>>16520623
Post your face and body. I'll tell you whether you have a shot at being a model.

If not, fuck off you entitled bottom-feeder.

>>16520633
>If not, fuck off you entitled bottom-feeder.
What is this for? This only would hurt if I were ugly, sounds like you're mad.

Yeah sure I'll bite, women and gay men love me, women AND men tell me I should model, hot women have flirted with me and I've rejected some. I look in the mirror and see my cheekbones are very high and prominent, what is your advice?

OP, that image is one of the most cringeworthy pieces of writing I have read on /adv/, and I have been around for quite a long time. It smacks of autistic arrogance.

Online

>>16520559
Online. Use a dating service, or do something you enjoy in an online community. Make some friends.

>>16520566
>>16520561

I live in a small town there aren't many people on tinder/okcupid

>>16520547
take my advice anon, people do not make fun of you for things like that because they care, they do it for their own amusment

they think you are fun to have a dig at

I used to feel threatened by that, but over time I realized it was not as malicious as I thought it was, people who dig at you are at least open to engaging with you and that means they find you interesting

>>16520547
Shake it off.

tell them you make waiifu posts about Taytay on a Mongolian poetry board

>>16520444
bump

>>16520444
Move on, nothing else you can do. Want me to be brutally honest? Chances are she found someone else.

Good luck, it happens to all of us.

>>16520514
It wasn't supposed to happen to us.

I wouldn't reply either if a guy I was interested in had another guy's dick pics and pretended they were his

>>16520386
How does one "accidentally" send a dick pic that isn't even yours?

>>16520386
>2 days later accidentally texted her a dick pic(8 inches)
>Wasn't my dick (long story)

hahahaha you're such a stupid, transparent liar

>>16520373
Do what you like. I collected YGO cards til I was like 24. Lots of people I knew who played kept it a secret. That's stupid imo.

Eh, that's not really a problem. It is a little weird if you don't care about real cars, and only care about model cars and don't put them together yourself though.

>>16520373
nothing wrong with that as long as it does not run your life or you put all your money into it. i play ygo and im 24 my gf knows and does not care

He's probably looked a ton of white people porn and he's bored with that so now he's trying on another race for size. I don't know how this specific guy's brain works, but porn usually has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with real life. If he was interested in your friend he would be trying to fuck your friend, not watch porn of her race. That's silly.

>>16520207
I just kinda connected it with fantasies. When he first started dating me he watched a ton of Asian porn because I'm Asian.
I'm normally around him when she is around. I kinda dont trust her because she is fucking a guy who is dating one of her best friends. I trust my boyfriend, but I just don't really want her around him.

But I'll go with it having nothing to do with real life. Unless he starts searching her other half then I'll act concerned.

>>16520207
.... are you a guy cause your retarded if not...
Or even if you are actually...

Porn has EVERYTHING to do with sexual fetishs and fantasys... why else would you want one specific kind of porn.... if you are a guy and dont think you watch any kind of porn in particular your lieing to yourself...

>>16520193
Your man may very well have a cursh on this bitch that is in your friend group but let me ask you a few things.
1) your and his age
2) how...
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If you thought gay porn was better I doubt it was the porn that made you gay.

You made different choices in sexual imagery because you are already wired that way.

And if you didn't destroy your friendship, either.

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>>16520176
Sexuality is fluid, and can be heavily influenced by the environment that we grow up in as we develop our sexuality and go through puberty.
I know several guys who are gay because they have had several bad experiences getting rejected by women and have just decided that they'd rather be sexually satisfied by men for the rest of their lives than face rejection from women again.

You keep saying "I can" see myself with another man.
can you see yourself with a woman?
do you have a preference...
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Get a hobby.

>>16520101
Let me guess, liberal arts major?

>>16520107
I'd have thought STEM, actually. STEM majors are the ones more likely to be at uni for the wrong reasons, and thus don't actually have any motivation to learn what they're learning. Liberal arts majors are there because they like what they're studying

Two weeks before the 19th at the most, roughly, so it could have been conceived around the 5th of Oct as well. Those test don't show accurately until the missed period. What dates did you have sex if you don't mind me asking.

>>16520059
Could have been after the test as well, obviously.

See a doctor.

By the way, how old are you?
Do you know who the father is?
Is he a responsible adult?
Do you enjoy being around him?
Are you financially stable?
Do you have a basic idea of how dramatically your life will change for the next 18 years?

"Ooops I got pregnant" sounds like that baby has a bright future ahead with such a responsible mother.

>>16520006
Data entry - sit at a keyboard for hours never talking to anyone.
File clerk - especially if you can be buried down in the file room away from everyone
Night cleaning crew in office building

I don't understand people like you. Instead of dealing with your anxiety, you just try to avoid situations where you don't have to deal with people. Do you really think this is something you can do for the rest of your life?

>>16520006
I've lived with aspergers all my life. I didn't know it was aspergers till I was 27, but a big part of it is social anxiety. In all my jobs I've had to work with people. I try hard, but I always come off as a bit weird. I counter this by being damn good at my job. I do alright for myself and nobody knows I have aspergers because most people think that having aspergers is like being retarded. With anxiety landing your first job is going to be tough. Just put out a fuck ton of applications, practice...
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thats like saying not running will make you a better runner

the only way to get better at using your dick is to use your dick, practice with it, learn about the pace and vectors you need to achieve to keep a hard erection without overstimulating yourself

>>16519975

Well, let me tell you that they are all bullshit, and all you're doing is saving spunk for ur gurl. I think you'll even explode earlier, thanks to saving all your deposits for February and letting it go all-out in 5 figures.

It may make you 'bigger', but it's illusory, as it's just you putting the thing in overdrive for the first time in months. It will, however, feel comfier to explode.

Also, it does NOT help with speech giving. I've actually lost confidence because...
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I err the side of it really only helping if masturbation is affecting your personal life to the point of concern.

People who have partners and have sex regularly likely masturbate too. NoFap probably wouldn't help them much because they already have a healthy lifestyle.

Jerking off is just a quick instant gratification for a lot of people, which can be kind of addicting. You get rid of that need for instant gratification and you become a healthier person.

>>16519969
In today's society it may very well be considered sexist to assume your daughter, may want something geared towards girls.

But I guess that also means that me being a guy, and having got one for christmas when I was small doesnt automatically mean my parents though it was gay.

buy what you believe your daughter may like for chirstmas, and explain to your wife why, if she doesnt respect that ask her why. and if she gives you some loony feminist answer divorce her now because your saving yourself...
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>>16519969
Nice pasta

>>16519997
what this is pasta?

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Please.

find someone who is willing to have sex with you

>>16519955
Already have, I want more but the other person doesn't want a relationship "right now". We already had a romantic involvement but stuff changes I guess. Anyways, I'm able to have casual sex with this person, it's just I'm too attached. I want to continue a sexual relationship without any heartbreak/disappointment.

Unless your very, very superficially handsome it's hard fucking work to get anything out of it. You have to be endlessly funny and clever and then MAYBE get something more out of it.

Especially if you live in a rural area, then it's pretty much not even worth the download.

it's waay more popular than any other dating app/site so theres a lot more people on there just to check it out. after 5 girls that went nowhere i went back to the easy chubsters on meetme/pof

Only bots replied to me :(