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Hey /adv/ I turn to you as /b/ was uhelpful at all. IT's a bit long, but let me lay it out for you.
So there's this girl, we first met about 4 months ago when I was out for a beer with my friends, she was with hers, there were many mutual friends in those groups and we ended up in a group of about 30 people. We just got to know each others' names, talked for a bit and that was it. We met again in similar circumstances about a month ago, same shit, we caught a cigarette and then it turned out that she lives near me, so we left together. Talked on the way...
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The next time you two have a cig together just ask her out dude. Like when you guys are nearing the end of the convo just say "hey I am headed to "(restaurant, movies, etc)" you should come." She will probably ask you if you are asking her out and then say damn right you are. Make sure have plans to go to this place and that you will have fun regardless if she comes
From there its on you. You two seem cool for each other and so I wouldn't be surprised if she was waiting for you to ask her out by now.
>>16522153
Yea, here's the tricky part: I already did once, but we both didn't have time (at the given day she had classes in the afternoon, the next day i did etc) and the other time we were too hungover. Now I'd come off as desperate, even though I'm not in the tiniest bit.
That' also a problem. I'm cool with stuff being as it is, always. I have almost monk-like approach, whatever happens is cool, I don't give a fuck. And she could be the perfect woman for me, we could be really...
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>>16522159
Then ask her when is she free and then ask her out. If you are as cool as you say you are, then if she rejects you it shouldn't be a problem.
Have some balls dude, sitting around thinking about your problems won't solve anything. You need to stop talking and start doing.
My wife and I are trying new things when we have sex and she wants me to eat her ass, is this weird? I don't have any problems with doing this but what can i do to prepare for this?
It's not weird but good god make sure she takes a thorough shower and wash that booty hole good.
Don't do it. Have some boundaries because I will gaurantee your wife will look at you in disgust. Like "wow he actually let me do that to him....ewww".
As the man of the relationship you need to hold your masculinity and not be swayed by feeling.
>>16522120
>Wife is bored of you
>Wants you to eat her ass
Wear a condom on your tongue.
You'll thank me later.
Women of this board, how do I be the best god damn oral pleaser there is?
What are some general mistakes men do?
What are some of the greatest thing a guy can do to you with his tongue?
Circular motions are good. Don't stick your tongue inside.
>>16522091
This
Why do guys think that trying to put their tongue inside is good??
It feels like a micro penis
I'm too lazy to find the sfw graphic version of this article.
http://www.vice.com/read/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides
Can someone explain this to me please? Not bait, I just need help understanding the other side.
This happened, say, 2 months ago. An ex friended me out of the blue. This was my first boyfriend from perhaps 8 years ago. There was no attraction involved in the first place and he basically used me as a rebound. Whatever. It hurt, as my first experience into relationships but I got over it. I was just providing backstory.
Anyway 2 months ago he refriended me out of the blue. This was someone I hadn't seen in years. Clean slate as far as I'm concerned. I think...
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he still likes you this isn't rocket science
He wanted another rebound. You weren't able to give it so he moved on.
>>16522053
Lot of girls use it as code for "fuck off."
Do all relationships go from light-hearted joyful fun, to intense deep solemn? Sort of like children into adults?
Only if both people are emotional dumbfucks and don't know how to manage a proper committed relationship
>>16522025
>emotional dumbfucks
I need advice but not in terms of calling people dumbfucks
Yes.
Why? Because when you are dating and talking to each other, they show you only their good parts. After enough time and trust will their true colours come out.
When people get serious, all the light hearted crap moves out and serious business needs to be discussed like finance and the future together.
I have a six page research essay due in an hour that I haven't started.
What do I do?
>>16521962
Get off 4chan and do it. 6 pages is fuck all
>>16521967
How do you even research a story and write more pages about it than the story itself occupies?
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I'm a masochist and I hired someone on craigslist to have me cover some of his expenses (gas for his truck, cigarettes, and sneakers) and have him laugh at me for paying him while he gives me nothing in return. It's humiliating to pay and get nothing for it and then have it rubbed in that I'm getting worked over.
In reality, he's giving me something in return by laughing at me, but that's pretty easy to accomplish - especially since this isn't a fetish for him and really is just easy money from someone he sees as moronic.
If you were...
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>>16521944
Are you the shoe-licking guy, or is this just more shit bait?
2/10 I responded
>>16521978
I am the shoe licking guy. The fetishes are related.
I think that trying to tip him would be good. If you could play like he's worked really hard and you're ripping him off would be quite funny. Like if you agreed on 40, but insisted on giving him 80 for doing such a good job.
It's kind of nice and ironic because you WANT him to do nothing / as little as possible.
Shoe-licker, I like you. If you move to London, please let me know, I could make a lot of money from you, and make you very happy.
I moved to a new school this year and I already have a girlfriend. She likes (or liked idk) me and I really like her. I want to stay with her for a long time but I'm not sure if I can handle it. We talk almost every night but something is wrong with her internet so I haven't been talking to her as much as I want to. Today we were in choir and she said she was staying over with a few people and getting a ride from a guy to home. How do I deal with this? I highly doubt she would cheat, she isn't that type of girl, but my mind is in over-drive thinking about her with another guy.
