Look up how to do it at home and be exceedingly careful. You don't want to infect the area around your skull, it has the potential to infect blood that goes into your brain.

>>17285968
dermatologist, dude

are you sure you aren't a hairy woman and this ins't your breast?

Are they even taking applications now or did your friend just want you to apply out of the blue?

Can you not just open up any messanger and ask your friend right now?

>>17285952
he got robbed recently, no phone

messaged him on fb, no response

Oh for fucks sake, Anon. Are you fucking serious right now? We fucking needed you back there, man, and you fucking bail on us? Jesus christ. What, because you were afraid of saying it was your first time? What the fuck?
Everybody was fucking online and good to go, and you screwed it up. Thanks a lot, man. God damn it.

>>17285932
Ahahah. I've been there. I still have some anxiety but honestly, all you have to do is just laugh at yourself a bit. Say "sorry guys I'm kind of a noob" in the most honest, humble way possible to get it out of the way. That way people will hold your hand a bit and not rage at you entirely because you've self-depreciated yourself from the get go. After you get used to it, you'll warm up.

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>>17285713
Depends on your workload during college and how much you need the money. It's also worth considering which job will give you the best connections for whatever you want to do once you graduate.

I think they both have positives. Job 1 will work better with college and, because it's independent, give you more freedom as an educator. Job 2 may give you more structure which can be helpful if you're completely new to the field and will give you more work experience.

I don't think either...
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>>17285713

id haggle up, but like the other anon said it depends entirely on the rest of your life. the pros and cons balance out evenly so its a matter of what you want and what you need (or need MORE as the case may be)

>>17285751
I do need the money.Thank you for laying out the situation.
>>17285765
The thing is i'm not sure how appropriate haggling is as an entry position with education.

shameless bump

It's a big change in your life. It's completely normal to have the jitters. Youll get over it with time.

Change is scary. This is normal. Every time something good happens to me, I have at least one night where I get weirdly depressed. Then I wake up the next morning and get back to my shit, and it's fine. As long as you're still waking up and getting back to your shit, you're fine too. You're just stressed out because suddenly you have a lot to lose

kek at that convo. but yes, she's into you

>>17285594
Yes she's into you. However that conversation is gay as fuck.

>>17285605
She seems really cool, and sometimes I think she might like me, but a couple of days ago she told me she "was hoping to get some dick" (she was hanging out with a guy friend and got a little drunk). They didn't end up doing anything due to lack of protection though. Sometimes I feel like she's just being really open with me. If it doesn't pan out to anything I don't really mind because she's a good friend so far. I also feel like she knows I'm very straight edge (she smokes...
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Bump :(

>>17285565
Yes

Man I don't know shit about phenibut, but if you've only done it twice I doubt you got any major damage. Chill out,possibly replace e it with a different drug to hepatitis out with the rebound do shit.

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>>17285561
>replace e it with a different drug to hepatitis out with the rebound do shit
Honestly OP, you should think carefully about taking advice that might alter your entire life from a man who types like this.

Well god damn Im more fucked up than i thought

If you have any friends then just say you worked as an independent contractor for their business. Spend a few hours making a fake website and get them to vouch for you.

Just don't get caught eh.

>>17285327
I wouldn't hire you because you're racist and illiterate.

>>17285356
Nigga it's 2016.

Nigga literally means people nowadays for us black people.

Anyways it's gonna be some shitty job behind the kitchen so it's irrelevant.

I ain't getting hired because these guys want someone permanent full time when i only plan to work until the end of September and ditch. If i say I'm currently a student in the CV they'll reject me so I'm wondering if I should lie about that and say I'm a drop out.

Nobody gives a fuck. It's all in your head.

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>>17285276
Make some jokes about it, own it man, just love yourself and take good care of yourself, laugh and enjoy life. Don't worry about surgery, just take good care of yourself and work on becoming the best person you can be. If you have a good personality anyone worth the effort will love you for it. Post a pic. Oh wait did you seriously say that it is only visable in pictures from certain angles? you have bad pictures and they want to make you kill yourself? Post the pic probably not even bad.

Most people won't notice it unless you mention it and they take a good hard look to see if your right, that and almost all people have assymetrical faces.
So just don't mention it

The worst thing you can do is to be worrying all the time. Imho you should try to be yourself and to keep trying - date some girls, if 1st one won't work - the 101st one will. Try, observe, compare, get conclusions. From my own experience - the right girl will appear when you'll stop looking for her.

>>17285267
Weight is fixable. Lift it and lose it.

>>17285267
Average age for male loss of virginity is 18, so you're not all that far behind the curve. Relax.

(Oh, and you do realize that all your friends lie about their sex lives, don't you?)

you grow up and start using common sense

>>17285016
Stop dating online girls?

>>17285016
You sound like a good friend of mine. He also was caught by a catfish (to my knowledge we discovered the deception before any real damage was done) but I have no idea how he feels now (we don't live closeby so it is tough to communicate properly.)

I wish I could do more for him but I can't do much in my position. I have tried to be the best friend I can be despite being so far away, but it isn't enough, and he needs more people he can trust nearby.

It doesn't help he keeps trying...
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download the .iso from the site, put it on a usb stick with something like win32diskimager
restart your computer boot from USB
it will display you your windows installation and give you the option of dualbooting
you will have to set up your partitions, let it run and it works pretty much out of the box.

could first run the demo version before installation to make sure it will work and safe your windows installation.

Also: find out, if you have an UEFI or CMOS installation of windows, that has to match

>>17284997
I have UEFI

And also what is win32diskimager

dear anon, nobody will force you into relationships. if they do, ignore them. do as you please and be happy, you don't need a companion to fill fullfilled. if something happens, and you like it, maybe, in the future... let it. that's it

It is that very contented Ness that will inspire confidence and attractive qualities within you anon. Don't chase - we are not all hunters. Bait your trap instead, lure them in. Make them want you, make them want a proper man. Focus on your own life and your own happiness, and they will flock. It needs only time

>>17284973
If you're a monk. But I doubt it since humans are social creatures.

>>17284728
Yeah, not totally out of the blue though. Tell her you're coming.

>>17284728
>Do I have to show up at her apartment out of the blue on the other side of the country just to get my shit back?
If you want your shit back, then yeah.

>>17284728
bro she's not giving you your stuff back because she misses you and still wants it to workout, this is the only way she can think of to make sure she's on your mind :3

or maybe not, if that's not the case she totally pawned everything of value and smashed everything else

just buy new shit you broke fuck