
>Sex in the last 2 years has slowly been getting few and far between.
>Sex is almost non existent now.
I've asked her if anything is bothering her or if i can help with something. She says she's fine and just says "work stuff" I say she can talk to me about it. She only really complains about 1 lazy woman she has to deal with.
I confront her about the lack of sex we have she agrees and says we need more.
But EVERY Single time i initiate or make sexual innuendo she shuts me down with an excuse. And they vary from ridiculous to plausible.
I think she might be losing interest, she says she loves me at least 2 or 3 times a day. But since the sex has been gone she's also been making jokes about me spending time with other women or jokingly sleeping with them.( I don't have any female friends that i talk or hang out with which is what is concerning.)
I'm wondering if she's cheating or not? But other than work we are together all the time because we live together.... so it would have to be during work hours if she was.
Am i overlooking something? I need a femanon opinion. Why would she make passing jokes of me sleeping with people i dont know when we spend all our time together and don't fuck anymore.
inb4 cucked.
She might be insecure and joking about you with other women because she feels that she's not good enough for you. Just a possibility, there are infinitely more and the truth is that you'd know better than anyone on here. Probably. Make sure you really open up with her and emphasize that you want to assess your guys' relationship. It might sting or be uncomfortable, but having serious talks about how your relationship is going is ESSENTIAL for maintaining trust and open lines of communication.
Ask her more about work stuff, see if she's really happy, just be involved in her life and be supportive, it's often as simple as that.
>>17288038
She knows you need sex, but she doesn't care quite enough about you to work on fixing the problem, but still it's making her insecure knowing that you're not fully satisfied in the relationship.
>>17288038
>>Sex in the last 2 years has slowly been getting few and far between.
Aaaaaand why are you still with her?
I have a huge crush on my best friend. I told her a while ago but I can't move on. I don't want to do no contact because she's one of the best friends I've ever had. Reliable, trust worthy, and just plain honest. But I don't know how I can move on if she's such a big part of my life? Please somebody help me. I feel so lost.
Move on like forget your feelings about her or move on like keep trying to Make her fall in love with you?
I'm kind of the same situation as you. Can give you one or two tips about it.
>>17288029
You can't move on if she is a big part of your life. That's how it works. When she gets into a relationship, it will hurt you. Either because she stops spending as much time talking to you, or because she will talk to you about her by, or both. It will likewise m are it absolutely impossible for you to become involved with someone else properly.
So go ahead and beta orbit this chick for the rest of your life, just know that the temporary relief you get from texting her will not enrich your life.
>>17288042
I don't know. Sometimes all I want to do is move on, but I just love her so much that I can't imagine being with anybody else.
I feel intensely sick. My stomach is painful and churning, it's been this way for about 2 weeks and my doctor has said that it's likely just a stomach virus which is taking time to pass.
It's coming up to the third week now and I'm struggling to cope, I'm in so much discomfort I'm considering suicide if this turns out to be permanent.
I get sick when I don't eat and I feel dizzy and sick when I do eat, I'm sleeping 16 hours a day just top avoid consciousness.
This can't be right can it?
>>17288002
Don't come to the Internet you fucking idiot. If you're that worried go to the doctor again or emergency at the hospital
>>17288002
Yes, medical attention broski. Or! Or, you could try smoking some weed. Idk, go to the hospital faggot.
I don't think this is hospital severity, I'm in a lot of pain but there's no bleeding or anything
My local practice is opening in an hour so I'll call them
Hey /adv/.
I feel like maybe I'm starting to get bored with my relationship.
I'm only 19, I've been dating this girl since I was 15 years old. She's the only person I've ever had sex with, and my only long term relationship ever. Is it normal to feel this way after a few years in a relationship?
I feel like we're both young and wasting our youth. I feel restricted sometimes, not because she's a restricting person but because I haven't known what it feels like to be single for such a long time.
I have dreams sometimes about dating other girls I know, some that I've never even found attractive, but I always seem so happy in those dreams. I never tell my girlfriend about these. I mean, I love her. She's been so amazing to me and has been my best friend for so long. I just don't know why I'm feeling this way.
Anyone ever been in a similar situation? Is this a sign I need to break up with her?
