Alright this is my story hopefully somebody is listening. This isnalso valuable advice. When i was around 14-15, I had the biggest crush on a girl(today we are good friends) I used to be the ugliest shit ever. I got rejected bt her and it hit me hard. But to this day I thank god that she did. Made me realize many things. How ugly I was, how shit I was to talking with women and how innocent I could be. I started losing the weight( good healthy diet) and by 16 I learned about PUA's and shit. So of course I started off slow I remember hitting on my first girl and getting her...
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pt 2: As i was saying,you want to be natural. Be liked and loved for who you are. Don't think you're a hotshot cause you can pickup a girl with a silly hat on. do that at first to prove to yourself anythjng is possible and maybe once in awhile for the fuck of it. But trust you want to acquire it as a skill not somme lifestyle as somme market it. I have nothing but love for pickup but i don't like the traps they set for vulnerable men to make rm waste money and also make it sound very douchy and brolike. I tend to find pua's to sound quite disrespectfull towards...
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>>16519906
>>16519918

This guy writes massive blocks of text with poor punctuation, but he speaks wisdom

>>16519746
If you're taller than them, who the fuck cares?

>>16519759
Some girls might be 5'6" but still want to date a guy who's much taller than them. I was thinking of being able to stretch my height to 5'11"

>>16519762
You know that no matter whether or not you lie, the height difference is going to be the same, right? It's not like telling them you're 5'11" will increase the height difference

You could also break your dishes on the floor and have sex with the pieces

Injecting horse semen into your anus is something I recommend.

Stick a pool cue up your anus too

I would straight up tell them that your not comfortable about how fast things are moving. Just be honest, if they're willing to listen. Is your partner known to only hear what they want to hear? If that's the case then they certainly are not worth your time.

Stop being so edgy with a fake religion you don't even believe in yourself?

Try being Catholic? At least go try the Eucharist and see if you die.

>>16519683
You're a satanist? Maybe try being less of an underage faggot. Try agnosticism, Catholics are mostly agnostic anyway

I have no idea about legal stuff, I don't even know where do you live, so I'll just throw a random idea: leave asap and sue your company.
make sure to document EVERYTHING that happened. go to normal courts, do NOT accept special courts...
I'd ask reddit instead of this shithole. https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice

>>16519668
Lawyer up and have the cunt charged with assault, obviously. How many witnesses were there? You should get checked out for concussion and get the eye looked at as well.

I honestly didn't have him arrested because number one I thought I'd be looked down on if I called the cops and he also has a kid and threatened if he lost his job he'd kill me. I felt bad he had a kid, but also if he has a kid he shouldn't put himself in situations like that.

There's like 4 witnesses but idk if they'd say anything for me or not cause I'm new at this place and it's one of those places where like people know each other work. A lot of inside pull.

Bonus facts.
-I have a job, go to school, and regularly work out. I've been super busy the last few days with no chance to relax. so I was looking forward to drinking a few beers
-he has no job / school and jsut got back from his parents house where they bought him shit and hr had no responsibilities
-all of my drunk suicide attempts have happened when he was around and all were a reaction to him saying really rude things to me

Idk. I really am feeling like he's being a shit head to me but if anyone thinks I might actually be an alcoholic and that...
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>>16519580
>he's an abusive cunthole and belittles me at every possible opportunity
>but I feel like I'm to blame somehow
>multiple suicide attempts that he has triggered

Why are you acting as if this shit is normal? Leave him, that environment is toxic as fuck.

>>16519663
Idk because he's good at manipulating me I guess he'll come around for a while and then all of a sudden be really mad about something I thought we had gotten past (me liking to drink alone, me using social media frequently). Rinse and repeat. and we live together and shit so that makes it difficult. But yeah he was just gone for a week and I was feeling pretty great. Comes back and the first night he's callibg me gross and we're sleeping in different rooms. I just wish I had someone who could...
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...delete it? Why does he care you took a photo?

>>16519546
well he caught me taking it, and because it was snapchat it doesnt exsist anymore. But is there anything he can do?

am I just being paranoid?

He sounds like a dick on a powertrip.

You didn't break any laws.

>>16519529
Follow your protocol. Do your job. If you have more questions ask your unit. If you think your the only one with this problem your wrong. In the past in WAY MORE serious operations, operatives have become too close. This caused hitman to kill other people who the criminals THOUGHT was the person snitching at the end. The moral of this story is, dont get too close. Ofcourse its hard. But now you choose. Criminal life or law life.

Please let this be a fucking troll post. Do they really not prepare you for this sort of thing when they train you?

Did you, a grown man with a career in law enforcement, seriously allow yourself to fall for a high school girl? What is wrong with you? This can't be real.

>>16519529
Definitely bait.

In the 1/10000000 chance that it isn't, you're a stupid piece of shit OP, just do your job.

>>16519527
you made your bed, now you get to lie in it.

with a creepy dude, most likely.

>>16519532
if he gets me in bed i'm going to be kicking and screaming. not in a good way.

is there any advice or am i screwed?

You literally invited some guy to go with you on vacation, and you want to bail on him because he wants to sleep with you, which is the natural idea when YOU invited him to go on vacation.

Go fuck yourself. Make it clear asap that you fucked up big time and said shit carelessly.

Honestly go fuck yourself OP.

become trans, it's widely accepted nowadays

visit /lgbt/

1. do manly shit like shoot guns and chop trees
2. remove faggoty influences from your life such as anime
3. do things that men do like lift heavy shit and eat meat
4. wait

>>16519521
no, don't feed mental illness you degenerate cunt
he just needs to actually live like a man, and not chop his dick off and become a deformed freak

Mother fucking brownie ice cream
Bring me some too though

>It's 8:05pm
>23:20:58
>:20:
Oooookay.

Get some vanilla sandwich cookies, like Vienna Fingers. Those are nice in the evening with a warm drink.

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I'm considering other options on the way

If he isn't willing to help himself, there isn't much you can do.

At least attempting to keep him busy is better than nothing.

>>16519395
Yeah he's depressed, but just leave him alone if he wants something he'll talk to you. Maybe you can make a meal for him? Talk to him then?

Sounds like extreme depression. He should probably be admitted if it doesn't let up/gets worse.

Go to /r9k/, that'll teach you to say no real fast.

What advice are you seeking?

>>16519371
she wants attention.
she sounds underage

>>16519321
Oh lawdy mr skeltal, what are you doing?

I find alcohol helps a lot with my social anxiety. They still have bars in airports, don't they?

If I want to pay a premium

>>16519319
>Flirting, pics, dirty talk etc

That is cheating. How would you feel if your gf did that?

>>16519325
It's more like wank material except it just so happens to be real people, I don't necessarily know them so what real difference is this to porn?

Taking pleasure in feeling wanted isn't cheating. Dirty pics and dirty talk is cheating, though. Flirting is borderline, I definitely wouldn't appreciate someone I'm with flirting with others, but it depends on the dynamics of your relationship.