>>16521906
Deal with it by growing up and realizing you're in a HS relationship and those things don't last.
Enjoy her while she lasts, hopefully enjoy her body a bit too. Youre making a mistake with your childish notions of long term romance in HS.
>>16521906
>all these underage faggots on /adv/ lately thinking their issues are actual issues
Let me make this clear senpai, you think this is an issue but it is not. No one cares about your High school relationship problems. Leave /adv/. It's just high school, right now you're in this little world where you think nothing else matters outside of your huge social environment. The second you leave high school and enter the real world you're going to realize nothing mattered and no one cares.
>>16521923
>Calling me underage then calling me senpai
This is adv. I'm looking for advice for my current situation. This might not last and I might realize how little this actually means but I was curious if anyone had advice for my current situation.
Nobody who I'm currently in contact with likes me.
How do I come to terms with this?
>>16521814
Maybe you are not projecting well your personality. Be in your everyday as you really are and the right people will eventually come to you. If it is very hard for you to socialize, try on the internet, gaming, blogging, etc.
>>16521814
Who's that guy in the pic?
>>16521896
Yeah it comes down to... I am that chick that somehow from a distance people are cool with.
But I'm nervous and then cringeworthy.
>>16521899
G Eazy :)
Girlfriend defending, help...
Yesterday I was with my gf at his entrance hall, some random group of teenagers from the neighbourhood yelled from like 40 mtrs "How s that you are with such an ugly fuck?" (refering to her) and then "His boyfriend cant even punch you (some kid told the guy that shouted previously) he's a manlet " (Im 1.70 m tall). I looked at them and was about to approach them, but my gf hold my arm and insisted not to go and begged me, she said they just provoke almost everyone. I listened to her and just ignored them. At home...
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you pussy manlet bitch
Just let it go, man. Those kids were asking for the hurting to be put on them. But the fact that you showed your gf that you were ready to throw hands was enough for her. Basically what I'm saying here is, you showed your gf that you're a man and not a little bitch and that was good enough for her. Eventually those kids will get their shit wrecked in some way or another if they keep it up and provoke the wrong person.
>>16521655
Thanks for your 4chan love
>>16521657
Yeah you may be right, did you have any similar experience with your gf?
Methods for clearing up your face? I already use Epiduo and an antibacterial.
>don't touch your face
>don't let your hair touch your face
>steam your face then wash with cold water
>change pillowcase often or put fresh towel on it
>cut sugar out of your diet completely, fruits are ok
>>16521534
I hear that buckshot really helps cleanup your face.
>>16521534
its amazing what ignoring it does for your complexion
Does anyone know how I can get a job in Crime Scene Cleanup?
I live in the USA
any tips or advice is welcome
Apply.
Honestly, I'd suggest just going to your local crime scene cleaning companies and applying. I cannot imagine that there is a shortage of jobs. "Heavy-duty cleaning" and "Industrial cleaning" are also terms to look for. Your local police department may be able to point you at the companies they use.
But I am curious: why crime scene cleanup?
>>16521558
well yeah, but I mean tips on certifications
what i need/where to get it
also things i can put on the application that'll increase my chances/ prove my sanity
I'm about to go to Subway for the first time since my childhood.
What should I get?
Get a melt sandwich on cheese oregano bread with cheddar, bacon, chipotle southwest and some cheese sauce. Delicious!
Footlong without dressing, onions, pickled cucumber, or jalapenos.
Strong cheese.
Some bread of your choice.
>>16521515
bring your own herbs and spices
apply it to your sandwich in front of them
My boyfriend and I recently broke up, about a month ago. I saw on facebook that a good friend of mine was going to an event my ex would also be attending, and jokingly posted "lol say hey to the ex for me". I didn't really expect him to see it but he texted me about it a little while later and was upset about it. He insisted it was disrespectful to him and rude, but I really don't think it is. Now he hasn't responded to me for a couple days, did I mess up somehow?
it was just a joke, he should relax
Is it a little childish to post that on social media? Kinda.
Is it simply just a joke?
yeah.
Its not really disrespectful. You two broke up, it might be time to move on. It sounds like you still want to be in his life and he still wants to be in yours. Dont worry about messing up if your just talking to him.. It is over after all.
Who cares? He's uptight and wants to be offended.
If you feel bad then apologize but I think he's being a bitch nigga. If you want too maintain a friendship with him then say sorry but honestly why bother? You're not together and he can't take a joke.
I'm thinking about starting to use Tinder. I'm 18 and a girl and haven't had a boyfriend or anything irl since I was 14-15. Any advice? What to do to and what not to do?
Follow the instructions when making a profile. Look cute and presentable with a profile. You will get guys being interested in you and wanting to take you out.
What more needs to be said? You are a girl, it is infinitely more easier for you to get any action on tinder than it is for a guy.
Be modest, it'll keep the bullshit out
>>16521402
Use bumble. It's better than tinder. More attractive people are on it too cause it's like the hipper version of Tinder.