>>17287988
i left a girl of 5 years cause i started smoking weed and felt indifferent around her cause she wasn't putting out... i left her and she refuses to take me back... it's been 4 years since we broke up and i'm slowly starting to like myself again because the girl after her fucked me mentally and physically...
honestly anon, talk to each other, find new things to do together, anal maybe? but don't leave the girl. most girls nowadays are hoes and fucked up so you may not find bettter altho the grass may seem greener elsewhere
just talk to her bro, do new things together, have a baby or someshit
but trust me, loyalty is scarce and your love life will be fucked up if you leave her for some new poon
My best friend went through the same situation and wanted to take a break, ended up taking the break and realized it was just hormones and asking her back. She got pissed that he basically just wanted to fuck someone then come back to her and he lost her.
It's your choice, either you find a way to get over how you're feeling or you take a break, which can go either one of three ways; you both realize you miss each other and get back together, you realize you don't miss each other and don't get back together, or you go on a break and your girlfriend never takes you back because she feels like she's not good enough.
Most girls (people in general) won't forgive you, just warning you. but if you're having doubts and can imagine yourself breathing a sigh of relief by being out of the relationship, chances are it's what you need to do.
>>17287988
>I feel restricted sometimes, not because she's a restricting person but because I haven't known what it feels like to be single for such a long time.
>I have dreams sometimes about dating other girls I know, some that I've never even found attractive, but I always seem so happy in those dreams.
Are you happy with your girlfriend? Genuinely happy, like, you could imagine spending your life with her and living with her while you both work some boring day-job and take care of your pets/children?
If so, then take a deep thought about what could future bring if you break up. You could meet some better people and be even happier, or you could end up alone or with someone who you don't really enjoy that much as a person. Both options are pretty plausible, but since you're 19, you'll probably have a lot of relationships ahead of you and the former is very likely. However that depends on a lot of external factors, as your sociability, character, mental health etc. If you're a depressed loner who never gets out of his mother's basement, I would sincerely advise you to stay with the girl. If you're a fitness-enthusiastic party animal, then you'll probably be better off without her.
However, if you're not really happy with her, then the answer is pretty obvious. Why the fuck are you still with her?
(aw yeah im so smart motherfucker)
yeah btw disregard all advice in this post, I'm just a depressed 19yo loner who shitposts on /adv/, /fit/ and /r9k/ because I can't do anything with my life.
Good luck op
need some advice from someone who's been there...started with the 10mg whites, then half blue, then full blues. Been on it every day for about a month and a half now, which is the longest stretch I've gone. I'll split em up and take a half in the morning, and half around 6pm. Makes me feel great and I feel like I can do anything when I'm on the high. Hasn't really affected me negatively (yet) in life and no one can tell. Anyway, I've quit once before after my last 2 week bender when I did this about 6 months ago and remember the w/d's were intense. They only lasted about 2-3 days, but I definitely could barely function at work. Watery eyes, cold/hot skin, bathroom, rls, etc. Now that I've been on it for a month and a half, I could only imagine how much worse it will be. I can't afford to miss work, and I can't let my gf know. I get that many of you will call me a pussy as maybe the amnt described isn't that much to some ppl. But from those who have been there - how do you suggest the best way I go about this when I quit Monday? Will I be back to normal on Thurs? Got a trip with the gf and her parents this weekend so I have to not be a piece of shit. Any advice on how to get better quickly, or anything will help. I realize that OP is being a shitthead so thx
>>17287947
you're going to go through withdrawals no matter what you do, and you're going to feel like complete shit.
most you can probably do to make it through is tell people you've caught the flu, and take cold medicine after you're off of it to help with withdrawal symptoms.
I came down off of opiates and it took two weeks before I stopped shitting myself and throwing up randomly.
the longer you've had the drug built up in your system, the harder it's going to be to get off of them...but all I can say is to be easy on yourself and try not to feel too guilty. if you feel bad, let other people know. You don't have to tell them the exact reason but it can help when people are more aware that you're feeling like shit.
anyways good luck anon
how long were you on the opiates before you came down?
no way you will be back to normal in that amount of time, forget that.
Tell people you are sick and dont ruin your health because of work, its not that important. maybe cancel the hollidays with your GFs parents and stay home sick, thats the best guess how you can avoid them finding out
maybe consult a doctor who has experience with drug withdrawels, they have a few tricks up their sleeves but be blunt and honest with him.
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